[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
View page     

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 665 KB, 1536x2048, 1468760929601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7886765 No.7886765 [Reply] [Original]

What's /ck/'s favorite candy bar?

>> No.7886780

I don't understand the concept of candy "bars" it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time but that is what is meant to be done with them. I prefer bags of candy with smaller pieces so I can eat a smaller amount and not destroy a bar of some sort and try to figure out how to save the other 90% of it.

>> No.7886811

>it's just too much candy and sugar to eat at one time

low test


>> No.7886821

You are supposed to cut them in sliced.

>> No.7886841

Whoa, that's a big Snickers.

>> No.7886845
File: 128 KB, 480x330, BANE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

For you.

>> No.7886848

Mounds or dark chocolate Clark Bar.
But I usually just get plain dark chocolate.

>> No.7886858

The way I see people eat them is always just the entire thing all at once and it's crazy. I can understand peanut butter cups or sweet tarts or something but the idea of an entire chocolate and caramel and nut bar that is like 6 inches long is just weird and so much for one time.

>> No.7886872
File: 600 KB, 3648x2736, thingamajig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Rip in peace

>> No.7886873

That's fake, it's camera angle tricks and using a girl with tiny hands to make it look bigger. They also took the wrapper off to make it look bigger. No Snickers are this big, I'm glad I don't have one that size it would be terrible, no one could finish it.

Snickers size queens are all gluttonous pigs and I don't care if my Snickers is "average sized", I don't feel bad about it whatsoever.

Fuck this pic and that dumb whore in it.

>> No.7886877
File: 38 KB, 579x182, Candy-Take5-Wrapper-Small[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I really like Take Fives, too bad they aren't in Canada.

>> No.7886884

that is one of the reasons men with small dicks are pedos, also.

>> No.7886924
File: 199 KB, 1024x509, Snickers-Slice-N-Share-the-Giant-16-ounce-Snickers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Guess again.

>> No.7886928

high test people don't eat candy

chocolate is for women full of estrogen

>> No.7886935

high test people eat meat and crave meat don't they? That's why all these fairy fags now a days like their coffee and candy and gay ass colored alcohols like a rainbow. Men eat meat. Men cook meat. They don't snack on a snickers and chai latte while reading 50 shades of grey.

>> No.7887016

She'd look good with my BBC in her mouth

>> No.7887072

Maybe fox likes your fun-size snickers.


>> No.7887114


>> No.7887192
File: 73 KB, 420x420, vlws3432[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

the peanut butter twix with the chocolate cookie

>> No.7887211

Oh! I get it! It looked like she was sucking a fat black dick at first. Didn't realise it was a candy bar.

>> No.7887214


>> No.7887217
File: 44 KB, 536x255, article.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7887262

Although as a white man my Snickers is a lot smaller.

>> No.7887264


you fucking sick pervert

>> No.7887273

subtle chocolate bar is best chocolate bar

>> No.7887274

This is a blue board, you know. So keep it sfw pls.

>> No.7887284
File: 46 KB, 559x427, zagnutbars.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

God tier

>> No.7887286
File: 44 KB, 579x182, fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

fast break motherfuckas

>> No.7887290

shes just really tiny...its like porn, the close ups make the cock bigger than it actually is, same with a girls face and an oversized snicker bar.

For You.

>> No.7887291


>now they're saying you can't even TALK about nsfw stuff on blue boards

Jesus christ when did 4chan become so cucked?

>> No.7887296

>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!

"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."

>> No.7887304
File: 28 KB, 498x215, nutrageous_bar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

fucking THIS, and Nutrageous too.

>> No.7887305
File: 187 KB, 800x205, 100-Grand-Wrapper-Small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Having one of these for the first time was a revelation

>> No.7887307

Me on the left

>> No.7887329

God damn, anything Reese's is just great.

Except for the pieces. I don't like that film they leave on the roof of your mouth.

>> No.7887393


>> No.7887534
File: 124 KB, 1024x509, 1468766669716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7887543

*wife's son

>> No.7887548
File: 33 KB, 550x303, wonka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

these things were amazing in the 90's now they're tiny and meh.
and dont tell me its because im older because the size in cm and weight in ounces is lower than it was, a long with 175% price increase

>> No.7887568
File: 46 KB, 620x368, limmys_show_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7887587
File: 117 KB, 700x270, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Pic related, frozen was my favorite as a kid. But this commercial will forever be burned into my head

>> No.7887603

I thought they didn't make those anymore?

>> No.7887604


>> No.7887665

Is that Bruno Buccellati?

>> No.7887674

The world was better when most people died in childhood.

>> No.7887746

God that looks like a meaty black dick and a small white girl. Delicious

>> No.7887754
File: 162 KB, 650x315, hershey-payday-bar-1.85oz-24-count.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i always loved PayDay

>> No.7887764


>> No.7887770

This shit is sweet as fuck

>> No.7887857
File: 7 KB, 157x90, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7887877
File: 706 KB, 667x1000, IMG_5817 as Smart Object-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I love snickers.

>> No.7887904

How can white chocolate compete?

>> No.7887914

Milky Way > all

>> No.7887930
File: 1.08 MB, 2984x1800, adsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7887941

Real Milky Way or rebranded Mars bars?

>> No.7887946

you are that really fat guy at the gym who wears a tank top and has permanent invisible lat syndrome, aren't you?

>> No.7887958

What do you mean?

>> No.7887959

Take 5 is great

>> No.7888020
File: 594 KB, 200x200, 1459976242308.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7888074

>going to the gym

>> No.7888083
File: 302 KB, 992x744, 1468781284684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7888107

holy shit, I legitimately thought I was on /fit/

>> No.7888120

It's one thing to laugh at fatties eating deep fried big macs for breakfast but you shouldn't laugh at fat people who are trying to lose weight at the gym...

This is NOT ok!

>> No.7888123
File: 168 KB, 1600x1067, Skor Bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Skor Bars they are so much better than Heath Bars.

>> No.7888126
File: 5 KB, 224x65, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Whatchamacalit's 2nd cousin..

>> No.7888175

i love these

>> No.7888181

christ is everyone on /g/ on /ck/ too?

>> No.7888218

I was going to post this but was just too lazy to find a photo and put it up and say this. So thank you

>> No.7888254

thanks for the boner

>> No.7888256


>> No.7888279
File: 77 KB, 1300x698, 17298827-Taipei-Taiwan-December-17-2012-This-is-a-studio-shot-of-a-Snickers-Almond-chocolate-candy-bar-made-b-Stock-Photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Too bad I don't have PS installed here

>> No.7888337

She would be a tight fit for BBC, tighter the better the stretch.


>> No.7888382


god tier

>> No.7888702


nice try. 1/10

black dicks are not that small

>> No.7889067

That sure is a big turd for such a little girl.

>> No.7889078
File: 11 KB, 292x215, tumblr_inline_ms83e0KAay1qz4rgp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>I don't care if my Snicker is "average sized"

I giggled.

>> No.7889325

Nice meme

>> No.7890115

We are everywhere.

>> No.7890120
File: 13 KB, 396x127, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.7890137

/ck/ is the melting pot of fourchan.

That's why it's shit.

>> No.7890154


>> No.7890157

It's literally like three bites, you fucking faggot. How do people like you even exist?

>> No.7890163

>its a white guy tries to be funny by acting black episode
never seizes to make me cringe

>> No.7890215
File: 15 KB, 640x270, toblerone-hero[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Ah fuck SHIT hurts my FUCKING HANDS but the pain is worth it.

>> No.7890247

You fat piece of shit.

>> No.7890251
File: 67 KB, 659x596, d2286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7891137

>i cringe at everything

He's just being retarded, it's delirious humor

>> No.7891280
File: 87 KB, 732x528, toblerone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>people still don't know how to properly eat toblerone

>> No.7891531

Same. For some reason as a kid I avoided them because I thought they'd be like a bit o' honey or some other shit tier old person candy bar like that, then I had one and my life was changed.

>> No.7891573

It's the first thing I instinctively did when I bought one.

>> No.7891690

Does pocky sticks count? If so chocolate almond crush makes me so wet

>> No.7891698

It's got those ridges so you know how much is left to shove up your feckin ass

>> No.7891934


>being this much of a newfag

>> No.7891967

That is an uncomfortably veiny snickers

>> No.7892020

Who is this jizz wizard?

>> No.7892402

Toblerone or A Whatchamacallit

>> No.7892416
File: 18 KB, 500x146, 41omE0HHxtL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.7892453

I only eat 99% dark chocolate m'lady, anything lower is for children

>> No.7892542

>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!
>"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."

>> No.7892569
File: 351 KB, 500x500, big turk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I do not believe anyone else enjoys this bar other than me.

>> No.7892575
File: 26 KB, 385x257, Turkish-Delight2-Andrew-Dernie-Photodisc-Getty-Images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

My family is crazy over Big Turks and Turkish delight in general.

>> No.7892576

How the fuck does a turkish delight taste like?

>> No.7892636


>> No.7892637
File: 91 KB, 600x426, p23-Ataturk[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

did somebody say Big Turk?

>> No.7892643

for you

>> No.7892673

Kinda like cherry gummies

>> No.7892678

Big Turk tastes kind of like a gummy bear covered in chocolate.

I haven't had one in years, I should get one soon. Pretty good.

>> No.7892698

>How the fuck does a turkish delight taste like?
It's the texture of orange slices candy, but not as sweet, and can be more delicately flavored, none of that bold citrus bite, but some rosewater, apricot, almond, pistachio, honey even.

I never had that specific candy bar though. In the US, there's a holiday time brand that you see at places like Marshalls or in gift catalogs. Aplets and Cotlets is easily accessible form of turkish delight. If you have british candy bars around your town, maybe that import section in the grocery, there's a Fry's Turkish Delight candy bar you can try too.

>> No.7892702
File: 152 KB, 650x250, take 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

The patricians candy bar

>> No.7892806
File: 152 KB, 1500x625, snickers-pb-squared[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Way better than normal Snickers

>> No.7892862

I honestly cant imagine why this candy bar would hurt your hand. Can you explain, anon?

also, I don't think toblerone is that good.

>> No.7892865


>> No.7892869

info on girl in pic?

>> No.7892871
File: 182 KB, 600x900, tolberone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7892873
File: 439 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_20140322_150123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7892880

this dude wasted his fuckin time... shoulda saved a different country, not fuckin turkey. now they're shittin on his grave and lettin the muslims rape his corpse

>> No.7892892


>> No.7892937

They are literally the same thing? Explain yourself

>> No.7892953
File: 28 KB, 354x354, x354-q80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.7892967

Used to eat about 2 each of these per night back when I was a young fat fuck.

>> No.7892974

It's not that serious. You're sensitive to sugar, some people aren't. It's not weird. And I'm one of the ones that can't eat a whole candy bar (I used to be able to).

>> No.7892977

mfw I've never tried a Toblerone

I don't think they have them in Kroger or Walmart

>> No.7892979

I was going to say Skor or Heath. If both are available, I choose Skor for no legitimate reason. I think the name sounds better and the black Skor package > the brown Heath package.

>> No.7892980
File: 38 KB, 300x300, sweatycloseup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I used to be addicted to this shit

>that melt in your mouth peanut butter

>> No.7892982

>good candy
fucking pick one

>> No.7892984


Cadbury Caramello is GOAT candy bar

Do any old fags remember the white chocolate nestle crunch bars?

Wash your peeners lads

>> No.7892989

That's basically Star Crunch

Reddit and general new generation 4chan faggotry

I believe the sale of those are very limited, as in, the only way you'll find the in fly-over land is if a store gets a box on accident

You're probably serious. Stop embarrassing your.father.

>> No.7892999
File: 1.34 MB, 2981x1677, 20160719_015856-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hey /ck/, just wanted to post and tell you about ALL the m&m's I'm about to eat. Yeah, it's like the whole bag... Okay, bye.

>> No.7893015

French is such a shit language

>> No.7893021

get hit by a truck, swine.

>> No.7893026

French is the language of choice for the food connoisseur.

Fuck you asshole. I didn't even do anything.

>> No.7893037

gas the french

>> No.7893050


Non, p'tite bite.
Confabulant paraphrénique, va !

>> No.7893056

lick my scrote mudslime

>> No.7893065


Myyy point exactly. Merci !


>> No.7894764
File: 150 KB, 1024x509, 1468783249378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7895124


>> No.7895147

>/v/ memes

>> No.7895199

What happened with Snickers Cruncher?

>> No.7895231


>> No.7895319


you know she'll just end up a single mom with diabeetus

>> No.7895328

I fucking love these. And they are better than heath.

>> No.7895344

>It's the texture of orange slices candy, but not as sweet, and can be more delicately flavored, none of that bold citrus bite, but some rosewater, apricot, almond, pistachio, honey even.

so, like shit. a shitty candy bar for countries who get mad their backward religion doesn't allow them real delight

>> No.7895354

It's basically rose flavoured jello.

>> No.7895435

My African American brother.

>> No.7895444

not a bar but alfajores

>> No.7897139
File: 101 KB, 513x486, 1462184083524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>the big snickers (the father) is white
>the son is black

>> No.7897167


the standard flavour for commercial turkish delights is fucking strong rosewater

>> No.7897168

>Come back to my motel room at 3am
>Drunk and hungry as fuck
>Fish a Toblerone out of the mini bar
>Holy fuck, that's good
>Check the price shit as I'm throwing the empty box in the trash
>Fuck it, I'll have a $7 pack of m & ms while I'm at it

>> No.7897169


>> No.7897389

...I can fap to this.

>> No.7897516

>Kinder Bueno White

Incorrect. Very close to perfection though, the regular kind is one of the best chocolate bars there is.

>> No.7897517

The improved texture of the white just swings it.

>> No.7897818

Had a friend growing up who accidentally became addicted to these.

>Give him a box of assorted Reese's candies for his birthday because he loves their PB cups
>He's stoked
>about a month later, notice he's looking kinda bloated
>ask if there's been a change in his diet or something
>"Not really, but I've been eating a couple Breakfast Bars instead of oats recently"
>"Breakfast Bars"
>Remember friend is mildly dyslexic

I made him gain like 15 pounds accidentally; he never lost the weight, even once I begged him to stop eating candy for breakfast

>> No.7897840
File: 39 KB, 453x519, Mmm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just had a bueno that had been sitting in my room for a couple weeks. Bit into it and the cream was actual liquid.

>> No.7897876

3 Musketeers probably.
Also she looks like a fucking hunchback bell tower piece of shit

>> No.7898001
File: 107 KB, 1500x617, 711XTy3a-uL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


I wish these were still around.

>> No.7898118

I saw what you did there anon.

>> No.7898133
File: 42 KB, 290x382, hitman004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

/ck/ is literally the best 4chan board right now

>> No.7898143
File: 26 KB, 274x320, fuckyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

pic related. Any variety.

>> No.7898153
File: 83 KB, 500x203, 2090892496_c4f701b810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Just got back from Ireland, god damn these are good.

Also your salt n vineger chips make America's taste like vagina, I want to go back.

>> No.7898402
File: 4 KB, 146x97, images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxKlcvVELv57eSaMuU5X38D5T_RVr9me-WU8BKJlAxtCq7I4Sl8mW8I4YY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Jesus fucking christ these things.

Fry's Turkish Delight bars are a very VERY close second.

But pic related is the best damned thing I've ever eaten. The chocolate is perfect, the little biscuit bits are the perfect size and crunch just right, and the proportions of each piece are exactly right.

>> No.7898420

Do you not like vagina?

>> No.7898428

Warra fookin' pleb!

The ritz variety are objectively better.

>> No.7898455

rits r 4 shitz

put a lu in u

>> No.7898979

gotta be the lewdest candy bar ever

>> No.7899102


funny how you mentioned that. the thumbnail looks like she's sucking a freakish BBC on a novelty porn site

>> No.7899103

This. Literally everyone eats, so you're going to get people from every race, creed, and niche interest there is.

>> No.7899115

mildly keked

>> No.7899164
File: 75 KB, 300x360, 1378764437925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7899238

I don't get it.

>> No.7899250

It's actually an italian character he's playing.

>> No.7899871

I remember years ago finding the source of this and not being impressed

>> No.7899886
File: 26 KB, 600x400, geisha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Wouldn't most of these technically be chocolate bars and not candy bars?

>> No.7900082

You should try the real stuff and also covered in pistachio nut

>> No.7901415
File: 5 KB, 120x120, 6146c607695c9e0f1a322574ea2deb42a57b0aed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

you got it

>> No.7901430
File: 197 KB, 1543x486, milky_way_midnight_dark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7901455

under rated post.

>> No.7901478

If you posted that image on /tv/, the mods would delete it once they clicked on it and found out it was actually a candy bar

>> No.7901492

Not candy! Reese's cup cereal

>> No.7902270
File: 29 KB, 500x422, easy-almond-roca-toffee-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


It's so rare to find these here in Texas. The best I could find them is at some clothing store like Marshall's or Kohl's where the checkout area has the snacks and shit

>> No.7902294

my local walmart in montana sells this shit and since its walmart id bet you could get them in your walmart

>> No.7902314

The store I work at started carrying king size and it's so hard to resist buying them.

>> No.7902877

walgreens sells them. i work there

>> No.7902883

fuck man

I want to eat so much of them

Too bad 1 is like a 100 fucking calories

>> No.7902967

What was it?

>> No.7903046

how can regular snickers even compete?

>> No.7903200

Probably Lion

>> No.7903240

Took fucking long enough.

>> No.7903271
File: 40 KB, 754x960, 1468932344515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7905320
File: 37 KB, 610x176, mounds_bar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

dark chocolate and coconut master race

>> No.7905963
File: 48 KB, 540x540, Aspirational_540x540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i'd it 4 of those fuckers in a row

ill swallow one whole

>> No.7906083
File: 51 KB, 600x600, sticks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Can never seem to find these. Love 'em to death, though.

Who /ree-sees/ here?

>> No.7906211

I prefer to think of it as "the perfect size for the girl I like".

>> No.7906223

>Reddit tier answer
>Reddit tier responses

So does /ck/ translate directly to /cuck/?

>> No.7906248

cuck threads getting creative

>> No.7906265
File: 66 KB, 721x723, 1462661077994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Underrated post.

>> No.7906368

Guess who makes the ramen threads?

>> No.7906517

answer or responses weren't /b/-autism tier
>le reddit

>> No.7907045

[snickers externally]

>> No.7907654

Fuck you. Kek'd

>> No.7907677
File: 45 KB, 350x473, 1363939275682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.7908356

I'm a trap who likes candies but also likes meat.

Where do I fit in senpai?

>> No.7908435


>> No.7908913
File: 15 KB, 300x300, 1465525585881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Not knowing about the crispy, crunch of a snack pretzel mixing with the creamy peanut butter and chocolate.
>Not knowing about the salt of the pretzel elevating the intensity of the caramel.

Mouth watering just thinking about it.

>> No.7908921

>One weird trick the junk food industry doesn't want you to know!
>Grow your bar 4 inches in 4 weeks!
>"Women scream when they see the size of my snickers."

Keep it going kek XDXDXD

>> No.7909401

All these lewd comments, how old is this girl like 12 or something?

>> No.7909534


>> No.7909562
File: 39 KB, 200x200, tmp_17006-snickers-bar-fun-size-42395-160162992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Meanwhile me

>> No.7909568

and you brought your friends

>> No.7909706
File: 26 KB, 640x430, bighunk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Crashing this thread with no survivors.

>> No.7909887


>> No.7909903
File: 230 KB, 1168x280, 5th-avenue-candy-bars-8.gif.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I had a humourous response for you but then I remembered this is a blue board but it was referring as to where you can fit in.

On topic...I love these things. Like a knock off butterfinger or something.

>> No.7909979

how? it's one of the hardest bar I know. Or is this some sort of travesty with even less peanuts and more shitty caramel than the real thing?

>> No.7909983

modern M&M's sucks. Over time they chnaged the peanuts and chocolate to the cheapest shit possible nowaday it's just chalky and tasteless

>> No.7910088


the wesley snipes milky way

>> No.7910093

You are incredibly weak.
Most people are not.

>> No.7910098

how the fuck can you not slice a snickers bar? My 6 year old daughter could do it with her playdough cutting knife. WTF is wrong with you? Even potatoes are more dense and harder to cut than a snickers bar and people cut them just fine.

>> No.7910106

I mean fuck if you can't slice it with a knife how the hell are you suppose to bite into it? Seriously.

Delete posts
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.