Gif recipes/"tasty" thread v.2

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Gif recipes/"tasty" thread v.2 Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:17:20 2016 No.7793838 [Reply] [Original]

Tons of cheese and tons of sugar, lets discuss these damn things
AND NO
FUCKING
JACK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:18:08 2016 No.7793840 File: 1.11 MB, 640x360, ham and ham and ham and cheese ring.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793838

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:19:43 2016 No.7793843 >>7793838 >AND NO >FUCKING >JACK we'll see senpai, we'll see

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:19:48 2016 No.7793844 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, grape pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793840

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:21:22 2016 No.7793848 File: 2.87 MB, 600x252, Elvis sub.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793844

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:22:27 2016 No.7793851 File: 1.32 MB, 222x222, buffalo mac n cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793848

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:24:07 2016 No.7793854 File: 2.27 MB, 460x462, velvet milkshake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793851

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:29:26 2016 No.7793871 >take a well done fast food burger >cook it even more into some kind of bland fast food quiche >tell people not to post jack when your op webum is just as disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:29:56 2016 No.7793873 >>7793840 pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:31:36 2016 No.7793880 File: 16 KB, 320x326, WORRY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793844 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:32:28 2016 No.7793885 Is this a food gore thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:32:36 2016 No.7793886 >>7793840 jesus christ what a waste of prosciutto also god fucking damn you add even more salt on top of all that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:34:44 2016 No.7793896 >>7793854 Mmmm!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:35:00 2016 No.7793898 >>7793838 Kind of pisses me off how they do the slow motion shots like its some marvel of cooking they're doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:38:14 2016 No.7793906 >>7793844 could be good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:39:45 2016 No.7793909 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, 1466163640991.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say JACK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:40:30 2016 No.7793913 >>7793840 Would eat >>7793848 Would eat >>7793844 Would try >>7793851 Would eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:43:03 2016 No.7793920 >>7793909 JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH FUCKING BUTTER IS THAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:43:51 2016 No.7793922 >>7793909 >>7793920 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:44:52 2016 No.7793925 >>7793838 No jack? What are we supposed to post then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:45:18 2016 No.7793928 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793922 :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:47:28 2016 No.7793936 >>7793928 >that reptilian tongue action

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:49:37 2016 No.7793943 >>7793854 >taking a perfectly good cake >turning it into a milkshake Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:54:50 2016 No.7793959 >>7793844 That pizza base is below shit tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 15:57:47 2016 No.7793967 >>7793909 Jack truly boggles the mind. He's been doing this shit for YEARS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:00:24 2016 No.7793977 >>7793840 >salted meats >still add salt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:04:03 2016 No.7793989 >>7793854 >not accounting for the volume of the straw Amateur hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:06:23 2016 No.7794003 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, 1466206338044.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JYAKKU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:12:25 2016 No.7794015 >>7793909 is he frying salmon in what appears to be a literal puddle of butter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:13:10 2016 No.7794018 >>7794015 it's called poaching

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:18:18 2016 No.7794033 >>7794018 You don't poach salmon in a puddle of butter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:20:16 2016 No.7794037 >>7793909 >>7794015 >>7794018 >>7794033 That's only the first part, he is not finished cooking it. https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE?t=447

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:22:09 2016 No.7794043 >>7793909 That probably tastes delicious actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:24:11 2016 No.7794051 File: 81 KB, 259x383, 8539395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794037 Jesus christ it's worse than I thought

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:26:14 2016 No.7794063 >>7793928 Fucking disgusting fat fuck keeps using his tongue like a serving tray, why is this allowed?!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:27:15 2016 No.7794064 >>7794003 What are we looking at here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:28:32 2016 No.7794068 >>7794003 >This fat fuck can't even beat an egg competently How is he this shit at cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:30:10 2016 No.7794074 >>7794064 He was testing an induction cook top, he didn't read the instructions and only turned on the inner ring for small pots, then said it was a piece of junk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:37:32 2016 No.7794095 >>7794003 R U KIDDING ME?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:39:04 2016 No.7794101 >>7794037 its not that bad but he should have cooked the potatoes before. And wtf is his strange obsession with mayo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:40:50 2016 No.7794104 >>7794101 actually its mustard sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:42:10 2016 No.7794107 >>7794064 Righteous indignation

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:43:21 2016 No.7794111 >>7793920 Hello newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:44:23 2016 No.7794115 >>7794015 Have you it seen this before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:47:15 2016 No.7794127 >>7793848 Wasn't Elvis' thing peanut butter, jelly, and banana?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:50:55 2016 No.7794137 >>7794074 Serious question, do any of you guys knows if this fat fuck has been tested for retardation? How can people like him be in charge of a family, or a kid for that matter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:52:14 2016 No.7794144 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794003

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:52:20 2016 No.7794146 >>7794127 yeah I think so I just saved it with that name because its what the video said

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:53:35 2016 No.7794149 >>7794137 He choked out his son for smoking weed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 16:55:27 2016 No.7794152 >>7794137 Being a retard doesn't prevent you from having a family, bro

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:00:23 2016 No.7794170 >>7794127 You're talking about the Elvis sandwich. Grandparent's thing is the fool's gold loaf. Elvis liked both.

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:02:41 2016 No.7794176
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>>7794137
>>7794144
I legitimately believe that he is barely literate. He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools, and obviously never reads directions

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:04:45 2016 No.7794182 >>7794144 Cheyenne says it like it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:06:55 2016 No.7794185 >>7794176 >He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools Where did he say this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:19:21 2016 No.7794243 >>7794185 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVWUrD1qTw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:29:44 2016 No.7794277 >>7794243 Wow his kid is probably going to end up even more retarded than him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:33:19 2016 No.7794285 >>7794277 Just from the little I've seen of Jack Jr, I can tell his IQ is over 85. Can't say the same for Jack. He could still end up being stupid though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 17:35:21 2016 No.7794291 File: 418 KB, 1920x1080, 1453921766747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794243 thanks for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:20:18 2016 No.7794431 File: 463 KB, 2048x1536, 384723744.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794291 What a disgusting pig

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:22:15 2016 No.7794438 >>7793838 Okay but I would legit devour this thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:23:54 2016 No.7794443 >>7794438 I'd eat that over pretty much anything Ja/ck/ has touched

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Sat Jun 18 18:26:16 2016 No.7794452 >>7794431 >built in toothpick That's some stringy meat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:28:27 2016 No.7794463 >>7793920 >memes out over the correct amount of butter needed to cook salmon lurk moar, newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:37:51 2016 No.7794495 >>7794452 Yeah I don't think I've ever had jerky get stuck in my teeth. Mango, though, god damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:39:52 2016 No.7794501 >>7794495 Jerky gets stuck in my teeth every time I eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 18:40:10 2016 No.7794504 >>7794452 >>7794495 had jerky stuck in my teeth a couple times, but it was this weird kinda jerky that was super dry, no moisture at all really they stopped selling it, and i really wish they would bring it back because it was amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:54:36 2016 No.7794773 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, 1466142573467.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JYAKKU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 19:56:35 2016 No.7794783 >>7794773 Even when he manages to make something passable, he fucking ruins it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:19:34 2016 No.7794873 >>7794783 Pretty sure he just bought the cake so yeah it was ok until he put the diarrhea on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:25:12 2016 No.7794888 >>7794873 >>7794783 Jack's idea of a strawberry shortcake is filling a store bought pound cake with strawberries, strawberry jam and whipped cream.

>>	OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk Sat Jun 18 20:25:32 2016 No.7794890 >>7794873 Bought it? All I'm seeing there is jam, whipped cream and strawberries. Why would anyone pay for something which is so easy to put together on your own.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:26:40 2016 No.7794895 >>7794890 I meant he just bought the cake part, he probably put the fruit and whatnot in it later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:33:51 2016 No.7794903 >>7794463 You shouldn't cook salmon in butter at all. It already has enough fat. You just use olive oil. Butter works with white fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:35:34 2016 No.7794909 File: 111 KB, 474x474, 1465786910426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793848

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:36:18 2016 No.7794910 >>7794888 so he didn't even make it, he just poorly melted chocolate? jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 20:37:04 2016 No.7794916 >>7793840 Looks excellent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:02:27 2016 No.7794984 >>7794773 Come on, that's his eating arm! He should definitely have enough strength to lift that pot high enough that he doesn't rub the bottom of it in the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:03:05 2016 No.7794988 >>7793844 anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:05:15 2016 No.7794996 >>7793840 fug, I think I'll try this next time I have people over

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:08:19 2016 No.7795005 >>7793854 red gel dye... why do you need extra bitter dye?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:09:21 2016 No.7795008 >>7793909 flipping that toward himself... fucker deserves to get burned

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:11:32 2016 No.7795017 >>7794988 >anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella? yup

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:11:50 2016 No.7795019 >>7794773 i-is that molasses tell me that's not molasses

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:12:04 2016 No.7795020 >>7794037 i bet he didn't pull the pinbones out of that, did he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:12:33 2016 No.7795021 >>7794996 The salt was ridiculous but it definitely looks interesting...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:15:59 2016 No.7795030 >>7795020 i think that's that clumpy shitlike half-softened butter and cocoa powder "icing" he made

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 21:23:56 2016 No.7795055 >>7795019 >>7795030 it's poorly melted chocolate chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 22:38:25 2016 No.7795283 File: 128 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cuminclose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7795008

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:03:15 2016 No.7795354 File: 524 KB, 854x480, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2016-02-03 15-05-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7795283

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 23:33:56 2016 No.7795461 >>7795354 >greasy, pork fingers >bag that contained deep fried food >bible verse Americans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:06:06 2016 No.7795563 >>7795354 link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:10:08 2016 No.7795572 >thread called GIF recipes >only has webms how about you post some actual gifs? these shitty webbums don't work in safari.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:11:17 2016 No.7795576 >>7795563 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJKzhKsR9o

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:13:23 2016 No.7795583 >>7795576 thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:13:35 2016 No.7795584 >>7794127 No jelly. It was peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Sometimes with marshmallow fluff in it. Pan fried.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:29:32 2016 No.7795622 >>7793886 The first thing I thought when I saw this video. There is no way you could even taste the prosciutto, and there is no way the people cooking this will have any idea about how they are ruining it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:47:34 2016 No.7795681 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly_king_of_the_egg_fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 00:52:06 2016 No.7795693 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, mexican_monstrosity.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:02:45 2016 No.7795717 >>7795681 Obligatory, "how dus he git out wit out breaknig all de eggz?" post. Is it you that does it? Do you reply to yourself with this stupid question every time you post that webm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:03:24 2016 No.7795719 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1465783811910.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7795572 >safari

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:05:19 2016 No.7795727 >>7795717 t. surly anon of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:06:55 2016 No.7795733 >>7795727 That's Surly King Anon of the /ck/ Fort to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:10:46 2016 No.7795744 >>7795572 Kill yourself and then go download another browser

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:18:11 2016 No.7795766

>>7793838
>>7793840
>>7793844
>>7793848
>>7793851
>>7793854
>NO FUCKING JACK
This is the stupidest fucking shit, and is completely jack-tier. It's not cooking, I don't even know what else to call it other than "food hacking." That's the only term that's retarded enough for it.

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:19:14 2016 No.7795768

>>7795693

>maruchan cup ramen
>doritos
>paprika?
>lime juice
>hominy? onions? what is that?
>a bunch of cheeses
>sour cream
>ketchup
>hot sauce
>mustard
>the juice from whatever the fuck is stewing in the pot

Is this something that actually gets eaten or was she just high as all holy fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:20:16 2016 No.7795772 >>7795681 >>7795717 now that you mention it, how the fuck DOES he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:22:29 2016 No.7795779 >>7795772 The same way I get into your mother. The backdoor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:23:19 2016 No.7795784 >>7795768 Its a thing, its called dorilocos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:41:02 2016 No.7795850 >>7795766 that's the point of the thread i think. the problem with jack webms is that the same ones get posted every thread and it gets boring

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:48:52 2016 No.7795874 >>7795850 I'll make some new ones soon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 01:51:04 2016 No.7795879 >>7795874 godspeed anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 02:32:41 2016 No.7795972 >Gordon Ramsay will never tell Jack just how much of a fat embarrassment he is that will fucking kill someone and never own his own restrunt Why live?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 02:48:10 2016 No.7795998 >>7794037 "WHAT A HEALTHY DISH"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 02:48:38 2016 No.7796002 >>7794243 I would probably have read all that out of morbid fascination if it were in text, but no way am I sitting through the time it takes to convey it in video form.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 02:54:10 2016 No.7796018 >>7794037 "White wine is always good with fish, ALWAYS" He says this like he has just found it out, and that everyone doesn't already know... And besides, Cacciucco

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 04:11:29 2016 No.7796177 >>7793840 This some rich white people food right here. it's the kinda shit you would only get to try if you actually went to a pricy restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 04:15:56 2016 No.7796186 >>7795461 >bible verse europeans I'm an athiest and I know thats not a verse. are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 04:18:22 2016 No.7796189 >>7793854 Makes a huge fucking mess. Served in a hipster-jar. Also red velvet is an overrated cake. That's right, I said it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 04:24:10 2016 No.7796200 >>7793854 This is why all those faggots got killed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 05:25:18 2016 No.7796262 >>7796186 The book of Psalms is in the old testament, are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 06:03:27 2016 No.7796300 >>7796189 >Also red velvet is an overrated cake DELETE THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 08:25:15 2016 No.7796485 >>7794152 'murica

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 08:35:33 2016 No.7796495

>>7794243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hdVaXElbqI8#t=40

Here, at 40 seconds in, Jack says he thinks being gay is a choice. He's asked whether he made the conscious decision to choose to be straight at any point. He stares slack jawed until the question can penetrate his meaty head and then answer "Yeah".

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 08:40:07 2016 No.7796503 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, ValentinesCheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack hit a milestone by getting a stunning 50% of his ingredients correct in this recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 09:16:01 2016 No.7796580 >>7796262 literally no where in Psalms does it say anything about the USA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 09:25:19 2016 No.7796601 >>7795681 >Things that have never been washed >That cup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 09:41:56 2016 No.7796627 >>7794243 Jesus christ they are both so fucking dumb it hurts to watch this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 09:43:48 2016 No.7796629 File: 6 KB, 210x173, 1308010397742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7793838 this is one of the more disgusting things Ive seen on here, and Ive seen jack eat raw meat many, many times

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:18:46 2016 No.7796703 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, 1453643201712.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:20:20 2016 No.7796708 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1452986261193.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:22:33 2016 No.7796716 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1453642756930.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:31:16 2016 No.7796732 File: 1.51 MB, 1280x720, celery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7796716

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:35:38 2016 No.7796744 >>7796732 Holy shit, is that actually cooked? And how does he make putting the top bun on a burger look so fucking retarded? Just how!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 10:40:50 2016 No.7796758 File: 1001 KB, 1280x720, salsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7796732

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:18:17 2016 No.7796825 How does he undercook everything? Is he impatient of is he hungry?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:22:46 2016 No.7796835 >>7796825 He takes that "rare steak is a man's steak" logic to heart and figured if it's rawer than rare, then it's manlier too. And juicy, so juicy and beautiful, just beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:38:34 2016 No.7796871 >>7796503 >premade cheesecake filling This is objectively the most heinous thing Jack has done. None of these other webbums come close to making me as mad as this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:42:17 2016 No.7796881 >>7794149 Motherfucker was holding out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:42:40 2016 No.7796883 >>7796744 i find every hand movement he makes to be clumsy. his motor skills seem to suck, his brain is not fully operational it seems

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:49:12 2016 No.7796909 File: 496 KB, 500x455, 1454161886528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7796580

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 11:59:15 2016 No.7796947 >>7795283 god damn, i hate his ugly fat face so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:14:31 2016 No.7796996 >>7794243 The American voting public, everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:43:19 2016 No.7797075 >>7796835 And then it looks like he gets manicures in this one >>7796732 And is he wearing nailpolish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:44:01 2016 No.7797077 File: 2.92 MB, 128x96, 1374140915382.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:47:11 2016 No.7797084 >>7793844 Did he seriously stir those grapes with a fucking plastic beach shovel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 12:49:22 2016 No.7797088 File: 325 KB, 1100x1100, Basting-Brush-2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797084 Looks like a silicone basting brush.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:00:36 2016 No.7797113 >>7794773 Ja/ck/ will be the first to be hung from the lamppost on the Day of the Rope

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:01:11 2016 No.7797114 >>7794137 most people in the world are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:03:32 2016 No.7797120 >>7794243 this was...too much I managed to get about half-way through the first, and about a minute into the second I can't even laugh at his videos anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:04:31 2016 No.7797121 File: 54 KB, 500x500, 160003456_Beach_Shovel_Snow_Shovel_Plastic_Shovel_s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797088 Oh I had to watch again to make sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:09:35 2016 No.7797130 >>7796708 ohgod what in the fuck. Seen this too many times but still

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:11:45 2016 No.7797134 >>7796002 Are you sure? Wouldn't that involve sounding out all the words in your head so you can understand it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:22:17 2016 No.7797161 >>7793840 this looks fucking amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:36:28 2016 No.7797193 File: 2.94 MB, 300x302, CheeseburgerOnionRings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hands up if you believe that they got the meat that cooked just by frying it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 13:37:47 2016 No.7797195 File: 2.81 MB, 420x420, Hasselback Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:03:46 2016 No.7797234 >>7797075 someone here has a screen shot of him and his pig wife getting pedicures

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:14:36 2016 No.7797253 >>7796189 >Also red velvet is an overrated cake There is a special place in hell for people like you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:17:43 2016 No.7797262 >>7794773 How hard is it to make a fucking ganache?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:21:05 2016 No.7797273 File: 119 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_stuffing_meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797262 Pretty hard when you just want to stuff your fat hole with meat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:25:09 2016 No.7797284 >>7796703 did he bake cream cheese frosting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:33:31 2016 No.7797313 >>7797195 Does anyone find this appetizing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:43:24 2016 No.7797345 >>7796732 >cutting it with that knife, that still has fucking celery on it, directly on the plate. I actually roared with anger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:46:21 2016 No.7797352 >>7797313 I do. A little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 14:56:38 2016 No.7797378 >>7793851 WHY IS IT ALWAYS A MUFFIN TIN WITH THESE PEOPLE >hey, I have an idea for something that might possibly taste good >how can I fuck this up? >I know >PUT IT IN A MUFFIN TIN

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:09:22 2016 No.7797414 >>7794243 >"History is boring, but remember the holocaust." Stopped there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:13:34 2016 No.7797423 >>7795850 >the problem with jack webms is that the same ones get posted every thread and it gets boring Kek, they never get boring, they just go from making one laugh, to making one completely rage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:16:29 2016 No.7797438 >>7797378 hipsters and milllenials are obsessed with kitschy "bite sized" party favors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:17:38 2016 No.7797440 File: 113 KB, 1280x688, yummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7796703 instantly reminded me of the CumBox^tm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:19:36 2016 No.7797443 File: 714 KB, 1280x720, yorkie puds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797423 When I have time I try to make a few new webms. I only use gfycat though, so the range of things I can make are limited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:26:06 2016 No.7797461 File: 8 KB, 325x264, 5856494+_9e0a0bfb053937148f9343a6210ab956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797440 >>7797440 >>7797440 >>7797440

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:28:40 2016 No.7797466 >>7797443 you are doing gods work anonkun

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:29:28 2016 No.7797471 >>7796503 >cuts THROUGH the pie tin Fucking why

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:32:04 2016 No.7797481 File: 316 KB, 1280x720, one jack serving size.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797466 th-thanks I have a few that are over 3MB but I don't know how to make them smaller

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:32:52 2016 No.7797484 >>7797414 A cost? What's this about a cost? I'm not paying any costs, oy vey.

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:33:47 2016 No.7797490
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>>7793854
>huh, what are they making this for?
>ok, now they'll add this to the shake?
>two slices of cake in there, seems excessive
>looks a bit too runny but alright
>oh, that's what the stuff at the beginning was for
>that doesn't look half bad
>A WHOLE FUCKING SLICE OF CAKE AS A GARNISH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:35:31 2016 No.7797495 >>7794773 >When he drags the fucking bottom of the pot over the sauce >the fucking lumps >when he drowns the fucking thing oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:39:54 2016 No.7797508 >>7796708 I just realized he sets his tray on a fucking oven mit. What the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:41:34 2016 No.7797514 >>7797508 He does this to angle the tray for the camera. Are you this fucking new?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:43:42 2016 No.7797517 >>7797514 >are you this fucking new? >defending Jack lmao fuck off retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 15:49:46 2016 No.7797535 >>7797508 it's a glass oven tray, aren't you supposed to do that? maybe not an oven mitt but something similar

>>	Anomynous Sun Jun 19 15:50:21 2016 No.7797539 >>7797193 I'm actually not totally sure, but this recipe was the least unappetizing ITT. I only sighed at the mess they made while breading the rings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:02:13 2016 No.7797577 >>7797195 how can this be better than cooking the steak normally and serving it with the mushroom thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:06:27 2016 No.7797588 >>7797517 I wasn't defending Jack. I was pointing out that you're a fucking try-hard shitposting cunt. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:07:16 2016 No.7797589 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGB9hvzbbK0&feature=youtu.be We dsp now?

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:13:36 2016 No.7797605

>>7797514
its funny, he has a pretty good camera set up, excellent tools, the knowledge to do things like tilt the board to show the process better to the camera, but is such a bad cook.

He obviously puts a lot of effort into these videos; it's astounding that the recipes are so bad and that he is still so bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:34:02 2016 No.7797647 >>7797577 if you only sear 1 side it and just mash a bunch of shit into your mouth with the steak it tastes better

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:38:31 2016 No.7797661 >>7794773 >never watched a jack video before until this >decide to see how he managed to fuck up something this simple >he floats a pot in water and calls it a double boiler never again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:43:12 2016 No.7797674 >>7797443 >>7797481 have you tried webm for gits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:45:45 2016 No.7797683 >>7797661 newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:55:07 2016 No.7797709 File: 494 KB, 640x360, 1397270040428.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7795693 >somewhere in the world this fucking shit exists >incidentally, somewhere in the world, someone is this anal about handling doritos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:55:12 2016 No.7797710 >>7797113 >>>/pol/ Get the fuck off my board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 16:56:57 2016 No.7797718 >>7797113 >Day of the Rope sounds like fun, when is that?

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:03:42 2016 No.7797924

>>7796503
Well its kinda hard to fuck up when you use premade cheesecake filling.

What's so especially Valentines about this thing, anyways? Least he could've done is use some red food coloring to dye it red, or put some strawberries around it, or used strawberry drip instead of chocolate. Anything red or pink to actually make it look like its for Valentines.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:25:48 2016 No.7797987 >>7794773 fucking hell, man. That thing actually looked pretty good but he just had to pour that diarrhea shit all over it I refuse to believe his channel isn't parody. No one can be THIS stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:26:30 2016 No.7797992 >>7795681 Why doesn't he use some of the bread loaves to support his fort?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:32:20 2016 No.7798009 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, kjack_lazy_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:35:00 2016 No.7798017 >>7798009 how does he do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:35:50 2016 No.7798019 >>7793838 >if in doubt, throw another pile of fries over it

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:40:58 2016 No.7798038

>>7798009
to be completely honest I've actually tried something like this before with carbonara

don't do it guys
it's fine if you want to cook the pasta in less water so you have thicker, starchier water to thicken a sauce better, but don't actually cook dried pasta in what you want to be your sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:42:44 2016 No.7798044 File: 356 KB, 1920x1080, kjack_retard_feeding_on_pasta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7798038 >>7798017

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:50:16 2016 No.7798071 >>7798038 Drain and rinse. You do know what you're glorifying right? Enriched pasta is literally not even wheat. Or buy Mexican pasta. They stock it at dollar tree and it's all wheat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 18:51:33 2016 No.7798074 >>7798009 does his fucking stove even work I swear in half these it looks like that shit isnt even turned on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:00:32 2016 No.7798100 >>7796883 He actually had a stroke a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:07:07 2016 No.7798130 >>7798100 He's also super obese, diabetic and has difficulty breathing after walking 20 steps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:08:35 2016 No.7798133 >>7798130 and he tried to cure his pinkeye with cayenne pepper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:12:35 2016 No.7798142 File: 127 KB, 1280x720, kjack_truly_the_retard_king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7798133 fuck I thought you were joking. I saw the title on the video in his list but I assumed it was just clickbait

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:35:29 2016 No.7798210 >>7798071 >drain yes >rinse no for dishes like carbonara especially, you want that starchy pasta water to thicken the "sauce"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:44:01 2016 No.7798239 File: 1.21 MB, 1269x669, 2016-01-10 09_39_01-Moving to Tenessee 2014 - part 1 - YouTube.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 19:44:51 2016 No.7798243 >>7793848 >>7794127 >>7794170 And I bet they all acted real shocked when he had a heart attack on the shitter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:19:32 2016 No.7798364 >>7793838 >no fucking jack >posts something that looks like Jack made it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:39:47 2016 No.7798425 File: 292 KB, 690x413, 1a4cdb46dd42420fb77dc0eaa60c0ee2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7798239

Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:42:47 2016 No.7798430

>>7797378
>>7797438
Pretty much its the same shit as their parents (fancy finger food shit) but with a child like twist that most people of this generation never grew out of. Also because it doesn't require making a pan load of some shit because were only cooking for very few people or just one fatass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:46:40 2016 No.7798441 >>7796189 Red velvet brings a special kind of southern comfy to me. That and banana pudding, iced tea...No wonder there is a type 2 epidemic down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:47:07 2016 No.7798443 >>7793844 >flashes the Himalayan pink salt in front of the camera first thing This is some troll from /ck/, guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 20:49:33 2016 No.7798449 >>7794015 >is he frying salmon in what appears to be a literal puddle of butter? I realize it's Jack and this is a joke thread but this is a perfectly acceptable way to cook salmon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:45:00 2016 No.7798776 >>7795693 uh I'm pretty sure this is what ppl make when they're hungry in prison

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 22:48:35 2016 No.7798787 >>7796758 there is ham in that salsa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:19:20 2016 No.7798854 File: 37 KB, 460x276, 1321117991376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7794243

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:20:53 2016 No.7798855 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, itdoesn'tevencookwell.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7798787 no there isn't, he uses the ham for the omelette

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:31:43 2016 No.7798882 >>7795576 >You were listening to him order, I heard you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:36:48 2016 No.7798896 >>7798855 The one on the right isn't much better than jack's abortion, looks like a piece of cardboard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:40:01 2016 No.7798902 out of all the meme shitposting on 4chan, jack shitposting is by far my favorite

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:54:32 2016 No.7798945 File: 15 KB, 225x225, 1440628425483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7796708 >mfw it always gets worse with every viewing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 19 23:59:29 2016 No.7798964 >>7797471 Down syndrome

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:05:01 2016 No.7798984 >>7797471 it's so that you don't fuck up the first pie piece, as tends to happen. Kind of a helpful kitchen hint, to help people out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:08:15 2016 No.7798991 File: 1.72 MB, 302x339, 1464004278924.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7797508 >he >>7797517 >jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:11:46 2016 No.7798997 >>7793840 Praise the sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:21:27 2016 No.7799029 >>7797313 Me. And I don't even like mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:23:06 2016 No.7799034 >>7797481 kek do americans really have their laundry in their kitchens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:35:47 2016 No.7799066 >>7793909 It would be easier if he had some tounges-like utensil

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:47:49 2016 No.7799095 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, moist_meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Wow. >Look at that. >Haha! >It's beautiful. >Just look at that. Nice and juicy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:47:54 2016 No.7799096 >>7799034 Not in any house I've ever been in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 00:49:54 2016 No.7799101 >>7799034 Only poor rednecks. Gotta keep it convenient for the bitches to stay in their place.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:37:10 2016 No.7799235

>>7799034
My apartment has a big closet attached to the kitchen where the washer and dryer are, and my parent's home has the laundry room pretty much adjacent to the kitchen. If you're building a house it makes sense to try to put water using appliances close together so that you don't need the extra plumbing. The only reason they don't do it with bathrooms is because that would defeat the purpose of having more than one bathroom, but often 1 bathroom homes have the bathroom close to the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:37:26 2016 No.7799236 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1455960170005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet /ck/ can't even into displacement

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:43:57 2016 No.7799252 >>7793854 >served in a mason jar with a handle >obnoxiously large garnish >spilling over >huge fucking mess There's a place where I live that does this with their milkshakes and people go fucking nuts for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:46:09 2016 No.7799254 File: 1.24 MB, 1257x594, jakburner_sloppy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799236 eureka! I wonder if he'll figure out diet and exercise before or after its too late

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:47:58 2016 No.7799258 >>7799252 People are stupid and pay for simple amusement, anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:49:01 2016 No.7799261 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, 1452361249448.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799254 He said in one of his "health eating" episodes that he knows how to be healthy and that he just chooses not to do it.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 01:54:38 2016 No.7799273
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>>7799261
well that makes me feel a bit better at least. I know he blamed his stroke on 5 hour energy, so you have to assume he's retarded, but if he's an abnormally fat person with a history of cardiovascular disease then... I mean his doctor must tell him that he's nuts... I can only imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 02:02:43 2016 No.7799287 >>7799261 Given how little he actually knows in general, I wouldn't take his word on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 02:41:51 2016 No.7799354 >>7799236 that cold oil though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 03:01:02 2016 No.7799388 >>7796708 Holy dicks that's a lot of cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 03:11:39 2016 No.7799406 >>7793840 this isnt even actual stop motion they are just cutting frames

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 03:51:30 2016 No.7799466 >>7795772 he obviously sells every and each egg before being allowed outside

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 04:38:06 2016 No.7799542 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1448184507106.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:28:10 2016 No.7799610 >>7798009 I've only recently returned to co/ck/lovers and some of these jack webms have made me disgusted but holy shit this is the worst.. what the fuck is he even trying to do with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:32:00 2016 No.7799615 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, JackMayoCake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799388 Literally 3lbs of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:36:03 2016 No.7799618 >>7799273 i bet you couldn´t even cut warm butter with that dull ass knife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:39:50 2016 No.7799624 >>7799615 >read filename >kek, i wonder what OP means by this >even jack wouldn´t put mayo in a cake >watch webm >oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:42:41 2016 No.7799627 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, JackFrosting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799624 Here he is trying to make the frosting for that cake. Count the ways he could have made this easier for himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:47:43 2016 No.7799633 >>7794903 >You shouldn't cook salmon in butter at all. It already has enough fat. You just use olive oil. know how i know you aren't trained in cooking at fucking all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 05:51:45 2016 No.7799639 >>7799633 Dear Diary, Today 4chan taught me that olive oil doesn't contain fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 06:43:17 2016 No.7799709 >>7797134 Motherfucking Saussure over here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 06:56:26 2016 No.7799727 >>7793838 I would devour this thing, desu. What's that sauce he's putting on it, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:06:45 2016 No.7799735 >>7799639 It doesn't contain fat only because it's literally a vegetable fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:08:26 2016 No.7799736 >>7794243 >history is important, but you can't learn it in school sure m8 gotcha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:10:31 2016 No.7799739 >>7795693 Didn't look too bad until she poured in all those sauces and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:11:08 2016 No.7799741 File: 139 KB, 732x661, scaryboard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It always turns into a jack thread :( this is not nice board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:18:06 2016 No.7799752 File: 59 KB, 526x300, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799735 Dear Diary, Today 4chan taught me that the reason olive oil doesn't contain fat is because it's a fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:21:58 2016 No.7799757 >>7799034 that is much MUCH more common in europe, you idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:34:14 2016 No.7799765 >>7799034 where else?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 07:50:24 2016 No.7799791 >>7794431 >use 100% Angus beef >slather it in HFCS If this is the best, then I don't wanna taste the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 08:23:16 2016 No.7799835 >>7798243 The Kings heart attack was brought on by the massive cocktail of drugs he was taking every fucking day. His poor health only added to the mix. He also died in front of the sink. He was washing up after telling his daughter goodnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 08:54:47 2016 No.7799874 >>7799624 Mayo Cake was a post-WWII thing for some fucked up reason. There's tons of vintage ads from Mayo companies telling housewives how it makes the best cakes. Fucking bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 09:07:52 2016 No.7799886 >>7793848 Isn't this from that one movie with Daniel Radcliffe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 09:58:39 2016 No.7799968 File: 315 KB, 720x404, 1453595486670.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:00:46 2016 No.7799970 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1453642852894.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:02:26 2016 No.7799973 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, theperceftDISH.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:04:01 2016 No.7799975 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1452986325887.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:05:36 2016 No.7799977 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, 1454111197650.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:07:34 2016 No.7799978 File: 675 KB, 846x471, whodatman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799968 >>7799970 >>7799973 >>7799975 >>7799977 >>7799977 our god is an awesome god

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:24:34 2016 No.7800003 >>7799975 what is he making here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:35:07 2016 No.7800024 >>7795681 is that guy near the camera drinking fresh eggs? why would you ask for an egg sandwich when you're already drinking eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:38:31 2016 No.7800031 File: 38 KB, 500x367, 1452379742558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7800003 a mess! ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:49:33 2016 No.7800057 >>7796708 A pretty good ' '

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 10:54:24 2016 No.7800070 >>7797193 This food is perfectly fine dude you get it in Scotland all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:07:25 2016 No.7800102 File: 936 KB, 160x120, 1226999701703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7799095 >literally looks like a log of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:09:59 2016 No.7800109 >>7796703 WHY DOES HE PUNCH THE EGGS??????

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:13:40 2016 No.7800119 >>7799615 >>7799624 >>7799874 mayo cake is really not much different than regular cake, it tastes the same. if anything it's just a little bit more MOIST kind of unnecessary though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:14:04 2016 No.7800121 >>7795354 oshit i ate there last night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:16:45 2016 No.7800128 File: 66 KB, 600x600, 1239459369753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:31:49 2016 No.7800154 jack is a god whose skills have transcended this plane of existance yall niggas are just jealous of his skills

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:32:32 2016 No.7800159 >>7800003 Jenkem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:53:44 2016 No.7800189 >>7796708 Jesus, just fry up some cheese and cut out the middleman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:57:22 2016 No.7800198 >>7797195 That's the worst thing I've seen yet. Why do these morons just slop cheese over everything?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 11:59:31 2016 No.7800201 >>7798009 Looks like a guaranteed way to have mushy noodles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 12:01:02 2016 No.7800202 File: 1.50 MB, 250x233, 1448908490444.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >packaged dough >muffin tin >unnecessary and intricate workings that serve no purpose >fryer >cheese or chocolate pull apart in slomo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 12:05:22 2016 No.7800208 >>7799727 In n Out secret sauce. It's basically Thousand Island.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 12:05:47 2016 No.7800211 >>7800159 Sure looks the part

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 12:40:57 2016 No.7800274 >>7799633 holy shit i literally can't even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 12:44:38 2016 No.7800282 >>7800201 why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 13:31:46 2016 No.7800377 >>7799970 He never melts his cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:15:45 2016 No.7800698 Why are millenials so obsessed with pizza. I just saw a tasty vid someone shared and it was for a "Pizza Waffle" this needs to stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:26:53 2016 No.7800727 >>7800698 As long as we're generalizing, millennials are too lazy/retarded/etc to cook anything that requires effort and pizza is just dough, sauce, cheese, toss in oven.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:29:35 2016 No.7800735
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>>7800698

Millennials are just realizing how shitty their childhood was and are going back to things that were popular with the generation that grew up in the 80's and early 90's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:38:16 2016 No.7800757 Is there any reliable way to make sure your thread doesn't get drowned in Jack webms? This shit wasn't even funny the first time.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:38:21 2016 No.7800758

>>7800727
Not even from a cooking standpoint. Just in general, pizza this and pizza that. Like the obsession with pizza goes beyond regular pizza that there's an interest in things like pizza waffles, or pizza themed clothing, etc.

Pizza isn't even that great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 15:40:48 2016 No.7800763 >>7800735 >generation that grew up in the 80's and early 90's So, millennials?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:10:19 2016 No.7800829 >>7795576 I ate there once or twice in Georgia. For the price and convenience you're getting a pretty good deal. I liked their fried chicken sandwich and tenders. Their milkshakes were too much ice cream, you could only eat them with a spoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:14:23 2016 No.7800840 File: 1.92 MB, 1920x1080, GodBless.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:16:00 2016 No.7800845 >>7800757 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:17:04 2016 No.7800846 >>7800757 Have actual content? These threads get bogged down with jack because no one posts anything else

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:29:14 2016 No.7800871 >>7800763 People in their 30's aren't millennials, retard. >inb4 arbitrary internet definition that lumps together 35 year old's with 15 year old's

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:30:37 2016 No.7800874 >>7800871 You can just say "kids these days" instead of sticking to a term with a specific definition that doesn't fit what you're trying to say

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:32:28 2016 No.7800882 >>7800871 15 year olds aren't Millennials. that refers to people who became adults at the start of the century

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:34:54 2016 No.7800886 >>7795693 There is no kind of loving god. Or if there was it left us long ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:35:52 2016 No.7800890 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZ4PH8JTR4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:39:11 2016 No.7800904 >>7800840 >stop >okay you can stop now >it's time to stop >no really, stop >STOP >WHY

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:39:23 2016 No.7800905

>>7800874

That's how virtually everyone uses the term, though. It's basically "people who were born, or became cognizant, around the turn of the millennium", so pretty much the people who grew up in a world where cell phones and the internet were an omnipresent given and learned to interact with the world through social media.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:46:53 2016 No.7800922 >>7800763 To have grown up in the 80s/90s you would have to have been born in the late 60s/70s IE be 40y/o or older today

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:46:55 2016 No.7800923 >>7800871 >My definition is valid, not the agreed upon one Aw, poor millennial doesn't want to be a millennial

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:48:14 2016 No.7800925 >>7800922 >60s/70s >Have to be 20 years old before you can even begin to grow up in the 90s Dude just go away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:50:11 2016 No.7800928 >>7800905 And yet, someone who doesn't understand the term would look it up and come to a completely different understanding of what you were trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:51:17 2016 No.7800931 >>7800922 You're about a decade off there. If you were born in the early 80's you spent a part of your childhood in the 80's and grew up in the 90's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 16:56:12 2016 No.7800940 >>7793909 What's wrong with this though, it actually looks pretty good? People are memeing about butter, but you know the fish doesn't exactly absorb it or anything, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:00:36 2016 No.7800944 >>7800905 Basically we lost 30 IQ in our offspring since 1990.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:01:33 2016 No.7800947

>>7800922
I was born in '83 and I most definitely grew up in the 90s. You are a retard.

>>7800923
Not him, but regardless of the "official" definition, grouping people in their 30s together with young teenagers is silly. That is, by literal definition, more than one generation. Lumping more than one generation into the same social generation makes no sense logistically. The two groups are in completely different stages of social development and grew up under completely different circumstances.

Semantics aside, no reasonable person is going to argue that people born in the 80s and people born in 1999 even remotely resemble each other in terms of values, generally speaking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:02:03 2016 No.7800948 >>7799034 Its either the Kitchen or under the stairs which not all houses have and its quite often taken up by a bathroom

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:09:36 2016 No.7800975

>>7799034

It's not typical these days, but a lot of gov't subsidized housing was built that way after WWII because it was cheaper to build the house with only one wet wall rather than more than one.

A "wet wall" is a wall in the house which contains water supply and drainage connections. So if your goal is to build the house as cheaply as possible, you keep all that stuff in one area. It simplifies construction and reduces the amount of pipes needed.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:10:25 2016 No.7800980

>>7800940
I made the webm because he fudges the flip. But if you watch the video he then places the fully cooked salmon in the oven to cook some more.

>>7800947
The official definition of a millennial is the generation who achieved young adulthood in the 2000s. Teenagers today are not officially millenials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:12:18 2016 No.7800989 >>7799977 Holy shit haven't seen that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 17:18:27 2016 No.7801015 >>7800944 but anon I'm really smart I swear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:10:36 2016 No.7801201 >>7799066 kek. also, nice dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:14:24 2016 No.7801210 >>7800698 i was born in 85 and love pizza. what does that make me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:18:05 2016 No.7801226 >>7801210 A 90's kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:21:50 2016 No.7801239 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, grease fire_720p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7801210 a statistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:26:15 2016 No.7801255 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, one year frozen brisket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 18:48:54 2016 No.7801348 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, 1436212831463.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7801255 doing god's work, anon, saved all of these

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:14:32 2016 No.7801438 >>7801348 That cake actually looked so good until he spilled all of that shit over it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:17:44 2016 No.7801447 >>7801438 >cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 19:19:06 2016 No.7801453 >>7801438 Why would even Ja/ck/ put salsa on cake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 21:45:49 2016 No.7802055 >>7801239 why did that happen?

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 21:56:01 2016 No.7802102

>>7802055
The instruction manual wrote in bold that if you don't clean your grill of old grease drippings and other gunk the product has a high tendency of creating an environment where that grease can catch fire.

In true Jack fashion he didn't read the manual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:13:35 2016 No.7802175 >>7802055 >>7802102 He actually says exactly that at 2:25 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:46:00 2016 No.7802315 >>7802175 Ok I had it with this fat fuck. Seriously. I can not handle his shit anymore. I'm off this board for a couple of weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:52:15 2016 No.7802327 File: 46 KB, 633x340, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7802175 Hold the fuck up... Did that nigger put his phone in the raw meat container? Yes, yes he did...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:53:51 2016 No.7802330 >>7802327 you could get conjunctivitis with that kind of sloppy mise en place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:56:53 2016 No.7802343 >>7799624 every thread there's someone who doesn't know what mayo cake is please learn about food and cooking before posting here, thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 22:57:08 2016 No.7802345 File: 160 KB, 1280x720, I dont believe you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7802330 Hmm, anyone want to check the dates?

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:08:51 2016 No.7802389
File: 1.30 MB, 1280x720, didyouevenusethenapkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>7802345
Too far apart. the pink eye was relatively recent within the last couple months

grill grate vid came out almost a year ago

but if he did that in the grill grate vid there's no telling what his other hygiene habits are

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:08:56 2016 No.7802391 >>7802345 What a fucking tool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:09:58 2016 No.7802395 File: 2.19 MB, 1280x720, bigboybite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7802389 damn that wasn't the webm i wanted to post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:12:41 2016 No.7802403 >>7802389 >>7802395 This guy is truly disgusting but seriously, is /ck/ giving him all of his views?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:17:29 2016 No.7802421 >>7802403 No, he has actual viewers who appreciate his work. He seems to shill his channels wherever he goes so I'm sure there are some clueless/nice people he meets that check him out.

Anonymous Mon Jun 20 23:22:05 2016 No.7802441

>>7802403
I know someone who made his lazy mans lasagna, aka shitty pasta. Could be a coincidence, but I have my doubts. I know that person never visits 4chan as hes asked what those pictures with funny comments on them are called and where they come from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 00:00:26 2016 No.7802558 >>7801438 That's a block of cream cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 00:39:59 2016 No.7802678 >>7802558 >American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""CAKE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 01:10:54 2016 No.7802762 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, jack pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7802678 No man, this is Jacks american cake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 01:22:29 2016 No.7802798 File: 1.70 MB, 1280x720, big chicken bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 02:35:33 2016 No.7802959 >>7802343 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 05:53:19 2016 No.7803247 File: 1.04 MB, 1246x925, hWuXOjW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I barely come to /ck/ but I just found out Jack lives in the same city I do. What should I say to him if I see him in person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 21 06:04:10 2016 No.7803264 >>7803247 why talk when you can hit someone with a cooking book?

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