/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7811676]

hi /ck/, idiot college student here.

what dishes would you recommend if I don't have/don't want/can't afford lots of ingredients and utensils? I can't make any more pasta.

[Anonymous No.7811686]

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.7811702]

>>7811676
why don't you give up on that cuckold major with a minor in bull prepping and go to school for cooking you giant gen z baby.

[Anonymous No.7813402]

>>7811676
Sweet potato and lentils

[Anonymous No.7813526]

>>7811686
>haven’t brushed in years
>eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day
>eat a lot of canned fish
>shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you

not sure if bait or not, but i chuckled, thanks NEETfriend.

[Anonymous No.7813543]

>>7811676
cous cous, with a massel stock cube, some curry powder, and frozen veggie mix.

[Anonymous No.7813550]

>>7813526
not bait, just pasta

[Anonymous No.7813559]

>>7811676
Fuck off. Everyday there is a faggot asking for this shit.
Don't you have any common sense you moron?
Learn by yourself you faggot, in this terrible board you will find nothing but stupid advices from manchildren with kid taste.

[Anonymous No.7813585]

>>7811686