/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7877559]

>having a neighborhood cookout
>making Ball Park Flame Grilled Burgers with Kraft American Singles and Ore Ida french fries on the side
>the food's good but could use a kick
>neighbor brings over a bottle of Heinz Ketchup from his kitchen

My friends, I must say Heinz really saved the day. There's no better addition to a cheeseburger with fries, the classic All-American meal. Made only with the freshest, juiciest tomatoes, it's no wonder Heinz is the world's favorite. Whether you're having Ball Park Hamburgers or Tyson Boneless Chicken Wings, it's the perfect addition to anything.

Grab a bottle at your nearest Safeway today. Heck, buy two and give one to a friend! They won't thank you enough.

[Anonymous No.7877564]

>>7877559
I can't tell if this is really bad shilling or some sort of meme

Also, the storebrand ketchup with less sugar is superior to Heinz

[Anonymous No.7877568]

>>7877564
He said Kraft Singles, it's ironic

[Anonymous No.7877602]

>>7877559
That sounds good but Heinz Ketchup is too spicy for me my nigga, are there any milder alternatives?

[Anonymous No.7877603]

Lel

[Anonymous No.7877613]

>>7877559
OP can you do me a favor and let me know how much sales in heinz tomato ketchup changed after this thread 404?

would be a huge help.

[Anonymous No.7878253]

heinz is God-Tier

[Anonymous No.7878271]

[Anonymous No.7878282]

God fucking dammit...

[Anonymous No.7878289]

I've only had Trader Joe's ketchup for a while and we ended up with a bottle of Heinz. Let me tell you boys, girls, and the great madness in between. Heinz ketchup is like sugary, tomato water if you haven't had it in a long time. Nasty stuff.