Food cringe threat- I'll start anybody remember this gold?

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OP !!hjYSnEuebL1 Thu Jul 21 00:14:00 2016 No.7899351 [Reply] [Original]

Food cringe threat- I'll start

anybody remember this gold?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:15:30 2016 No.7899355 File: 53 KB, 461x481, three out of five.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:17:09 2016 No.7899356 File: 177 KB, 1600x987, Umami Burger Cross Section.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899355 >Makes it wrong >Give it low rating

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:18:38 2016 No.7899359 >>7899356 haha what an idiot putting all that ketchup on his burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:19:50 2016 No.7899362 >>7899359 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:24:02 2016 No.7899370 >>7899355 Raged instead of cringe. I fucking hate looking at a recipe that received low rates because holly homemaker decided to substitute something before trying the original then bitching because it didn't come out right especially in baked recipes.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:25:47 2016 No.7899377
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>Be me
>24
>enjoying day of playin vidya
>just woke up from a nap
>Time for dinner
>Mom calls me upstairs
>Walk upstairs
>She made spaghetti
>I love spaghetti
>Eat, it's pretty good
>Notice something
>red bell peppers and onions in the sauce
>Get mad, throw plate on ground
>Go to room and cry to an hour
>Keep playing vidya

How do I get over my irrational dislike of vegetables? I don't think girls like guy's who are picky eaters...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:29:06 2016 No.7899387 >>7899377 Girls don't like 24 year old sons who still depend on their mother for sustience. Picky eating is lower on the shitty pile that is your life choices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:31:45 2016 No.7899400 >>7899355 I don't understand these fucking people.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:32:33 2016 No.7899404

>>7899387
This is absolutely wrong. the issue with dating someone living with their mum is you fucking can't. Theyre normally too poor and going no where to manage a relationship. Personality wise? picky eating is far worse. Both can be fixed but no one besides the most autistic actually defend living with their parents as something that shouldn't be aspired to grow out of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:34:30 2016 No.7899410 >>7899404 >Jumping on the autism train I'm in college, working from home while I get ready to move out I hate it, but it's cheap, and I pay rent and keep shit clean

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:34:52 2016 No.7899413 File: 312 KB, 495x344, 1468650063426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899377 Apologize to your fucking mom you mouth breather. Jesus christ. If I was your mother I would seriously consider killing myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:35:59 2016 No.7899416 >>7899410 >accuses me of jumping on the autism train >replies to post with information that doesn't do anything but proves my point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:36:52 2016 No.7899419 >>7899387 >>7899400 >>7899404 >>7899413 This isn't /b/ you dumb shits, quit taking the bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:39:43 2016 No.7899427 File: 20 KB, 256x256, angry-status.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899355 >women in charge of following simple directions

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:41:47 2016 No.7899432 >>7899351 holy fuck this looks exactly like a papa murphy's i used to work at. we didn't use shredded lettuce tho.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 00:54:45 2016 No.7899467

>>7899370
Most recipes on websites that have star ratings are submitted by Holly Homemaker in the first place. You're right about baked recipes though. Honestly women shouldn't be allowed to bake shit in the first place, it's a discipline completely unsuited to them despite their love of baked goods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:10:04 2016 No.7899499 File: 97 KB, 1280x960, sand beef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899351

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:11:17 2016 No.7899502 >>7899499 mmmm tacos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:13:10 2016 No.7899505 File: 21 KB, 413x310, and they fall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:14:50 2016 No.7899509 File: 37 KB, 639x412, that look like spit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899502

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:14:57 2016 No.7899511 >>7899499 >>7899351 These photos are why I'm totally okay with robots taking over low-skill jobs such as fast-food preparation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:19:08 2016 No.7899518 File: 33 KB, 636x372, kay f that.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899509 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnfOnueJ8SQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:21:39 2016 No.7899524 >>7899499 glad i haven't been to a fast food joint in probably a decade

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:23:20 2016 No.7899526 >>7899356 Vomit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:27:25 2016 No.7899532 File: 1.23 MB, 400x225, fast food.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:38:56 2016 No.7899548 >>7899351 >>7899499 >>7899509 >>7899518 this is why I like getting fast food from the carls jr. with the middle aged mexican ladies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:45:37 2016 No.7899677 >>7899355 >trump_playing_hearthstone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:12:27 2016 No.7899713 >>7899355 Triggered

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:08:38 2016 No.7899972 >>7899351 I remember that the manager was called and given the restaurant location and time so someone definitely got fired... >don't fuck with people's food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:10:00 2016 No.7899973 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, when you act coco and nuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:14:11 2016 No.7899978 File: 11 KB, 188x157, chen 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Taking photos that will ensure you'll never be employed ever again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:28:31 2016 No.7899997 >>7899973 i stab the eyes out, drain the water, put it in a bag and smash it against the wall >works every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:08:16 2016 No.7900054 >>7899973 I'm laughing at them... But I don't know how to open a coconut without google ;_; Also I want to see the pregnants puffy tits

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:26:09 2016 No.7900083 >>7899548 if i have to eat fast food. i never eat at the ones close to high schools are colleges since they tend to hire the younger folk there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:42:02 2016 No.7900104 >>7899404 >Theyre normally too poor and going no where Yeah hence why they're also vagina repellant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:21:25 2016 No.7900411 >>7899355 >Americans in charge of following a recipe

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:23:17 2016 No.7900412

>>7899355
Here's an actual conversation I had with someone once:

>and there's no dairy in this at all, anon?
>"no. none."
>then how did you get it so creamy?!
>:: explains process ::
...
>i tried it the way you said
>i added carrots and celery, swapped the garlic out for onion, used canned chickpeas instead of soaked-from-dry, omitted the olive oil and parsley, didn't cook it as long as you said and cooked the pasta separately instead of in with the bean broth
>it turned out horrible and not like the one you had me try!
>"so you didn't follow the directions i gave you /at all/, then?"
>i just told you i did! i just made some improvements. if you're not gonna give me the real recipe, why not just say so instead of being a dick!?
>"..."

I actively avoid people like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:26:36 2016 No.7900420 >>7899997 >stabbing the eyes I use a drill or nail and hammer. Then, I smash it against the wall or ground outside and wash the shards clean under running water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:27:21 2016 No.7900421 File: 353 KB, 2400x2076, how-to-open-a-coconut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899997 >>7900420 Sounds complicated and a pain in the ass. Why not this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:33:00 2016 No.7900438 >>7900421 Complicated? You literally just poke a hole in it, drain the water and smash the fucker open. Going around it like in your pic is far more complicated, especially if you've got shaky hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:35:26 2016 No.7900440 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899973

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Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:36:26 2016 No.7900442

>>7900438

It's complicated because you have to go get tools from the garage which normally aren't in the kitchen. And even then all you did was get the liquid out. You still have to break the coconut.

What I posted takes less time than putting the bit in the drill. It takes literally no more than 5 seconds using what you already have in your kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:38:23 2016 No.7900444 >>7900442 >you have to go get tools from the garage which normally aren't in the kitchen >not having a kitchen drill

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:40:22 2016 No.7900450

>>7900442
Good job completely ignoring the part about the hammer and nail.
And also, as we all know, carefully rotating a coconut to smack it along its circumference in as straight of a line as possible is much, much easier than smashing the fucker against concrete. Thank you for clearing it up for us. That was kind of you. You're awesome and not at all dumb. Also, I am incapable of ever being sarcastic, so you know everything I'm saying is completely genuine. You're great and must be very well-liked and popular among your peers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:44:18 2016 No.7900455 >>7900440 wtf? i hate women now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:45:36 2016 No.7900457 >>7900440 >>7899973 Moar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:46:17 2016 No.7900460 File: 78 KB, 1024x768, forum.neocron.org2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900440 This seriously cant be real. A 5 year old understands the concept of a can opener. Nice bait though.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:46:38 2016 No.7900462

>>7900450
>Good job completely ignoring the part about the hammer and nail.

You keep a hammer and nails in the kitchen?

>>carefully rotating a coconut to smack it along its circumference in as straight of a line as possible is much, much easier than smashing the fucker against concrete.

It is, acutally. You don't ahve to be careful about it or follow a straight line. That's the whole fucking point. The coconut has a natural weak spot there. It will break there even if you're not precise...which is the whole reason why I'm suggesting this method. You'd already be done before you even walked outside to find concrete.

Why do you have this silly mistaken belief that what I am suggesting is difficult? That would defeat the point of recommending it you fool....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:49:54 2016 No.7900466 >>7900457 >>7900460 Both clips are from an old BBC show called The Restaurant, which wasn't particularly successful at the time and is almost impossible to find online.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:53:04 2016 No.7900473

>>7900462
>searching for concrete outside is a long, arduous journey that requires the aid of three elves, a halfling, two dwarves. a fighter, a mage and seven clerics, each wearing girdles of giant strength and seven league boots
What sort of shithole third-world country do you live in where concrete is some mystical substance rarer than chicken teeth?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:54:23 2016 No.7900478 >>7899511 It's also why I support the death penalty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 10:55:13 2016 No.7900479 >>7899404 you try living on your own in the sf bay area on minimum wage, shithead

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:00:22 2016 No.7900491

>>7900473

I didn't say it was an arduous journey, anon. I said it took longer to walk outside than the literal 5 seconds it takes to open a coconut with a back of a knife.

I'm not sure why you're arguing with me here. I'm trying to help you, but you seem to be deliberately obstinate at every turn. Why do you think that is?

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:15:32 2016 No.7900531

>>7900491
>i've never done it your way and also there is no way but The Way™ and I® am Its™ teacher
>also, concrete is totally not available just outside just about every window and doorway of any building where an internet connection would be found because concrete is a rare and magical substance forged by st glinglin in the deepest fires found in the depths of lake bourget

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:19:54 2016 No.7900537 >>7900462 I am not him but do you really keep a hammer and nail in the kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:24:39 2016 No.7900545 >>7900537 >He doesn't keep a Hammer and nail in the kitchen as an essential tool flyover go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:26:32 2016 No.7900548 I use a band saw to open my coconuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:28:01 2016 No.7900551 I tie 3 coconuts to the back of my car and drive down the motorway until i hear them crack

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:29:56 2016 No.7900558 >>7900551 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xy4gkw_top-gear-handbrake_auto

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:47:14 2016 No.7900594 >>7899351 i think that's A&W

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:57:00 2016 No.7900617 >>7900440 source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 11:57:50 2016 No.7900619 >>7900455 the average male is far worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:14:08 2016 No.7900659 >>7900421 The fact the coconut is smaller than apple triggers me more than the whole scam pictures

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:15:41 2016 No.7900664 >>7900460 >A 5 year old understands the concept of a can opener. most people, including you, can't even use the butterfly can opener.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:17:26 2016 No.7900794 >>7900664 i can but why would i? they're double poverty tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:21:27 2016 No.7900802 >>7899432 That tile has been in half the kitchens that I've been in.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:24:39 2016 No.7900810

>>7900664
>don't know what a butterfly can opener is
>look it up
>it's just a regular-ass can opener
Are you seriously claiming the majority of people you've met have no concept of how to use a regular-ass, every day can opener? What do they use instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:27:53 2016 No.7900815 File: 296 KB, 1305x1305, pACE3-958785enh-z8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900810 nasa's choice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:28:45 2016 No.7900818 >>7900810 Opening cans is to much work. They just go to KFC or McD's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:30:12 2016 No.7900821 >>7900815 But... that operates pretty much (or exactly) the same way as the other type, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:33:49 2016 No.7900832 >>7900821 Yes, I have no idea why he thinks otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:35:46 2016 No.7900835 File: 54 KB, 405x296, ancient_opener.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [hard mode]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:39:05 2016 No.7900841 File: 84 KB, 1280x982, p38_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900835 No, this is hard mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:39:14 2016 No.7900843 >>7900821 mostly the same except it has a sharp wheel instead of a fixed blade so you don't get arthritis after opening one can

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:43:49 2016 No.7900859 >>7900441 Can we talk about what's going on ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:44:28 2016 No.7900862 >>7900841 The /k/ of can openers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:46:43 2016 No.7900867 >>7900841 you can't shove that one up your ass though. Not comfortably like >>7900835

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:48:23 2016 No.7900873 >>7900867 No but you can fit many at once, it makes for a fun competition.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:50:48 2016 No.7900882

>>7900421
>holding object in palm and aiming knife at center of palm
>Why not this?
Common sense, dude. That's dangerous as hell. Every chef knows your fingertips have like a different recognition from the brain for sensation, why you tuck them in an arch while doing knife work on a cutting board.

I've been opening coconuts my whole life from my yard in the tropics, and like anything else, no matter what part of the world you go to, there will be stupid people doing stupid things and then more educated people who learn from the mistakes of others. Coconuts are finicky, some are semi-rotten, tougher, softer, plain beastly or just didn't dry right. I'd hazard to say that no two are the same. I poke the holes with a screwdriver and hammer to drain them. If they are not shucked or green, you can machete off the lid, but you put the thing on the ground until you get 3/4ths through it, and then use the knife like a wedge to lift that partial top.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:55:31 2016 No.7900896 >>7900884 i don't see the problem it looks like a clean way of serving mussels marinara without wasting all the delicious sauce and shit also cheese

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:58:22 2016 No.7900902 >>7900892 is it burnt? i don't get it it what's with the gaping hole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:58:52 2016 No.7900903 >>7900899 1030 calories? Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:01:20 2016 No.7900911 >>7900859 Someone usually does when this pics comes up 3-4 times a day.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:04:24 2016 No.7900926 >>7900902 Looks burnt to me too. >>gaping hole That's an ostrich. The gaping hole is the cavity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:10:28 2016 No.7900952 >>7900922 I would try those, its surprising what weird things work well when made into a sausage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:10:32 2016 No.7900954 File: 591 KB, 1200x800, 1427222932876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900902 He's overcooked it. That's why he looks pissed off

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:12:40 2016 No.7900967 >>7900421 NAH. you're supposed to go through one of the holes, cause it's thinner

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:15:24 2016 No.7900970 File: 124 KB, 962x722, china eastern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:15:38 2016 No.7900973

>>7900967

doesn't matter how thin the holes are, the coconut will naturally break along its "equator". that method is much faster than fucking around with drilling or sticking something through one of the holes. besides, even if you do puncture the holes all that does is let the liquid out. you still have to open the coconut itself. that method does both in one simple operation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:17:37 2016 No.7900978 >>7900441 the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:22:53 2016 No.7900997 >>7900970 That's a pretty normal Chinese breakfast, I dunno what's wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:26:56 2016 No.7901011 >>7900970 china eastern is a pretty crappy airline. but this breakfast looks ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:27:57 2016 No.7901014 File: 437 KB, 693x698, Cholera_feces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900970 >>7900997 It looks like shit from a cholera patient

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:05:45 2016 No.7901403 >>7899356 fucking raw.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:07:40 2016 No.7901408

>>7900841
>>7900835
>>7900815

You fucking coddled amerifags think you're either tough for knowing how to use or think it's tough to use these very simple every-day tools. It's pathetic, the rest of the world knows how to easily open a can with a knife if needs be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:08:41 2016 No.7901410 >>7900880 Good lord that hurts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:10:38 2016 No.7901413 >>7900970 That looks better than what they give you in ant American airline

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:16:45 2016 No.7901432 >>7901408 >shitworlders mad Americans have better tools for opening can O B S E S S E D B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:24:28 2016 No.7901451 >>7900880 I can imagine that gift was from an alcohol uncle that none of the family likes but invite him for christmas anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:26:27 2016 No.7901454 >>7900954 how do you slaughter an ostrich anyway? Shotgun?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:28:07 2016 No.7901459 >>7901408 >Irony

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:29:53 2016 No.7901463 File: 47 KB, 400x600, a680c8afd1b2a2a88d2d9bd50ea4a2fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7901454 Lariat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:29:58 2016 No.7901464 >>7901454 I'd use a gobbler guillotine. However a much larger version. A ballista sized one, you know... for science.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:31:23 2016 No.7901469 File: 41 KB, 900x556, cla311-lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7901454

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:33:05 2016 No.7901475 >>7901408 LOOOL 3rd worlders actually use ww1 ration tier can openers in 2016

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:33:35 2016 No.7901477 Katana folded 10,000 times

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:36:25 2016 No.7901490 >>7901404 I refuse to believe this is fucking real

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:37:39 2016 No.7901498 >>7901454 Just leave the ostrich in a room with a switchblade, a TV and DVD of Grave of the Fireflies playing on continuous loop. The bird will take care of things itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:39:09 2016 No.7901500 >>7901490 Habeeb it. I've seen it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:40:45 2016 No.7901503 >>7901413 W-W-What's the deal w-w-with airline food....?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:45:43 2016 No.7901516 >>7900460 name of game?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:46:25 2016 No.7901518 >>7901014 That dont look bad. Does it taste bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:47:08 2016 No.7901521 >>7901516 >>7900460 nvm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:50:41 2016 No.7901530 >>7899377 >irrational fear of vegetables ftfy, don't be a pussy beta who thinks everything revolves around you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:52:20 2016 No.7901535 >>7900899 >sodium 2,090 jesus fucking christ that is NOT ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:54:44 2016 No.7901544 >>7900899 >half the calories from fat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:02:30 2016 No.7901566 >>7901518 Id assume so because thats what happens when you shit out all the liquids in your body

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:13:36 2016 No.7901613 >>7901404 You know no one actually buys this kind of stuff, right? They're just padding for the shelves. There's nothing in the boxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:31:57 2016 No.7901666 File: 859 KB, 1336x4460, ramen dessert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899973 >>7900440 I'm cringing. I keep expecting someone to loose a finger here, and the suspense is killing me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:34:16 2016 No.7901683 >>7900412 What was the recipe?

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:35:26 2016 No.7901689

>>7901404
The only thing about this that outrages me is the price. Some people are lazy shits and I don't really give a fuck.

I was going to say they might be useful for work lunches, but I have no idea how accurate that is since I've never cooked a grilled cheese and microwaved later. I don't know how well they keep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:36:57 2016 No.7901695 >>7899370 >Raged Why do you take the opinions of idiots seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:38:34 2016 No.7901700 >>7899404 >Theyre normally too poor and going no where to manage a relationship In other words women are nothing but whores who sell access to their pussy for shelter, security, food, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:41:13 2016 No.7901701 >>7900882 He's using the dull edge of the knife you mongrel.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:42:19 2016 No.7901705

>>7900478
Me too. People dicking other people's food can easily contaminate shit with STDs from spit.

>>7899511
Robots would make it a whole lot better with less risk of mistakes done. My McDonalds don't even remember putting sauces or napkins on a to-go or even drive thru

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:47:11 2016 No.7901715 >>7900882 You're dumb as hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:48:12 2016 No.7901718 >>7901535 That's 2grams of salt. It's really not that much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:53:48 2016 No.7901743 >>7900619 shuttup you stupid cunt. go clean your snatch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:56:12 2016 No.7901752 >>7899973 I'm too scared to watch the full thing in case it ends as a gore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:57:58 2016 No.7901762 >>7900882 >I've been opening coconuts my whole life And yet you've never learned the correct method?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:00:00 2016 No.7901769 >>7900888 What a moron.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:01:01 2016 No.7901772 >>7901752 spoiler the coconut dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:02:34 2016 No.7901783 >>7900617 See >>7900466

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:04:45 2016 No.7901791 >>7899387 >>7899413 >>7901530 >all these people who can't into tendieposting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:09:05 2016 No.7901807 >>7901743 BASED A S E D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:12:27 2016 No.7901821 >>7901403 >>7899356 >fucking raw. Fucking perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:20:01 2016 No.7901849 >>7901451 >>7901410 >>7900880 I sincerely doubt there's food in it. It's the kind of box you get to fuck with people, but relieve them when something good is inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:21:38 2016 No.7901860 There was a gif floating around of a dude pissing all over some corn flakes conveyor at the factory

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:23:20 2016 No.7901871 >>7901332 Don't talk shit about steakums.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:32:32 2016 No.7901895 >>7900978 >>7900859 They were a semi-pro cs team who are too poor to travel so they butcher chickens to make money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:44:45 2016 No.7901915 >>7900841 There's this guy who reviews MREs on youtube and he opens all the cans with that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:47:04 2016 No.7901919 >>7900903 The 2000mg of sodium imo is the bigger issue here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:49:00 2016 No.7901923 >>7901332 Probably not as bad as the $1 "ribeye" from the dollar tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:00:19 2016 No.7901963 >>7900457 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:21:14 2016 No.7902009 >>7900685 Been there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:26:40 2016 No.7902029 File: 4 KB, 284x177, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900441 It's a Na'vi LAN kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:59:54 2016 No.7902159 File: 590 KB, 1856x884, ss+(2016-04-06+at+04.28.21).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:13:58 2016 No.7902197 >>7900896 cheese does not go with fish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:19:25 2016 No.7902216 >>7902197 Well that's nice then 'cause this ain't fish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:27:59 2016 No.7902238 >>7902197 McDonald's Filet-O-Fish is literally the only fish product with cheese that I can actually tolerate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:28:11 2016 No.7902239 >>7901769 There's another one with a male muk bang faggot taking out his front teeth like that. Fucking brutal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:32:35 2016 No.7902255 >>7899362 You appear to have been memed upon, sir. He is merely stating it looks so raw the redness appears to be catsup. And putting ketchup on anything is apparently a sin amongst the autism ones here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:34:30 2016 No.7902262 >>7902197 Mild cheese goes well with tuna, salmon goes well with cream cheese and parmesan goes well on fish pasta. But you're right in that you can't just throw cheese and fish together and inspect it to work like you can with other kinds of meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:56:20 2016 No.7902337 >>7902238 Try Checkers' version. I like it better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:26:36 2016 No.7902412 >>7900594 >>7899432 ur both wrong and gay its a jack in the box

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:43:47 2016 No.7902467 >>7899518 That's why you a t polite until the end of the meal then you leave no tip and complain to the manager

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:54:27 2016 No.7902494 >>7899356 Soo juicy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:55:12 2016 No.7902498 >>7900841 Those are WAY easier to use than >>7900835 though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:12:26 2016 No.7902685 File: 314 KB, 1272x1388, JUST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7902412 Nope. I still fondly remember when this went down. http://www.themarysue.com/4chan-burger-king-food-safety/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:38:13 2016 No.7902741 My dad once ate a bowl of dry oats topped with preserved sour cherries.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:41:31 2016 No.7902756 >>7899356 >doubleswee.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:41:58 2016 No.7902758 >>7901332 it's the ummm for ummmm i don't know if this is real meat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:54:03 2016 No.7902776 >>7902159 I remember this fucking post. Shit resonated in my soul 'cake crumb hot hot' fuck I'm having ptsd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:58:59 2016 No.7902784 >>7901332 Is that raw? I always figured these would be like really convenient or something. But if you're going to bust out the frying pan, why not cook some actual steak?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:05:24 2016 No.7902799 >>7899997 that's nice anon but how do you open the coconut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:05:44 2016 No.7902802 File: 51 KB, 540x888, 1406942893038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only thing in the store I saw with this sign.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:21:39 2016 No.7902825 >>7902802 Which is odd, because that is like one of the only foods that should not have it. Very rare to find heated food that takes it. Pizza places for example get around the rule by preparing the pizza fresh because you still have to use an oven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:23:06 2016 No.7902828 >>7900922 >>7900884 >>7900970 These are perfectly fine, calm down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:26:11 2016 No.7902832 File: 6 KB, 225x225, derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900922 i want to try it

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:26:37 2016 No.7902833
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>>7902825
It was cold. The hot chicken was under a lamp about 15 feet away. This was at a pretty 'ghetto' Cub in the Twin Cities, the one by my place has no EBT signs.
Just found it ironic the only sign I saw was by fried chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:30:32 2016 No.7902838 >>7901689 they dont keep very well after being heated once, the crust turns into something reminiscent of asphalt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:35:06 2016 No.7902845 >>7902833 what am i looking at? american cooking? a block of butter and an egg?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:35:58 2016 No.7902847 >>7900899 Oh my sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:40:45 2016 No.7902856 http://youtu.be/a1OLMe7DobU This has never, ever, not made me laugh, it seems every time I watch it gets better.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:43:26 2016 No.7902866

>>7902845
>american
Actually its from Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrX34r6S4sg
The channel used to be pretty good. Some Aussie eating and touring Thai street food. But now it is him and his suspiciously tranny wife eating at restaurants. Good job assuming it was American though, I am sure you made the royal family proud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:49:52 2016 No.7902876 >>7902866 >every english speaking person is British, american, Canadian or Australian thats almost as broad of a generalisation as i made

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:53:00 2016 No.7902881 >>7900899 I think having any of those numbers go over 100% should just be illegal.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:02:04 2016 No.7902898
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>>7902876
>i have watched the channel enough to have a screenshot
>I am making generalizations about his country of origin
He has a "vlog" of him traveling from Thailand to Australia with his wife posted in the last month, and has stated multiple times he is from 'stralia.
Are you high on chromosomes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:02:24 2016 No.7902899 File: 926 KB, 1102x683, 235661233123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7902029 >>7902029 >not mouse sports

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:08:08 2016 No.7902908 >>7902898 no i was referring to "i am sure you made the royal family proud" you fucking sperg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:12:31 2016 No.7902918 >>7899377 Stop being a fucking child. Even if you dislike vegetables, don't be such a retarded asshole about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:21:21 2016 No.7902936 >>7899356 I honestly don't understand the "le less cooked it is, le better it is" meme, yeah over cooked meat makes the patty dry, but food poisoning doesn't taste good either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:23:46 2016 No.7902942 >>7901718 5 grams is the suggested daily intake for adult males

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:34:32 2016 No.7902969 >>7899518 >all the people who think this is ok because it "le edgy XD" I really hope one of them tries it then gets caught and gets there fucking ass kicked, the fact that they have to be edgy of when no one is looking proves that they're pussies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:34:50 2016 No.7902970 >>7900952 youtube cultmoo, they have a series where they make sausages with fun mystery ingredients to find out if it will it sausage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:35:59 2016 No.7902971 >>7899978 This, It makes me happy knowing these people will be even poorer than they already were.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:36:56 2016 No.7902974 >>7902942 No that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:44:10 2016 No.7902984 >>7900478 It's also why I hate poor people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:50:44 2016 No.7902992 >>7900899 That's just poor people breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:54:02 2016 No.7902999 >>7900966 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:56:00 2016 No.7903001 >>7901332 I thought his plate was a dirty toilet bowl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:57:09 2016 No.7903006 >>7900899 >450g of food >4g fiber

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:58:20 2016 No.7903009 >>7901337 I don't get it. Chocolate's kinda gross, but this looks like something that's meant to be used for ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:04:36 2016 No.7903013 >>7902999 im guessing its suppose to be haggis, but ive never seen the insides looking "smooth" like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:07:35 2016 No.7903016 >>7901718 No, it's 2.090 grams of sodium. Let's assume for simplicity all the sodium comes from sodium chloride. 2.090g/(22.99g/mol)=0.09091 mol 0.09091 mol∙(22.99+35.45)g/mol=5.313 g 5.313 grammes of table salt.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:13:17 2016 No.7903022

>>7902833
It's because when food stamps reset, the people are usually really hungry and are going to eat whatever they can find premade in the parking lot. This sign keeps the cashiers from having to answer "Can food stamps pay for this?" a dozen times every month.
Source - grew up ghetto.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:34:42 2016 No.7903055 File: 22 KB, 500x292, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7903016 Lol fuck off nerd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:37:00 2016 No.7903159 >>7899973 >>7900440 WTF is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:48:22 2016 No.7903173 >>7901408 >look at me, i am a "manly man" from some shithole """country""" Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:58:47 2016 No.7903183 >>7900440 To be fair when I was a little kid and didn't have the strength to force our can opener through the metal I would put it on the lid and hit it with a spoon until it pierced the metal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:04:13 2016 No.7903188 >>7903159 The modern western woman failing in her natural habitat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:08:53 2016 No.7903191 >>7901337 It's just sweet processed cheese, but in slices. Sweet processed cheese is very common in Russia and the former Soviet bloc in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:10:19 2016 No.7903193 >>7899524 Your medal is in the mail

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:24:39 2016 No.7903211

>huh, I wonder why I stopped visiting /ck/
>half of thread is shitposters sniffing their own farts and circlejerking how gross American dollar store TV dinners are
The fact that any people here think ghetto wifey material cooking and dollar stores represent all American cooking is the real cringe here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:30:18 2016 No.7903220 >>7900421 why are they holding the knife backwards in the second panel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:31:59 2016 No.7903227 >>7900473 I Iive in America, and unless I go into my crawlspace I don't have concrete on my property. Trees work though. Also anon right about hitting it with the back of the knife. It's far more efficient.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:07:09 2016 No.7903285 >>7900537 Here in freedomland the garage is usually right next to the kitchen

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:09:48 2016 No.7903291

>>7901689
That's what I hate about people who say it's too expensive to eat healthy. They'll pass by a $8 bag with a few pounds of frozen chicken breasts, and grab some microwave meal for half the cost. That meal makes 1 meal. The chicken will make a part of several balanced meals.

It's not cost. It's laziness. The amount of money I saved when I switched to healthy eating was crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:10:18 2016 No.7903293 File: 89 KB, 960x720, 1461535652070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not cringe but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:19:52 2016 No.7903311 >>7903293 Looks like a product out of Fallout

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:22:46 2016 No.7903315 >>7900899 >231% What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:27:29 2016 No.7903318 Cake crumb hot hot hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:40:56 2016 No.7903337 >>7899427 Back to /v/irgin with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:43:42 2016 No.7903339 File: 415 KB, 3264x2448, 1454022346023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7903293 >Halal ???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:46:18 2016 No.7903344 >>7903293 >car

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:47:00 2016 No.7903345 >>7903339 like kosher, but for muslims

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:54:31 2016 No.7903351 >>7902918 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:56:02 2016 No.7903354 File: 26 KB, 374x411, Hissy-Fit-Girl-Crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899377 Stop acting like a toddler throwing a hissy fit. If anything, that is what women would dislike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:58:31 2016 No.7903358 >>7903354 Do you really believe he threw a plate of spaghetti on the ground? Do you really believe any of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:11:02 2016 No.7903384 >>7903354 lurk moar holy shitola

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:25:13 2016 No.7903421 >>7900899 but why? just cook sausages and eggs that taste 1000x better for less calories.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:40:43 2016 No.7903451
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>>7901408
>dulling your blades instead of using the proper tool for the job
>calling someone coddled because they're using the concept "work smarter, not harder"

You shouldn't insult people when you're the one that's wrong.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:44:43 2016 No.7903458

>>7903421
>but why?

Abject laziness or stupidity.

Some people just don't have a clue about how to cook for themselves. Or, if they do, they just don't want to go through the trouble.

That is why the frozen, pre-packaged "convenience meal" is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:47:51 2016 No.7903462 >>7903458 It boggles the mind. >sausages on a pan or under grill >go shower or whatever >last 2 mins fry your eggs I do it almost every Saturday morning

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:48:55 2016 No.7903463

>>7902784
It's raw.

They're ground and formed so they don't have the same texture as steak, but they cook very quickly and if you don't have the time to prep and cook a steak they'll do in a pinch.

They're actually kind of tasty, but really salty. They're best on a bun like a Philly Cheese Steak or something, but the few times I cooked them I just put some grilled peppers and onions on.

They're also decent with scrambled eggs or in a breakfast burrito.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:54:52 2016 No.7903470 >>7903220 So as not to slice through their hand if they aren't on target.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:56:45 2016 No.7903475 >>7903462 There are a lot of people out there who literally do not care, so food manufacturers can get away with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 08:09:57 2016 No.7903492 >>7899978 Oh please, how would they check for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 08:40:34 2016 No.7903535 >>7903492 see >>7902685

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 08:44:23 2016 No.7903545 >>7900441 so russian it hurts. it's like i'm actually getting robbed with a rusty shovel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:08:33 2016 No.7903582 File: 130 KB, 1280x1440, 1462097111265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900888 There's someone holding the drill. How did I not notice this before?

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:21:44 2016 No.7903595

>>7902467
This is why I don't like the tipping process in America. I feel like they are holding my food hostage and if I don't give good tip next time they will mess up my food on purpose. Also isn't the quality of my food mostly determined by the chef so why does the waiter get more money if I like it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:25:45 2016 No.7903600 >>7902908 not that guy but I thought he was referring to the Australian royal family since you mistook their food for american

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:33:26 2016 No.7903606

>>7902197
I was watching an old Jacque Pepin show the other day and he told a story where he and his wife were having some sort of seafood dish in a resturaunt and he wanted parmesean cheese on his dish. The waiter went into the back and the chef came out all pissy demanding to talk to the person that thought cheese went on seafood. Then Jacque raised his hand and said it was him. The chef tucked his tail and went back to the kitchen. kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:38:33 2016 No.7903612 >>7900896 >a clean way of serving mussels how is that clean. you have to pick the mussels off, or at least out of the shells, then put them back on the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:40:10 2016 No.7903616 File: 7 KB, 179x282, pat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7902856 My god.....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:53:05 2016 No.7903641 >>7903545 Not russian, looks like Ukraine judging by the flags

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:54:28 2016 No.7903643 >>7901454 You shouldn't slaughter anything with a shotgun, Unless you like picking out 25 tiny lead pellets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 09:56:32 2016 No.7903649 >>7903641 Ukraine is Russian

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:00:23 2016 No.7903654 >>7902856 >>7903616 I'm speechless. Is that a guy or a really ugly woman. Is he/she genuinely retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:10:20 2016 No.7903669 >>7903009 its the chocolate equivalent of kraft cheese slices

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:13:20 2016 No.7903673 >>7899351 Is that a taco bell? I worked there when i was 17 for a month. Looks exactly like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:14:35 2016 No.7903674 >>7902866 That naisaly bogan accent, i'd bet 50 bucks he's from south coast, wollongong area.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:22:24 2016 No.7903687 >>7903654 He's a guy. And he's also super dead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:53:52 2016 No.7903725 >>7899377 /r9k/ is leaking again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 11:04:29 2016 No.7903739 >>7900685 that's not cringe, that's fucking feels!

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 11:17:01 2016 No.7903762

>>7903595
Actually the waitress has to share her tip with the cheff to get the better dish that's why you sit in the same area in the restaurant every time.
But if you ger bad food why would you want to go back? Just burn her, don't tip, complain about the shitty service and if she gives you attitude give her three times the attitude back.
But everyone has the usual restaurants he goes to on a regular basis and knows he can always go back to so not being able to eat at the new one again isn't so bad

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 11:22:38 2016 No.7903772

>>7903339
This guy will develop the defense system of a god. Did you ever wonder why people in India can eat all that food that looks delicious but is full of shit and when you bite into it you immediately project vomit and shit?

Actually that's one of the few legit things to criticize white people for but nobody does

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 11:44:01 2016 No.7903813 >>7903772 >Indian food looks delicious No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 12:05:50 2016 No.7903857 >>7901337 This is an eastern european thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 12:14:54 2016 No.7903870 >>7901516 Its in the image name which is neocron

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 13:13:44 2016 No.7904021 File: 697 KB, 640x628, bologna cake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How has no one posted this yet?!

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 13:19:53 2016 No.7904035

I can't say it's cringe since I love my mother too much, but I remember her always overcooking burgers because she was afraid of too much grease.

It got to the point that the outside was all black and charred, but I fucking ate it every time and said it was good every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 13:42:00 2016 No.7904095 >>7902159 to be fair, dark chocolate and chili is a sweet combo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 14:11:15 2016 No.7904182 >>7899973 >gets a pan for a dry coconut Jesus fucking Christ that gif was over saturated with idiocy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 14:11:28 2016 No.7904184 >>7903687 who was he? did he die because of salmonella?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 15:31:44 2016 No.7904385 >>7903762 >Actually the waitress has to share her tip with the cheff You know how I know you've never waited tables?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 15:47:52 2016 No.7904409 >>7904385 It's called tip out. Some of the tip has to go to the cooks and the busboys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:59:19 2016 No.7904715 >>7899377 >>Mom calls me upstairs >he literally lives in his mother's basement >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:03:32 2016 No.7904732 Learn spanish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AItHevNDbU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:25:03 2016 No.7904782 >>7900899 You could cook a fresh version of this in like 35 minutes, an hour if you're taking your sweet time. It's like the food is mocking the purchaser.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:27:26 2016 No.7904789 File: 381 KB, 488x550, 1459991783581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7901454 The thought of someone a foot away from an ostrich then blowing it away with a shotgun blast made me kek hardily.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:06:08 2016 No.7905342 >>7903772 >Actually that's one of the few legit things to criticize white people for but nobody does White people don't eat enough food off the floor in bathrooms

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 02:20:05 2016 No.7906003 >>7900903 it's not surprising. white flour and meat, all cooked in oil. people really underestimate how many calories are in things, they get shocked when they see the number on a package but the calories are always there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 02:29:35 2016 No.7906021 >>7900888 I audibly gasped, fuck me that sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:59:38 2016 No.7906255 >>7901683 >no carrots or celery >garlic >soaked chickpeas >olive oil and parsley >pasta >bean broth Guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 04:18:05 2016 No.7906315 File: 2.56 MB, 322x178, 1437067811262.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899377 Nice stale pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 04:53:32 2016 No.7906397 >>7906255 if it doesn't have celery it's not soup so hummus pasta

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 05:11:09 2016 No.7906423 >>7901666 I can't breathe, my face hurts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 05:39:34 2016 No.7906457 File: 1.59 MB, 300x225, 132.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899356

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 05:43:59 2016 No.7906465 File: 66 KB, 167x195, 1438389424035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900899 Holy fuck dude...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:02:05 2016 No.7906597 >>7902936 >I don't understand how meat works

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:15:44 2016 No.7906617 >>7899377 >24 yo >still living with and off parents >go full autist when encountering veggies >takesnaps like a baby KYS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:21:06 2016 No.7906628 File: 30 KB, 604x425, 1464503726679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:21:47 2016 No.7906629 >>7900440 >>7899973 Why are americans so incompetent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:29:35 2016 No.7906638 >>7900899 >1030 calories >507 calories from fat What the fuck? Thats may daily calorie intake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 07:33:01 2016 No.7906644 >>7903211 >American cousine Kek, nice one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 08:31:52 2016 No.7906730 >>7904035 my mom made turkey burgers one time they were so dry and horrible but i told her i liked it until i got to the last bite and my body couldnt cope any longer and i vomited all over the table she didnt make them again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 08:46:23 2016 No.7906753 >>7900685 this looks like ben wyatt's claymation project truly depressing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 08:52:30 2016 No.7906766 >>7906629 they're brits you can tell by the mouths too small for their teeth, the stupid haircut, and the spaghetti strap kitchen apparel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 09:08:37 2016 No.7906795 >>7900685 Sounds like hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 09:15:38 2016 No.7906808 >>7899973 how come she didn't amputate a finger or three?

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 09:27:06 2016 No.7906823

>>7906597

That's a patty, it is made of minced meat.

Most of the nasty shit you should sear is located in the surface of a steak. If you are cooking minced meat, however, then you should cook all of it because it doesn't have a fucking surface. Enjoy your food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 09:40:21 2016 No.7906842 >>7906753 STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU-

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 09:49:01 2016 No.7906857 >>7901332 This is no different to Kebab meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:04:38 2016 No.7906900 >>7901743 What a mooby man child. Please take your dick out your mommy. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:11:33 2016 No.7906917 >>7906808 she's useless at that too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:17:15 2016 No.7906927 File: 290 KB, 1024x768, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7899524

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:22:13 2016 No.7906936 >>7906927 >classic image.jpg How upset do you have to be that you try to turn healthy eating into a bad thing. Honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:29:46 2016 No.7906955 >>7906936 Because you can be healthy while occasionally eating out and not be smug about it.

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:55:22 2016 No.7907005

>>7900899
MY PARENTS GOT ME SOME OF THESE HUGE MICROWAVABLE BREAKFASTS ONCE WHEN I WAS IN HS AND STARTED RIDING THE BUS AND THEY COULDNT COOK ME BREAKFAST! They got so mad when I couldn't finish them. Like, full-on "I'm gonna go get the belt if you don't finish that little microwave meal you little shit"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:22:40 2016 No.7907079 File: 735 KB, 604x988, kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:48:35 2016 No.7907161 File: 11 KB, 343x377, 1429443309125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900685 Good lord I can totally see my mother ordering me a cake like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:51:01 2016 No.7907170 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmTHQXmdlO0 >2016. >Not putting cola in your stews.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:52:28 2016 No.7907178 >>7900685 Fucking first world problems Much Pity Such Sympathy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:54:54 2016 No.7907183 >>7907178 Ah yea sorry I forgot about the poor africans I mean they don't even have cake huh I guess I'm really happy with my life now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 11:57:09 2016 No.7907196 File: 33 KB, 600x600, acc-p38_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7900810 >>7900664 I thought he was talking about this thing, not regular can openers. Thanks for the live version of food related cringe i guess

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 12:25:25 2016 No.7907292 >>7906638 >1030 calories a day Are you a preteen girl?

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