Munchy Box

[Anonymous No.7864641]

Why don't we have 'Munchy Boxes' in Murica? They look tasty as fuck.

Has any anon tried one of these?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

[Anonymous No.7864649]

[Anonymous No.7864652]

There are probably enough calories in one of these to sustain you for a week.

[Anonymous No.7864655]

>>7864652
This one has enough for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.7864659]

Because we aren't fat fucking slobs

[Anonymous No.7864664]

>>7864641
Had this image for a few years now.
i dont even save images of food. this is just sitting unsorted in my image folder.
i dont know why i even have it

[Anonymous No.7864672]

>>7864664
For your wank bank.

[Anonymous No.7864675]

but we do

[Anonymous No.7864684]

[Anonymous No.7864696]

>>7864675
It's nowhere close as far as decadence goes.

[Anonymous No.7864699]

We do

[Anonymous No.7864700]

>>7864641
The munchy box is of Scottish origin, yes?

Then why is it full of terrorist food?

[Anonymous No.7864701]

>>7864641
I wouldnt be surprised if local companies stared doing them soon.
Those fast food knock offs are a poor substitute but at least they might introduce it to local places

[Anonymous No.7864704]

I don't know what are half the things in this box, but I want them in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.7864712]

[Anonymous No.7864723]

>>7864696
>vagina meat
>shitty looking fries
>onion rings
>tendies or something
that's not even a snack for your average fat american

[Anonymous No.7864725]

>>7864641
can I get one of those in llondon?

[Anonymous No.7864726]

>>7864641
Scot here.
I eat maybe 4 of these a week and I am pretty thin and in pretty good shape. I am only 17 stone (not sure of that in pounds) and feel great.

Munchy Boxes don't actually have many calories. At leats they are easy to fit into a Scottish diet, which generally is very healthy and low calories. I'd almost argue we NEED them because we consume so few calories otherwise.

[Anonymous No.7864746]

these look like god-tier hangover food.

Where to get in South Auckland, New Zealand? Come on I know a few of you are bound to be on here.

[Anonymous No.7864750]

>>7864726
>scottish
>nuggets

[Anonymous No.7864754]

>>7864726
The french fries are vastly underestimated

[Anonymous No.7864793]

>>7864641
Why isn't the onion at least grilled?

[Anonymous No.7864795]

>>7864726
>Chopped onion
>salad

kek

[Anonymous No.7864801]

>>7864726
>salad
>it´s just fucking raw onion

[Anonymous No.7864804]

>>7864652
>boy, i´m thirsty. i´ll fix myself a nice cup of beans!

[Anonymous No.7864808]

>>7864801
If you want to be picky...

>one of the pitta breads is a Naan
>2 of the tubs of chilli sauce is in fact Pakora sauce
>Grilled tomato bits are actually a mixture of Chicken Pakora and Onion Rings
>Nuggets are Vegetable Pakora

[Anonymous No.7864825]

>>7864808
>>7864801
>americans discussing food they have never eaten

LOL

[Anonymous No.7864831]

>>7864726
Holy fuck.

That image is so wrong. Those sauces are way more than 5 calories all up. Easily A few hundred each.

Lamb is calorie dense as hell, that amount of lamb would be closer to 1000-1200 calories as opposed to 500.

Those nuggest wold be around 900 calories too.

[Anonymous No.7864833]

>>7864746
>Where to get in South Auckland, New Zealand? Come on I know a few of you are bound to be on here.
No idea but was thinking this would be a great business here.

Munchies Box
Home delivered option

[Anonymous No.7864846]

>>7864641
why does your meat look like bark

[Anonymous No.7864862]

>>7864641
Only spice bags where I live

[Anonymous No.7864864]

>>7864833
Chances are it'd be expensive af here, though.

Shame, really

[Anonymous No.7864868]

>>7864864
Was thinking that but those Asians takeaway places are cheapish.

Though I'm always worried there's a reason why...

[Anonymous No.7864870]

>>7864726
>Haggis for lunch

Kek.

The sauces aren't that low. Probably kebab sauce as well. 4 a week is too much

[Anonymous No.7864933]

>>7864655
>Sweat pants
>Filth on the floor
>Irn Bru
>Nest in the corner of the room?

I fucking hate the Scottish.

[Anonymous No.7864943]

>>7864726
>I am only 17 stone
Thats 238lbs, you must be tall and a bodybuilder or a fat cunt.

[Anonymous No.7864952]

>>7864726
17 stone is more than 100kg/225lbs. Unless you're 7ft tall, you're not "pretty thin"

[Anonymous No.7864961]

Which America do you live in?
Because sampler platters and pupu platters are common as all motherfucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.7864970]

>>7864943
>>7864952

it's thin for a scot

[Anonymous No.7864975]

>>7864943
>>7864952
I am 6'5 and very muscular.

[Anonymous No.7864983]

>>7864700
Doner Kebab is actually German in origin, much like most of the US's "Chinese Food" is American in origin.

[Anonymous No.7865001]

>>7864726
>I eat 4 of these a week
>thin and in very good shape
>only 17 stone
>only
>fit into the scottish diet
>generally healthy and low calories

Scots are fucking disgusting. I'll be glad when you leave the UK

[Anonymous No.7865012]

>>7864659
But most of us are

[Anonymous No.7865035]

>>7865012

speak for yourself

t. 10% bodyfat

[Anonymous No.7865042]

>>7865035
Post time stamped pic with passport to prove it.

[Anonymous No.7865055]

>>7864975
So why didn't you say very muscular instead of "pretty thin"? Post a pic, big guy

[Anonymous No.7865188]

>>7864641
This looks like what you'd get at a place like Popeye's but more eastern influenced.

They just hand you a box of chicken tenders, fries, a biscuit, and sauce.

[Anonymous No.7865355]

All the australians have gone apeshit over the 'halal snack pack' which is basically the same thing.

However this is plebian slop compared to the original snack pack that has been around for ages using tabouleh, bean/potato salads and dips/bread as opposed to it's bogan-ized counterpart

[Anonymous No.7865777]

>>7864726
>grilled tomato bits
>nuggets
>that unfunny shit at the bottom

fuck off you smelly remain voting mongo

[Anonymous No.7865795]

>>7865355
The only people that eat that halal snack shit are traitors to this country. They should be shot

[Anonymous No.7865836]

>>7865795

and its called a fucking AB not a halal snack pack. The greeks in Adelaide started it, not the fucking muzzies

[Anonymous No.7865840]

>>7864726
Why are you trying so hard to be funny?

[Anonymous No.7865863]

If you want to be serious about this, it's because we have a very different culture in America, one more based around cars and drive-ins/drive-thrus than any other country on earth. The "munchy box" for us is a drive down to the taco bell/jack in the box/whatever for a shitton of stuff off the dollar menu, which we then eat in the parking lot at 3 am.

Just different cultures.

[Anonymous No.7866178]

>>7864652
Shouldn't you be sharing these?

[Anonymous No.7866296]

>>7864833
I thought u lads already had the halal snack pack

[Anonymous No.7866318]

>>7864641
I'm pretty sure this shit is why Glasgow has a significantly higher percentage of people dying from heart disease than other parts of the country.

[Anonymous No.7866321]

>>7864712
That actually looks like a decent breakfast for two people, except I'd want all the mushrooms and the bread should be fried, not toasted. Probably half the price you'd get it for a a cafe, top notch hangover food.

[Anonymous No.7866404]

munchy boxes just look like deconstructed gyros with boneless chicken wings, onion rings and fries thrown all over the place

could probably be easily emulated at your local american pizza shop

[Anonymous No.7866432]

>>7866321

>fried bread

fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.7866450]

we are fat enough

[Anonymous No.7866479]

>>7866450
yeah, i imagine munchy boxes arent something you're supposed to eat every day. we already eat fried shit like that all day every day.

[Anonymous No.7866802]

I can see the appeal to get one of these every once in a while to pig the fuck out.

However usually I would really prefer to eat my meal from a plate with dignity.

[Anonymous No.7866814]

>>7864652
>that cup of beans
lost

[Anonymous No.7866869]

>>7864846

[Anonymous No.7866880]

JBX Munchie Meal
4 for $4 at Wendy's
5 for $4 at BK
Cravings Deal at taco bell
the fucking "here's 900 tacos" thing at Taco Bell (and del taco)
Little caesers
KFC
etc

We have them they're just...not very pleasing to look at. Or good.

[Anonymous No.7866882]

>>7864641
>all fries box

no thanks

[Anonymous No.7866911]

>>7864704

[Anonymous No.7867899]

>>7864699
>>7864675
>>7864723
>>7864723

NO YOU FUCKING DONT!

TRY HARD WEAK TIERS

[Anonymous No.7867920]

The fuck do we need that for when we have barbecue platters?

[Anonymous No.7867932]

>>7867920
That's nice, but bbq platters are not a normal thing you can get everywhere.

[Anonymous No.7868160]

>>7867920
>tfw you will never live in a state with great bbq
Fucking Washington...
The sad part is that I don't even like seafood but I live in the Salmon capital of the world

[Anonymous No.7868181]

>>7868160
As a fellow Washingtonian; please move. This place is expensive enough and we don't need your plebian tastes affecting our cuisine. We do really well on the westside, don't fuck it up for us.

[Anonymous No.7868196]

>>7867920
Burnt meat never tastes good.

[Anonymous No.7868217]

>>7867920
Tasty, delicious headache.

[Anonymous No.7868583]

>>7864726
This is more like 2.5 grand. You're shit at estimating dietary energy.

>deep fried mars
>200 kcal

Nigga a Mars bar has 230 kcal. Imagine battering AND frying it. No wonder you're a fatass.

[Anonymous No.7868676]

>>7864726
Is that cabbage or onion?

[Anonymous No.7868738]

>>7864659
Oh the fucking irony. Supersize me fat cunt.

[Anonymous No.7868742]

>>7864750
None of its scottish you thick twat. Its just something that they made out of numerous takeaway products.
You will be saying pizza is American next

[Anonymous No.7868750]

>>7868742
Pizza is american.
Next you'll be saying tomatoes are Italian.

[Anonymous No.7868755]

>>7868750
No because they originated from the Andes region.

[Anonymous No.7868903]

>>7866880
>JBX Munchie Meal

never in my life had i tasted a more stale and suspicious taco

[Anonymous No.7868916]

>>7864726
>average man needs 2500 kcal
haha wut

[Anonymous No.7868924]

>>7865795
Are Strayas the biggest /pol/ posters on this board?

[Anonymous No.7868930]

>>7864961
A pu pu platter, pu-pu platter or pupu platter is a tray of American Chinese or Hawaiian food, consisting of an assortment of small meat and seafood appetisers.
wtf man thats not even close

[Anonymous No.7868938]

>>7864704
>>7866911

pita bread at the top, doner kebab meat, chips/fries, onion salad, sauces (chili + not sure what pink is), chicken tikka pieces (red), onions bhajis, couple of onion rings

[Anonymous No.7869404]

>>7868196
>he doesn't know that BBQ is smoked

[Anonymous No.7869432]

>>7864726
>17 stone
What is with you fags and archaic measurements? Do your scales actually measure you in stones, or o you use a balance and literal stones in your commie shithole?
Anyway that's 238 lbs.

[Anonymous No.7869439]

ided eat it, don't look that great.
take the onions, and shove them up your ass. Anyway having fried bologna tonight,should be good.

[Anonymous No.7869446]

>>7864699
thats shit tier fuck off yank

[Anonymous No.7869450]

>>7869439
fuck this i'm going to the drive through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJ9xHtSpfQ

[Anonymous No.7869717]

>>7869432
is this satire?

[Anonymous No.7870403]

>>7864655
I could easily eat that in one sitting. How much do those usually cost?

[Anonymous No.7870638]

>>7868196

>doesn't know what smoking or a dry rub is

Well I guess for people like you there are always dicks to eat.

[Anonymous No.7871680]

>>7870403
My local takeaway does these in about 4 different varieties, one this size goes for £6-7 I believe.

Bit confused about the chippy chips though.

[Anonymous No.7871697]

>>7869432
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7871701]

why finland can't have this? i don't care if heart disease rates would double up but i just want this in my mouth so bad

[Anonymous No.7871705]

>>7871701

Luckily, it's all very easy to make at home.

[Anonymous No.7871712]

>>7864672
>the one lone cucumber next to the mountain of greasy unhealthy shit
Made me kek

[Anonymous No.7871720]

>>7864641
No. Even America's junk food has a little class.

[Anonymous No.7871721]

>>7864641
Eurofag food is so nasty they give you more as compensation.

[Anonymous No.7871746]

>>7864746
As far as I know, they're pretty limited to Scotland and the UK.

I can't find anything of the sort in Lisbon.

[Anonymous No.7871763]

>>7871720
No it doesn't
For every KFC cheese top burger there's a Taco Bell Cheesey Roll up

[Anonymous No.7871917]

>>7864726

>small serving chips
>small serving
>small

Nigger it's larger than American Supersize at MickeyD's. In the rest of Europe (i.e the non-shitty part that isn't fucking Scotland), that shit would be enough for a family of 4, easy.

Britain, please keep these fuckers contained, we have enough to deal with with the fucking Roma without adding the next worst thing.

[Anonymous No.7872096]

The Chinese takeaways near me have taken a leaf from the Pakis book and started making Chinese munchy boxes. Fucking glorious, Ill probably get one at the weekend so I'll, take a pic.

[Anonymous No.7872109]

>>7867920
such passion and skill
did you see how he turned the rib around after cutting it. and how he rolls his fingers when putting the cut up log into the paper dish. master at his craft. second to none.

[Anonymous No.7872112]

[Anonymous No.7872120]

[Anonymous No.7872124]

>>7867920
Barbecue platters are expensive. A munchy box costs like £8.

[Anonymous No.7873035]

>>7868755

He said tomatoes, not potatoes

[Anonymous No.7873158]

>>7864952
100kg is basically optimal weight for a man that's 6'2-6'3, 90kg for someone that doesn't excercise. A 5'9 man comes in at about 80kg so it's not exactly a ridiculous notion that someone would weigh 100 kg and not be obese

[Anonymous No.7873185]

>>7872120
jfc

[Anonymous No.7873199]

>>7864641
I want to open a place that sells these in a college town. Stay open all night and make sutble references to weed for most the menu items so all the colleges kids will go dude weed lmao this place is the best

[Anonymous No.7873208]

>>7873199
As pathetic as it would be this is probably an idea that would work.

[Anonymous No.7873228]

To be quite honest, I think a large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut probably has more calories than one of these boxes.

[Anonymous No.7873249]

>>7864641
anyone that has ever purchased one of those has lost the right to ever criticize anyone over food again.

it's a literal slop bucket of congealed fat

[Anonymous No.7873294]

>>7873228
Looking it up, they are both around 3000cals for a large version. Having eaten both, it is easier to make a dent in a large pizza, eating half of one is not that crazy. Eating even a third of a large munchy box on your own is nearly impossible. Despite the meme comments about it they are nearly always shard or reheated the next day at least.

>>7873249
The kebab is shitty but the rest is just standard Indian starters and chips, nothing too gruesome there.

[Anonymous No.7873327]

>>7871697
The USA does not and never has used the Imperial System of Units.

go read a book kiddo

[Anonymous No.7873340]

>>7864655
Those are some proper chips.

[Anonymous No.7873352]

>>7873327
Except that every single American technical drawing I've ever seen is in inches/feet.

t. Architect

[Anonymous No.7873410]

>>7864641
>grey meat leather rollups

or

>meat by the feet

[Anonymous No.7873462]

>be on a strict diet
>open this thread

this looks so fucking good i'm about to kill myself

[Anonymous No.7873463]

Imagine how much yuropoors would shit on us if this was an American dish

[Anonymous No.7873516]

Reminds me of a garbage plate: a heap of home fries, mac salad, grilled meat (red hots or burgers are the usual), onions, mustard, and a spicy meat sauce. Fantastic drunk food, we've got places open until around 4 out here (western NY) that serve them, and most local diners have a variation of their own. Delicious.

[christian de geminis No.7873524]

que asco parace un perro muerto si inbecil jajajaja

[Anonymous No.7873561]

>>7873516
I really want this, but I really don't want to fly over from Seattle all the way to Rochester to try it.

[Anonymous No.7873568]

>>7865055
this, I weigh 210 lbs at 6'3" and pull 5pl8 so I'm curious as to how much bigger you would look

would love a post-workout munchie box

[Anonymous No.7873583]

>>7873561

Well heck, you're in Seattle. Start up a food truck and go get that paper, brah. Or, I know there's recipes for the sauce online. The rest is easy to put together.

[Anonymous No.7873604]

>>7864641
>Murica
Really, if you're asking why we don't have huge boxes full of random food, "Murica" isn't the right name to use, due to the implication of sloth, excess and violence.

[Anonymous No.7873614]

>>7873516
Could you fuckers have picked a less appetizing name for it

[Anonymous No.7873623]

>>7873614
Hillary Clinton's Diaper would have been worse, yeah.

[Anonymous No.7873640]

>>7864726
Only a greasy fucking scot would consider some sliced onion as a salad

[Anonymous No.7873646]

>>7873640
The joke is that the guy that posted it isn't Scottish. Or even close.

[Anonymous No.7873669]

>>7864641
Just find a place that makes pizza and gyros, get a pizza with chicken and gyro meat on it, then tell them to add a large serving of fries in the pizza box, thank me later.
>>7864793
Doner/gyro type meat bro, grilled onion just doesn't go well with it.
>>7864983
I think the vertical type started in Bursa sometime in the 1900s.

[Anonymous No.7874156]

>>7873035
Yep I know
http://www.flavourfresh.com/historyoftomatoes.htm

Check next time
And its tomato, Potato

[Anonymous No.7874195]

>>7864641
We do.

If you've ever lived in a college town, you'll know that there were bars in the town. Call up any one of the bars and make an order for delivery; ask for a Party Platter. It's essentially an american munch box: french fries, onion rings, mozza sticks, fried chicken, grilled sausage, deep fried shrimp, etc.

[Anonymous No.7874328]

>>7871697

[Anonymous No.7874339]

>>7874195
>mozza
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.7874378]

>>7873516
I eat one of these like once a month or something. can't stop. I go to steve t's or tony's birdland

[Anonymous No.7874387]

>>7874195
All of those things are cooked from frozen, all you need is a deep fryer. Why not do it yourself? It's so fucking easy, you literally just take things out the freezer and chuck them in the fryer. Only reason I can think not to do this, is that operating a deep fryer when drunk is probably not the best idea.

[Anonymous No.7874493]

>>7864726
>2 pittas
>One is clearly a folded naan

Thick jock cunt.

[Anonymous No.7874502]

>>7874493
The captions are clearly not from a Scot, as evidenced by the language used.

t. Scot

[Anonymous No.7874503]

>>7864750
Yeah those are clearly bhajis, not nuggets.

[Anonymous No.7874505]

>>7874502
In fact, the use of the world "nuggets" to describe what is clearly mixed pakora, makes me question if it's even a Brit who wrote that.

[Anonymous No.7874506]

>>7864754
Where are the fries?

[Anonymous No.7874507]

What does Irn-Bru taste like?

[Anonymous No.7874521]

>>7874502
>>7874505
There I was thinking "Grilled lamb meat" instead of "donner" was a dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.7874546]

>>7864726
>Grilled tomato bits
That's fucking tandoori chicken you twat

[Anonymous No.7874547]

>>7866432
Ponce.

[Anonymous No.7874556]

>>7874521
Oh yeah that too.

[Anonymous No.7874866]

>>7874507

It doesn't taste like anything else to be honest.

I like it, I'd say it's worth a try if you're curious (looks like you can get it on amazon), but it won't change your life. I think it's unlikely that you'd be so impressed as to order it again

[Anonymous No.7874871]

>>7874507
It has the flavour of orange medicine, obviously without the sickly syrupy quality of flavoured medicine. It's actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7874874]

These are worthless without weed and I heard that's hard to come by easily/cheaply in bongland. And weed is worthless unless it's cheap and decent quality

[Anonymous No.7874877]

>>7867920
Oh no, the American is triggered.
>Must...be...the...best...in...front...of...everyone....

You're like children.

[Anonymous No.7874881]

Any chance a british pub abroad might serve these or something similar? I pass by a few everyday so I'd totally give it a shot

[Anonymous No.7874883]

>>7874874
???????????
You think people sell weed alongside munchy boxes? Or you need to be high for it to be good?
And weed is just as easy to get as a non-legal US state; pretty easy unless you live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere

>weed is worthless unless it's cheap
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.7874885]

>>7874874
It isn't cheap but we get some pretty top weed. I get like 1.8 grams of bone dry weed that crumbles in your fingers and makes about 6 to 8 decent joints.

[Anonymous No.7874886]

>>7864641
>Why don't we have 'Munchy Boxes' in Murica? They look tasty as fuck.
Starch on starch isn't part of the food groups things in the US. No piecrust pies filled with potato fillings, served alongside bread, for instance. I think there's a muslim angle to it, also. The chip shop is run by people who just do whatever takeout fast food is desired, from pizza to sandwiches with fries, lots of deep frying, so whatever else works for the fryer is throw in too. No meal making. These are specialty shops, just the corner takeout.

Gyros are delicious if they have proper tzatziki sauce. If it's sugary tomato sauce, no thank you. It's not as delicious as you think. It's poverty food with onions on top.

[Anonymous No.7874888]

>>7874885
For 20 bongbucks

[Anonymous No.7874892]

>>7874881
Pubs are more like restaurants, i.e. your food comes on a plate. These things are clearly fast food.

[Anonymous No.7874917]

>>7874877
wasnt this thread started because some european or w/e felt like that?

[Anonymous No.7874919]

>>7874885
>top weed
>dry and crumbles in your fingers

oh you poor child, come to california, i'll take care of you

[Anonymous No.7874929]

>>7874886
You haven't got a fucking clue, have you?
Utter drivel.

[Anonymous No.7874932]

>>7874919
>paying for water

[Anonymous No.7875001]

>>7874883
Did you fry your brain with laced synthetic weed?

[Anonymous No.7875004]

>>7874885
How is dry a good thing?

[Anonymous No.7875038]

>>7874932
You do not pay for water? Unless you have a well or collect rainwater then you are paying to have it piped to you.

[Anonymous No.7875064]

>>7874892
I just figured they might do take out of some sort

[Anonymous No.7875089]

i would eat these and feel really bad about myself afterwards

[Anonymous No.7875124]

>>7864712
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.7875247]

>>7875124
Mong.

[Anonymous No.7875361]

>>7868930
>A pu pu platter, pu-pu platter or pupu platter is a tray of American Chinese or Hawaiian food, consisting of an assortment of small meat and seafood appetisers.
Keep reading the fucking article, douchecunt.
>Later, other types of restaurants used pu pu platter to mean an appetizer combination platter.
>other types of restaurants

[Anonymous No.7875393]

>>7864700
because they have taste buds

[Anonymous No.7875610]

>>7874917
Don't point it out.

[Anonymous No.7875619]

>>7864712
Tomatoes look a bit underdone but otherwise that looks like a great thing to wake up to after a bender.

[Anonymous No.7875650]

>>7874874
Weed is very easy to come by here (Scotland). Probably easier to find MDMA here though.

>>7874885
>bone dry weed

wut

[Anonymous No.7875777]

>>7875610
>A thread started by a clappyfat asking why they don't have a product is us begging for attention

I didn't reply before because it was such a stupid post but now multiple fatfuckistanis are saying it that you must be even more worthless as a people than previously thought.

[Anonymous No.7875897]

There's a few hole in the wall places nearby which are essentially American greasy spoons that are specifically takeaway/delivery. Standard fair is fried chicken and wings but they typically also offer pizza, tacos/burritos, fried seafood, barbecue ribs, hamburgers, and sandwiches/wraps. Probably as close as I'll get to a munchie box.

[Anonymous No.7876083]

WHY ARE THESE ALWAYS SO FUCKING DRY REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7876932]

>>7867920
And how much does this shit cost? 200 bucks? Sure as hell looks like it if thats any quality meat.

[Anonymous No.7876942]

>>7876932
BRISKET - $20.00 LB

PULLED PORK - $17.98 LB

TURKEY - $17.98 LBLB
LB
SAUSAGE - $4.25 A LINK (MADE IN HOUSE)

PORK RIBS - $17.98 LB (4 RIBS IN A LB, 12 BONES IN A RACK)

BEEF RIBS - $22.00 LB (EACH RIB WEIGHS ABOUT 1.5 LBS EACH)


SANDWICHES

BRISKET - $10.00

PULLED PORK - $9.50

TURKEY - $9.50

SAUSAGE - $9.50

CHOPPED BEEF - $9.50 (HAND CHOPPED BRISKET LIGHTLY SAUCED WITH OUR SIGNATURE "BOBBY SAUCE")

LA CHOPPED - $ 9.00 (YOUR CHOICE OF PULLED PORK OR CHOPPED BEEF TOPPED WITH CHIPOTLE COLE SLAW)

EL SANCHO - $10.25 (SAUSAGE AND YOUR CHOICE OF PULLED PORK OR CHOPPED BEEF TOPPED WITH PICKLED RED ONIONS)

EL SANCHO LOCO - $10.75 (SAUSAGE, PULLED PORK AND CHOPPED BEEF TOPPED WITH PICKLED RED ONIONS)

LA FRITO LOCO - $12.75 (PULLED PORK, CHOPPED BEEF, CHIPOTLE SLAW, BLACK BEAN SALAD, FRIJTOS, CHEESE AND JALAPENOS)

THE JAVIACHI - $8.50 (CHICAGO STYLE HOTDOG WITH A LA BBQ HOTGUT TOPPED WITH DILL RELISH, SPORT PEPPERS, PICKLE SPEAR, ONION, TOMATO, MUSTARD AND CELERY SALT)


SIDES
SERVING / PINT / QUART / PAN

CHIPOTLE SLAW - $2.25 SERVING / $6.25 PINT / $10.25 QUART / 39.50 PAN

POTATO SALAD - $2.25 SERVING / $6.25 PINT / $10.25 QUART / $39.50 PAN

SOUTHWEST BLACK BEAN SALAD - $2.25 SERVING / $6.25 PINT / $10.25 QUART / $39.50 PAN

http://www.labarbecue.com/#!menu/cuuz

[Anonymous No.7876956]

>>7875777
>heehee, the place where I was born is better than the place where you were born :^)
Child.

[Anonymous No.7876959]

>>7876942
>tfw I can smell all of that BBQ now

I miss La BBQ.

[Anonymous No.7876965]

>>7876083
my question is is where are the hor peppers or the pickled items such ascabbage, pickles and onions

nothing matches salty and dry like spicy and sour

if i ate half the things on here my kidneys would shutdown

[Anonymous No.7877008]

>>7874328

[Anonymous No.7877035]

>>7874919
nothing wrong with dry weed, i'm in california and I like to dry my dispensary weed till it crumbles, smokes/burns faster so it's good for spliffs(weed/tobacco).

[Anonymous No.7877326]

>>7864675
That makes me sad

[Anonymous No.7877333]

>>7874885
Californian here. I smoked up a bong the other day, and he said he would've paid whatever I asked for weed of that quality.

What I had was low end mids, at best, and he couldn't believe how cheap it is

[Anonymous No.7877342]

>>7875004
Because it's potent, easy to grind, smokes easily and you know exactly how much you're getting because no water content.

Pic related, right is what most bud round here looks like.

[Anonymous No.7877360]

>>7868903
Protip: Jack in the Box tacos arrive in the box with the meat already in them. They are then prepared in batches by deep frying.

[Anonymous No.7877474]

>>7873669
>I think the vertical type started in Bursa sometime in the 1900s.
Germans were the first ones to put it in a bread and drown that motherfucker in garlic sauce

[Anonymous No.7877494]

>>7877474
When was that?

>>7864983
Sauce?

>>7873669
>vertical type started in bursa
There's a horizontal type?

[Anonymous No.7877719]

>>7877494
>Sauce?
Lots of Turkish immigrants came to Germany after WWII because the workforce was low.

One guy running an imbiss in Berlin notice that people didn't have time to sit down to eat, so he put his döner in a bread. People loved eating the stuff on the way to work and it became popular. Nowadays most shops also offer the same in a turkish pizza.

So it's not really that German.

[Anonymous No.7877753]

>>7864933
All they're missing is buckfast

[Anonymous No.7877857]

>>7876956
You sure have terrible reading comprehension f you me calling that out as supporting it, you fedora tipping twelve year old.

[Anonymous No.7877866]

>Be keto
>Look at all these potatoe boxes

Potatoe is the Pokemon Go of the food world.

[Anonymous No.7877870]

>>7864652
>>7864655
What are you, a twink?

[Anonymous No.7877878]

>>7877719
That's not sauce.

[Anonymous No.7877908]

>>7874328
I will never not find this funny

[Anonymous No.7879377]

>>7864726
Different Scot here. "average scottish diet very healthy" factoid actually just statistical error. Average scottish diet unhealthy as fuck. Haggis McPorridge, who lives in a kilt and eats 12 kilos of Haggis and Porridge every day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Basically this cheeky cunt is trolling you all, munchy boxes are practically part of the food pyramid here. I don't eat them because I'm not a fan of kebabs, but they're wildly popular and 4 a week is probably less than average.

[Anonymous No.7879439]

Pizza Pizza is as close as I've seen in Ontario.

[Anonymous No.7880719]

>>7864704
The tomatoes look positively germanic

[Anonymous No.7880760]

>>7879439
>chicken bites

t...tendies?!

[Anonymous No.7880795]

>>7877494
>Sauce?

Yes please mate, double chilli sauce on mine.

[Anonymous No.7880830]

>>7866869
THAT FUCKIGN IMAGE IS ENOUGHT TO MAKE ME A VEGAMITARIAN

[Anonymous No.7880838]

>>7864641
that low quality kebab "meat". disgusting

[Anonymous No.7881653]

>>7864641
Jack in the box created a munch box I guess based off of this.

[Anonymous No.7881665]

All of this box food is greasy looking and disgusting. Anglos are fat shits and make me sick.

[Anonymous No.7883249]

>>7864712
oh my sweet baby jesus

[Anonymous No.7883286]

>>7864641
its cold and al the shops close early and you are with a group of your friends all hungry this is an easy and cheap option for the drug addict/youth of scotland.