Kitchen Nightmares

[Anonymous No.7855595]

What was the worst restaurant on this show?

[Anonymous No.7856844]

I'm glad this thread is back! The last one reignited my interest in the show. I recently watched the Mangia Mangia episode. It was pretty tame as far as this show is concerned, but then... Pic related admitted to being a meth addict. I was certain for the first 3/4ths of the episode that he was just smoking weed.

He also reminded me of the handful of ugly, glasses wearing faggots I went to highschool with that were douchebags and believed they were tough shit.

[Anonymous No.7856849]

>>7856844
But to follow up, this fucking idjit drove me fucking nuts.

>australian wagyu
>writes book on how his dad was an asshole
>his dad dies and leaves the family lots of money
>dude himself is a much shittier father
>steals .5 million from his son
>doesn't understand what he did wrong

[Anonymous No.7856855]

I've been re-watching some of them; I totally forgot about Le Bistro with the Scottish chef who'd trained in Michelin star kitchens. Because both him & Gordon are Scottish it looked like they were an inch away from a punch-up every time they talked to each other.

[Anonymous No.7856858]

>>7855595
>>7856844
>>7856849
>>7855595
>>7856844
>>7856849
Also, a lot of people agree that Amy's was the worst. They were batshit crazy people with money. Let's get them out of the way...

[Anonymous No.7856860]

>>7856858
19 hours ago:

I AM NOT STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE. YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW GOOD FOOD. IT IS NOT UNCOMMON TO RESELL THINGS WALMART DOES NOT MAKE THEIR ELECTRONICS OR TOYS SO LAY OFF!!!!

16 hours ago:

WE DO NOT NEED THIS. YOU STUPID PEOPLE. AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING, IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL. THE CAKES WE OFFER ARE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REPACKAGE AND SHIP. DO NOT BLAME US BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT AFFORD QUALITY. THE YELPERS, AND NOW THE REDDITS, NEED TO BACK OFF. YOURE NOT RIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF SOME TV SHOW.

16 hours ago:

To all of the Yelpers and Reddits: Bring it on. you are just pussies. come to arizona. you are weaker than my wife, and weaker than me. come to my business. say it to my face. man to man. my wife is a jewel in the desert. you are just trash. reddits and yelpers just working together to bring us down. pathetic.

15 hours ago:

TO REDDIT. I FORBID YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR HATE ON THAT SITE. THIS IS MY FACEBOOK, AND I AM NOT ALLOWING YOU TO USE MY COMPANY ON YOUR HATE FILLED PAGE.

15 hours ago:

This is Samy. I am keeping note of all names here. We will be pursuing action against you legaly, and against reddit and yelp, for this plot you have come together on. you are all just punks.

15 hours ago:

WE ARE NOT FREAKING OUT. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT A "WITCH HUNT" I AM NOT A WITCH. I AM GODS CHILD. PISS OFF ALL OF YOU. FUCK REDDITS, FUCK YELP AND FUCK ALL OF YOU. BRING IT. WE WILL FIGHT BACK.

14 hours ago:

YOU DONT KNOW US!! WE WILL THRIVE! WE WILL OVERCOME! WE ARE STARTING OUR FAMILY, AND WE WILL TEACH OUR CHILD EXACTLY WHAT >>GOD

13 hours ago:

I AM WONDER WOMAN. I AM A GREAT CHEF, A GREAT WIFE, AND A GREAT MOM TO MY KIDS. AND WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID, ONE DAY TO. WE WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU.

13 hours ago:

You people are all shit. Yelp shit, Reddits shit. Every shit. Come to here, I will fucking show you all.

[Anonymous No.7856863]

>>7856860
13 hours ago:

You are all little punks. Nothing. you are all nothing. We are laughing at you. All of you, just fools. We have God on our side, you just have your sites.


>sauce on the text http://www.eater.com/2013/5/14/6435225/kitchen-nightmares-restaurant-freaks-out-on-facebook#4213928

[Anonymous No.7856874]

Posted in the last thread, I met the lady from Blackberrys and she thought she was hot shit. Mind you this was about a year or two after that shit closed down. She was with one of the old chefs and she was super nice. We talked about roasting a pig and cooking in general. She also laughed when I was busting her balls about the owner. I did not find out what happened to grandma but I am pretty sure I rang her up once or twice when I was working at a supermarket. If it was the same lady she was also super nice and always put a smile on my face. I also live by the Spanish Pavilion but they are doing good last I heard.

[Anonymous No.7856881]

>>7856874
I remember reading your post. Was this the restaurant that accused Gordon of planting a mouse?

[Anonymous No.7856883]

>>7856881
yeah, I got friends that live in that town so I asked them how to place was before the show, all said it sucked.

[Anonymous No.7856894]

So do you guys think Gordon actually planted the mouse in the Spanish Pavilion episode?

[Anonymous No.7856922]

>>7856883
I actually haven't seen that episode yet, but now I'll have to watch it. I'm the first one to get to my office so I'll usually watch an episode before everyone else arrives at work. I'll check it out tomorrow.

On to another classic, does anyone think this guy was literally retarded? It made me angry that this guy is a business owner with more money than me when I have at least double his mental capacity.

>no asses in the seats
>I've never had a piece of meat come back in here in 10 years
How long have you had the restaurant?
>5 years
>Self taught by old school Europeans
>I KNOW, that me and Tommy are handsome guys... Don't come back here and stare at us
>we're not a kitchen nightmare when it comes to cleanliness, functuality.
>are we a kitchen nightmare because we have no asses in the seats? yes
>asses in the seats
>asses in the seats

[Anonymous No.7856926]

>>7856894
I know its "reality" TV but it seriously would not surprise me if there was a mouse somewhere. Honestly it was prob blown up for TV but Plainfield is not the nicest/cleanest city. Spanish Pavilion is in Elizabeth witch again, not the cleanest/nicest city. I think Spanish Pavilion had the dead lobster and Blackberry had the mouse.

[Anonymous No.7856933]

>>7856922
>these same micro-carrots go to the five seasons

[Anonymous No.7856941]

>>7855595

fiesta sunrise was pretty ugly

[Anonymous No.7856942]

>>7856933
I mean, this guy has some mental disorder, right? He was dropped on his head? Lost oxygen to the brain for an extended period of time? I feel like this guy had never been to Europe in his life. Hell, the first European he ever met was probably Gordon.

[Anonymous No.7856957]

>>7856844

What episode is that?

[Anonymous No.7856988]

marathoning the UK version currently. that vegetarian cafe in paris with the batshit insane chef and the woman with rich father who gave no fucks whatsoever and just stopped showing up.

https://youtu.be/7Y3VCoNecjk?t=559

brought in a solid 7 scouse chef who would have sorted it out but then it closed down and based ramsey gave her a job at one of his restaurants.

[Anonymous No.7856994]

>>7856957
Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJBBsHSb1HA
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABHQRh-LRjg

[Anonymous No.7856996]

>>7856860
the bad thing is, i want to visit this place just to see that garbage in real life

[Anonymous No.7856998]

>>7856988
kek where is that screencap from

[Anonymous No.7857008]

>>7856998

literally the link I posted.

[Anonymous No.7857009]

>>7856994
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.7857013]

>>7856994

[Anonymous No.7857027]

>>7856988
The lazy whore on that episode became a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.7857049]

>>7857027
sauce? pics?

[Anonymous No.7857092]

>>7855595
Depends. ABC is a clear winner, but I think Sebastian's was just as bad in how utterly delusional the owner/chef was was.

>I will have my frozen pizzas in stores worldwide!

Try to find pictures of Sebastian now. He lost weight and got ripped. Also looks like he stopped trying and just lives off his wife's lucrative job.

[Anonymous No.7857101]

>>7856844
>Pic related admitted to being a meth addict.

I like that episode because you can see, for a scene or two, Ramsay dropping the act and becoming genuine.

[Anonymous No.7857110]

>>7856922
>throws raw onions in a french onion soup

[Anonymous No.7857225]

>>7856942
I'm pretty confident that Gordon was his first encounter with a European. When Gordon started dropping truth all over the dude, his only defense was to make fun of gordon's accent and go "WOT?! WUUUHH??!"
Anybody that spends time in europe and trains there wouldn't be dumb enough to go with the "You're foreign!" defense.

[Anonymous No.7857255]

>>7857008
i watched the entire first 4 seconds and didn't see it you goddamn liar

[Anonymous No.7857429]

>>7856849
Is that the guy who stole all the money from his, literally, fedorawearing son?
He was a class A piece of shit and he clearly ruined that poor kid utterly, and not just financially.

[Anonymous No.7857433]

>>7856894
Mice are a pretty common thing in most kitchens or anywhere they keep food really

[Anonymous No.7857533]

>>7857092
I thought he had killed himself. Maybe I'm mistaking him for someone else.

[Anonymous No.7857770]

>>7857049
http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2011/05/uk-season-5-episode-2-piccolo-teatro.html

[Anonymous No.7857849]

>>7856994
>Julie, time of death:
>*looks at watch*
>seven fourty-four
I'm dying, Gordon.

[Anonymous No.7858038]

>>7857110

That's a big Pizza.

[Anonymous No.7858046]

>>7858038
it's a medium too

[Anonymous No.7858171]

>>7856994
I think Gordon, although he's usually always right in his critique, shouldn't be so fucking in-your-face about it all the fucking time. He reminds me a lot about my dad desu. Although he'd be right, and I acknowledged that he's right, he'd keep yelling and spouting about it at me nonetheless. Sort of like he was projecting all his anger and disappointments in life at me all at once because I messed one thing up.

He's too obsessed with driving the point home is what I'm saying, and as I said he is probably right 99% of the time, but he needs to let the person he's telling off have a small break. If you don't do that you end up pissing off the person you're telling off, instead of learning them a lesson. Too many times I'd get angry at my dad and sit drunk alone in the dark because "i don't care anymore dude lmao".

[Anonymous No.7858290]

>>7858171
Remember, brah, these shows are heavily edited.

[Anonymous No.7858327]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjjQqd0eLzw

[Anonymous No.7858440]

>>7857027
She was a prostitute during the show..

that's why she was late all the time, and during the show you can see her 'fan' her crouch with her hand as she was caught off guard

Her friend, the waitress that got pissy and left, was/is a whore as well.

[Anonymous No.7858460]

>>7858327
God I hate that lazy sound editing that's so overused in reality shows.

[Anonymous No.7858467]

>>7856849

Stop trying to make him into a monster. It was only .25 million.

[Anonymous No.7858509]

>>7856996

I hope you have a time machine.

[Anonymous No.7858620]

>>7856996
Their dead Jim. Their all dead. The restaurant closed down this year they are only doing catering gigs from what I remember reading.

[Anonymous No.7858674]

>>7858038
for you

[Anonymous No.7859077]

>>7856922
You want me to tell you an elk quesadilla is a bad dish?
>Well...
IT'S DISGUSTING!
>Well should I do about...
GET RID OF IT!
>...y-you want me to get rid of the dish?
I WOULD. I WOULD.

[Anonymous No.7859081]

>>7856849
>>wagyu
waygu

[Anonymous No.7859569]

>>7857255

it's worth watching. the guy keeps coming back so eventually ramsey picks the guy up and runs off with him over his shoulder.

[Anonymous No.7859654]

>>7856988
>You're lazy and deserve a kick up your arse.

Well, she was getting something up her ass.

[Anonymous No.7859767]

This shithole. Also, the owner offed himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIvEdLzC6O8

[Anonymous No.7859787]

I wish we could have gotten more F Word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn5zneP4IDE

[Anonymous No.7859792]

What are some of the -comfiest- episodes?

I saw Momma Sheri Soul food shack or whatever, and that was the only one where Gordon actually liked the food. Are they still in business?

How about ones where Gordon likes the Chefs enough to hire at his restaurants m

[Anonymous No.7859798]

>>7858171
>I think Gordon, although he's usually always right in his critique, shouldn't be so fucking in-your-face about it all the fucking time

He isn't, in the UK version.

Americans need their confrontation & violence though, so that's what you get.

[Anonymous No.7859822]

I feel bad but I primarily watch for cute waitresses, food second

[Anonymous No.7859824]

>>7859792
Sushi Ko

[Anonymous No.7859841]

And as Sebastian mother would say... Manja

[Anonymous No.7859846]

>>7859841
You've got to throw your arms up as you say it though, otherwise it doesn't have the same impact.

[Anonymous No.7859864]

>>7859846
Poor Sonja. She was as timid as she was adorable. Sebastian making her poster girl didn't help her none.

[Anonymous No.7859938]

>>7856849
waygu*

[Anonymous No.7859950]

>>7859792
The original location did so well that Mamma Sheri expanded too quickly and the quick money loss shock bankrupted the business. :(

[Anonymous No.7859999]

>>7858674
Nobody cared until I put on the pepperonni

[Anonymous No.7860025]

>>7859792
After her restaurants closed she started selling her food from a catering truck to reduce costs. Now she's the co owner of a restaurant in London:

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g504167-d8121226-Reviews-Caribsoul_Restaurant_and_Coffee_House-Croydon_Greater_London_England.html

[Anonymous No.7860262]

>>7855595
Anyone here also watch Hells Kitchen? Is Ramsay a hack, or is doing TV a sidejob for him?

[Anonymous No.7860368]

>>7860262
Nah, two shows enough to see the pattern
Im sure he can cook a beef

[Anonymous No.7861445]

bump

>>7859950
F

[Anonymous No.7861793]

That one lady that screamed at her costumers for literally anything.

[Anonymous No.7862085]

>>7859792
Gonna shit on your parade

Almost all of the restaurants he revisited either closed down or reverted in their old ways.

There's one or two restaurants that actually became successful.

http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/search/label/Kitchen%20Nightmares

[Anonymous No.7862121]

Worst person was Amy.

Worst kitchen was that Mexican place.

Worst feels after watching this show was knowing that decent guy Joe from Campania killed himself. He was decent on the show, but it seems he was cheating on his wife and did coke or some shit behind her back. People think it's a mob hit because he owed money.

My favorite episode still has to be the very first episode of the first season of the UK show.

Has a charm about it. Then the cunt owner blamed the restaurant's shutting down on Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.7862122]

Remember Sushi Ko?
I felt so sorry for this man, I've never seen someone look so utterly defeated

[Anonymous No.7862123]

>>7862122

>marrying a white woman

Deserves it.

[Anonymous No.7862131]

>>7862122
>>7862123

>Akira's face when the new kitchen equipment

he was so kawaii

too bad that place shut down fast as fuck

[Anonymous No.7862140]

Never learned about cooking...

Blasting Music, head to side..

This is the guy who You learn from, those little details.

[Anonymous No.7862291]

>>7862122
I'm amazed at how much a lack of communication at family restaurants can ruin the business so badly.

I don't remember the name of the restaurant but the dude had like 3 sons and 4 daughters working 24/7 at his restaurant to cut costs, but all the children were miserable af. It's not until Gordon forces the dad to listen to what his kids have to say and the dad starts breaking down resulting in a group hug.

[Anonymous No.7862308]

>>7862122
Oh wow the daughter is hot

[Anonymous No.7862466]

This greek restaurant episode always got to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwXFRNbtxiU

Two daughters, one is always crying, the other one is a 'tough girl'. During this episode even the latter daughter breaks down crying, and it's just fucking sad to watch this guy destroying his family because of a false sense of pride.
Wonder what happened to them, but looking at the track record of this show probably nothing good.

[Anonymous No.7862477]

>>7856860

>WALMART DOES NOT MAKE THEIR ELECTRONICS OR TOYS SO LAY OFF!!!!
Did she just admit to being Walmart-tier in terms of quality?

[Anonymous No.7862586]

>>7858046
And supposedly thin crust too.

[Anonymous No.7862598]

>>7860262
He's never been a hack, hacks don't have restaurants that gain three michelin stars, not to mention the shitload of other awards and acclaim his restaurants have won. Television is just a shitload more lucrative and leads to a lot more business opportunity. Guy is worth almost $200 million.

[Anonymous No.7862821]

>>7862598
>he's popular so there's no way he can be a hack

[Anonymous No.7862846]

>>7862821

You don't get Michelin stars for being a celebrity...

[Anonymous No.7862851]

>>7862821
Getting that from my post is like getting sandwich from 2 + 2.

[Anonymous No.7862891]

>>7862846
You can get one for being a meme chef though.

[Anonymous No.7863255]

>>7862291
You mean this one?I watched this episode a few days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jtW_wCo9ns

this is also disguisting :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fENze7QrNMA

The worst resturant has to be ABC.It's obvious.Amy was/is crazy and was/is still unable to handle criticism.

[Anonymous No.7863279]

>>7859792
the whole UK series is god tier comfy

[Anonymous No.7863288]

>>7862122

his daughter is qt as fuck though

[Anonymous No.7863291]

>>7856849
>It's only the byest Waayggooooo burgah ever
also that troll-looking wife who fucking was pretending the chef's redemption burger was shit when Ramsay loved that shit

>WHAT'S THAT BITTERNESS

[Anonymous No.7863313]

>>7863288
She was in a few episodes of Star Trek, actually.

[Anonymous No.7863319]

>>7859767
No way, I need an article

[Anonymous No.7863358]

>>7862291
I work with my brother in a family business, small building, handful of employees, brother and I literally do not speak to each other. Send messages via other employees like fucking school children.

Working with family is strange as fuck!

Also worked with a family member, blazing disagreements, then went for lunch and had a great time, laughs and joke and love, its strange working with family, 90% of the time I wouldn't recommend it the other 10% of the time its so amazing working with people you're close with.

[Anonymous No.7863953]

>>7863273
>I dunno who amy is though
Oh boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uPOGxUtZvk

[Anonymous No.7863957]

>>7863319
http://www.northjersey.com/news/chef-s-suicide-occurred-days-after-restaurant-sale-1.925066?page=all

[Anonymous No.7863999]

>>7856860
BASED AMY

AMY I LOVE YOU MEOW MEOW

[Anonymous No.7864013]

Which ep was the guy who took his son's inheritance to open a burger or pizza restaurant?

[Anonymous No.7864059]

>>7864013
see >>7856849

[Anonymous No.7864119]

>>7863291
WHERE'S DA MUSHROOMS
I LIKE MUSHROOMS ON THE BURGER

[Anonymous No.7864245]

>>7856858

[Anonymous No.7864320]

>>7856849
don't forget the petty, bat-shit crazy wife

[Anonymous No.7864369]

>>7856858
Why hasn't this been outed as a money laundering operation yet?

>Mobster marries crazy bitch and lets her run the restaurant
>He insists on handling all the transactions because the place only exists to move drug money
>Fires employees after a month because they catch on

[Anonymous No.7864443]

>>7856860
>one day we will have a human kid

hahahaha

[Anonymous No.7864446]

>>7862466
They actually came back on top and have a side menu of their old dishes
The restaurant is doing well but the tough girl daughter is doing time cause drug dealing
I was genuinely surprised too
http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2013/02/us-season-6-yannis-greek-restaurant.html

[Anonymous No.7864450]

>>7864369
Sammy got deported, so that's cool :^)

[Anonymous No.7864460]

>>7864450
Oh shit, that actually went though?

[Anonymous No.7864461]

So why did the show get cancelled? Was it low ratings, or was Gordon just sick of it?

Hotel Hell a shit in comparison.

[Anonymous No.7864466]

>>7864461
Gordon was pretty much bored of it, yea
He's planning to do the F word in America tho so I'm pretty hyped

[Anonymous No.7864467]

>>7856860
>AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING

[Anonymous No.7864468]

>>7864466
>He's planning to do the F word in America tho so I'm pretty hyped

On what Network? Because I watched a few episodes and it's chill as fuck, I don't imagine that'd be good on Fox.

[Anonymous No.7864470]

>>7856874
Dear god, that episode is one of the ones that pissed me off the most. She was so fucking smug and the way they all just effortlessly coordinated a lie together to accuse Gordon of planting the mouse really made my skin crawl. Then, to just get super salty and ignore everybody when a dinner service went well. Human trash.

[Anonymous No.7864471]

>>7864468
Beats, check out his newest AMA: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4qfwoo/hi_guys_its_gordon_ramsay_back_for_another_ama/
And honestly yea, it's probably gonna be downgraded into yet another drama fest, still a new show is better than nothing tho

[Anonymous No.7864472]

>>7863964
what else would you like to watch? The literal video everyone is referencing? Shut yer yapper faggot

[Anonymous No.7864478]

REMINDER THAT GORDON IS A STRAIGHT SAVAGE:
"So, casu marzu is a very strong cheese. If she's not a very adventurous eater, I don't think she's going to be too keen having maggots in her mouth. But, I don't want to just talk about your willy.
Here's the thing. In order to get these taste buds moving faster, have a bit of fun with this. Blindfold her, and have some fun with spooning her some sort of strange, awkward, sexy foods, and you'll see that confidence fly in a way that she'll get so much more exciting with all flavors. But blindfold her, have some fun with it, and play with it. You'll see she'll get more adventurous."
Dude was asking about maggot cheese and Gordon assblasted him out of existence

[Anonymous No.7864494]

>>7864478
>But, I don't want to just talk about your willy.
Fucking kek

The thing I like about him is that he's a straight savage in the kitchen. But he's tender and caring to people who try outside the kitchen. Like if your grandma made him dinner, he'd probably be really sweet to her.

[Anonymous No.7864496]

I think the worst kitchen has got to be that Indian restaurant in New York, though I think he covered it in the UK version. I just remember there being roaches in the basement where they kept the food and at one point he yells at the chef "TOUCH THE WALL. TOUCH IT, YOU DIRTY PIG!" It's my favorite angry Gordon scene of any show he's done.

[Anonymous No.7864508]

>>7856994
>he makes the waitress write down a recipe for ravioli dough off the top of his head and give it to the chef
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.7864516]

>>7858440
I remember one of her excuses was that one of her cats gave birth.

Anyway, what's a good episode to watch? I probably stopped watching the US after S3, so anything after would be good.

[Anonymous No.7864519]

The absolute worst was first or second season, Indian restaurant called Dillon's I think in NYC.

Location where they were paying like a billion dollars a month for rent, serving 1/10 food full of rotten produce and roaches.

2/3 of everything in the freezer is rotten, against code, or is roaches. There was never another episode even close.

[Anonymous No.7864523]

>>7864519
That's the one. Totally agree. >>7864496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxGPgzDIwk

[Anonymous No.7864555]

Who the fuck watches this show? You must be fucking retarded if you get pleasure out of watching this garbage! While your watching this Gordon wackfest, i'm banging my 9/10 wife and cooking her a steak to die for. Put that on your damn show.

[Anonymous No.7864568]

>>7864555
(You)

[Anonymous No.7864572]

>forgot about masterched australia season 8
>have to download 50 episodes

[Spoiler !G06lKU6JL. No.7864582]

>>7864523
Can watch right now but is that the one where Gordon found the rotten tomato and they had cut around the rot to serve it?

[Anonymous No.7864882]

>>7863967
The ones with Molly O'Brien.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hana_Hatae

[Anonymous No.7864893]

>>7864568
thats a rod not a pole

[Anonymous No.7864919]

>>7864893
blame the one that made the meme, i only stole it

[Anonymous No.7864936]

>>7862891
What does this even mean?

[Anonymous No.7864978]

>>7864523
Well *that's* interesting. Dillons doesn't show up on the episode list for Kitchen Nightmares USA on Channel 4 in the UK.

[Anonymous No.7865122]

>>7864978
The guy sued Ramsey and the show saying it ruined him.

It got tossed out years ago, though.

[Anonymous No.7865366]

>>7859822
That's kinda pathetic

[Anonymous No.7866290]

>>7857110
Every time thats posted I get hungry. That looks delicious

[Anonymous No.7866291]

>>7864245
Kek

[Anonymous No.7866556]

>>7865122
Yeah, but I can't even find a reference to it in the UK. Which suggests some sort of Super Injunction. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.7866575]

>>7866556
That's pretty pathetic with you guys.

You can't even report on Elton John's husband having a 3 some without him.

[Anonymous No.7866576]

>>7856941
that was my choice as well

[Anonymous No.7866630]

Good thread

[Anonymous No.7866658]

>>7866575
UK libel law is the envy of rich Americans.

[Anonymous No.7866684]

>>7856844
I miss the eternal kitchen nightmares streaming channel we had. :(

[Anonymous No.7866792]

>>7866658
Thank God they don't have it.

Gotta' love the land of the free, m8.

[Anonymous No.7867590]

>>7862121
Worst Kitchen was the Indian place

literal retards cooking literal rotten food.

[Anonymous No.7867606]

Do you guys think that Gordon Ramsay cheated on his wife with a new woman whenever he went to a new location on Kitchen Nightmares?


He already had that 11 year long affair. Surely there was more.

[Anonymous No.7868103]

>>7864471
>The guy has turned into a pussycat now, and Australia loves him.

Can Gordon go five minutes without bantering?

[Anonymous No.7868105]

>>7857101

Ramsay's brother is a homeless smack addict so he has a soft spot for that shit

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1211723/Pictured-Gordon-Ramsays-homeless-brother-Ronnie-sleeping-rough-street.html

[Anonymous No.7868544]

DONALD TRUMP NAMEDROPPED

[Anonymous No.7868552]

>>7868544
Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.7868557]

>>7867606
It's hard to think he cheats considering how much PR he does with his wife and children, but I believe. He is charming and women probably throw himself at him frequently. You can always tell he is always nicer to attractive women on the show.

[Anonymous No.7868836]

>>7866556

They changed the name of the restaurant in the episode. Maybe the episode list refers to the new name?

[Anonymous No.7868842]

>>7868836
No I just think it's missing; there's only 9 episodes listed for Season 1.

[Anonymous No.7869509]

>>7866290
Just get a frozen pizza instead, it's better than that shit

[Anonymous No.7869547]

AFAIK Amy and her husband also had a laundry/cleaning thing that got in trouble with the policy of for laundering money and not paying the workers. By far the worst, she shouldn't even have got a spot on the show,since it's clear from the get go that they're not interested in improving or listening to Gordon.
Best was the second or third episode of the UK version, the alcoholic guy seems to be actually good, as long as he manages to free himself from the alcoholism

[Anonymous No.7871553]

Do people say this show is scripted as in they feed them lines? I had the impression that they seek out the craziest, on the edge of insanity people, have Gordon antognize them, and the drama in the show practically writes itself.

[Anonymous No.7871587]

Worst one I ever saw was from a short lived show he did called Great British Nightmares that is almost identical to Kitchen Nightmares UK.

The place is called the Dovecot Restaurant and the guy was serving duck with orange sauce made out of orange squash, and vacuum packed lamb shanks that didn't need refridgerating and had a shelf life measured in years.

Full episode here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHH-EIP2As4

[Anonymous No.7871591]

>>7871587
Great British Nightmares was a 2 episode special done for a cooking week thing on the BBC.

[Anonymous No.7871594]

>>7871587
This WAS an episode of kitchen nightmares UK, or at least that's how it was branded in the US. I've seen this one on the ol' BBC America.

[Anonymous No.7871595]

If you like this watch Hotel Hell
>Comfy Ramsay voiceovers/demeanor like in UK Kitchen Nightmares
>Finds some horrifying shit in some of these places
>Still have disaster kitchens
>If shit is just fucked and the owners are cunts he slowly gets back to chimpout Gordon

Watch "Town's Inn, Part 1/Part 2" and you will be hooked

[Anonymous No.7871596]

>>7871595
Oh and he is actually pretty fucking successful
http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2013/06/hotel-hell-open-or-closed.html

[Anonymous No.7873247]

>>7856849
Apparently there is a lot more to the story there than the show covered.

https://thelilianblog.wordpress.com/2011/11/06/burger-kitchen-on-kitchen-nightmares-exposed/

[Anonymous No.7873304]

>>7867606
Truly he was trained in the french fashion.

[Anonymous No.7873316]

>>7856858
>>7856860
>>7864369
Why did they even sign up for the show?

[Anonymous No.7873317]

>>7873316
egomania

[Anonymous No.7873554]

>>7862122

He married a White woman.

[Anonymous No.7873678]

My favorite was Pantaleones.

[Anonymous No.7873691]

>>7864523
He sticks his hands in some nasty shit, oh my God.

First time seeing the show.

[Anonymous No.7873713]

>>7864936

He's probably a NEET so don't pay attention to him

[Anonymous No.7873816]

>>7855595
Just watched that episode from season 1 of the US show featuring that french chef in California. Holy shit was that guy insufferable.

[Anonymous No.7873988]

Chappy is the worst of the worst.

[Anonymous No.7874005]

>>7856922
the old-school europeans part cracks me the fuck up, he's so full of shit

[Anonymous No.7874026]

>>7873988
He's cute atleast.

[Anonymous No.7874040]

I remember an episode that had these two twin manbabies who made shitty meatballs.

They were pretty bad

[Anonymous No.7874088]

>>7874040
WE'VE GOT HOMEMADE MEATBALLS!
Fucking Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

[Anonymous No.7874251]

>>7871587
I just love how that guy does not give a single fuck at all

[Anonymous No.7874317]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9b-S7rAeyc
#3 is great, those beans man

[Anonymous No.7874397]

>>7864467
Kek

[Anonymous No.7874414]

>>7871587
that guy clearly has some mental issues or mild autism

Why are there korean subtitles? Is ramsay popular there?

[Anonymous No.7874440]

>>7863255
Got link for full episodes senpai?

[Anonymous No.7874442]

>>7874440
disregard my post

i'm fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.7874522]

>>7856941
Fucking refried beans in a garbage can. Re used menu. Boyfriend of the daughter legitimately pissed because the dad charged it all on credit cards. Yeah fuck burger kitchen Fiesta sunrise had a worse owner.

[Anonymous No.7874567]

>>7866556
YouTube is your friend

[Anonymous No.7874589]

>>7864523
Was this the one with like a gorillion managers that were mostly useless? God that place was like watching 9-11 happen all over again.

[Anonymous No.7876180]

>>7856996
I met Fred Phelps's daughter once face to face. Believe me, it's not entertaining in person. It's not funny. It's just insanity and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.7877036]

>>7871595
I love Hotel Hell, but what the fuck is up with it's schedule? They had like 3 new episodes this month, then all of a sudden it's gone.

[Anonymous No.7877109]

>that american woman cooking soul food

So fucking comfy, best episode ever

[Anonymous No.7877110]

>>7877109
Is that the black woman trying to make soul food a thing in the UK?

[Anonymous No.7877119]

>>7877110
Yeah, who has the restaurant that looks like a living room. Gordon finished his plate and walked to the kitchen like a kid asking their mum for seconds.

It was pretty funny too, all that moonwalk shit and stuff

[Anonymous No.7877134]

>>7874040
Those guys had a hole in the wall pizza place.

Realistically all they needed was good pizza because who the fuck buys meatball sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.7877149]

>>7874040
And they solved all their problems by beating the shit out of each other

[Anonymous No.7877530]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG4wm754JHQ

Fucking wops man

[Anonymous No.7877570]

>>7855595
The vegan restaurant on Paris.
The owner clearly didn't gave a fucking damn, never worked during the day, only the evening, barely listened to anyone, and ended up abandoning the restaurant to her father who paid for everything.

I'm still 100% mad about it. What a spoiled bitch.


And there's also Amy's Baking Company, but these are legit insane, not lazy.

[Anonymous No.7877575]

>>7856996
I heard the cakes are very good.
But they only care about what they like, so the cakes are good, but everything else is shit.

[Anonymous No.7877576]

I remember when we prank called Amy's Bakery a bunch asking for Battletoads. Fucking great shit

[Anonymous No.7877584]

>>7877570
I keep hearing that she became a whore, is that true?

[Anonymous No.7877587]

>>7877584
I've been reading the thread since, apparently it's explained here : http://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2011/05/uk-season-5-episode-2-piccolo-teatro.html
Quoting directly :
>Rachel went on to become a hooker, yes you are reading that correct

Welp. She got it coming by being a lazy bitch.

[Anonymous No.7877589]

>>7877587
I read that she was actually a prostitute DURING the show and that's why she was always late.

[Anonymous No.7877591]

>>7877587
HAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

in good news though

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/33668/Working-for-Gordon-s-a-dream

[Anonymous No.7877594]

>>7877589
DoYouHaveASingleFactToBackThatUpJCDenton.jpg

[Anonymous No.7877600]

>>7877591
>“The head chef, Stuart Gillies, then offered me a permanent job. Gordon was there and was just smiling. I was totally delighted.”
>Gordon was there and was just smiling
D'aaaaaaaaw.

[Anonymous No.7877604]

>>7877600
Remember kids, if you're lazy you'll """choose""" to be a whore, but if you work hard, you'll work for Gordon fucking Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.7877605]

Wait...
So you guys mean that the show isn't phony?

[Anonymous No.7877618]

>>7877604
>He was a right flirt, showing as much interest in impressing me as sorting out the kitchen. Every time we went for a drink or took time off he'd be leering - or moaning about something, she added.
>After Rachel sold her eatery in the court she took a flat at Montparnasse.
>I enjoy sex and was turned on by the idea of selling my body for money, so it wasn't much of a hassle, said Rachel.
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.7877624]

>>7877618
>Ramsay
>getting turned on by anything that isn't a 5/7 piece of steak with mustard sauce

[Anonymous No.7877767]

>>7862131
Why did shut down?

[Anonymous No.7877783]

>>7856922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

[Anonymous No.7877815]

>>7868557
>gordon ramsay
>charming
harharharharharhar

[Anonymous No.7877822]

>>7877815
Hi, my brit friend.

[Anonymous No.7877833]

>>7877815
He's rich and famous, so yes, he's charming.

[Anonymous No.7877896]

>>7877815
>rich
>famous
>calm and chill as fuck
>legendary cook
He is charming, anon.

[Anonymous No.7877900]

>>7877896
>legendary cook
>meanwhile I'm still over there trying to figure out why that meat I'm trying to cook has so much water and how I can get rid of it

[Anonymous No.7877928]

>>7877900
Does the packaging say that it has added water? Cheap meat often has the weight padded with water.

[Anonymous No.7877938]

>>7877928
Well, it certainly was cheap, but the package itself has no water. Everything's in the meat, the moment I start cooking it, it comes out.

Shit, I shouldn't be cheap with food.

[Anonymous No.7877942]

>>7877938
What meat is it?

[Anonymous No.7877947]

>>7877942
Loose minced meat. Not steak.

[Anonymous No.7877948]

How many episodes are there where the restaurant owners are incapable of taking feedback like Amy and Samy? Was that a one-off extreme?

[Anonymous No.7877955]

>>7877947
More heat, smaller batches bro

[Anonymous No.7877957]

>>7877947

Yeah, cheap minced/ground meat often contains a lot of tiny watery little bits.

It's also possible that the pan was overcrowded and/or the heat was too low, but that's an unlikely noob mistake if you consider yourself a "legendary cook"

[Anonymous No.7877961]

>>7877948
Usually, every episode has the owner having trouble taking criticism, but that's mostly because Ramsay is quite antagonistic about it and doesn't sugarcoat at all.
But most often, they end up shutting up and listening to him once they understand he knows what he's talking about and isn't shouting at them just for fun.
Another exception is that Chappy fat bastard.

>>7877955
>>7877957
I'm far from being legendary, and since I use electrical hobs, I tend to undercook things since I'm scared of them burning.

[Anonymous No.7877989]

>>7877036
Maybe Gordon took some time off because his wife had a miscarriage.

[Anonymous No.7877993]

>>7877989
She did? Oh man, what a shame.

[Anonymous No.7878000]

>>7877993
>>7877989
>"YOU UNDERCOOKED IT YOU DONKEY. IT'S FUCKING RAW"

[Anonymous No.7878005]

>>7864523
Non-cropped version http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1cq5k1_kitchen-nightmares-us-s01e02-dillons_tv

[Anonymous No.7878021]

>>7877961
>I'm far from being legendary, and since I use electrical hobs, I tend to undercook things since I'm scared of them burning.

Water in the pan is a sign that the heat is too low, or that there is too much food in the pan. You don't want to boil the food it its own juices. You want to fry it.

[Anonymous No.7878024]

>>7878021
Okay, I'll turn on the heat next time.

Also, should I get a lid to fry stuff?

[Anonymous No.7878027]

>>7878024
nnnnnnooooo?

Not if your problem is too much water

[Anonymous No.7878032]

>>7873317

They said in the episode they wanted Ramsay to say the food is good to show "the haters" they're wrong.

[Anonymous No.7878033]

>>7878027
Just asking. I've been to use a lid to avoid having oil or butter jumping out of the pan, but I'm afraid the lid would keep water in.

[Anonymous No.7878042]

>>7878033
>but I'm afraid the lid would keep water in.

Correct. Leave the lid off for things like this.

>>oil or butter jumping out of the pan
Fat doesn't jump out of the pan on its own. It only splatters if you get moisture into it. Therefore, make sure that your food is DRY before you put it into the pan. Wipe off any marinade you used. Pat meats and veggies dry with a towel or something before you put it in the pan. Do that and you'll never have to worry about splatter.

[Anonymous No.7878043]

>>7878033
>but I'm afraid the lid would keep water in
You would be correct.

The way to deal with oil jumping out of the pan is to lay things in the pan away from you so the oil doesn't splash on you, and then clean your fucking kitchen when you're done cooking.

[Anonymous No.7878054]

>>7878042
>>7878043
Okay, thanks a lot.

Man, now I'm waiting this evening eagerly. I'm gonna make awesome stuff.

[Anonymous No.7878058]

>>7878054
Your positivity is making me feel bad about being snarky with you.

[Anonymous No.7878060]

>>7864555
>Having a wife
>Posting on 4chan

Pick one

[Anonymous No.7878064]

>>7878058
I know I often ask stupid question because I don't know any better. I appreciate honest help nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.7878113]

>>7877618
> He totally wanted to bang me
> That's why he took me to the fucking moulin rouge, with my goddamn based father

Delusional whore.

On another note, are there any other episodes where Gordon tackles French restaurants? Of course, the French version of the show with Phillipe Etchebest doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.7878204]

>>7878113
It doesn't count even for us French. Only Ramsay is good. That bald bastard ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.7878218]

>>7878204
Oh, I'm French, and absolutely agree. Cool bike though.

[Anonymous No.7878386]

>>7878204
>>7878218
What's wrong with him?
I only saw one episode, his food seems decent.

[Anonymous No.7878396]

>>7878386
He's a copycat. Instead of trying to be original, he's copying Ramsay and Kitchen Nightmare's format instead of trying something original.

[Anonymous No.7878453]

>>7863953
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.7878454]

>>7877575
Their cakes were store brought from what I've heard

[Anonymous No.7878487]

>>7878386
He's not Ramsay. I could sugarcoat or nitpick, or make up stupid shit like >>7878396 with no notion of what a brand is. But his main fault really is that he's not Ramsay.
He has a different kind of talk too. While Ramsay is more about finding creative ways to call your mother a whore, Etchebest seems more like the kind to shouldertackle the lazy untalented hack out of you. It's a different style, that the network tried to make look similar. The end result is less over the top.

That's just talking about Etchebest as a show host however. As a chef, I have absolutely nothing against him, and would love to eat at his restaurant.

[Anonymous No.7878525]

>>7877109
What episode?

[Anonymous No.7879004]

>>7878525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsJRlPiEVw

Here's the clip.

[Anonymous No.7879189]

>>7859822
>cute waitresses

What about cute owners? I want Lisa to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.7879221]

>>7879189
You could probably get Rachel to sit on your face for €50

[Anonymous No.7879239]

>>7878000
Trips of hellbound keks.

[Anonymous No.7879247]

>>7879221
I hope he enjoys the smell of fish.

[Anonymous No.7879250]

>>7879247
Fish isn't vegan, anon.

[Anonymous No.7879256]

>>7879247
He should be more concerned about the possibility of contracting AIDS from someone who's fucked a BR chef.

>claims they're "friends" and will "talk later"
>he clearly doesn't respect her
>only goes to work to banter with cute owner
>she's a whore

[Anonymous No.7879457]

>>7878042
>>7878043
Okay, I just tried that. To turn on the heat.
Worked like a charm, all the water was gone, and damn it was fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.7879462]

>>7865366
It's the same reason I go to restaurants.

[Anonymous No.7879472]

Purnima AKA Dillons Lounge

>>7856849

Or this one.

>WAAAAYGEEEW BAEF MAET BUST BAEF IN DA WOWLD I RECKON GOBBLE ME NOCKAS AND SMACK ME WIFF A HAMMAH ISSS GUUUUD

[Anonymous No.7879476]

>>7879472
What?

[Anonymous No.7879493]

>>7878033
Use a deeper pan, or a pot.
You can also get a splatter screen.

[Anonymous No.7879516]

>>7864446
>>7862466

this shit is already giving me the feels like 5 minutes in

[Anonymous No.7879535]

>>7862466
>the pita was good

[Anonymous No.7879579]

>>7856849
I legitimately feel bad for Ramsay and having to deal with this shit, literally everyone (except maybe the original chef) is hate-able

[Anonymous No.7879585]

>>7879476
The general manager was some tosspot that loved to over-exaggerate about the awful food.

>>7879516
>That chef that was overburdened in Season one episode 4 of Hotel hell
>Passed out from dehydration
>Gordon helped him and he burst into tears

>That lady cooking soul food
>Gordon actually loved the food and complimented both of them
>Tears of joy

[Anonymous No.7879590]

>>7856849
>stole money from his son
What?

[Anonymous No.7879593]

>tfw a donkey says elk has a bite to it

[Anonymous No.7879606]

>>7879593
>tfw a fucking limey doesn't have the palate to appreciate the refined tastes of my world-class elk quesadillas

[Anonymous No.7879643]

>>7879590
He stole $250,000 of his son's inheritance from his Australian mobster grandpa.

[Anonymous No.7879649]

>>7879643
WHAT

[Anonymous No.7879713]

>>7856922
>self taught
>by someone else
every time

[Anonymous No.7879723]

>>7859792
Just watch the UK series, or Master Chef Jr for Ramsay Comfiness. The US series is for madness.

[Anonymous No.7879738]

>>7879649

Read:
>>7873247

[Anonymous No.7879880]

>>7879004
l like how their youtube channel calls the based UK version 'classic kitchen nightmares'

[Anonymous No.7879884]

>>7879516
>>7879585
i can't tell if i love or hate the feels episodes

[Anonymous No.7879978]

>>7856922

that's this episode btw, for anyone else who couldn't tell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb4uCmfe98U

[Anonymous No.7880121]

Does Amy have her own frozen meals in stores now? I was at the store once and I saw a frozen food brand named Amy's and I think they mentioned once that they have it now.

[Anonymous No.7880133]

https://youtu.be/zoIs_QhDieE
> Look, matey, I know a dead lobster when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
>Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

[Anonymous No.7880497]

>>7879516
>>7879516

http://socialcapitalreview.org/seattle-kitchen-nightmares-family-now-faces-greater-test/

Apparently the younger sister Alyse had a history of drug abuse, relapsed and she's now imprisoned for assaulting someone who let them stay at their house and who wanted to kick her out for smoking crack.

I just hope poor Tariya is holding up ;_;
No wonder she was always crying, during that episode, the dad was too proud to change his ways, she took the flak from every customer unsatisfied with the food, she knew the business wasn't doing well, and her younger tough sister has a drug problem.

I didn't want these feels.

[Anonymous No.7880500]

>>7880497
I came here to laugh at bad cooks getting slammed.
Not for feels.

[Anonymous No.7880750]

>>7862466
i'm at the yelp page of this place and it honestly looks good as fuck now.

[Anonymous No.7881198]

>>7880121
no, that's something else. it's like a vegetarian brand, it's actually really good

[Anonymous No.7881201]

>>7880497

legalize drugs now

[Anonymous No.7881216]

>>7857110
>2.26 MB .png

[Anonymous No.7881239]

>>7855595
Every single episode of this show is shit. Gordon Ramsay is a smug, annoying fuck who thinks he can tell people what to do when really english chefs are the worst of the world

[Anonymous No.7881247]

>>7881239
Hello Amy.

[Anonymous No.7881249]

>>7881247
you can make jokes if you want but you know i'm right...At least this show would've had more credibility if the chef was ANY other nationality than fucking bong

[Anonymous No.7881254]

>>7881249
Sure thing, Ami.

[Anonymous No.7881284]

>>7881254
is it amy or ami? Make up your mind you fuck

[Anonymous No.7881296]

>>7881284
Nice repartee, Amee.

[Anonymous No.7881300]

>>7881296
shut up Aimee

[Anonymous No.7881306]

>>7862466
crying sister is qt

[Anonymous No.7881430]

>>7877815

>the way he talks with the qt young waitresses

he probably could get (or gets) laid a lot

[Anonymous No.7881598]

>>7881239
>Gordon Ramsay
>English

[Anonymous No.7881613]

>>7881239
You being super wrong about Ramsay's nationality reminded me of this moment in Masterchef.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds63tsJscK0

And then the related videos lead me to this adorable moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pczVIttqnNM

[Anonymous No.7881620]

>>7881613
I don't understand anything they say.
Can't they speak French?

[Anonymous No.7881625]

>>7881613
Is Ramsay cute?

[Anonymous No.7881630]

>>7881625
Would you be happy or disappointed if it turned out he preferred to make love to you instead of fuck you like a slut?

[Anonymous No.7881635]

>>7881630
Shit I should have said fuck you raw that would have been funnier.

[Anonymous No.7881639]

>>7881630
Happy, no homo.

[Anonymous No.7881696]

>>7856849
I still can't believe that episode wasn't staged, it was straight out of a Lifetime special
>That part when reading his dairy and he has an epiphany

[Anonymous No.7881718]

>>7881696

>reading his dairy

[Anonymous No.7881783]

>>7881696
>reading his dairy

[Anonymous No.7881784]

>>7881598
what is he then?

>>7881430
>>7881613
>>7881625
>>7881620
>>7881630
>>7881639
Hmmmm so that's what's this thread is about. A concentration of poofs who would like to taste Ramsay's small sausage

[Anonymous No.7881953]

>>7881784
What do you think it tastes like?

[Anonymous No.7881991]

>>7881784
Hello Ami.

[Anonymous No.7882593]

>>7859792
Most feels heavy Ramsay right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaopBzMmjYY

[Anonymous No.7883471]

>>7882593
I want screaming Gordon back, I don't know how to deal with this version.

[Anonymous No.7883499]

>>7883471
So you basically want a blind Gordon forced to walk barefoot on legos?

[Anonymous No.7883512]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuYLjxmaNBE

best episode

shes still doing good too despite being shtu down

[Anonymous No.7883580]

>>7883471
unfortunately, masterchef, in every country it seems, is not a yell and belittle show

its a comfy family show, which i don't like

[Anonymous No.7883596]

>>7855595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-GQcsqSsI

[Anonymous No.7883606]

>>7881613
>Wog hasn't heard of a sausage roll and has never had haggis
how can he seriously be judging a food show?

[Anonymous No.7883726]

>>7883596
>Doesn't want to be at the birth of his children.
Well I wouldn't either if I was fucking a piece on the side.

[Anonymous No.7883782]

>>7864443
This part makes no sense..

[Anonymous No.7883794]

>>7883782
Amy believes her "sons" (actually three cats) are reincarnations.

[Anonymous No.7883889]

>>7883794
I would believe it if Amy turns out to have schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.7883896]

>>7883512
no dramatic music and swears are not censored, i cant watch this shit

[Anonymous No.7883920]

>finished the UK one
>don't wanna start the US one because I have the feeling it will be too americanised

I can deal with the censor I guess, but does Gordon narrate? I don't want some yank telling me what's what like I was born yesterday. How bad is it bros?

[Anonymous No.7883935]

>>7856994
Im so fuckin Jealous of that kid. Im a line chef at 12/hr and at 5:50 of part 2 the owner basically says I gave you a free restaurant, why didn't you take it!

[Anonymous No.7883937]

>>7883920
Really really bad.

[Anonymous No.7883945]

>>7881613
I can't believe I fell for Gordon's fake out in that second video. Brilliant, good on her.

[Anonymous No.7883952]

>>7883937
Why is there so many seasons compared to UK then? Feels bad

[Anonymous No.7883986]

>>7883952
Because Americans will watch anything so the studios have no incentive to not run franchises into the ground to milk every last penny out. That's why Masterchef USA is still running even though two of the judges have left and been replaced by one unlikeable pastry chef.

[Anonymous No.7884071]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XA3JAA4YsQ
>they made a vegetarian kill a bird to cook it

madmen

[Anonymous No.7884202]

>>7856849

[Anonymous No.7885341]

>>7883606
He shills Hellmann's products. And he's a joke here in italy, he goes to italian cooking shows speaking broken italian like a fuckin' retard.