We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:22:15 2016 No.7761041 [Reply] [Original]

We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:24:00 2016 No.7761048 >>7761041 >We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while. >Let's re-post old content that we've seen a hundred times before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:25:18 2016 No.7761050 File: 348 KB, 1366x768, IMG_08062016_151116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761041 some fresh OC

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:26:03 2016 No.7761052 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1463959371063.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761048 :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:27:27 2016 No.7761056 >>7761041 That is one weird way of baking a 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:29:43 2016 No.7761059 >>7761052 Oh my good fuck. What the hell is this monstrosity

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:30:48 2016 No.7761063

>family vacation to Disney world
>eat dinner at Mexican place
>uncle orders chicken nuggets and fries
>they don't sell them
>he gets irrate
>server walks across the street to buy frozen nuggets and fries
>they cook them
>he demands ketchup
>they don't have it
>server walks across street to grocery store for ketchup
>uncle complains his food took forever and is cold now
>"let me talk to your manager, BOY"
>entire meal is comped
>the fajitas were actually great
>fuck mickey mouse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:31:36 2016 No.7761064 >>7761056 FUCKING STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:35:20 2016 No.7761071 >>7761059 Aunt Myrna's Cheese Dessert or something.

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:35:33 2016 No.7761072
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If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments

>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions

LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:39:18 2016 No.7761082 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 1457189312011.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:44:22 2016 No.7761097 File: 586 KB, 495x611, 1447898450487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761087 I fucking love the wifey material stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:44:41 2016 No.7761099 File: 10 KB, 225x225, jimmies rustled triggered tumblr reaction image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:46:41 2016 No.7761103 File: 2.91 MB, 2592x1944, 1447900558134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761097

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:47:30 2016 No.7761106 File: 182 KB, 720x1280, white people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761041

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:49:36 2016 No.7761114 File: 20 KB, 699x204, AAAAAAAAH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] one of my favorite blogs had a food cringe marathon a while back so i have some crispy fresh stories

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:50:38 2016 No.7761118 File: 76 KB, 712x610, cookiemonster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761114

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:51:45 2016 No.7761121 >>7761114 >>7761118 Based Anon with fresh content.

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:53:56 2016 No.7761130

>go to red lobster ( not my fault my mother liked it)
>guy in late 40s comes in with Ranma 1/2 shirt on that is two sizes too small
>no way he knows what that shirt is, someone must have bought it for him or he got it on donation
>he sits down and orders his meal
>a few minutes later they bring out some seafood linguini
>nigga pulls out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket and starts eating

Fucking old weeb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:54:06 2016 No.7761131 File: 373 KB, 939x252, mayo soup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a /fit/ classic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:55:09 2016 No.7761133 File: 27 KB, 753x337, forhundresofpages.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MORE CRISPY CONTENT

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:56:37 2016 No.7761137 File: 14 KB, 724x282, mmmmmayo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761131 >>7761133

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:57:40 2016 No.7761138 File: 130 KB, 640x849, p7A2qpv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do you know how to keep your man /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:58:47 2016 No.7761139 File: 47 KB, 500x375, what am i looking at.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] last time i posted this a lot of people actually defended it. is it actually a thing or is it just a ruse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 10:59:48 2016 No.7761141 File: 138 KB, 460x460, xf3DoV1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm just dumping my food cringe folder at this point also i don't know what the fuck this is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:00:50 2016 No.7761148 File: 80 KB, 814x1178, nutella forever.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm starting to run out now so

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:01:16 2016 No.7761150 >>7761139 It's a fictional dish from some meme television show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:02:13 2016 No.7761153 File: 114 KB, 1207x903, 9puu0hF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761148 this is the last thing i'm going to post for now gg no re

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:02:19 2016 No.7761154 Macaroni and fuck it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:03:48 2016 No.7761156 >>7761138 Is her man fucking 12?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:07:35 2016 No.7761158 >>7761097 That has to be a joke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:08:56 2016 No.7761160 >>7761141 Its like someone tried to make macaroni & cheese but got the recipe from a guy who doesn't speak english

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:10:26 2016 No.7761167 >>7761141 That's obviously macaroni and cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:12:43 2016 No.7761175 File: 152 KB, 952x878, 1447889889485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my favorite picture that gets posted in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:13:27 2016 No.7761176 >>7761160 >>7761167 but why does it look like it's in a salad bar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:15:13 2016 No.7761179 >>7761176 Probably a school lunch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 11:57:35 2016 No.7761258 >>7761139 >not enjoying milksteak

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 12:13:07 2016 No.7761278 >>7761072 dat pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 12:18:50 2016 No.7761287 >>7761041 >decide to enjoy a nice 4chan thread while i have my breakfast meal >see all the disgusting shit on here >nearly make fresh oc all over my plate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 12:26:01 2016 No.7761303 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhBO92_DB7I MRE collectors/snobs seem very autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 12:32:41 2016 No.7761327 >>7761303 Military fantasies, it's like they're all 15. What a Cringeworthy faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:43:34 2016 No.7761487 >>7761148 Nutella with pretzels doesn't sound that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:50:44 2016 No.7761507 >>7761072 Hi Jack Jr.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:54:32 2016 No.7761521 File: 372 KB, 684x555, 1437059637003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761103 This is the sort of dinner my mom used to cook when I was a kid. Utter trash tier bullshit but goddamnit I miss her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:59:01 2016 No.7761533 >>7761103 I would eat that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:59:03 2016 No.7761534 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_fistflush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the Jack thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 13:59:55 2016 No.7761535 >>7761097 >vegan >chicken Wut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:06:14 2016 No.7761548 >>7761097 >vegan >chicken Wut >>7761139 >not liking milk steak Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:08:15 2016 No.7761555 >>7761148 Nutella tastes like chocolate right? Chocolate with chips and pretzels sounds fine. Presuming chips means chips and not limp french fries.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:10:44 2016 No.7761561 >>7761097 >#vegan >chicken, cheese >#paleo >cheese, bunch of processed bullshit >#raw >literally everything is cooked, no vegetables in sight What. Just what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:13:18 2016 No.7761573 File: 22 KB, 533x477, Laughing-Frog-Meme-12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761097 >formaggio al kraft

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:24:04 2016 No.7761594 >>7761072 what the fuck is happening in that webm??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:25:02 2016 No.7761600 >>7761059 Aunt Myrna needs to be killed with fire

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:28:08 2016 No.7761605 >>7761534 Is the lemon cut in any way ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:29:36 2016 No.7761610 >>7761594 cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:30:20 2016 No.7761614 >>7761139 Milk steak with a side of jelly beans over hard

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:33:56 2016 No.7761619 File: 521 KB, 1536x2048, pig vagina soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:35:18 2016 No.7761623 File: 287 KB, 1280x960, plastic on my pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:36:27 2016 No.7761627 File: 338 KB, 1920x1440, brazilian wormroast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:37:06 2016 No.7761629 >>7761619 senpai what the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:37:32 2016 No.7761630 File: 40 KB, 680x848, 1445555981233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761041 >milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:37:36 2016 No.7761631 >>7761610 That's what I thought but at times it looks like she is about to hurl so wasn't sure if it was something /ck/ related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:37:57 2016 No.7761632 >>7761629 Pork vaginas in a rich vegetable and pork gravy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:38:49 2016 No.7761637 >>7761631 >she

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Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:39:51 2016 No.7761644

>Go out to eat
>order steak and chips
>plate comes, it's a burger and chips
>don't want to make a fuss
>eat the burger and chips
>half way through eating waiter comes back and is shocked, says he gave me the wrong meal
>asks why i never told him the steak was mine that he held in his other hand
>say sorry
>spot the person who wanted the burger on the other side of the room
>cut the parts i bit of the burger off
>take it over to them whilst they are eating my steak
>offer them the burger and offer to pay for the expensive steak i ordered
>i leave it on their table and return to mine
>i sit awkwardly for the next 30 minutes
>waiter asks if i want my bill
>charges me for the steak anyway
>as i leave all the staff are staring at me and giggling to themselves
>i turn and laugh along with them and say "it was good pranking you all!"
>i ran out to my car and never returned

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:42:52 2016 No.7761659 >>7761649 >Mmm, look how juicy that is! Isn't it perfect? Huhhh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:49:33 2016 No.7761673 File: 59 KB, 600x800, scalfani.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761139 It's a milk steak, nothing wrong with it except it looks like they left in the licorice jelly beans. I don't have anything against licorice, just not with milk steak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:50:31 2016 No.7761674 >>7761639 What the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:51:02 2016 No.7761675 >>7761632 Really though, what is that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:52:01 2016 No.7761678 >>7761656 .... what

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:53:01 2016 No.7761680 File: 19 KB, 451x437, plzno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761673

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:53:15 2016 No.7761681 >>7761623 Is that american cheese or something? I prefer velveeta myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:54:21 2016 No.7761683 File: 155 KB, 1280x720, jack_punchable_face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761680

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:56:18 2016 No.7761685 File: 60 KB, 540x540, uhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lobster next to baked beans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:57:20 2016 No.7761688 >>7761656 Ostrich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:57:50 2016 No.7761691 File: 14 KB, 165x248, kingjack_boulder_mode.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761683

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 14:59:27 2016 No.7761698 File: 121 KB, 265x308, kingjack_triggered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761691

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:12:05 2016 No.7761733 File: 184 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cu-ck-_slaw2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761698 >>7761691 Let's get back on track

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:14:46 2016 No.7761739 >>7761487 Chocolate coated pretzels are the bomb so it would probably work

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:15:59 2016 No.7761741 >>7761063 >>7761072 so, pasta thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:16:32 2016 No.7761742 File: 43 KB, 512x512, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761619 Why is there a vagina in that gravy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:17:37 2016 No.7761746 >>7761733 Looking at pictures of internment camps and plate of deviled eggs make me feel the same level of sadness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:18:41 2016 No.7761754 File: 289 KB, 1080x1080, 1445985378087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:18:50 2016 No.7761755 File: 213 KB, 502x496, for fucks sake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] am i the only one who cringes at all the pinterest food

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:22:21 2016 No.7761764 File: 49 KB, 346x341, m8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761639 Is that horse meat & melted wine gums?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:22:45 2016 No.7761767 >>7761763 aaAAAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:22:59 2016 No.7761769 File: 32 KB, 400x300, brazilian soup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:23:04 2016 No.7761770 File: 72 KB, 1000x1000, flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761041 >so much fat reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:24:01 2016 No.7761774 File: 79 KB, 800x600, brazilian arthropods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:25:19 2016 No.7761777 >>7761691 It's like if Golem put on a red t-shirt. Could somebody shop that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:25:20 2016 No.7761778 File: 1.16 MB, 2668x2001, brazilian grubs and onions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:25:35 2016 No.7761780 File: 318 KB, 1280x720, jack_feeding_pigs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761777

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:26:37 2016 No.7761782 >>7761052 how is 'fat ppl know what tastes good' a meme again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:26:43 2016 No.7761783 File: 99 KB, 659x439, brazilian roasted leech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:26:48 2016 No.7761784 doesn't look to bad. fuck your olives though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:27:45 2016 No.7761787 File: 206 KB, 640x480, brazilian snakeplate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:28:38 2016 No.7761790 >>7761784 >doesn't look to bad Americans will defend this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:28:55 2016 No.7761791 >>7761782 Mm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:29:41 2016 No.7761793 File: 75 KB, 399x305, brazilian kabobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:30:11 2016 No.7761795 >>7761783 That looks pretty tasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:30:45 2016 No.7761797 File: 253 KB, 675x1200, clears ya right out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:32:59 2016 No.7761806 >>7761797 What exactly am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:33:42 2016 No.7761809 >>7761087 looks like a dirty toilet bowl with floaters. pbly how itll look coming out too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:34:55 2016 No.7761815 >>7761103 absolutely meh tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:41:10 2016 No.7761828 >>7761806 look like cabbage soup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:43:25 2016 No.7761835 File: 158 KB, 1036x628, 1453336137806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761052 WA FUCKING LA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:43:45 2016 No.7761837 >>7761763 wow,that looks like shit,slice the dogs and put cheese in them, and toast a bun. maybe wrangle up some chilli.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 15:49:04 2016 No.7761853 File: 228 KB, 306x306, 1456850898017.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761835 Is Ja/ck/ a living (for now) meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:09:58 2016 No.7761886 >>7761052 This isn't cringe. This is horror.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:17:38 2016 No.7761903 >>7761160 I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:21:28 2016 No.7761912 File: 334 KB, 483x628, american cuisine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:29:28 2016 No.7761935 >>7761153 Man I've had desperate moments when I threw whatever condiments with some cheese in a tortilla because that's all I had in my fridge. What would possess someone to put it on social media as if it were impressive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:30:43 2016 No.7761938 >>7761935 What the fuck is that purple shit?

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:32:19 2016 No.7761943

Does anyone know if Ja/ck/ has a video of him cooking a Chicago Style Pizza?

I hate both memes (Jack and Go' Za'),....but hopefully together they could make a double memative (like a double negative)

If there isn't one, we should request one on his jewtube

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:32:39 2016 No.7761946 >>7761912 I'm not a fan of h'ors d'eourves at all. So much work for so little food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:34:18 2016 No.7761949 >>7761103 I really really like those 3 things together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:34:43 2016 No.7761952 File: 302 KB, 307x281, ^_-.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761594 >>7761610 >>7761631 >>7761637 underrated sequence

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:36:11 2016 No.7761955 >>7761041 I was already disgusted by the first sauce dump >makes it in huge ass bin just to put it in smaller pan WHY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:37:05 2016 No.7761960 File: 88 KB, 447x479, shisutemu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761131 >I also use lowfat mayo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:38:52 2016 No.7761966 >>7761649 >>7761659 wasn't this the episode where he constantly repeated something along the lies of "i can hear the food police now complaining that it's too raw"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:43:39 2016 No.7761973 >>7761783 I'd try it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:46:02 2016 No.7761976 >>7761175 This is easily the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:49:23 2016 No.7761986 >>7761153 >purple what the fuck is that purple shit?

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 16:54:17 2016 No.7762002
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>>7761943
He hasn't done any chicago style pizzas because he is "Italian". He did make this though which is pretty thick and shitty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxsGSVXJTY8

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 17:04:18 2016 No.7762024 >>7762002 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:04:03 2016 No.7762199 >>7761131 >low fat mayo >and a diet coke please

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:06:08 2016 No.7762207 >>7761041 Mexican meatloaf, lol

>>	W !/DgqZ9T78. Wed Jun 8 18:07:40 2016 No.7762210 test

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:23:25 2016 No.7762257 >>7762210 What a shitty trip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:36:45 2016 No.7762283 File: 1.43 MB, 2744x1840, jack collage 3436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:40:29 2016 No.7762296 >>7761986 rödbetssallad I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:46:50 2016 No.7762311 >>7762283 What in the fuck is that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:48:10 2016 No.7762317 >>7762311 It's a collage of jack images.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 18:59:04 2016 No.7762342 >>7761041 >>7761052 They're like 10 year olds randomly throwing shit together and thinking its great and that they're chefs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:01:18 2016 No.7762348 >>7762283 Source on the raw chicken?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:05:28 2016 No.7762360 File: 44 KB, 912x519, 4d9d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761153 >>7761627 >>7761616 >>7761763 Ah, classic finnish food pics right there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:06:22 2016 No.7762361 >>7762348 cormac cooking bags video.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:10:09 2016 No.7762369 >>7761052 this cant be real....this is fucking gross

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:22:25 2016 No.7762392
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>>7761041
When I was around 7 I had this phase where I would only eat the colored ketchup, but never the normal red ketchup. One night, I asked my Dad if we could buy all 3 and make a "ketchup sandwich." He said yes, probably because he knew once I tried it I would never eat the fucking colored ketchup again. So we got the yellow, green, and purple ketchup, went home and made this disgusting pile of ketchup on 2 slices of bread.

I took one bite, and vomited the ENTIRE night. My dad was fucking pissed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:26:10 2016 No.7762404 >>7762283 >just a little salsa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:27:39 2016 No.7762407 >>7761175 Never post here again you Sub-Human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:30:18 2016 No.7762415 >>7762369 ur nan's gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:31:24 2016 No.7762418 >>7761139 source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUX4tQ6m7U

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:32:51 2016 No.7762420 >>7762392 It's actually not uncommon for children to only want to eat foods of a certain color At least you learned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:46:04 2016 No.7762441 >>7761521 i do not comprehend what i am seeing here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:47:29 2016 No.7762445 >>7761103 I own those exact plates.

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:50:47 2016 No.7762455

>>7762441
You know how heat kills bacteria? Well, "calories" are vicious little bacteria that attack your central nervous system. Your central nervous system fights back and throws your body into red alert, which is why you always feel a burst of energy after you eat anything containing calories. As the calories die, their bodies jellify and form fat deposits on the body. Boiling foods is a good way to kill all of the calorie bacteria in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:50:53 2016 No.7762456 >>7762420 >It's actually not uncommon for autistic children to only want to eat foods of a certain color fixed that for ya.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:54:28 2016 No.7762467 File: 209 KB, 510x346, popuko_understands.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762455 sou ka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:58:42 2016 No.7762477 File: 12 KB, 296x296, 1433980354196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761131 >cuts stick of butter into ten pieces >only uses three of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 19:59:57 2016 No.7762481 File: 1.55 MB, 318x332, 1447433152571.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761139

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:02:30 2016 No.7762486 File: 85 KB, 675x450, 1464141293823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not brushing your teeth while you eat i save so much time doing this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:04:23 2016 No.7762494 >>7762477 if hes gonna use the same portion size later it makes sense, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:06:36 2016 No.7762500 >>7762494 That's like when you want to buy hot dogs but the hot dogs only come in packs of 8 and buns only come in packs of ten.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:09:24 2016 No.7762508 >>7761072 What is that webm even from

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:12:01 2016 No.7762514 >>7761649 Bluefags will defend this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:16:53 2016 No.7762525 File: 2.10 MB, 4032x3024, 1462029260272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >American eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:19:22 2016 No.7762534 >>7761150 >"some meme television show" kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:20:13 2016 No.7762536 >>7762525 Americans don't use forks. They just stuff their food into buns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:22:57 2016 No.7762544 >>7762534 You first, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:23:59 2016 No.7762546 File: 72 KB, 727x960, 1460515866648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762536

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:33:05 2016 No.7762568 >>7761691 >Shepard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:36:48 2016 No.7762574 File: 850 KB, 611x3209, Deep Fried Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:40:30 2016 No.7762584 >>7761946 That's the point. It's extravagance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:41:38 2016 No.7762588 >>7762584 >it's like, ironically shit tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:42:13 2016 No.7762591 File: 486 KB, 501x484, 1424644440048.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762455

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:42:37 2016 No.7762593 >>7762588 Only the cheap ones, which is also the origin of all of those god-awful 50s aspics made with jell-o.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:44:30 2016 No.7762599 >>7761946 Fat fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:45:01 2016 No.7762602 >>7762574 Southern Fried Pizza!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:47:41 2016 No.7762608 >>7762593 >50s aspics Oh fugg. I just googled those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:49:52 2016 No.7762618 File: 895 KB, 500x250, hT3t1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762608 i'm so sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:50:24 2016 No.7762621 >>7761072 >LITERALLY humiliates oh fuck off with your literally

Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:50:44 2016 No.7762622 [DELETED]

>>7762621
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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 20:53:49 2016 No.7762632 File: 115 KB, 769x550, polish meal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762608 lol fuggg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:01:50 2016 No.7762654 >>7761072 S...sauce on the webm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:12:13 2016 No.7762684 File: 34 KB, 600x589, NEAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761778 I'll be honest, that doesn't actually look that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:17:05 2016 No.7762703 File: 95 KB, 750x368, Brazilian Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we doing Brazilian Pizzas?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:24:19 2016 No.7762729 File: 79 KB, 634x455, Brazilian Pizza2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:26:34 2016 No.7762737 >>7761754 >thyself just fucking end my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:26:40 2016 No.7762738 >>7761594 It's a tranny jerking off. He just zoomed in on the face. Frequenters of /b would know this webm all too well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:29:00 2016 No.7762746 >>7761754 >someone behind me got serviced before me That would piss me of too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:37:58 2016 No.7762773 >>7762746 Fuck off. If you take longer to eat then you're going to get your check later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:41:36 2016 No.7762788 >>7761072 I love this pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:47:16 2016 No.7762810 File: 198 KB, 1024x1024, 1458285568220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7762746 Would you also just assume it's because of muh racism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 21:47:29 2016 No.7762812 >>7761103 now that's some fucking gutter ass stoner food right there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:26:38 2016 No.7762931 >>7762812 You're retarded, lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:34:50 2016 No.7762943 >>7761303 >>7761327 Don't talk shit about steve you fucking mcdonalds gurgling obese neckbeards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:35:46 2016 No.7762945 >>7761106 Fuck you mean 'white people'?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:38:58 2016 No.7762953 >>7762574 How well does this work with 'go pizza?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:45:09 2016 No.7762962 >>7761685 I GUARANTEE this person was able to buy that lobster tail on EBT. No other fucking way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:48:24 2016 No.7762969 >It's another samefag reposting jack thread >It's the exact same samefag responses of people apparently freaking out for the first time, every time >HOW could he mix ALL THOSE THINGS TOGETHER Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:49:00 2016 No.7762970 >>7762969 There's always new people to the board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:50:44 2016 No.7762973 >>7762970 Not that many new people, you fucking idiot. It's just /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 22:57:31 2016 No.7762990 >>7761835 Fuck. He dresses like a 12 year old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:01:17 2016 No.7763001 >>7762969 This is true paranoid autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:05:29 2016 No.7763010 >>7761733 back to the strat with the lightning strap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:08:49 2016 No.7763021 File: 239 KB, 1012x1368, 1447896967052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:18:29 2016 No.7763039 Guys I don't get the za meme can you spoonfeed a summerfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:19:32 2016 No.7763041 >>7763039 It's Chicago Pizza except retardified. 'go 'za.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:19:51 2016 No.7763042 >>7761912 >turkey >monte cristo Fucking pick one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:21:22 2016 No.7763048 >>7763042 I'll take the turkey. Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:23:19 2016 No.7763053 File: 8 KB, 300x223, 382421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761763 is that a dead rat on the hot dogs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:24:47 2016 No.7763058 File: 569 KB, 543x601, 1447904571965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:24:54 2016 No.7763059 >>7761041 It's the laziest enchilada casserole ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:26:31 2016 No.7763062 >>7761106 This is what vomit s made of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:26:38 2016 No.7763063 >>7763058 I can't tell which is the steak and which is the muffin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:45:35 2016 No.7763118 >>7761605 Lemon? Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:47:17 2016 No.7763123 >>7762311 hownew.ru

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 23:50:04 2016 No.7763132 >>7762962 I watched 3 jungle monkeys buy $125 of pork and corn for a memorial day cook out and pay for $107 of it with EBT. I have never been so sad to pay taxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:02:51 2016 No.7763184 >>7761175 The BLT is named Rubyn. Hehehehe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:16:32 2016 No.7763233 >>7762392 >colored ketchup jesus fucking fuck why...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:17:30 2016 No.7763239 >>7761137 Actually a bomb side dish, but definitely southern

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:19:47 2016 No.7763247 >>7763233 It's pretty funny, honestly. I remember advertisements pushing that shit hard. And I understand coloring things to make it appealing, but I can't think of a single kid I knew that didn't love ketchup. What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:19:52 2016 No.7763248 >>7761059 PARTY CHEESE SALAD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:20:36 2016 No.7763251 >>7763239 I am from the south and have never seen this but pears and mozzarella is a legitimate hour de oeuvre, especially with a light balsamic drizzle. Mayo =/= balsamic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:23:03 2016 No.7763262 >>7763233 Because they thought it would sell well. Spoiler: It didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:24:11 2016 No.7763268 >>7761052 That look on his face when he takes a bite at the end gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:28:26 2016 No.7763281 >>7763251 Im from mississippi and my grandmother makes them every now and then. I've never seen any evidence of them being made elsewhere I don't think until this thread. Its a good tasting combo though, I enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:30:23 2016 No.7763289 >>7761103 Would eat that honestly. Ham and baked beans is fucking awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:42:00 2016 No.7763346 >>7761675 PORK VAGINAS IN A RICH VEGETABLE AND PORK GRAVY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:54:08 2016 No.7763394 >>7761063 uncle is /r9k/ as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:57:16 2016 No.7763409 >>7761082 is that the son he was gloating about almost murdering?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 00:59:11 2016 No.7763418 >>7761103 it was at this moment I realized i grew up white trash

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 01:23:24 2016 No.7763483 >>7761629 >>7761742 >>7761619 It's snail

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 01:26:49 2016 No.7763493 >>7761793 I don't get it. How can you eat this? Those centipedes are extremely poisonous. Does cooking them somehow remove the poison? Genuinely curious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 01:31:07 2016 No.7763503 >>7763493 Don't you mean venomous? While I assume they are defanged, heat of cooking + stomach acids actually break down the proteins that made up the venom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 01:54:52 2016 No.7763550 >>7761770 Yeah, the salad probably has a lot in it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 01:57:26 2016 No.7763559 >>7761103 I see nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:05:30 2016 No.7763576 >>7761139 shit son ya got some Milk-Steak there? Mmmm nom nom nom hella tight yo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:05:54 2016 No.7763577 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, bon appetit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:10:45 2016 No.7763585 File: 432 KB, 720x691, 8959727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763577 >that dorito scissoring Always

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:12:05 2016 No.7763590 >>7763577 I have absolutely no clue what the fuck I just watched.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:14:54 2016 No.7763596 >>7761656 Looks like a fucking IED casualty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:17:36 2016 No.7763601 Post more jack please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:20:02 2016 No.7763610 >>7762546 >tfw North Carolinian The fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:21:18 2016 No.7763611 File: 25 KB, 462x370, gunrange stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763577 Just...fuck everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:24:16 2016 No.7763618 >>7763577 Just when you think "too much sauce" she just piles on more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:24:18 2016 No.7763619 File: 324 KB, 503x386, fdc7fc2f00f967ea2190d82d9bdf0734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:32:27 2016 No.7763639 >>7761141 Thats a pathetic attempt at cheese fries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:34:19 2016 No.7763643 >>7763619 Bacon wrapped chicken is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:35:58 2016 No.7763646 >>7763643 Yeah but it's not like random legs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:37:39 2016 No.7763650 File: 70 KB, 540x960, lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763643 How's this one then From the same profile

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:39:25 2016 No.7763654 >>7761783 im sure its similar to eel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:40:36 2016 No.7763658 File: 97 KB, 264x314, d1418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763577 >>7763650

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 02:47:33 2016 No.7763668 >>7763577 the part that gets me is all the utensils she uses and shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:05:37 2016 No.7763695 >>7761659 >if the juice runs clear, then have no fear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:07:01 2016 No.7763696 File: 951 KB, 720x404, 1461546260745.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763601 If.. that's what you want

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:12:29 2016 No.7763701

>>7763239
Southern guy, never heard of this shit. Although, my mom makes a pineapple and cheddar casserole every Thanksgiving. Shit had crushed Ritz crackers as a crust. Sweet and savory side dish or desert. Post-Depression tier recipe, but surprisingly dank.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:15:56 2016 No.7763706 >>7763610 Also North Carolinian, also confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:17:15 2016 No.7763708 File: 68 KB, 612x720, FB_IMG_1461101251645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo fuckers. God tier protein shake right here. Don't forget the nanners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:21:07 2016 No.7763716 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, mmm raw pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:34:21 2016 No.7763732 >>7763716 Jesus I love this dude. It's like watching a child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:52:10 2016 No.7763771 File: 260 KB, 920x662, 1347117087636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763716 >Fat still so unrendered it can't even tear

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:52:30 2016 No.7763773 >>7762574 Frozen pizza is awful; deep frying it would be a considerable improvement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:53:42 2016 No.7763777 >>7763773 It doesn't have to be. I shred a little asiago on top and throw some extra spices and most are surprisingly palatable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 03:59:07 2016 No.7763785 >>7763696 Is that plate on the floor?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 04:21:01 2016 No.7763838 >>7763785 It's on a dirty towel on the counter. Might as well be the floor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 04:43:15 2016 No.7763874 >>7761573 fucking this

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 07:59:20 2016 No.7763948

>>7761616
This reminds me, when I was 13, or so, I was hanging out with this Portorican guy, living in a shit hole, when I inquired what would we eat for lunch, because hell that was supposed to be the plan and he was rather fat so I hoped he liked eating, all I got was left over fries, the shitty short and overcooked ones and 2 cold wurstels, fortunately they were the ones that are sold pre-cooked otherwise I would be swimming in diarrhea.

Later I lent him Pokemon green leaf, he got cancer and I never heard from him again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:10:59 2016 No.7763969 >>7763577 is this what american street food is like? how much would this cost? should be relatively cheap since it's street food... right??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:16:28 2016 No.7763981 >>7763969 I dunno, this whole thing struck me as very Asian, especially the excessive plating and mayo. I imagined it's like a Japanese street stand that specializes in serving "American" snack food or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:32:31 2016 No.7764008 File: 422 KB, 499x556, screenshot-iconosquare.com 2015-06-24 17-15-47.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763969 >>7763981 its Mexican: http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:36:54 2016 No.7764020
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all you guys are so fucking pretentious, sometimes you just need to be able to throw something together at the last minute, there's nothing with trying your best in cooking a meal. It's a not a fucking competition.

Pictured is what I ate for dinner, at least I tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:37:53 2016 No.7764021 >>7761133 noodle sandwiches are the fucking bomb

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:45:38 2016 No.7764032 >>7764020 >tfw reading this thread while eating "lunch" consisting of a breaded chicken breast fillet sandwiched in brown bread with two slices of plastic cheese Pretty tasty to be honest, but it looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:46:26 2016 No.7764036 >>7763716 requesting the raw chicken webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:47:07 2016 No.7764038 >>7764020 And at what point did you post your creation proudly to Facebook to impress all your friends? Did you upload a tutorial video to YouTube?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 08:59:22 2016 No.7764049 File: 6 KB, 249x203, 1465158975719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763577

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 09:41:33 2016 No.7764118 File: 1.03 MB, 1280x720, rage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7763696 >poutine >cringe I was in Toronto for a day and I ate like 6 plates of that stuff by myself. The only reason it's cringe is that he's not using cheese curds.

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:06:54 2016 No.7764145
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Have some old-ass content.

Also, does anyone have a pic of the thread where anon tried to cook despite not knowing shit, and ended up frying stuff in the oil from his tuna can, amongst other things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:16:50 2016 No.7764150 >>7761103 that looks really good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:18:56 2016 No.7764154 >>7761133 that fucking pointer

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:20:32 2016 No.7764159

>>7761133

>he eats that shit in front of me like he didn't just combine two foods that were never meant to be combined

says fucking who? i hate this bullshit. if it's about carb on carb, would you object to him just eating more bread or more noodles? what exactly makes it wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:21:33 2016 No.7764162 >>7763251 >>7763239 >>7761137 cheese and fruit go well together, who fucking knew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:25:20 2016 No.7764168 >>7761534 what is cringe about this picture man these threads always have a lot of posts that are obviously made by kids who don't know shit about cooking but feel entitled to criticise others

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:26:12 2016 No.7764170 >>7761052 >better be gentle on the cheese topping, it adds calories! diet coke please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:27:22 2016 No.7764174 >>7764118 I must know how much you weigh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:28:43 2016 No.7764176 >>7764168 >who don't know shit about _______ but feel entitled to criticise others Congratulations. You just described the internet as a whole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:31:55 2016 No.7764185 >>7761114 I'm really confused. >to eat a mixture of what we had for lunch that day: A sloppy joe, peaches, coleslaw, mayonnaise, strawberry milk, and a napkin. who ate the napkin? are they ok, like are they of sound mind? do they need help?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:36:00 2016 No.7764192 >>7762536 That's not a fork. that's a spork, with a sharpened edge. why use three utensils when you can just use one? MURICA

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:45:06 2016 No.7764217 >>7763619 >>7763650 >hurr durr poorly presented and photographed food is so disgusting thank god you don't get invited to dinner parties

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:46:05 2016 No.7764219 >>7761754 good, fuck white supremacists

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:46:31 2016 No.7764220 >>7764038 the fact that these things are on social media does not mean anyone is 'proud' of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 10:48:14 2016 No.7764225 >>7764185 ever heard of a dirty pint it's juvenile but it's not deranged

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:17:19 2016 No.7764287 >>7763874 fucking kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:20:27 2016 No.7764298 >>7764159 I highly recommend that you calm down, kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:22:42 2016 No.7764303 >>7764168 The irony in this post is astounding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:24:34 2016 No.7764312 >>7764303 no it isn't you bellend. he's putting a lime in a chicken's cavity. the fuck is wrong with that >>7764298 >kid grow up, infant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:33:06 2016 No.7764331 >>7761797 I bet that doesn't even slow down on it's way out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:47:28 2016 No.7764373 >>7764312 Oh, so you're trolling. I was concerned for a minute.

>>	Mr.Shankly !yGIwNOuL5k Thu Jun 9 11:51:28 2016 No.7764387 >>7761097 I laughed at his Italian!

>>	Mr.Shankly !yGIwNOuL5k Thu Jun 9 11:56:05 2016 No.7764400 >>7761130 assolutamente divertente

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 11:57:28 2016 No.7764407 >>7763577 RealLifeTacoTown.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:01:27 2016 No.7764424 >>7764020 Pasta.

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:02:01 2016 No.7764426

>>7764373

explain to me the precise mechanism by which you think i am 'trolling' anyone. putting a lime in a chicken's cavity is not bad cooking. look up marcella hazan's famous recipe for 'chicken with two lemons'.

these threads always hold a light up to the squeamishness and superficiality of western culture when it comes to food. you look at a picture in poor lighting and conclude that the food is disgusting. you see someone make a cake with mayonnaise and conclude that it's disgusting. anything you notice that isn't the way you were taught to do something is either wrong or disgusting. it's infuriatingly childish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:02:06 2016 No.7764427 >>7764407 AuthenticMexican.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:07:15 2016 No.7764449 >>7764426 You would need to slice those limes, I think is the issue here friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:14:45 2016 No.7764479 >>7764449 >being this wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:29:50 2016 No.7764542 >>7764168 The cringe is the resemblance of the chicken cavity to his wife's pussy and the insinuation that he shoves limes into her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:33:39 2016 No.7764554 >>7764449 no you wouldn't

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 12:53:00 2016 No.7764620 >>7764426 You're obviously trolling because you're clearly being retarded on purpose. There is zero reason to get this exercised on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 13:18:06 2016 No.7764687 >>7764426 >it's a "pseudo-intellectual 17 year old hypocrite gets mad on 4chan" episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 14:01:03 2016 No.7764785 File: 719 KB, 1160x816, 1t2fg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761691 MEATBALL E A T B A L L

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 14:04:51 2016 No.7764803 >>7761521 duo penotti on a pistolette?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 14:07:32 2016 No.7764806 >>7761763 What the FUCK is the GRAY SHIT ON THE DOGS?

Anonymous Thu Jun 9 15:58:04 2016 No.7765053

My room mate used to eat the nastiest shit. Three week old leftovers, basically boiled talapia and covered with bbq sauce. I thought we had seen it all until he made steak one night.

>Dude buys a decent ribeye. grills it. Totally okay
>Makes ramen noodles as a side, thought this was weird because he was "cutting" but whatever
>4 scrambled eggs. wtf
Then he goes to plate this fucking abomination
>steak on bottom, actually cooked well. Pours half a bottle of A1 on it
>ramen noodles cover steak, chicken flavor pack
>fried eggs on top of ramen.
>to top it all off, half a bottle of that "yum yum" sauce
Then grabs lite beer because "beer is empty calories"
fucking died some that day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 16:49:12 2016 No.7765189 >>7761521 duo penotti on a pistolette?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 16:50:19 2016 No.7765191 >>7761764 ja, en spinazie

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 18:56:13 2016 No.7765486 >>7763021 Kraft singles on bread with a side of two mango seeds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 19:02:34 2016 No.7765501 >>7764145 >using tuna oil to fry stuff That's sounds like a good idea... Is it bad though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 22:32:50 2016 No.7766178 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, juicy chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 9 23:43:22 2016 No.7766415 >>7763577 San Francisco was nothing like people told me it would be. Fucking techbarbarians. They ruined this city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 00:28:47 2016 No.7766589 >>7766415 >expecting commiefornia to be good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 01:10:14 2016 No.7766714 File: 1.93 MB, 245x246, Sensible Chuckle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7761616 >That lone fucking hot dog

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 10 01:27:02 2016 No.7766772 File: 327 KB, 890x1557, IMG_20160609_222139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >knowing someone in my house bought this

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