[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 145 KB, 500x273, bug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897709 No.7897709 [Reply] [Original]

shrimp are bugs stop fucking around

>> No.7897714

>>7897709
fuk u
humans are bugs

>> No.7897733

wtf i hate shrimp now

>> No.7897738

>>7897714
u fuk
bugs are humans

>> No.7897743

pigs are human too
stop cannibalism now

>> No.7897761

So you are saying it's okay to eat bugs? I doubt any of them are as tasty as shrimp though.

>> No.7897780

>>7897761
I don't eat shrimp because they are bugs however other people do and it is disgusting, who the fuck eats bugs???

>> No.7897788

>>7897780
People who eat shrimp

>> No.7897794

>>7897788
that's what i'm saying bro it's not regular

>> No.7897819
File: 14 KB, 251x238, 1466009095651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897819

>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.7897842

>>7897819
No it's not even that I don't want people to like what I don't like I'm just saying it's not healthy to eat bugs I don't know why people think it's ok to eat a bug????

>> No.7897848
File: 212 KB, 638x630, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897848

>>7897714
Amen, brother. Ill drink some sugar water to that

>> No.7897850
File: 338 KB, 500x281, 1468719012348.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897850

>>7897709
>just when i started eating shrimp in baby steps
never eating shrimp again

>> No.7897856
File: 1.48 MB, 1847x1213, Men-in-Black-3-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897856

>>7897709
some bugs are good

>> No.7897857

>>7897709
but they're delicious

>> No.7897885
File: 289 KB, 600x802, IMG_20160111_210044-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897885

>>7897709
no they are tastey

>> No.7897887

>>7897885
wtf
i hate crabs now

>> No.7897914

Shrimp are literally sea cockroaches, why would you eat that?

>> No.7897922
File: 86 KB, 736x552, qawsed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897922

>>7897914
that would be lobsters...

they taste good too.

>> No.7897923

>>7897714
5EDGY7ME

>> No.7897926

>>7897709
its meat, not blood and exoskeleton

>> No.7897938
File: 114 KB, 959x662, anatomi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897938

>>7897709
they are kind of like bugs..

>> No.7897945

>>7897914

i would eat cockroaches if they tasted good

>> No.7897949
File: 451 KB, 1600x1200, puerto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897949

>>7897945
they just might taste good...dry fried with some spices. probably have a mushy middle thatll squirt some goo.

>> No.7897952
File: 39 KB, 579x331, shrimpdiagram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897952

>>7897709
this color diagram is more useful for you.

>> No.7897962
File: 426 KB, 1024x768, Spider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897962

>>7897709
they eat you when you drown.

>> No.7897986
File: 290 KB, 1440x1080, trilobites.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897986

There's nothing wrong with bugs at all. Have you actually researched them at all?
Only a *small minority* of bugs are horrible and disgusting!
The ones that sting or bite you aren't *real* bugs! bugs are peaceful!

>> No.7897991
File: 149 KB, 1200x900, 26270ede-df21-483a-8aee-e7841488d216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897991

a face only a mother could love..

>> No.7897996
File: 447 KB, 2592x1552, seamouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7897996

>> No.7898004

I like to grill them with garlic and chilli then suck their brain juice out

>> No.7898005

>>7897848
this fucking movie had me making sugar water for like a week before mom caught on & nipped that shit in the bud

>> No.7898858
File: 1.44 MB, 2322x4128, 20131105_194140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7898858

Actual bugs are pretty good too.

>> No.7899425

>>7897949
>probably have a mushy middle thatll squirt some goo.

YUCK

>> No.7899483

>>7897991
kerrigan's vagina.

>> No.7900003

>>7897991
looks like a jew

>> No.7900029

Bugs are gross. Most sea "bugs" are absolutely delicious.

What point are you trying to make?

>> No.7900036

>>7897709
shrimp are cockroaches

>> No.7900047

>>7900036

That makes so much sense my mind is literally blown.

Like, shrimp and cockroaches are the same thing. How has nobody realized this before now? They look completely identical and live in the same habitat... it's a fucking revelation.

>> No.7900066

>>7897922
What? No, lobsters hunt and eat other shellfish. Especially maine lobsters with their massive claws.

>> No.7900070

Tasty and expensive bugs.

>> No.7900071
File: 323 KB, 1020x1615, vending crabs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7900071

sea spiders

>> No.7900073

>>7897709
Shrimp are bugs in the same way that octopus is a snail.

>> No.7900077

>>7897986
Nice try, bug

>> No.7900216

yeah
delicious bugs

>> No.7900268

>>7897714
Yeah, and notice how only savages eat people.

>> No.7900271

>>7900066
Spiders hunt and eat other bugs, and you do t see us eating them.

>> No.7900381

>>7897709
how the fuck are they bugs

>> No.7900516

Hakuna Matata.

>> No.7900541
File: 33 KB, 378x422, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7900541

>> No.7900651

>>7897709
They're arthropods, if that's what you mean, but they're not insects.

>> No.7900778

Insects have 6 legs, wings, and 3 body segments. Crustaceans have more than 6 legs, 2 body segments, and no wings. Insects live everywhere but in the ocean, crustaceans live only in the ocean. Yeah, totally the same thing.

>> No.7900800
File: 22 KB, 265x300, 1rritant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7900800

>>7900778
>crustaceans live only in the ocean.
Woodlice don't live in the ocean you fucking mental cripple.

>> No.7900828

>>7897709
They're absolutely bugs, but that doesn't stop them from tasting good.

>> No.7901733

>>7900066
You're a fucking retard. The claws aren't used for anything other than fighting and asserting dominance over other males. Lobsters have a disgusting set of arms near their mouth that reach down to the sand looking for whatever garbage fell to the ocean floor.

Lobsters are disgusting creatures, be they tasty or not.

>> No.7901745
File: 284 KB, 800x1199, OH YEAH SO FUCKIN TASTY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7901745

>eating any of these intimately related things

Why? Aren't you better than that?

Why do people subject themselves to this sort of degradation?

>> No.7901755

>>7901745
softshell crab is legit man.

>> No.7901757

>>7900800
Not significant enough to challenge the generalization. Sorry!

>> No.7901766

>>7901755
If cum-pancakes with menstruation-syrup tasted even better than softshell crab, would you eat it?

>> No.7901770

>>7900778
you're right, though not all insects have wings
but the definition of bug is creepy crawly gross thing
you'll notice that synonyms for bugs include mites, which would technically be arachnids, so insects and bugs don't mean precisely the same thing

>> No.7901771

>>7897842
>not healthy to eat bugs
citation needed

>> No.7901784
File: 123 KB, 720x811, _20160721_160134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7901784

>eating any of these intimately related things

Why? Aren't you better than that?

Why do people subject themselves to this sort of degradation?

>> No.7901797

>>7901766
Considering I eat both chicken eggs and milt, yes.

>> No.7901815

>>7901784
There's literally nothing wrong with eating mammals of all sorts.

To subject one's self to a diet of insects and locusts is unwholesome and spits in the face of God's bounty.

>> No.7901831

>>7901815
>He'd eat dogs, hyenas, and vermin
Are you Chinese?

>> No.7902022
File: 14 KB, 443x332, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7902022

Moreton bay bugs are bugs stop fucking around guys

>> No.7902032

>>7900073
wtf now I hate octopus!!!!

>> No.7902952

>>7900800
You should save that reaction image for when you make a really good point instead of wasting it on such a mediocre post.

Ok, nerd, there are always exceptions. You also forgot rollie-pollies (pill bugs). It makes no difference to the argument that crustaceans and insects are different.

>> No.7902965

>>7901815
>God's bounty

Where's the fucking bounty, again, asshole?

Oh wait, we killed it all and now it's fucked and now we have to monitor fish stocks and we have to restrict our intake because the bounty ran dry.

Some fucking bounty. Just go preach for the End Times (aka the Easy Way Out) like the rest.

>> No.7904124

Insect. n. An arthropod animal which has six legs and generally 2 wings.
Shrimp fulfill neither requirement
Conclusion: shrimp is not a bug. Go back to your lives.

>> No.7904150

>>7897709
>bugs
>more than 6 legs
>mouths
>no wings
Please finish the 2nd grade and come back.

>> No.7904151
File: 53 KB, 600x450, christmas-island-red-crab_24694_600x450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7904151

>>7904124
>Insect. n. An arthropod animal which has six legs and generally 2 wings.
>Shrimp fulfill neither requirement
>Conclusion: shrimp is not a bug. Go back to your lives.

Are you trying to say just because it doesn't fulfill the requirements of an "INSECT" that it isn't a "BUG"

>> No.7904167

>>7904151
Bugs are a subset of insect with stylo/straw mouths and specific wing types.

>> No.7904168

As a rule I will not eat anything with an exoskeleton, scales, or only has two legs.

>> No.7904211

>>7904168
shabbat shalom, rebbe

>> No.7904214
File: 60 KB, 800x600, IMG_20160308_004233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7904214

THE SACRED BEING AWAKENS

>> No.7904365

shrimp are great to BTFO vegans because it's an entire animal per bite

>> No.7904400

>>7897922
Lobsters are the rats of the sea

>> No.7904470
File: 27 KB, 650x366, tmp_19167-48e448b869654971a1610575477df5ce_5-1852918410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7904470

In thailand and pakistan they fry their crickets and people say it is not bad tasting and healthy.

In the future the rich will eat lab-grown meat and the poor will eat arthropods. Because they're so cheap to farm and protein dense.

They maybe perhaps don't feel as much pain? And astronaut can farm them in space.

And there are so many different kinds, they come in all flavors. You just need a warm, damp room with lots of surfaces to farm roaches. They're social creatures and easy to handle. Just throw them table scraps every day.

>> No.7905321

even if they are, so the fuck what? stop your complaining. go back on facebook.