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Webums Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:03:16 2016 No.7752009 [Reply] [Original]

Post your webms lads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:09:57 2016 No.7752045 >>7752009 Cheese is disgusting. Why do Americans eat it everyday?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:14:32 2016 No.7752066 >>7752009 stop. doing. generals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:14:35 2016 No.7752067 File: 2.00 MB, 197x178, 1460252594497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752045 Cool story, how do you feel about nutella?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:15:36 2016 No.7752070 >>7752066 Stop posting in them :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:19:11 2016 No.7752079 >>7752009 Can someone tell me what the fuck he's doing? Other than very finely julienning something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:19:42 2016 No.7752085 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, 1461626628954.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:26:03 2016 No.7752114 >>7752085 This is neat but I can just imagine how crusty that top is from not covering it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:29:21 2016 No.7752125 >>7752114 Really? How crusty? I don't have a bread maker and have actually never even made bread, but I do enjoy it. A little crust is nice but too much crust... eh...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:33:35 2016 No.7752139 >this much effort to produce something that looks like cum curdled in a soap bath

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:35:23 2016 No.7752146 >>7752139 >this much effort to produce something That is the japanese way

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:36:13 2016 No.7752148 >>7752146 Is it japanese though? Sure looks chinese to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:37:10 2016 No.7752151 >>7752045 because it isn't disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:39:31 2016 No.7752156 >>7752079 He is thinly cutting tofu for a soup. https://youtu.be/sijUq_Gxyu4?t=56

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:40:38 2016 No.7752160 >>7752045 thats tofu, anon, and it has nothing to do with america what did america do to you to make you so insecure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:47:51 2016 No.7752187 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, 2knifs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:51:31 2016 No.7752203 >>7752187 lol what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:52:33 2016 No.7752211 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752203 Why it's Jack of course!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:54:48 2016 No.7752220 >>7752187 >>7752211 Is this some cooking show parody skit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:55:43 2016 No.7752224 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, perfectly cooked.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752220 Sweet summer child

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:57:29 2016 No.7752232 >>7752220 Hello, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:57:38 2016 No.7752234 >>7752187 >>7752211 This guy has a legit mental handicap, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:57:41 2016 No.7752235 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, 鸡批 .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:59:09 2016 No.7752239 File: 550 KB, 250x352, 1449876390637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752235

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:59:22 2016 No.7752240 >>7752232 >>7752224 Yeah I guess I'm new to /ck/ so what's the story with Jack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 16:59:34 2016 No.7752243 >>7752234 Hello, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:00:21 2016 No.7752246 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, bean salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752240 He has a mental disability.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:00:27 2016 No.7752247 >>7752240 Just go look up Cooking with Jack on Youtube. He makes a lot of pretty gross things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:00:58 2016 No.7752250 >>7752235 >those tiny gook fingers Asiatics are such manlets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:01:35 2016 No.7752252 >>7752246 Pretty sure you're fucking with me >>7752247 Will do

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:03:05 2016 No.7752259 >>7752247 >>7752252 Don't give that disgusting swine views you stupid fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:03:32 2016 No.7752261 >>7752250 Why not just say Asians? Also it's a girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:10:01 2016 No.7752278 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, cornstarch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:11:46 2016 No.7752280 >>7752278 >ja/ck/ independently discovers non-Newtonian fluids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:13:07 2016 No.7752291 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, perfect omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:13:49 2016 No.7752296 >>7752261 Asians would by default also include pakis and afghans, not just gooks, nips and chinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:15:37 2016 No.7752304 >>7752296 So does Asiatic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:21:04 2016 No.7752333 >>7752125 You typically will cover a rising dough like this with plastic wrap to prevent it from drying out on top as it rises. It's good to have a crust when the bread is baked but a crust on raw dough is generally not something you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:21:06 2016 No.7752334 File: 2.74 MB, 1280x720, garlic.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:23:00 2016 No.7752344 >>7752334 This seems like a pretty big waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:23:47 2016 No.7752346 >>7752344 time is just a human concept

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:25:17 2016 No.7752353 >>7752346 So is cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:27:02 2016 No.7752361 >>7752304 Well, to be honest I refer to the negro races as negroids. Perhaps I'm just old fashioned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:28:17 2016 No.7752370 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, a nightmare in cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:28:19 2016 No.7752371 >>7752353 damn..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:29:11 2016 No.7752377 >>7752334 >>7752344 >>7752346 Nah bro, it was a very good system. The garlic would literally liquefy in the butter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:30:03 2016 No.7752381 >>7752370 Is this Jack's wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:30:37 2016 No.7752388 >>7752370 Jesus fucking wept.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:31:05 2016 No.7752390 >>7752361 That's not much of an excuse. But I'm curious how old you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:32:15 2016 No.7752395 >>7752370 >uses jack cheese

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:33:08 2016 No.7752400 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:34:19 2016 No.7752406 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, jack salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:35:07 2016 No.7752408 >>7752045 >Cheese is disgusting. >Why do Americans eat it everyday? Found the brown feller.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:42:53 2016 No.7752436 >>7752187 >>7752211 >>7752224 >>7752246 >>7752278 >>7752291 >>7752370 >>7752400 >>7752406 Fuck off faggot. No one wants to see this shit for the fucking thousandth time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:45:00 2016 No.7752446 File: 71 KB, 183x267, 1461686251116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752436 Calm down, Jacko

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:45:57 2016 No.7752450 >>7752220 yes, unintentionally though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:47:21 2016 No.7752456 File: 631 KB, 720x404, joocy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752436

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:51:43 2016 No.7752483 >>7752291 I fucking despise Jack and his awful cooking, but id rather eat the one on the left. The one on the right looks dry af desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:53:07 2016 No.7752487 File: 3.00 MB, 720x400, fresh_guacamole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 17:54:07 2016 No.7752489 >>7752483 >desu senpai Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 18:07:05 2016 No.7752534 >>7752235 They look a tidbit dry, but otherwise delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:29:01 2016 No.7753103 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, The Restaurant Ep1; Natalie Sandy and the knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:31:16 2016 No.7753108 >>7753103 fired immediately?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:33:07 2016 No.7753111 >>7752370 Our god is a vengeful God

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:35:09 2016 No.7753117 >>7752240 Just look at all the webms. He's the worst cook on youtube, yet he has like 200k subscribers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:43:05 2016 No.7753144 >>7752344 it was "prison" not like they had anything better to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:44:12 2016 No.7753147 >>7753103 People think women can cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:47:32 2016 No.7753163 >>7752436 You know it's summer when people complain about old memes

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:53:16 2016 No.7753179 [DELETED]

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>>7752240

>undercooks almost everything
>makes some of the most disgusting recipes imaginable
>has poor motor skills and no culinary talent (knife skills, etc)
>never seems to improve despite how many things he cooks
>does product reviews, never follows instructions, and blames the product
>went on a knockoff 'Shark Tank' type of show to ask for an investment for his BBQ sauce company... broke down crying after being accused of just shilling his YouTube channel
>has bragged about strangling his son
...
>still gets a bunch of views and money from YouTube

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:53:16 2016 No.7753180 File: 358 KB, 300x169, 1406742764619.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753163 You know it's summer when you literal 11-year olds still think Jack is funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:08:00 2016 No.7753219 >>7753103 She should no be allowed to use knives or be in the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:23:27 2016 No.7753263 >>7753179 Yeah wow I watched some of his recent videos and I couldn't figure out why people would watch him for actual cooking advice. I'm curious about all this lore but I might just walk away from it now...

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:27:07 2016 No.7753271 [DELETED]

>>7753180
some of us post Jack videos because we can learn from his simple approach and enjoy his simple white dishes.
Look the guy has hundreds of videos and there are webMs lampooning him for about six of them, that's either a giant vote of confidence or these guys just don't go deep into the Jack hole.
but yeah naw, Jack is juvenile unlike steve brule. well put

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:27:33 2016 No.7753273 File: 51 KB, 768x768, 131003957083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody want to post some webms of nice things?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:28:44 2016 No.7753275 File: 2.84 MB, 1038x280, 1456982654112.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753273

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:29:41 2016 No.7753277 >>7753179 wtf is the point of that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:32:29 2016 No.7753288 File: 23 KB, 506x437, 1460732138961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753275 enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:36:08 2016 No.7753296 >>7752045 So that's tofu... are you a moran?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:37:51 2016 No.7753300 File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, stefano_pea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:43:45 2016 No.7753315 >>7752487 Damn it, that is so satisfying to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:47:10 2016 No.7753320 >>7753103 Anyone got the webm of her trying to cut open a coconut?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:50:17 2016 No.7753324 File: 1.97 MB, 362x369, 1441754582036.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:51:05 2016 No.7753327 >>7752487 is there any more like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:51:37 2016 No.7753328 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1462475196136.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:53:06 2016 No.7753329 File: 2.69 MB, 202x360, 1461765722344.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:54:44 2016 No.7753334 >>7752187 that rubbery bacon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:56:42 2016 No.7753344 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753320

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:57:48 2016 No.7753349 File: 1000 KB, 640x640, 1465054416304.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753328

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:57:54 2016 No.7753350 >>7753179 >Jack has a kid how the fuck does this guy have a wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 21:59:02 2016 No.7753355 >>7753103 Holy shit that other chick holding the can while she's doing this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:00:10 2016 No.7753359 >>7753350 The world is a mysterious place, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:02:02 2016 No.7753361 File: 2.42 MB, 640x352, patriarchy strikes again.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753219 >>7753147 >>7753355

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:02:28 2016 No.7753362 File: 2.94 MB, 640x380, submarine_sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753327 I have a few more

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:03:21 2016 No.7753365 >>7752278 >>7752280 >Unoriginal post with unoriginal reply #37849 These webm threads are shit now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:03:43 2016 No.7753367 >>7752211 those bear claw things are so stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:03:59 2016 No.7753368 >>7753365 post some OC then faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:04:35 2016 No.7753369 >>7753344 jesus christ. i remember my mom would just place the coconut in a few plastic bags and let me slam it against the concrete driveway as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:05:22 2016 No.7753373 >>7752211 and he's tearing apart an undercooked "bbq" pork loin. i can't imagine the amount of bacteria present in that guy's section of the universe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:06:04 2016 No.7753374 >>7753368 Posting the same shit in every thread is not a good substitute for my lack of content. It's shitting up the board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:06:09 2016 No.7753375 >>7753349 that was very poorly applied, what a shithead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:07:14 2016 No.7753377 >>7753369 Oh man, that sounds fun. My mom just gave me a butcher knife and showed me how to open it up properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:08:04 2016 No.7753378 >>7753369 are you me? >>7753374 You're shitting up the board

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:08:45 2016 No.7753380 >>7753361 how much is one of these can openers and where can I buy one? I've fucked up my wrist and I've had to buy ring pull cans only for too long

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:08:53 2016 No.7753382 >>7752156 I'm not impressed by that, I feel like thats basically the perfect job for a robot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:09:16 2016 No.7753384 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, Amazing Street Foods-Chinese Sugar Artist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:09:21 2016 No.7753385 File: 6 KB, 308x100, hide thread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread went to shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:11:16 2016 No.7753390 >>7752370 god... i hate these fucking facebook shared recipes, especially the cheap ass casseroles. who the fuck cooks chips into a liquid? holy fuck that pile of shit is disgusting. might as well be slopping the hogs. fucking hell i'm mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:11:55 2016 No.7753392 >>7753382 like any of those autistic fuck ups could be trusted to work with food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:12:09 2016 No.7753396 >>7753390 >might as well be slopping the hogs isn't that just flyover food in general though?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:12:11 2016 No.7753397 >>7753380 Any kind of can opener that can not easily go in a dish washer or be washed in the sink is nothing but a bacteria factory. That thing looks like itll be as disgusting and impossible to clean as the much easier to use electric kind

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:12:20 2016 No.7753399 >>7752400 so undercooked the cheese isn't melting from the cold burger.. and that squirt of liquid... i almost hurled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:15:48 2016 No.7753407 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, but why.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:17:28 2016 No.7753410 File: 15 KB, 278x277, 1461520304434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753390 >slopping the hogs Pretty much, yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:18:16 2016 No.7753411 >>7753397 use anti bacterial wipes once a week

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:18:19 2016 No.7753412 >>7753382 Im not impressed by this post. A robot produces better content.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:19:37 2016 No.7753413 File: 865 KB, 1280x720, jack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753350 she's a whale. probably dumb as rocks like him too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:21:28 2016 No.7753419 File: 78 KB, 960x720, hogslop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753410 like those kfc bowls... disgusting

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:24:04 2016 No.7753429 [DELETED]

>>7753413

he has no coordination or grasp of cooking technique. there's a reason those guys use the fine tipped squeeze bottle and not what looks like a water bottle. hell, he probably does suck down shit from it and put pancake batter in without washing out the saliva.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:24:37 2016 No.7753432 >>7753419 >go to USA >at a KFC, want to try something not served in my country >get a bowl >see that shit I was so disappointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:24:51 2016 No.7753433 >>7753419 I remember back when those were introduced and I thought it was a joke.. I didn't believe anyone would actually just throw random foods into a bowl as a sold product.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:25:48 2016 No.7753437 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, The Amazing Art of Bread Baking in Tajikistan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:26:15 2016 No.7753439 >>7752487 >>7753327 >>7753362 Just to note these films are made by a guy called PES. Check him out on Youtube, his videos are really great in high res.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:27:03 2016 No.7753442 >>7753419 Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:27:21 2016 No.7753443 File: 2.81 MB, 600x336, Fake Food, Real Art Crafting Display Delicacies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:40:28 2016 No.7753469 >>7753384 >dem steady hands No wonder chinks make such good surgeons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:43:41 2016 No.7753477 >>7753469 >No wonder chinks make such good surgeons they do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:43:58 2016 No.7753478 >>7753439 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:45:29 2016 No.7753480 >>7753477 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtU4UNM2po

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:45:38 2016 No.7753481

>>7753442
>Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

some people really do get slopped. they shovel food in their gaping maws as quickly as possible, making all kinds of disgusting noises, so the presentation and taste don't matter at all. as long as it's salty, they'll eat it without much thought.

fucking disgusting pigs.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:49:23 2016 No.7753492

>>7753432
>>7753433
>>7753442

You guys ever had one? It's just chicken with gravy cheese and corn over some mashed potatoes. Which are all normal things to pair with each other save maybe the cheese

They taste all right after all it is KFC food so it's not gonna be high dining

I do agree that it looks like slop

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:50:19 2016 No.7753495 >>7752487 >>7753362 these are way better with sound

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 22:57:37 2016 No.7753513 >>7753480 I don't get it, looks like they all failed their whatever nintendo test and they seem pretty chill and happy about it,. anyway, if you want a good doctor then look for a cuban doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 23:27:21 2016 No.7753580 >>7752436 i laugh every time i see these gifs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 23:33:27 2016 No.7753588 >>7753580 No you don't

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 23:37:07 2016 No.7753592 >>7752370 man are people so lazy they can't follow a proper recipe that doesn't involve dumping a lo0ad of rubbish in a tray?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 23:44:37 2016 No.7753601 >>7753580 Because you're a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 23:57:38 2016 No.7753637 File: 884 KB, 960x540, 1461307035614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753601 >>7753588

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:03:59 2016 No.7753654 File: 1.89 MB, 640x640, honeycomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The samefag posting garbage gets deleted Based mods

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:09:36 2016 No.7753665 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1461634988636.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:10:00 2016 No.7753666 >>7753654 Why is he cutting it with a pole-saw attachment?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:14:40 2016 No.7753680 >>7753513 >cuban doctor Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:14:52 2016 No.7753681 >>7753666 it's just a folding hand saw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:15:53 2016 No.7753684 >>7753666 He used a pole saw to cut the nest down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:18:34 2016 No.7753695 File: 1.89 MB, 720x405, monroe eats eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you guys like your eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:21:39 2016 No.7753706 How about I post muh dyk in ure pussy babe??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:22:07 2016 No.7753707 >>7752066 suck. my. dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:22:58 2016 No.7753709 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly_king_of_the_egg_fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 00:25:15 2016 No.7753716 >>7752066 But I love a man in uniform...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 03:45:20 2016 No.7754080 File: 2.67 MB, 1280x720, 1461696067548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 03:56:19 2016 No.7754101

>>7752045
first, that's tofu.
Second, cheese isn't disgusting at all you're retarded.
Thrid, the way that guy is cutting using a clever I'll abso-fucking-lutely promise you he learned to cook in china or SEA, not the god damn USA.
Fourth, from the skill in those cuts, how even the pieces are, his minimalist motions, etc, this guy is really fucking talented.

In summary, the sewer run off in mumbi is too good for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 03:59:48 2016 No.7754108 >>7752079 fyi Julian is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips. So it would be 'cutting it into a fine julian' since it's not a verb. sorry for grammar nazi post, cooking terms used incorrectly triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:02:59 2016 No.7754114 >>7752377 but with some practice you can accomplish the same thing with a good paring knife. This just seems... pointless I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:04:08 2016 No.7754116 >>7753437 I finally figured out ways to make different breads decently, it took me a while but every time I see something like this I'm still impressed. It's pretty easy to make a good meal but to make good bread takes a lot more skill and equipment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:04:22 2016 No.7754117 >>7753709 Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread? Are eggs supposed to be a delicacy in whatever shit hole that is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:05:46 2016 No.7754119 >>7754108 You're spelling it wrong. It can be verb or a noun (and maybe even an adjective.) http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/julienne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julienning

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:06:08 2016 No.7754121 File: 47 KB, 300x279, 1120259[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754080 >puts hands down into bowl near mixers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:09:33 2016 No.7754125 >>7754119 weird seeing it in an English dictionary. I would get ripped a new one for using it that way when I was learning to cook. Well, whatever. personal pet peeve anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:50:04 2016 No.7754193 File: 2.89 MB, 960x540, stollen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 04:51:45 2016 No.7754198 >>7754125 Well, your pet peeve is factually incorrect

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:19:22 2016 No.7754229 >>7754125 You were a faggot for bringing it up in the first place. Sorry thats just a pet peeve of mine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:21:07 2016 No.7754233 >>7754229 Is name calling really necessary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:26:33 2016 No.7754240 >>7754193 >not brushed with butter It's shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:37:33 2016 No.7754249 >>7754117 its cheap, easy and fast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:38:50 2016 No.7754252 File: 847 KB, 960x540, bred.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754240 I left some parts out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:38:51 2016 No.7754253 >>7754117 eggs on toast are good, shoo with your bad taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:41:22 2016 No.7754255 >>7754249 Like yer mum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:43:45 2016 No.7754259 File: 2.53 MB, 960x540, salami.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:45:39 2016 No.7754262 >>7754121 >implying a handmixer can do serious damage Sure it hurts but it won't draw blood or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:47:31 2016 No.7754265 >>7753300 How did the stock become so THICC?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:48:32 2016 No.7754268 >>7753328 >he trims the wax into the food Why are hipsters allowed to cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:49:45 2016 No.7754270 >>7754080 How does he manage to fuck up literally everything. You'd think after so long cooking you would figure things out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:50:00 2016 No.7754271 >>7753324 fake the ice cream machine is always out of order

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:51:07 2016 No.7754272 >>7754265 He doesn't say. The recipe doesn't mention any blending. It gets simmered for two hours so I assume it just thickens on its own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 05:51:08 2016 No.7754273 >>7754268 what wax

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:00:14 2016 No.7754284 >>7753300 What's the liquid in the jar, and was that rosemary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:06:08 2016 No.7754288 >>7753328 AAAAAAGGGHHH I CAME

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:07:26 2016 No.7754289 File: 401 KB, 491x297, tumblr_m900poDPgM1qfqk4d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753349 rotate that fucking hotdog jesus christ fuck i'm so mad at this stupid webm and it's posted all the goddamned time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:21:29 2016 No.7754304 >>7754108 >Julian julienne >is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips. wrong its exactly cutting something into strips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:23:11 2016 No.7754307 >>7754268 its not wax. its rind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:25:00 2016 No.7754310 >>7753695 Never have I had a boner and want to throw up at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:28:00 2016 No.7754314 >>7754265 He simmered the fuck out of the peas, which caused them to dissolve, releasing all of their starch and thickening the soup.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:30:32 2016 No.7754316

>>7754108
Don't bother with Franco-English grammar, it's a mess and nobody use any French word or locution correctly anyway.
sauter is to pan
sauté is panned
saute is (you) pan
sautant is panning
sautéed would translate as panneded or something.
Ménage à trois doesn't mean menage a trois, and "fauille gwasse" would be how people pronounce foie gras.

>>7754265
He probably added some flour or corn starch (mixed in some water and added in the soup), or a roux.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:38:21 2016 No.7754327 >>7753103 Is this some kind of fresh out of the ice cavewoman? Who the fuck doesn't know how to open a can?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:38:52 2016 No.7754329 >>7754117 Busy working person or poor people with no stove

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:43:21 2016 No.7754332 >>7754252 but why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:45:28 2016 No.7754335 >>7753328 What is this meme cheese and why do I see it everywhere now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:49:57 2016 No.7754340 >>7753407 So you can use a smaller burner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 06:54:30 2016 No.7754350 >>7754273 On the curved side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 07:00:24 2016 No.7754355 >>7754114 It's okay anon. I used to not know movies either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 07:07:23 2016 No.7754362 >>7754350 its not wax. imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 07:08:45 2016 No.7754365 >>7754350 That's not wax; it's the rind of the cheese. The darker color can be from smoking or washing in a brine before aging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 07:59:00 2016 No.7754403 >>7754362 sorry for my rudeness btw. wasnt necessary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:11:44 2016 No.7754421 >>7752045 americans don't even eat cheese, they eat plastic marketed as cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:18:00 2016 No.7754431 >>7754114 its from goodfellas

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:24:15 2016 No.7754440 >>7753695 Just homunculus my shit up https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:31:46 2016 No.7754450 >>7752370 Everyday we stray further from God's light

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:37:54 2016 No.7754459 >>7754284 its apple juice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:48:36 2016 No.7754479 File: 252 KB, 428x335, 1460084743272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752370

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 08:54:13 2016 No.7754485 >>7752370 Watching this video made me feel extremely ill at ease like I witnessed a rape or something

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:00:58 2016 No.7754496
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>>7753442

They actually look semi-okay in the promotional pictures, it's basically false advertising because the bowl just turns into a uniform gray potato gravy cheese corn sludge with chicken in it right after you start eating it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:13:13 2016 No.7754515 >>7752009 Just fyi if you're a man tofu is one of the single worst things you can eat for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:14:18 2016 No.7754516 >>775204 i think youre a brit. what did america do to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:26:57 2016 No.7754533 >>7754259 <3 chef john

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:40:28 2016 No.7754551 >>7752370 >dumps the shitton of liquid into the middle every time Goddamn what a fuckin idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 09:41:49 2016 No.7754553 >>7753442 Whenever I had gotten these in the past the people who made mine tried harder and it looked better than this. That being said, get ready to shit violently.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 10:00:41 2016 No.7754589 >>7754080 >fitbit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 10:59:26 2016 No.7754681 >>7753329 Fuck I hate Chinks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:09:28 2016 No.7754701 >>7753709 No wonder he's surly - the motherfucker filming him hasn't even ordered any food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:13:49 2016 No.7754709 >>7753329 LMAO have these people not eaten in their lives?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:13:52 2016 No.7754710 >>7753329 >you wouldn't understand my culture you uneducated redneck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:17:09 2016 No.7754715 >>7752370 Flyover genocide when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:26:39 2016 No.7754747 >>7754709 na, it's just mainlander chinese people who are generally quite selfish and have no respect for others

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:27:59 2016 No.7754752 >>7753709 I want to be surly king of the egg fort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:32:36 2016 No.7754765 >>7753709 Tried this the exact way he did it this weekend. Added a little bit of cheese, pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:32:53 2016 No.7754766 >>7752045 That's not cheese you imbecile.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:35:30 2016 No.7754770

>>7754747

I was in Japan about a week ago. Without exception, every time someone was being noisy, rude, breaking the rules, or upsetting the 'wa', they were Chinese. They're an entire nation of openly selfish arseholes.

I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry (a peasantry whose traditions were trampled by decades of communist misrule) into the urbanised middle classes. There are so many of them that they've completely overwhelmed what urban middle classes used to exist in China, so they've never had to learn how fit in, how to behave around others, the kind of manners and politeness that help people live cheek by jowl in cities. They and/or their parents grew up in small inward-looking rural communities, so they can't concieve of not being a total shit to someone that you don't personally know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:40:50 2016 No.7754781 >>7754765 >adding cheese to your surly egg sandwich What's wrong fag, can't taste the herbal flavors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:47:03 2016 No.7754787 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, women.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753320

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:50:05 2016 No.7754795 >>7754770 Theory makes a lot of sense. The Chinese goverment has had to do public service campaigns to keep Chinese people from acting like such shits when they're tourists.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:53:38 2016 No.7754800

>>7754770
>I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry

That's not a theory, that's the fucking truth. I have terrible stories of relatives that used to visit my parents from mainland China. They're pretty much the same except they have more money now and became super middle class assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 11:56:57 2016 No.7754807 >>7754533 fuck off slut he is my husbando

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:06:40 2016 No.7754837 >>7754781 I was hungry. Don't beat me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:07:22 2016 No.7754839 >>7754787 what is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:09:41 2016 No.7754841 >>7754839 Two women trying to open a coconut

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:12:00 2016 No.7754844 >>7752370 This is nowhere near as bad as people are saying it is. It's like you've never been in a food torture thread on /ck/ before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:14:11 2016 No.7754851 >>7754259 and as always... ennnjoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:25:45 2016 No.7754875 >>7752377 I don't want to be a dick, but it's olive oil not butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:28:27 2016 No.7754882 >>7752377 With those slices? You're better off finely grating it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:28:34 2016 No.7754883 File: 62 KB, 233x258, 1464813553468.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754787

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:33:36 2016 No.7754893 >>7753419 Are you sure you didn't just dump a cup of water and some cold shredded cheese in there yourself? I've gotten several famous bowls and they've never looked like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:35:49 2016 No.7754896 >>7753397 The whole things slides out and you run it through the dishwasher once a night. I take it you've never even been close to a kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:38:20 2016 No.7754906 >>7753709 how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:38:58 2016 No.7754908 >>7754787 to be fair it's not like most people get to crack coconuts on daily basis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:41:21 2016 No.7754913 >>7753329 Is this chinese people at a buffet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:41:27 2016 No.7754914 >>7753437 that seems like such a dumb way of baking bread. more than often one will fall in. what a waste. no wonder these people are literally stuck in the stone age

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:44:07 2016 No.7754918 NO WEEBS ALLOWED ITT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:52:01 2016 No.7754936 >>7754908 >The way they handle the knife >Their faces I never crack coconuts but that does not mean that I would go full retard like those strong and independent womyn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 12:58:51 2016 No.7754955 >>7754908 to be fair, you have to be borderline retarded to think that's going to work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 13:04:42 2016 No.7754975 >>7752009 just melts in to a butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 13:10:01 2016 No.7754993 >>7754906 no sell eggs no go home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 13:12:51 2016 No.7755003 >>7754906 If I was the surly king of Egg Fort I'd never leave. Get my peasants to restock supplies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 13:13:22 2016 No.7755004 >>7752436 YOU fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:05:22 2016 No.7755107 >>7753437 She can probably jerk a mean cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:08:13 2016 No.7755115 Woe. This is it from naturally rising?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:09:13 2016 No.7755120 >>7752235 Fucking hate mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:10:13 2016 No.7755122 >>7752334 It would burn, not liquefy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:11:09 2016 No.7755126 >>7754914 Oh great another imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:12:22 2016 No.7755129 >>7752487 I hope who ever makes these lives a long, prosperous life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:14:16 2016 No.7755138 >>7754335 >why do I see it everywhere now? Someone posted it on plebbit and all the normies came cuz of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:15:53 2016 No.7755143 >>7752334 That razor must be blunt as hell.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:17:23 2016 No.7755147

>>7754913
>>7754709
Yeah. Likely a buffet
The crab legs are probably limited to what's there so they want to get as much as they can
If you ever see any sort of policy that limits how That's why you often see limits on how much you can grab, because people would grab a shitload
Goes from shitty $5 buffets to more expensive $50 buffets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:18:23 2016 No.7755153 >>7753349 All you had to do with turn the hod dog the other way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:20:42 2016 No.7755158 >>7753380 That one is probably more expensive than it's worth if you don't open many cans a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:22:15 2016 No.7755163 >>7752334 When you have no knife skills...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:23:28 2016 No.7755169 >>7753654 Favorite one so far.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:26:28 2016 No.7755177 >>7753443 >That's something that a machine can never do. Says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:35:15 2016 No.7755206 >>7752487 this was nominated for an animated short film Oscar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:36:19 2016 No.7755209 >>7753654 I'd love one of these and just eat if off that branch like corn on the cob

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:38:00 2016 No.7755214 >>7754117 That probably cost like a dollar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:38:47 2016 No.7755215 >>7754787 how does she still have her hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:38:50 2016 No.7755216 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:40:08 2016 No.7755219 >>7753709 So would the eggs in the bottom of that pot end up being cooked when they're over the burner like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:40:35 2016 No.7755220 >>7755216 >still trying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:41:08 2016 No.7755223 >>7753709 I used to eat eggs and toast all the time back during my college days

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:42:09 2016 No.7755226 >>7754270 Some people are just fuck ups I also like how this fat fuck has a fitbit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:44:20 2016 No.7755235 >>7755215 This is probably the first time she's tried to do any real cooking in her life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:45:21 2016 No.7755239 >>7755216 Are those first two pieces of meat burnt on the outside?

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:49:56 2016 No.7755248

>>7755239

Not really. The dense char on the outside of the meat is called bark.

It's what happens when the spice rub they use to coat the meat form into a slurry and become discolored by the smoke. It's got a heavy, smoky flavor but it's not at all burned in the sense of the word you'd usually think about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:51:08 2016 No.7755254 >>7755216 i could watch this all day. i freakin love meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:53:23 2016 No.7755260 >>7753707 >suck. my. dick. go on..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 14:58:45 2016 No.7755279 >>7753329 Fucking mainlanders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 15:23:46 2016 No.7755346 >>7755254 yeah I bet you do gaylord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 15:37:41 2016 No.7755385 File: 631 KB, 374x368, Corn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7755279

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 15:40:15 2016 No.7755392 >>7755385 ohhhhhh shiit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 15:41:24 2016 No.7755394 >>7755385 well shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:07:17 2016 No.7755449 >>7755385 >expecting fap material >get this why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:12:35 2016 No.7755463 >>7752085 Is this a time lapse or real time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:14:28 2016 No.7755470 >>7755385 Someone failed to practice OSHA standards when eating corn from a power drill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:30:43 2016 No.7755516 File: 32 KB, 331x380, 1444760758592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753695 >that watermark

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:46:02 2016 No.7755547 >>7755385 Wouldn't that hurt like hell? She barely looks a little surprised.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:47:37 2016 No.7755551 >>7752370 motherFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:48:18 2016 No.7755554 >>7755547 Shit was yanked out so fast she's probably in shock.

Anonymous Mon Jun 6 16:49:38 2016 No.7755559
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>>7755385
I hope she sued. She has a good case against
>the person that was holding the drill
>the person who owns the home in which this happened (if it wasn't her home)
>the manufacturer of the drill
>the store or vendor that sold her the corn

I bet she's rich now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 17:01:59 2016 No.7755583 >>7755143 Well of course. You use the sharp razors for shivs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 17:03:45 2016 No.7755585 >>7755559 it was staged you goof

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 17:14:56 2016 No.7755613 >>7753443 You're gonna get replaced by a machine one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 17:29:28 2016 No.7755652 >>7752370 I have seen some shit, I mean really bad shit. This though... This is what keeps me up at night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 17:43:09 2016 No.7755684 >>7753103 I'm holding out hope that this was scripted, and that they all had a good laugh at the scripted character's stupidity as soon as the camera powered off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 18:01:46 2016 No.7755726 >>7754844 Except this isn't meant to be a torture video, she actually likes it and serves it to kids at church

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 18:25:33 2016 No.7755783 >>7754787 This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. The look of horror on the other woman's face sums it up well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 19:14:49 2016 No.7755930 >>7753695 Why is my dick so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 19:21:55 2016 No.7755955 >>7754265 Split-peas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 19:29:06 2016 No.7755974 File: 22 KB, 265x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7755783 Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 19:39:41 2016 No.7755998 >>7753384 Even before I was an alcoholic, I could not have hands this steady. Especially with a god damn ladle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 19:44:44 2016 No.7756021 File: 6 KB, 192x208, 1404879745726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7755239

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 20:11:49 2016 No.7756126 >>7753695 Fertilized

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 20:15:02 2016 No.7756137 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1461801838730.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7755974

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 20:17:49 2016 No.7756150 File: 3.90 MB, 5312x2988, 20160604_085316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7752160 Have freedom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 20:46:22 2016 No.7756234 >>7755209 Don't recomend, too much wax.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 20:50:07 2016 No.7756244 >>7754515 Yeah like eating bananas causes radiation poisoning, you're not going to get excess estrogen from the occasional tofu meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:04:58 2016 No.7756279 >>7756137 Delish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 21:17:06 2016 No.7756320 >>7754459 cruel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 6 22:21:56 2016 No.7756520 File: 668 KB, 597x569, monroe after surgery.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7753695 and after consuming raw bird eggs...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 00:51:25 2016 No.7756873 >>7755107 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 00:58:05 2016 No.7756892 >>7755214 not even a dollar, think like, 20-30 cents

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:05:11 2016 No.7756906 >>7753419 Fuck you. That's the only good thing KFC serves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:12:54 2016 No.7756927 >>7752487 this is so comfy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:33:10 2016 No.7756987 >>7756150 >irish spring >czech republic laffo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:36:08 2016 No.7756996 >>7754268 retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:39:54 2016 No.7757005 File: 451 KB, 706x690, 1464127998732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754262 Well maybe you should dislocate your fingers and knuckles with one. That won't draw blood or anything either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 01:57:22 2016 No.7757049 >>7756987 >Not recognizing a good firearm Somebody here is a noguns bitch I guess I am on a woman's board after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 04:05:08 2016 No.7757273 >>7755613 We're all gonna get replaced by machines anon, the key is to do what you love as long as you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 04:14:11 2016 No.7757289 File: 766 KB, 761x763, 1423269159101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7757273 Are we all going to be NEETs? That's probably what hell is like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 04:52:35 2016 No.7757356 >>7754914 These people have been doing this for thousands of years white boy. They probably know a thing or two about making bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:00:14 2016 No.7757363 >>7757289 Stop idealizing human endeavor over superior efficiency, Vonnegut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:07:07 2016 No.7757370 >>7754114 Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:07:32 2016 No.7757371 File: 279 KB, 200x197, 8Q3qAbN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754289 I wish nothing but death on that hotdog owner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:10:37 2016 No.7757376 >>7753349 >yuropeon "food"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:14:49 2016 No.7757379 >>7754117 Are you sperging out this much over an egg sandwich? Jesus Christ. Is /ck/ the most retarded fucking board on this site?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:31:06 2016 No.7757401 File: 5 KB, 149x122, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7754259 Chef Johnny boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:31:37 2016 No.7757402 >>7752334 Get a fucking mandolin. Furfucksake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 05:36:54 2016 No.7757417 >>7754252 except he's brushing it with coconut oil because it's garbage vegan food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 07:43:47 2016 No.7757567 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, 1452460051243.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 07:45:24 2016 No.7757569 File: 857 KB, 720x404, V51HCDi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 08:17:02 2016 No.7757599 >>7757567 SAKLGFDGJSKAJGH;KAHG;aGLAGH;LADHJSGA WHAT IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 08:29:53 2016 No.7757620 >>7755346 AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 08:36:02 2016 No.7757624 >>7757376 >putting based Savoie cheese on a fucking hotdog Murricans everyone. Care for some ketchup on this ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 08:55:33 2016 No.7757654 >>7757567 Reminder that this man has been on TV for his cooking skills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:16:36 2016 No.7757694 >>7753328 traditional raclette is good for expensive tourist traps but there's no real reason to not just slice it and grill it in small quantities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:20:20 2016 No.7757699 >>7753362 Haven't seen this one yet; thank you, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:20:35 2016 No.7757700 >>7753384 >street food >china no mater the skill, the ingredients are likely to be literal shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:31:51 2016 No.7757721 >>7755547 it probably doesn't hurt at first, then it stings and swell, since she keeps touching it in the end. But since there's no blood it probably not that painful. Especially after teh beating her parents probably gave her afterward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:32:11 2016 No.7757722 >>7756987 Oh good, I wasn't the only one who laughed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:33:34 2016 No.7757724 >>7755559 "you didn't use the product as intended and didn't wear gloves." case closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:45:34 2016 No.7757751 >>7757724 >not recognizing low quality bait/shitposting I bet you were all proud of yourself like >heh, i just ruined that guy's whole argument with one sentence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:50:43 2016 No.7757762 File: 704 KB, 250x144, 3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7757371 Chill out angry boy, he obviously was only holding it that way for the camera guy who didn't stand in a better spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:55:01 2016 No.7757773 >>7757599 >doesn't like tropical salad pleb plz go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:55:08 2016 No.7757774 File: 2.77 MB, 480x360, pressure cooked popcorn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 09:59:22 2016 No.7757778 >>7752487 >chip breaks at the end absolutely perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 10:01:34 2016 No.7757780 File: 677 KB, 640x360, cake conveyor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 10:22:55 2016 No.7757808 >>7755120 Give me your mushrooms, anon. All of them. I love mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 10:33:03 2016 No.7757825 >>7757778 This, pretty clever. Also, nice almost quads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 10:59:59 2016 No.7757905 >>7757774 That seems like such an unfulfilling life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:07:47 2016 No.7757920 >>7757905 most of us are just some variation of unnecessary, unfulfilling job like popcorn cooker.webm honestly whats your job? inb4 neet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:13:01 2016 No.7757937 >>7757920 I'm a veterinarian Mostly exotic pets I specialize in reptiles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:35:05 2016 No.7757997 >>7755585 wrong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:40:00 2016 No.7758004 >>7754316 >sauter is to pan stopped reading there why are you running your mouth about this shit also clearly that soup is not thickened with a refined starch

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:41:05 2016 No.7758007 >>7754117 >Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread? ...like everyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:41:50 2016 No.7758010 >>7757937 i can honestly say that the street vendors popcorn would bring more fulfillment to my life than an exotic reptile would

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 11:43:53 2016 No.7758014 >>7758010 Mm hmm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:18:41 2016 No.7758112 >>7753654 I need to scratch my back fast. The holes......

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:20:46 2016 No.7758120 >>7754117 its literally drunk food for people out late. did you think street vendors are supposed to sell haute cuisine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:29:03 2016 No.7758155 >>7757005 retard monkey man here cant even operate a mixer, your worse than Jack

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:33:07 2016 No.7758167 >>7754440 dont post that here, the people must not know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:47:54 2016 No.7758217 >>7758167 What if jack made a homunculus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:57:43 2016 No.7758254 >>7757049 >he doesnt get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 12:59:07 2016 No.7758260 >>7757762 could have easily turned it so the lid was facing away from the camera, hotdog holder is retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:00:09 2016 No.7758264 >>7757569 MOTHERFUCKER WHAT GIVE

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:02:31 2016 No.7758268 >>7757905 you forgot the part where the man is high on so much opium its the only job he can do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:03:33 2016 No.7758271 >>7758217 that would explain a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:13:05 2016 No.7758300 >>7753437 Do they call it a tandoor in Tajikistan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:15:36 2016 No.7758304 File: 56 KB, 1024x680, 3541710-3111108845-areyo-551a1ea96cb56[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7755463

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 13:21:03 2016 No.7758313 >>7757654 what show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:08:36 2016 No.7758478 >>7757700 whats wrong with sugar and school childrens piss? How the fuck do you make caramel at home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:12:12 2016 No.7758488 >>7758478 i thought they only used kids piss to boil eggs in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:13:10 2016 No.7758491 >>7754914 You know, there are a lot of different cultures around the world. It's pretty scary but it's good to get used to the idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:15:23 2016 No.7758497 >>7758491 yes there are many cultures, but this aspect of this one is retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:16:28 2016 No.7758502 >>7754914 the hole isnt very deep they can just lift it out mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:21:12 2016 No.7758515 >>7755559 >she was retarded >so she better sue someone >American logic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:21:51 2016 No.7758517 >>7758497 Have you tasted the bread? It might be the greatest bread you have ever tasted. Why limit yourself by being so close minded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:22:43 2016 No.7758520 >>7758515 >some guy makes a joke >takes it seriously >some fag's logic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:25:19 2016 No.7758529 >>7758517 i suppose you could be right, it just seems wasteful for a people who look like they are very poor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:27:23 2016 No.7758534 >>7758529 well, to me it looks like she knows what she is doing so i doubt it's a wasteful practice. But my guess is as good as any

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 14:35:13 2016 No.7758560 >>7758534 fair enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 15:46:19 2016 No.7758754 >>7754710 You have no culture. t. Someone who has worked in a Walmart in the midwest and seen the concept of white supremacy shattered before me. Nothing superior about the Midwest/South.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 19:49:04 2016 No.7759441 >>7755120 I'm sure they're not very fond of you either.

Anonymous Tue Jun 7 20:06:29 2016 No.7759481

>>7754787
Not sure if this is common knowledge but to crack a coconut you make a hole in one of the three holes to drain the liquid into whatever, and then you hit it with a hammer in a ring around the coconut (like what they were doing at the end of the video, except not in one spot, spin the coconut to make a ring around it).

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 20:09:55 2016 No.7759496 >>7758754 It's not possible to not have a culture. What you either mean is "your culture is the dominant one and is therefore not special" or "I don't like your culture".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 20:17:09 2016 No.7759517 >>7759481 I use a screwdriver

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 20:19:36 2016 No.7759527 >>7759517 To make the hole to drain the liquid? The circular pounding, if done right and with a little luck, can give you perfect bowls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 7 20:53:09 2016 No.7759621 File: 113 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7758112 Whatever do you mean?

Anonymous Tue Jun 7 22:43:34 2016 No.7759948

>>7754259
When the dough was being rolled, I thought, "Wow, he's making fancy pizza rolls." When the salad came into play, I thought, "Man, I was wrong. That looks fancy." When he dipped it in egg, I felt guilty for ever judging anything before its finished product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 00:51:35 2016 No.7760287 File: 609 KB, 977x1195, 1461540067349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7757624 >implying they have raclette in america

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 8 02:02:45 2016 No.7760446 >>7758254 I-I don't I just took the picture without thinking

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