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Thread dedicated to the king of /ck/

>> No.7887662
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Apple pie

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>> No.7888437

>>7887673
Augh NO NO NO noooooooo!!!!!!!!

>> No.7888460

nah

>> No.7888466

>>7887707
look at the sexual aura this guy is emitting, look into his eyes as he realizes the fruits of his labor. if that doesnt make you drip precum youre a faggot.

>> No.7888469

>>7887707
that's a big boy bite :^

>> No.7888470

>>7887657
>>7887662
>>7887673
>>7887707
>>7887729
>>7888437

Reddit cancer. Kill yourself.

Don't bother replying because I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

>> No.7888474

>>7888470
You can't stop me.

>> No.7888476

thats not joey

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>>7887673

>> No.7888484

>>7888474
I said don't bother replying. I'm not here since I hid the thread.

>> No.7888490

>>7888470
>calls others reddit cancer
>proceeds to use reddit tactics
You have to go back

>> No.7888495

>>7888490
Stop fucking replying to me. I already hid the thread, so you're not getting a reply back.

>> No.7888520

>>7888484
>>7888495
You sound assmad bruh

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>>7888470
>I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

But then how will you ever see your (you)s?

>You forget to mention sage

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>>7887657
>excellent arm to body ratio

>> No.7888541

>>7887673
Can someone just tell me what the fuck he is even making?

>> No.7888759

Do you think he legitimately has some sort of motor dysfunction? The way he moves is like someone trying to do things by a reflection.

>> No.7888769

>>7888470

ur a faget, i know you'll read this you redditfag.

>> No.7888775

>>7887673
Nope, just fat

>> No.7888781

>>7888523
Holy shit it's a walking meatball

>> No.7890528

>>7887657

>> 2 heaping tablespoons
I'd say that were 10 regular tablespoons.
Does heaping mean times 5?

>> No.7890607

>>7888470
jack pls go

>> No.7890615

@7888470
>Don't bother replying because I'm going to hide the thread immediately after posting.

great (You)baiting tactic 2bh, well done

>> No.7890628

>>7888541
Tropical salad, if I remember correctly

>> No.7890660

>>7888523
>spends $1000 on a grill
>literally doesn't even know how to cook on one, as demonstrated on national television and his own retarded youtube channel

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>>7887657
Thanks OP, i was missing King threads!

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>>7887657
Jack's masterpiece

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>>7887657
>>7887662
>>7887673
>>7887707
>>7887729
>>7888437
>>7888460
>>7888466
>>7888469
>>7888523
>>7888775
>>7890528
>YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

>> No.7890718

>>7887657
>vinegar in a soda bottle

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>>7888523
boulder mode

>> No.7890859

>>7887662
Fucking hell.

>> No.7890864

>>7887657
>>7887662
>>7887673
Fuck, this is my first Jack thread, and I feel changed forever.

>> No.7890865

>>7890701
JOOSY

>> No.7890866

>>7890859
This is new to you then?

>> No.7890891

>>7890866
Yes. I'm in for a ride I see.

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>>7890891
>>7890864
Please document yourself:
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>> No.7890923

>>7887662
>filling has not yet set in
>crust is obviously store-bought and isn't even properly flaky or crusted

Stick to mixing shit from the cans, Jack.

>> No.7891076

Does anyone have the /juicy/ chicken webm?

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>>7887662
that's not apple pie you casual jack cunt
it's chess pie
come on now, get in the game

>> No.7891110

>>7891107
>chess

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>> No.7891146

Anyone else think these threads are a little lame?
Probably more relevant to /tv/.

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>>7891146
you could say the rest of the board is more relevant to /biz/ because the threads are just consumable product, but you wouldn't do that

>> No.7891161

>>7887657
So Jack is a guy that knows nothing about cooking, but has his own cooking show on youtube because he loves eating a lot right?

>> No.7891176

>>7890698
Thats at EPCOT.

>> No.7891178

>>7891161
All of his "fuck-ups" are deliberate, he's making a lot of viewbux from gullible retards.

>> No.7891188
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Why are people so salty about Jack and Joey?
Let us have our own thread!
It's 100% food and cooking related.

>> No.7891204

Is this satire, like Henry's Kitchen?

>> No.7891213

>>7887657
why would he throw away the queen bean?

>> No.7891333

>american cuisine : the thread

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SOMEBODY POST THE CHICKEN .GIF

>> No.7891372

>>7891178
I don't think that's true.
I think his incompetence comes too easily to be someone good pretending to be bad at something.

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>> No.7891405

>>7891110
>he doesn't even know what a chess pie is

laughingwhores.png

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>>7891376

>> No.7891432

>>7891204
no

>> No.7891644

>>7887657
What is this guy's day job? He obviously has Prader-Willi syndrome, but the cutoff of IQ for people with that is usually in the mid 80's. Did he inherit his money? His kitchen and house and shit necessitates a middle class level of income.

>> No.7891666

Jack looks like he's attacking the food when he takes a bite. His raw food may be juicy but I don't think it's actually going to run away from him.

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>> No.7891686

>>7891134
This is an absolute masterpiece.

>> No.7891697

>>7887707
he looks like he wants to cry

>> No.7891699

is anyone else triggered by the way jack puts ingredients into pots, bowls, ect?

>> No.7891707

>>7891117
When did ashens get such a nice couch?
did you see burger in a can?

>> No.7891731

>>7891679
oh my god, wtf is wrong with this man?

>> No.7891767

>>7891731
his name is Jack and his salsa's name is Jack
that's the type of realization that can affect a man

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Jack may be the biggest retard on the planet, but I bet he's still happier than I am.

>> No.7891794

>>7891791
Here's a (You), blogger.

>> No.7891806

>>7891794
Can one short sentence really qualify as a blogpost?

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I hate that this man exists, let alone has supporters.

>> No.7891814

>>7891672
if only...there was some sort of utensil that would let you firmly grab and flip that filet. Hmm...

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>>7891376
MMMM I LOVE ME SOME JOOSY™ CHICKEN

>> No.7891819

>>7891816
why did she turn into a chinese?

>> No.7891824

>>7891791
>>>/r9k/