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Post your webms lads

>> No.7752045

Cheese is disgusting.
Why do Americans eat it everyday?

>> No.7752066

stop. doing. generals.

>> No.7752067 [DELETED] 
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Cool story, how do you feel about nutella?

>> No.7752070

Stop posting in them :^)

>> No.7752079

Can someone tell me what the fuck he's doing? Other than very finely julienning something.

>> No.7752085
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>> No.7752114

This is neat but I can just imagine how crusty that top is from not covering it.

>> No.7752125


Really? How crusty? I don't have a bread maker and have actually never even made bread, but I do enjoy it. A little crust is nice but too much crust... eh...

>> No.7752139

>this much effort to produce something that looks like cum curdled in a soap bath

>> No.7752146

>this much effort to produce something
That is the japanese way

>> No.7752148

Is it japanese though? Sure looks chinese to me.

>> No.7752151

because it isn't disgusting.

>> No.7752156

He is thinly cutting tofu for a soup.

>> No.7752160

thats tofu, anon, and it has nothing to do with america

what did america do to you to make you so insecure?

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>> No.7752203 [DELETED] 

lol what the fuck is this

>> No.7752211 [DELETED] 
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Why it's Jack of course!

>> No.7752220 [DELETED] 


Is this some cooking show parody skit?

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Sweet summer child

>> No.7752232 [DELETED] 

Hello, newfag.

>> No.7752234 [DELETED] 


This guy has a legit mental handicap, right?

>> No.7752235
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>> No.7752240 [DELETED] 


Yeah I guess I'm new to /ck/ so what's the story with Jack?

>> No.7752243 [DELETED] 

Hello, newfag.

>> No.7752246 [DELETED] 
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He has a mental disability.

>> No.7752247 [DELETED] 

Just go look up Cooking with Jack on Youtube. He makes a lot of pretty gross things.

>> No.7752250 [DELETED] 

>those tiny gook fingers
Asiatics are such manlets.

>> No.7752252 [DELETED] 

Pretty sure you're fucking with me

Will do

>> No.7752259 [DELETED] 


Don't give that disgusting swine views you stupid fucks.

>> No.7752261

Why not just say Asians?

Also it's a girl.

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>> No.7752280 [DELETED] 

>ja/ck/ independently discovers non-Newtonian fluids

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>> No.7752296 [DELETED] 

Asians would by default also include pakis and afghans, not just gooks, nips and chinks.

>> No.7752304

So does Asiatic.

>> No.7752333

You typically will cover a rising dough like this with plastic wrap to prevent it from drying out on top as it rises. It's good to have a crust when the bread is baked but a crust on raw dough is generally not something you want.

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>> No.7752344

This seems like a pretty big waste of time.

>> No.7752346

time is just a human concept

>> No.7752353

So is cooking.

>> No.7752361 [DELETED] 

Well, to be honest I refer to the negro races as negroids.
Perhaps I'm just old fashioned?

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>> No.7752371


>> No.7752377


Nah bro, it was a very good system. The garlic would literally liquefy in the butter.

>> No.7752381

Is this Jack's wife?

>> No.7752388

Jesus fucking wept.

>> No.7752390

That's not much of an excuse. But I'm curious how old you are.

>> No.7752395

>uses jack cheese

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>> No.7752408

>Cheese is disgusting.
>Why do Americans eat it everyday?
Found the brown feller.

>> No.7752436


Fuck off faggot. No one wants to see this shit for the fucking thousandth time.

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Calm down, Jacko

>> No.7752450

yes, unintentionally though

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>> No.7752483

I fucking despise Jack and his awful cooking, but id rather eat the one on the left. The one on the right looks dry af desu senpai

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>> No.7752489 [DELETED] 

>desu senpai

>> No.7752534

They look a tidbit dry, but otherwise delicious.

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>> No.7753108

fired immediately?

>> No.7753111

Our god is a vengeful God

>> No.7753117 [DELETED] 

Just look at all the webms. He's the worst cook on youtube, yet he has like 200k subscribers

>> No.7753144

it was "prison" not like they had anything better to do

>> No.7753147

People think women can cook

>> No.7753163

You know it's summer when people complain about old memes

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>undercooks almost everything
>makes some of the most disgusting recipes imaginable
>has poor motor skills and no culinary talent (knife skills, etc)
>never seems to improve despite how many things he cooks
>does product reviews, never follows instructions, and blames the product
>went on a knockoff 'Shark Tank' type of show to ask for an investment for his BBQ sauce company... broke down crying after being accused of just shilling his YouTube channel
>has bragged about strangling his son
>still gets a bunch of views and money from YouTube

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You know it's summer when you literal 11-year olds still think Jack is funny.

>> No.7753219

She should no be allowed to use knives or be in the kitchen.

>> No.7753263 [DELETED] 

Yeah wow I watched some of his recent videos and I couldn't figure out why people would watch him for actual cooking advice. I'm curious about all this lore but I might just walk away from it now...

>> No.7753271 [DELETED] 

some of us post Jack videos because we can learn from his simple approach and enjoy his simple white dishes.
Look the guy has hundreds of videos and there are webMs lampooning him for about six of them, that's either a giant vote of confidence or these guys just don't go deep into the Jack hole.
but yeah naw, Jack is juvenile unlike steve brule. well put

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Anybody want to post some webms of nice things?

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>> No.7753277

wtf is the point of that?

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>> No.7753296

So that's tofu... are you a moran?

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>> No.7753315

Damn it, that is so satisfying to watch.

>> No.7753320

Anyone got the webm of her trying to cut open a coconut?

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>> No.7753327

is there any more like this?

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that rubbery bacon...

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>Jack has a kid
how the fuck does this guy have a wife

>> No.7753355


Holy shit that other chick holding the can while she's doing this

>> No.7753359 [DELETED] 

The world is a mysterious place, anon.

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I have a few more

>> No.7753365

>Unoriginal post with unoriginal reply #37849

These webm threads are shit now.

>> No.7753367


those bear claw things are so stupid

>> No.7753368

post some OC then faggot

>> No.7753369 [DELETED] 

jesus christ. i remember my mom would just place the coconut in a few plastic bags and let me slam it against the concrete driveway as a kid.

>> No.7753373


and he's tearing apart an undercooked "bbq" pork loin. i can't imagine the amount of bacteria present in that guy's section of the universe.

>> No.7753374

Posting the same shit in every thread is not a good substitute for my lack of content. It's shitting up the board.

>> No.7753375

that was very poorly applied, what a shithead

>> No.7753377 [DELETED] 

Oh man, that sounds fun.

My mom just gave me a butcher knife and showed me how to open it up properly.

>> No.7753378 [DELETED] 

are you me?

You're shitting up the board

>> No.7753380

how much is one of these can openers and where can I buy one? I've fucked up my wrist and I've had to buy ring pull cans only for too long

>> No.7753382

I'm not impressed by that, I feel like thats basically the perfect job for a robot

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This thread went to shit.

>> No.7753390


god... i hate these fucking facebook shared recipes, especially the cheap ass casseroles.

who the fuck cooks chips into a liquid? holy fuck that pile of shit is disgusting. might as well be slopping the hogs. fucking hell i'm mad.

>> No.7753392

like any of those autistic fuck ups could be trusted to work with food

>> No.7753396

>might as well be slopping the hogs
isn't that just flyover food in general though?

>> No.7753397

Any kind of can opener that can not easily go in a dish washer or be washed in the sink is nothing but a bacteria factory. That thing looks like itll be as disgusting and impossible to clean as the much easier to use electric kind

>> No.7753399


so undercooked the cheese isn't melting from the cold burger.. and that squirt of liquid... i almost hurled.

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>slopping the hogs

Pretty much, yeah

>> No.7753411

use anti bacterial wipes once a week

>> No.7753412

Im not impressed by this post. A robot produces better content.

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she's a whale. probably dumb as rocks like him too.

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like those kfc bowls... disgusting

>> No.7753429 [DELETED] 


he has no coordination or grasp of cooking technique. there's a reason those guys use the fine tipped squeeze bottle and not what looks like a water bottle. hell, he probably does suck down shit from it and put pancake batter in without washing out the saliva.

>> No.7753432

>go to USA
>at a KFC, want to try something not served in my country
>get a bowl
>see that shit

I was so disappointed

>> No.7753433

I remember back when those were introduced and I thought it was a joke.. I didn't believe anyone would actually just throw random foods into a bowl as a sold product.

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>> No.7753439

Just to note these films are made by a guy called PES. Check him out on Youtube, his videos are really great in high res.

>> No.7753442

Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

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>> No.7753469 [DELETED] 

>dem steady hands
No wonder chinks make such good surgeons

>> No.7753477 [DELETED] 

>No wonder chinks make such good surgeons
they do?

>> No.7753478

thanks anon

>> No.7753480 [DELETED] 


>> No.7753481

>Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

some people really do get slopped. they shovel food in their gaping maws as quickly as possible, making all kinds of disgusting noises, so the presentation and taste don't matter at all. as long as it's salty, they'll eat it without much thought.

fucking disgusting pigs.

>> No.7753492


You guys ever had one? It's just chicken with gravy cheese and corn over some mashed potatoes. Which are all normal things to pair with each other save maybe the cheese

They taste all right after all it is KFC food so it's not gonna be high dining

I do agree that it looks like slop

>> No.7753495

these are way better with sound

>> No.7753513

I don't get it, looks like they all failed their whatever nintendo test and they seem pretty chill and happy about it,.
anyway, if you want a good doctor then look for a cuban doctor.

>> No.7753580


i laugh every time i see these gifs

>> No.7753588

No you don't

>> No.7753592

man are people so lazy they can't follow a proper recipe that doesn't involve dumping a lo0ad of rubbish in a tray?

>> No.7753601

Because you're a fucking retard

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>The samefag posting garbage gets deleted

Based mods

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>> No.7753666

Why is he cutting it with a pole-saw attachment?

>> No.7753680

>cuban doctor

>> No.7753681

it's just a folding hand saw

>> No.7753684

He used a pole saw to cut the nest down

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How do you guys like your eggs?

>> No.7753706

How about I post muh dyk in ure pussy babe??

>> No.7753707

suck. my. dick.

>> No.7753709
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>> No.7753716

But I love a man in uniform...

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>> No.7754101

first, that's tofu.
Second, cheese isn't disgusting at all you're retarded.
Thrid, the way that guy is cutting using a clever I'll abso-fucking-lutely promise you he learned to cook in china or SEA, not the god damn USA.
Fourth, from the skill in those cuts, how even the pieces are, his minimalist motions, etc, this guy is really fucking talented.

In summary, the sewer run off in mumbi is too good for you.

>> No.7754108

fyi Julian is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips. So it would be 'cutting it into a fine julian' since it's not a verb.

sorry for grammar nazi post, cooking terms used incorrectly triggers me.

>> No.7754114

but with some practice you can accomplish the same thing with a good paring knife. This just seems... pointless I guess.

>> No.7754116

I finally figured out ways to make different breads decently, it took me a while but every time I see something like this I'm still impressed. It's pretty easy to make a good meal but to make good bread takes a lot more skill and equipment.

>> No.7754117

Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread?
Are eggs supposed to be a delicacy in whatever shit hole that is?

>> No.7754119

You're spelling it wrong. It can be verb or a noun (and maybe even an adjective.)


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>puts hands down into bowl near mixers

>> No.7754125

weird seeing it in an English dictionary. I would get ripped a new one for using it that way when I was learning to cook. Well, whatever. personal pet peeve anyway.

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>> No.7754198

Well, your pet peeve is factually incorrect

>> No.7754229

You were a faggot for bringing it up in the first place.

Sorry thats just a pet peeve of mine.

>> No.7754233

Is name calling really necessary?

>> No.7754240

>not brushed with butter
It's shit

>> No.7754249

its cheap, easy and fast.

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I left some parts out.

>> No.7754253

eggs on toast are good, shoo with your bad taste

>> No.7754255

Like yer mum

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>> No.7754262

>implying a handmixer can do serious damage

Sure it hurts but it won't draw blood or anything.

>> No.7754265

How did the stock become so THICC?

>> No.7754268

>he trims the wax into the food

Why are hipsters allowed to cook?

>> No.7754270

How does he manage to fuck up literally everything. You'd think after so long cooking you would figure things out

>> No.7754271


the ice cream machine is always out of order

>> No.7754272

He doesn't say. The recipe doesn't mention any blending. It gets simmered for two hours so I assume it just thickens on its own.

>> No.7754273

what wax

>> No.7754284

What's the liquid in the jar, and was that rosemary?

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rotate that fucking hotdog jesus christ fuck i'm so mad at this stupid webm and it's posted all the goddamned time

>> No.7754304


>is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips.
its exactly cutting something into strips.

>> No.7754307

its not wax. its rind.

>> No.7754310

Never have I had a boner and want to throw up at the same time.

>> No.7754314

He simmered the fuck out of the peas, which caused them to dissolve, releasing all of their starch and thickening the soup.

>> No.7754316

Don't bother with Franco-English grammar, it's a mess and nobody use any French word or locution correctly anyway.
sauter is to pan
sauté is panned
saute is (you) pan
sautant is panning
sautéed would translate as panneded or something.
Ménage à trois doesn't mean menage a trois, and "fauille gwasse" would be how people pronounce foie gras.

He probably added some flour or corn starch (mixed in some water and added in the soup), or a roux.

>> No.7754327


Is this some kind of fresh out of the ice cavewoman? Who the fuck doesn't know how to open a can?

>> No.7754329

Busy working person or poor people with no stove

>> No.7754332

but why

>> No.7754335


What is this meme cheese and why do I see it everywhere now?

>> No.7754340


So you can use a smaller burner.

>> No.7754350

On the curved side.

>> No.7754355

It's okay anon. I used to not know movies either.

>> No.7754362

its not wax.


>> No.7754365

That's not wax; it's the rind of the cheese. The darker color can be from smoking or washing in a brine before aging.

>> No.7754403

sorry for my rudeness btw.

wasnt necessary.

>> No.7754421

americans don't even eat cheese, they eat plastic marketed as cheese

>> No.7754431

its from goodfellas

>> No.7754440

Just homunculus my shit up https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I

>> No.7754450

Everyday we stray further from God's light

>> No.7754459

its apple juice

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>> No.7754485


Watching this video made me feel extremely ill at ease like I witnessed a rape or something

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They actually look semi-okay in the promotional pictures, it's basically false advertising because the bowl just turns into a uniform gray potato gravy cheese corn sludge with chicken in it right after you start eating it

>> No.7754515

Just fyi if you're a man tofu is one of the single worst things you can eat for yourself.

>> No.7754516

>>775204 i think youre a brit.
what did america do to you?

>> No.7754533

<3 chef john

>> No.7754551

>dumps the shitton of liquid into the middle every time
Goddamn what a fuckin idiot

>> No.7754553

Whenever I had gotten these in the past the people who made mine tried harder and it looked better than this.
That being said, get ready to shit violently.

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>> No.7754681


Fuck I hate Chinks.

>> No.7754701


No wonder he's surly - the motherfucker filming him hasn't even ordered any food.

>> No.7754709

LMAO have these people not eaten in their lives?

>> No.7754710


>you wouldn't understand my culture you uneducated redneck

>> No.7754715

Flyover genocide when?

>> No.7754747

na, it's just mainlander chinese people who are generally quite selfish and have no respect for others

>> No.7754752

I want to be surly king of the egg fort.

>> No.7754765

Tried this the exact way he did it this weekend. Added a little bit of cheese, pretty decent.

>> No.7754766

That's not cheese you imbecile.

>> No.7754770


I was in Japan about a week ago. Without exception, every time someone was being noisy, rude, breaking the rules, or upsetting the 'wa', they were Chinese. They're an entire nation of openly selfish arseholes.

I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry (a peasantry whose traditions were trampled by decades of communist misrule) into the urbanised middle classes. There are so many of them that they've completely overwhelmed what urban middle classes used to exist in China, so they've never had to learn how fit in, how to behave around others, the kind of manners and politeness that help people live cheek by jowl in cities. They and/or their parents grew up in small inward-looking rural communities, so they can't concieve of not being a total shit to someone that you don't personally know.

>> No.7754781

>adding cheese to your surly egg sandwich
What's wrong fag, can't taste the herbal flavors?

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>> No.7754795

Theory makes a lot of sense. The Chinese goverment has had to do public service campaigns to keep Chinese people from acting like such shits when they're tourists.

>> No.7754800

>I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry

That's not a theory, that's the fucking truth. I have terrible stories of relatives that used to visit my parents from mainland China. They're pretty much the same except they have more money now and became super middle class assholes.

>> No.7754807

fuck off slut he is my husbando

>> No.7754837

I was hungry. Don't beat me.

>> No.7754839


what is this?

>> No.7754841

Two women trying to open a coconut

>> No.7754844

This is nowhere near as bad as people are saying it is. It's like you've never been in a food torture thread on /ck/ before.

>> No.7754851


and as always... ennnjoy

>> No.7754875

I don't want to be a dick, but it's olive oil not butter

>> No.7754882

With those slices? You're better off finely grating it.

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>> No.7754893

Are you sure you didn't just dump a cup of water and some cold shredded cheese in there yourself? I've gotten several famous bowls and they've never looked like that.

>> No.7754896


The whole things slides out and you run it through the dishwasher once a night. I take it you've never even been close to a kitchen?

>> No.7754906

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.7754908

to be fair it's not like most people get to crack coconuts on daily basis

>> No.7754913

Is this chinese people at a buffet?

>> No.7754914

that seems like such a dumb way of baking bread. more than often one will fall in. what a waste. no wonder these people are literally stuck in the stone age

>> No.7754918


>> No.7754936

>The way they handle the knife
>Their faces
I never crack coconuts but that does not mean that I would go full retard like those strong and independent womyn

>> No.7754955

to be fair, you have to be borderline retarded to think that's going to work.

>> No.7754975

just melts in to a butter

>> No.7754993

no sell eggs no go home

>> No.7755003

If I was the surly king of Egg Fort I'd never leave. Get my peasants to restock supplies

>> No.7755004

YOU fuck off faggot.

>> No.7755107

She can probably jerk a mean cock

>> No.7755115

Woe. This is it from naturally rising?

>> No.7755120

Fucking hate mushrooms

>> No.7755122

It would burn, not liquefy

>> No.7755126

Oh great another imbecile.

>> No.7755129

I hope who ever makes these lives a long, prosperous life

>> No.7755138

>why do I see it everywhere now?
Someone posted it on plebbit and all the normies came cuz of it

>> No.7755143

That razor must be blunt as hell.

>> No.7755147

Yeah. Likely a buffet
The crab legs are probably limited to what's there so they want to get as much as they can
If you ever see any sort of policy that limits how That's why you often see limits on how much you can grab, because people would grab a shitload
Goes from shitty $5 buffets to more expensive $50 buffets

>> No.7755153

All you had to do with turn the hod dog the other way

>> No.7755158

That one is probably more expensive than it's worth if you don't open many cans a day

>> No.7755163

When you have no knife skills...

>> No.7755169

Favorite one so far.

>> No.7755177

>That's something that a machine can never do.
Says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year.

>> No.7755206

this was nominated for an animated short film Oscar

>> No.7755209

I'd love one of these and just eat if off that branch like corn on the cob

>> No.7755214

That probably cost like a dollar

>> No.7755215


how does she still have her hands

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>> No.7755219

So would the eggs in the bottom of that pot end up being cooked when they're over the burner like that?

>> No.7755220 [DELETED] 

>still trying

>> No.7755223

I used to eat eggs and toast all the time back during my college days

>> No.7755226

Some people are just fuck ups

I also like how this fat fuck has a fitbit

>> No.7755235

This is probably the first time she's tried to do any real cooking in her life

>> No.7755239

Are those first two pieces of meat burnt on the outside?

>> No.7755248


Not really. The dense char on the outside of the meat is called bark.

It's what happens when the spice rub they use to coat the meat form into a slurry and become discolored by the smoke. It's got a heavy, smoky flavor but it's not at all burned in the sense of the word you'd usually think about.

>> No.7755254

i could watch this all day. i freakin love meat

>> No.7755260

>suck. my. dick.

go on..

>> No.7755279

Fucking mainlanders.

>> No.7755346

yeah I bet you do gaylord

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>> No.7755392

ohhhhhh shiit

>> No.7755394


well shit

>> No.7755449

>expecting fap material
>get this


>> No.7755463

Is this a time lapse or real time?

>> No.7755470

Someone failed to practice OSHA standards when eating corn from a power drill.

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>that watermark

>> No.7755547

Wouldn't that hurt like hell? She barely looks a little surprised.

>> No.7755551


>> No.7755554

Shit was yanked out so fast she's probably in shock.

>> No.7755559
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I hope she sued. She has a good case against
>the person that was holding the drill
>the person who owns the home in which this happened (if it wasn't her home)
>the manufacturer of the drill
>the store or vendor that sold her the corn

I bet she's rich now

>> No.7755583

Well of course. You use the sharp razors for shivs.

>> No.7755585

it was staged you goof

>> No.7755613

You're gonna get replaced by a machine one day.

>> No.7755652

I have seen some shit, I mean really bad shit.

This though... This is what keeps me up at night.

>> No.7755684

I'm holding out hope that this was scripted, and that they all had a good laugh at the scripted character's stupidity as soon as the camera powered off.

>> No.7755726

Except this isn't meant to be a torture video, she actually likes it and serves it to kids at church

>> No.7755783

This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

The look of horror on the other woman's face sums it up well.

>> No.7755930

Why is my dick so hard.

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>> No.7755998

Even before I was an alcoholic, I could not have hands this steady.

Especially with a god damn ladle.

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Have freedom

>> No.7756234

Don't recomend, too much wax.

>> No.7756244

Yeah like eating bananas causes radiation poisoning, you're not going to get excess estrogen from the occasional tofu meal

>> No.7756279


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>> No.7756520
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and after consuming raw bird eggs...

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>> No.7756892

not even a dollar, think like, 20-30 cents

>> No.7756906

Fuck you. That's the only good thing KFC serves.

>> No.7756927

this is so comfy

>> No.7756987

>irish spring
>czech republic

>> No.7756996


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Well maybe you should dislocate your fingers and knuckles with one. That won't draw blood or anything either.

>> No.7757049

>Not recognizing a good firearm
Somebody here is a noguns bitch
I guess I am on a woman's board after all

>> No.7757273

We're all gonna get replaced by machines anon, the key is to do what you love as long as you can.

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Are we all going to be NEETs? That's probably what hell is like

>> No.7757356

These people have been doing this for thousands of years white boy. They probably know a thing or two about making bread.

>> No.7757363

Stop idealizing human endeavor over superior efficiency, Vonnegut.

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I wish nothing but death on that hotdog owner.

>> No.7757376

>yuropeon "food"

>> No.7757379

Are you sperging out this much over an egg sandwich? Jesus Christ. Is /ck/ the most retarded fucking board on this site?

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Chef Johnny boy

>> No.7757402

Get a fucking mandolin. Furfucksake.

>> No.7757417

except he's brushing it with coconut oil because it's garbage vegan food

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>> No.7757624

>putting based Savoie cheese on a fucking hotdog

Murricans everyone. Care for some ketchup on this ?

>> No.7757654

Reminder that this man has been on TV for his cooking skills.

>> No.7757694

traditional raclette is good for expensive tourist traps but there's no real reason to not just slice it and grill it in small quantities.

>> No.7757699

Haven't seen this one yet; thank you, anon

>> No.7757700

>street food
no mater the skill, the ingredients are likely to be literal shit.

>> No.7757721

it probably doesn't hurt at first, then it stings and swell, since she keeps touching it in the end. But since there's no blood it probably not that painful. Especially after teh beating her parents probably gave her afterward.

>> No.7757722

Oh good, I wasn't the only one who laughed

>> No.7757724

"you didn't use the product as intended and didn't wear gloves." case closed.

>> No.7757751

>not recognizing low quality bait/shitposting

I bet you were all proud of yourself like
>heh, i just ruined that guy's whole argument with one sentence

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Chill out angry boy, he obviously was only holding it that way for the camera guy who didn't stand in a better spot.

>> No.7757773

>doesn't like tropical salad

pleb plz go

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>> No.7757778

>chip breaks at the end
absolutely perfect

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>> No.7757808

Give me your mushrooms, anon. All of them. I love mushrooms.

>> No.7757825

This, pretty clever.

Also, nice almost quads.

>> No.7757905

That seems like such an unfulfilling life

>> No.7757920


most of us are just some variation of unnecessary, unfulfilling job like popcorn cooker.webm honestly

whats your job?

inb4 neet

>> No.7757937

I'm a veterinarian
Mostly exotic pets
I specialize in reptiles

>> No.7757997


>> No.7758004

>sauter is to pan

stopped reading there

why are you running your mouth about this shit

also clearly that soup is not thickened with a refined starch

>> No.7758007


>Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread?

...like everyone

>> No.7758010


i can honestly say that the street vendors popcorn would bring more fulfillment to my life than an exotic reptile would

>> No.7758014

Mm hmm

>> No.7758112

I need to scratch my back fast. The holes......

>> No.7758120

its literally drunk food for people out late. did you think street vendors are supposed to sell haute cuisine?

>> No.7758155

retard monkey man here cant even operate a mixer, your worse than Jack

>> No.7758167

dont post that here, the people must not know

>> No.7758217

What if jack made a homunculus?

>> No.7758254

>he doesnt get it

>> No.7758260

could have easily turned it so the lid was facing away from the camera, hotdog holder is retarded

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>> No.7758268

you forgot the part where the man is high on so much opium its the only job he can do

>> No.7758271

that would explain a lot

>> No.7758300

Do they call it a tandoor in Tajikistan?

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>> No.7758313

what show?

>> No.7758478

whats wrong with sugar and school childrens piss?
How the fuck do you make caramel at home

>> No.7758488

i thought they only used kids piss to boil eggs in?

>> No.7758491

You know, there are a lot of different cultures around the world. It's pretty scary but it's good to get used to the idea

>> No.7758497

yes there are many cultures, but this aspect of this one is retarded

>> No.7758502

the hole isnt very deep

they can just lift it out


>> No.7758515

>she was retarded
>so she better sue someone
>American logic

>> No.7758517

Have you tasted the bread?
It might be the greatest bread you have ever tasted.
Why limit yourself by being so close minded?

>> No.7758520

>some guy makes a joke
>takes it seriously
>some fag's logic

>> No.7758529

i suppose you could be right, it just seems wasteful for a people who look like they are very poor

>> No.7758534

well, to me it looks like she knows what she is doing so i doubt it's a wasteful practice.
But my guess is as good as any

>> No.7758560

fair enough

>> No.7758754

You have no culture.

t. Someone who has worked in a Walmart in the midwest and seen the concept of white supremacy shattered before me.

Nothing superior about the Midwest/South.

>> No.7759441

I'm sure they're not very fond of you either.

>> No.7759481

Not sure if this is common knowledge but to crack a coconut you make a hole in one of the three holes to drain the liquid into whatever, and then you hit it with a hammer in a ring around the coconut (like what they were doing at the end of the video, except not in one spot, spin the coconut to make a ring around it).

>> No.7759496

It's not possible to not have a culture. What you either mean is "your culture is the dominant one and is therefore not special" or "I don't like your culture".

>> No.7759517

I use a screwdriver

>> No.7759527

To make the hole to drain the liquid? The circular pounding, if done right and with a little luck, can give you perfect bowls

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Whatever do you mean?

>> No.7759948

When the dough was being rolled, I thought, "Wow, he's making fancy pizza rolls." When the salad came into play, I thought, "Man, I was wrong. That looks fancy." When he dipped it in egg, I felt guilty for ever judging anything before its finished product.

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>implying they have raclette in america

>> No.7760446

I-I don't
I just took the picture without thinking

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