/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7825644]

post what you're eating ITT

[Anonymous No.7825653]

[Anonymous No.7825664]

Manzanilla olives straight out of the jar.

[Anonymous No.7825668]

>>7825644
WTF. I HATE fucking paper cups full of dressing. Button mushrooms are the worst mushroom. That just looks like plate that will make your Asshole rip the nastiest farts. The kind that linger and stink up an entire room. KYS

[Anonymous No.7825679]

[Anonymous No.7825683]

>>7825664
keeping it classy

[Anonymous No.7825693]

nothing exciting really, just a few chicken thighs and some veges

[Anonymous No.7825709]

>>7825683
Finished the jar. Also drank the juice. Not proud but I don't regret it.

[Anonymous No.7825812]

>>7825693
i hate blurry pics of food

[Anonymous No.7825892]

[Anonymous No.7826108]

>>7825892
Is that cheese sauce or mustard? Either way, there's barely any of it compared to the chilli.

[Anonymous No.7826117]

>>7825644

>1200 calories of ranch dressing

[Anonymous No.7826130]

>>7825892

I don't get it. Does your mom buy all your food for you, maybe sending you am email or text on her way home to ask what kind of garbage you want to eat in front of your computer each night?

I'f you're actually leaving the house for every single meal just to pick up fast food/gas station food, why not get something good, or maybe learn to use your kitchen?

[Anonymous No.7826140]

[Anonymous No.7826488]

>>7825892
looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.7826499]

>>7826140
pizza that looks like that is so depressing

[Anonymous No.7826500]

[Anonymous No.7826501]

>>7826500
what is that in the center? poop? coprophile?

[Anonymous No.7826502]

>>7825812
sorry I don't have a smartphone atm, thats my webcam

[Anonymous No.7826504]

>>7826501
bottom is sirloin steak, on it are three mushrooms stacked like a snowman.

[Anonymous No.7827818]

>>7825679

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty meal on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.7827828]

>>7825644
Whats up white boi

[Anonymous No.7827880]

Rosemary & Garlic Rack of Lamb with a smokey sweet potato purée

[Anonymous No.7827932]

>>7825892

>detoilet

[Anonymous No.7828020]

>>7827880
Sounds nice, what goes into the puree?

[Anonymous No.7828024]

>>7827828
omg lol i almost spilled my purple drank. you showed him, darkie!

[Anonymous No.7828135]

Vichyssoise that I made last night.

[Anonymous No.7828231]

>>7828020

For the purée:
Rendered bacon set aside the meat
Sweat 1 onion w/ S&P
Added 3 baked sweet potatoes no skin
In blender I had some half n half and parsley then added what was in pot then blend.
Strained through fine mesh strainer back into pot with butter, 1 whole lemon zest and half a lemon juice.

It was ok

[Anonymous No.7828967]

>>7826130
this seems pretty accurate..took the words right out of my mouth anon

[Anonymous No.7828978]

>>7827818
Good ol pasta

[Anonymous No.7829112]

>>7825892

[Anonymous No.7829116]

Freedom

[Anonymous No.7829187]

>>7825892
You're an enigma

[Anonymous No.7829201]

>>7827880
That plate is hilarious and I want it. Also, looks tasty

[Anonymous No.7829229]

Do you lads wanna know what this disgusting bowl contains?

I ate it all btw , drunk at 4AM browsing 4chan

[Anonymous No.7829268]

>>7829229
looks like mayo, bbq sauce? french dressing? wtf were you eating bro

[Anonymous No.7829276]

>>7829268
I think there's some honey in there too.

[Anonymous No.7829282]

[Anonymous No.7829287]

>>7829276
I thought that was sweet and sour sauce

[Anonymous No.7829288]

>>7829268
Rice mixed with 2% fat yogurt

Toppings:
BBQ sauce
Mayo
Sweet & Sour sauce
Thousand Island Dressing
French Dressing

You found some of them

>>7829276
No honey , it would become a THICC mix as the honey we have over here in Southern Europe is a bit too natural

[Anonymous No.7829289]

>>7829282

[Anonymous No.7829295]

>>7829268
>>7829287
>>7829288
I nailed 4/5 of the toppings

[Anonymous No.7829308]

I forgot to pick up crackers so I'll be eating it straight out of the cup. it makes an almost bearable dinner I guess

[Anonymous No.7829319]

>>7829308
an ebony woman! show ass please.

[Anonymous No.7829324]

>>7825644
Are those mushrooms fucking raw? You know they're inedible like that, right?

>>7825644
Just finished cooking this.

[Anonymous No.7829327]

>>7829324
>That plain boring ass rice
meh

[Anonymous No.7829328]

>>7829324
>raw mushrooms are inedible
LOL
go back to school little girl.

[Anonymous No.7829333]

I'm following this recipe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST_oMoaXCNg

[Anonymous No.7829338]

>>7829327
It's got butter in it.

>>7829328
http://www.prevention.com/health/health-experts/ask-dr-weil-it-true-you-should-never-eat-mushrooms-raw

They won't kill you, but you get literally nothing out of eating them raw.

[Anonymous No.7829341]

>>7829328
I'll fuck you

[Anonymous No.7829342]

>>7829333
I can't believe he does one take for this shit.
>Little bit of cilantro
>puts a complete fuckload on

[Anonymous No.7829347]

>>7829333
Isn't that the moron that serves fucking raw chicken?

[Anonymous No.7829351]

>>7829338
>prevention.com
hur durr, those are different kinds of mushrooms you pleb.

[Anonymous No.7829359]

>>7829351
>those are different kinds of mushrooms

[Anonymous No.7829360]

>>7829347
JOOSY

[Anonymous No.7829368]

>>7829333

>record scratch
>you're probably wondering how i got here...w-wait
>window closing in 3 seconds...

[Anonymous No.7829377]

>>7829347
I vaguely remember a video of his where he was cooking chicken breasts and said they were done after like 5 minutes in the pan which was total bullshit. Did he actually make raw chicken to serve people?

[Anonymous No.7829381]

>>7829377
I don't know, I've seen a clip of a fuck that looks just like him cutting open some obviously raw chicken and then acting as if it's cooked and taking a bite from it.

[Anonymous No.7829382]

>>7829359
He's right you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.7829390]

>>7829359
>Honestly thinks you cannot eat raw mushrooms
Go wash your boring dinner down with a glass of bleach.

[Anonymous No.7829394]

>>7829382
Please show me where he specifies which mushrooms are bad to eat raw. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.7829397]

>>7829390
I never said you couldn't, but why the fuck would you?

[Anonymous No.7829404]

>>7829397
Because of personal taste and recipes?!

[Anonymous No.7829407]

>>7829404
But the texture and taste is awful when raw. It's like chewing weak rubber.

[Anonymous No.7829411]

>>7829394
Morels

[Anonymous No.7829427]

>>7829407
>Admitting to having such a weak palate.
I bet you put cream and sugar in your coffee too.

[Anonymous No.7829434]

>>7829427
Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked. There are flavors that don't exist in the raw form. You're trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.7829441]

>>7829434
>Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked.
Not always. Up your flavor palate and stop being a pleb.

[Anonymous No.7829443]

>>7829441
Yes always.

[Anonymous No.7829453]

>>7829443
>Says the retard that until 15 minutes was adamant that mushrooms were toxic if consumed raw.

[Anonymous No.7829457]

>>7829453
This guy
>>7829443
>>7829434
Isn't me
>>7829407


>>7829453
I never said they were toxic, I said they were inedible. There's a difference. A major one.

[Anonymous No.7829463]

>>7825892
are those covered in liquid crap? because chili sure as hell don't look like that.

[Anonymous No.7829476]

>>7829453
Nope. I'm not that guy. There goes your only argument. Oops!

[Anonymous No.7829484]

>>7829476
>Implying that's my only argument you uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.7829490]

>>7829453
Morels are toxic when uncooked. As are many other wild mushrooms. There are mushrooms other than the white button mushrooms your mom buys. Oh wait even those have hydrazines and should be cooked.

[Anonymous No.7829525]

>>7825892
none of them even recognize a chili cheeser with onions from kfc/a&w

[Anonymous No.7829556]

>>7825644
Laarb & Soup

[Anonymous No.7829567]

>>7829556

How are you meant to eat the chili peppers in a dish like that? Cut them up yourself and mix however many you want in with the laarb, or just occasionally take a bite out of one? It's something that's honestly always confused me about SE Asian food.

[Anonymous No.7829597]

>>7829288
Grossest shit I ever did saw

[Anonymous No.7829633]

I made tuna casserole for the first time. I looked up like three recipes and then just winged it with what I had. I, and the other adults, loved it! Turned out great. Put spinach in, used cheesy ruffles for the top. The kid took one look at it and refused to even try it. Oh well, looks like she is just going to wake up super early tomorrow morning and Hangry as hell tomorrow, again.

[Anonymous No.7829644]

Sippin' Dr, 'per

[Anonymous No.7829684]

>>7829633
>letting your kids go to bed hungry if they don't eat what you prepared.

Toptier parent. Would raise children with.

[Anonymous No.7829697]

>>7825892
You're a strange guy, man. I really hope I meet you some day

[Anonymous No.7829706]

>>7829684
What the hell else are you supposed to do? Drive to McDonald's at 3am because your little princess is hungry but can't stomach a can of baked beans? My daughter tried that ONCE and never again. If my kids are hungry outside of designated meal time, they have to make something themselves with their OWN ingredients. I make them three meals a day, I can't afford to have them digging through the fridge during snack time. I've already taught my daughter, 7, and son, 5, to hunt and field-dress small game. There was a lot of crying through the learning process but they got through it. Now my kids can nail a cat right between the eyes from 100 yards away. They also know to inspect the liver for any potential disease. You must raise your kids like they're living in a fucking castle in the clouds. When the first nukes fall, my kids will be ready, and they'll be raising their own families with the skills I taught them. Survival before fun. That's our family motto.

[Anonymous No.7829714]

>>7829457
explain difference, plzz.

[Anonymous No.7829716]

>>7829706
This sounds like some lame copy pasta, but you cam never be too sure with some retards.

[Anonymous No.7829719]

>>7829706
Oh my god I am so glad you were not my father.

[Anonymous No.7829727]

>>7829716
Just chalk it up to autism. If their reaction is that extrapolated, it's autism.

[Anonymous No.7829734]

>>7829714
Toxic means it will kill you dead if you eat it. Inedible just means not fit for consumption. Could be non-food things like a marble or whatever that will just pass through but otherwise won't make you sick. In the case of the mushrooms they're a little of both but you'd have to eat shit tons of the common supermarket variety to actually be poisoned from them. They're inedible in the sense that the body cannot digest raw mushrooms so you don't get any nutrition from them.

>>7829706
>making a fucking five year old field dress game
Jesus Christ anon, that is way too young. A kid doesn't have an adult sense of morality at that age. Should have waited till at least ten years old.

[Anonymous No.7829735]

>>7829633

Are you the same anon who just yesterday tried to make boxed mac and cheese for the first time and added the butter and milk directly to the water, and then proceeded to burn the cheese powder when you tried cooking it with the dry nooldes?

[Anonymous No.7829745]

>>7829734
Because "morality" will keep them alive in the upcoming nuclear civil war? I killed two birds with one stone teaching my kids this. The neighbor lady's cats stopped fucking around in my yard, and my kin learned to provide for themselves. After the shit hits the fan, your kids will be slaving away while my kids crack the whip above them.

[Anonymous No.7829755]

>>7825644

[Anonymous No.7829762]

>>7829745
I can think of at least five things that are far more important than being able to hunt for SHTF.

[Anonymous No.7829768]

>>7829567
both.
some people cut them up as they eat, some dip in sauce and take small bite. some dont eat at all like kid so I leave like this.

[Anonymous No.7829782]

>>7829762
I've already taught them other basic survival skills. Right now they're going through Minimal Supply/Preparation Survival. They've spent the back few nights sleeping in the dog house with a blanket of leaves. If our house gets destroyed in the hell fire, they very well might be forced to take shelter in a dog house. The main purpose of this lesson is to teach them to seek comfort in uncomfortable places. If you can't fall asleep in a cold, wet, small shelter, then you can't restore your energy, and you'll have a harder time surviving once the sun comes up. Are you teaching your children ANY survival techniques? With the way leftist socialists are trying to run things in this country, shit is going to fall apart real soon. My kids probably won't even know how to drive when the first round of nukes hit, and God knows I won't survive them. They'll be on there own, and my teachings will be the only thing propagating the human race. Sure my methods are harsh, sure they act like they hate me, but this is all for the best. Please tell me you care enough about your kids to at least give them basic survival skills.

[Anonymous No.7829890]

>>7829735
Um...no. Wtf?
>>7829684
If she is that hungry she will eat her dinner. I am not going to be one of those sucker parents making three different dinners for a bunch of Whiney spoiled kids. Fuck that. Bend to my will or suffer the consequences.

[Anonymous No.7829899]

>>7829890
What if they legitimately try it and hate it? I can think of at least three things my mother made that absolutely disgusted me. I never had the guts to say so though.

[Anonymous No.7829921]

>>7829899
If she tries a single bite of it, we can talk about it, but she goes to bed hungry 3 or 4 times a week, and most of the time she hardly glances at it, even if she excitedly helped me cook it. If there were specific things that she didn't like of course I would make allowances, but she's just being a spoiled brat. So she can be a spoiled hungry brat. I take pity on her by letting her have some milk before bed at least.
I really thought she would eat tonight, though. She loves noodles of all kinds, and there were motherfucking potato chips on them.

[Anonymous No.7829933]

>>7829921
A lot of it has to do with looks. How old is she? My little brother went through a few weird phases when he was little. Would eat fucking broccoli but couldn't stand pizza and mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.7829963]

>>7829890
#MakeParentingGreatAgain

If it were me, breakfast would be last night's dinner, too.
I was raised to always clean my plate and to never waste food. If I didn't eat it, my dad ate it.

[Anonymous No.7829981]

>>7829933
She is a pretty mature 4
>>7829963
I've thought about it, but it's a little too Mommy Dearest for me. I'd rather start the day of fresh, you know? I tried messing with presentation, but she is just so stubborn.

[Anonymous No.7829982]

Had some bruschetta and a few beers at a local restaurant, wasn't hungry enough for a full meal

[Anonymous No.7829994]

>>7829116
with the white hots got damn

[Anonymous No.7830004]

>>7829981
Sorry homie, but for me they're eating that or waiting until lunch at school. I'm not letting the child have the illusion of power in this relationship. We can be buddies, we can be pals, but at the end of the day I'm the parent and you'll do what I say.

[Anonymous No.7830015]

>>7829981
that ikea fork and dollar store minnie mouse placemat, bro

[Anonymous No.7830031]

>>7829981

Man, I'm so glad my parents knew how to cook and introduced me to different foods at a young age.

That still looks amazing compared to the anon who started a thread a couple days ago asking for ideas for instant ramen and at the end it turned out he was apparently serving it to small children.

[Anonymous No.7830060]

>>7829981
>4
Yeah she's just at that age. It should pass in a year or so if you don't give in. At least for the most part anyway. And I agree, making them eat it for breakfast is a bit much and will just make them hate the idea of the dish even more. Best thing to do is put the recipe on the back burner for a few months and pull it out again then.

[Anonymous No.7830318]

>>7830004
Hats cool. I am all for the idea of no surrender. But mine isn't in school yet, and she can really fuck of the dinamica of the house when she is in a mood. We will just have to suffer each other.
>>7830015
Mah nigga. Those IKEA eating utensils are bomb. They're even dishwasher safe. I use them sometimes for ice cream or cereal. Good for little ones who have a habit of chewing on stuff.
>>7830060
Yeah, I don't want eating to turn into a war, and then have every meal time be a source of stress. Breakfast and lunch is usually no problem, as cereal, eggs, sandwiches, bagels, this is all stuff she will eat, but if I put every recipe she wouldn't eat on the back burner, all I would be making for dinner is pasta, fries, or chicken tenders. Kid won't even eat mashed potatoes. Even with ketchup, there is no negotiation.

[Anonymous No.7830339]

>>7830318
>all I would be making for dinner is pasta, fries, or chicken tenders.
Well she'll knock it off eventually if you don't give in. Be strong anon and raise your daughter right, it's one of my dreams as well.

[Anonymous No.7830370]

>>7830339

You're dreaming of anons 4 year old daughter growing up strong and healthy? Sounds a tad nefarious.

[Anonymous No.7830378]

>>7830370
I'm sorry anon I'm tired. I meant having a daughter of my own and raising her right is one of my dreams.

[Anonymous No.7830383]

>>7830378

It was a joke.

[Anonymous No.7830431]

Cut some leftover french bread into slices and toasted it on one side with olive oil in my stainless steel, then topped it with a few spinach leaves and some raw sardines. Game out tastier than I was expecting for how little I put into it.

[Anonymous No.7830438]

this time without posting personal info like a retard

[Anonymous No.7830867]

>>7829994
They're just brauts, my man.

[Anonymous No.7831200]

[Anonymous No.7831214]

>>7829755
hey an actual interesting, underrated meal post.

[Anonymous No.7831223]

>>7831200
dude

I see you post all the time with that at that same computer screen, with the same ponka po.

But all you ever post is takeout or fast food. Why?
also get fucking avast you pleb.

[Anonymous No.7831239]

>>7831223
I like to show food I get, sometimes I show food I have. Like bean and cheese burritos or quesadiller.

[Anonymous No.7831272]

Needed to use up that spare peanut oil

[Anonymous No.7831291]

>>7828024
This is my favorite post in all of my 9 years on this fucking site.

[Anonymous No.7831294]

It's a pretty boring lunch. Guac, hummus, and chips.

[Anonymous No.7831307]

>>7831294
Did you make either the hummus or guacamole?

[Anonymous No.7831312]

>>7831307
Made the guac, but it's just avocado, lime juice, some pico de gallo, and sea salt. The hummus is premade pine nut hummus.

[Anonymous No.7831326]

>>7829116
>placing your fire arm next to food grease,humidity and carbon particulate


you don't deserve her

[Anonymous No.7831336]

>>7831326
>Not cleaning your firearms on a semi-regular basis.
>Complaining about carbon particulate and grease/oil on a firearm.
>Things that it is covered with when being used.
They're not fragile delicate things anyways.
>>7831312
I like simple guacamole like that. It's the best way of just eating an avocado for lunch but not having to bring an avocado with you.

[Anonymous No.7831337]

>>7831336
I eat avocados and goat cheese on crackers. Sliced avocado with decent cheese on some kind of crunchy carb is legitimately good.

[Anonymous No.7831344]

>>7831337
I've never done it with cheese. If I want to have an avocado at home I'll normally just cut it up and throw salt and pepper on it and eat it with a fork.

But I'll have to try it with some goat cheese and maybe pita chips.

[Anonymous No.7831495]

>>7827880
Looks delicious. Also admiring that plate!

I'm having barbecue for dinner, so just a lightish lunch. Spring mix/spinach, tuna, beets, red onion, ground chili paste and red wine vinegar, and a rice cake with a teeny bit of blackberry fruit spread stuff.

[Anonymous No.7831573]

Just dinner of Eastern European poorfag.

[Anonymous No.7831696]

>>7831573
none of it looks bad, but the combo is wrong..eating chicken alongside eggs is blasphemy

[Anonymous No.7832153]

>>7825644
Blueberries and dill pickles. They compliment each other.

[Anonymous No.7832520]

>>7831573
looks like gainnzzz mang

[Anonymous No.7832529]

Rate my sushi

[Anonymous No.7832551]

>>7827818
maybe I'm a bit new, but this made me KEK loudly

[Anonymous No.7832565]

>>7829116
>Bud Light
>not Budweiser

fuck off commie nu-male

[Anonymous No.7832574]

>>7832529
Roll better

[Anonymous No.7832767]

>>7832565
>Implying counting calories doesn't make me more tactically mobile to combat communism.

[Anonymous No.7832799]

>>7832574
>>7832529
Looks like the problem is he spread the rice on all over the nori instead of just a large portion

[Anonymous No.7832805]

>>7832767

>drinking beer instead of liquor
>calorie reduction

[Anonymous No.7832810]

>>7832799
3/4ths actually, but I suppose that is too much then?

[Anonymous No.7832841]

>>7832805
>Reducing your tacical awareness in one sip.
Obongo pls.

[Anonymous No.7833141]

Does anyone have experience with jackfruit?

I've got one and it's got yellow spots and a noticable smell, but a lot of it is still a yellowish-green so I'm not sure whether it's fully ripe.
I don't want to wait if it is, though, since it's also developing brown spots.

[Anonymous No.7833412]

A-Am i gonna make guys?

[Anonymous No.7833418]

>>7833412
There's not enough genetic material there to even make one man let alone multiple guys.

[Anonymous No.7833419]

>>7833412
With a plate like that?

Yes.

[Anonymous No.7833737]

Dinner.
Caviar topped deviled eggs and smoked salmon. (It's cheap caviar, though, it came in a gift basket someone gave me ). What you can't see are the accompaniments, toast points, mustard - dill sauce, lemon slices, chives, and creme fraiche.

[Anonymous No.7833815]

>>7833737
fag

[Anonymous No.7833821]

>>7833815
You must have to work really hard to be such trailer trash.

[Anonymous No.7833833]

>>7833737
I like caviar but shit that seems like a lot per eggie.

[Anonymous No.7833840]

>>7833833
Meh, I like it. I want to use it up, no use letting caviar sit around.

[Anonymous No.7834203]

>>7831573
Czech?

[Anonymous No.7834208]

>>7829308
I hope your carpet and hardwood floor get taken by the IRS.

[Anonymous No.7834243]

>>7833821
not him but confirming that you are a gigantic faggot.

[Anonymous No.7834269]

>>7834243
>I have no taste and I'm scared of things I can't afford or understand

FTFY

[Anonymous No.7834290]

>>7831573
Bulgar wheat or barley? Doesn't look that bad, just not sure why the eggs are there