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Post your webms lads

>> No.7752045

>>7752009
Cheese is disgusting.
Why do Americans eat it everyday?

>> No.7752066

>>7752009
stop. doing. generals.

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>>7752045
Cool story, how do you feel about nutella?

>> No.7752070

>>7752066
Stop posting in them :^)

>> No.7752079

>>7752009
Can someone tell me what the fuck he's doing? Other than very finely julienning something.

>> No.7752085
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>> No.7752114

>>7752085
This is neat but I can just imagine how crusty that top is from not covering it.

>> No.7752125

>>7752114

Really? How crusty? I don't have a bread maker and have actually never even made bread, but I do enjoy it. A little crust is nice but too much crust... eh...

>> No.7752139

>this much effort to produce something that looks like cum curdled in a soap bath

>> No.7752146

>>7752139
>this much effort to produce something
That is the japanese way

>> No.7752148

>>7752146
Is it japanese though? Sure looks chinese to me.

>> No.7752151

>>7752045
because it isn't disgusting.

>> No.7752156

>>7752079
He is thinly cutting tofu for a soup.
https://youtu.be/sijUq_Gxyu4?t=56

>> No.7752160

>>7752045
thats tofu, anon, and it has nothing to do with america

what did america do to you to make you so insecure?

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>> No.7752203 [DELETED] 

>>7752187
lol what the fuck is this

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>>7752203
Why it's Jack of course!

>> No.7752220 [DELETED] 

>>7752187
>>7752211

Is this some cooking show parody skit?

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>>7752220
Sweet summer child

>> No.7752232 [DELETED] 

>>7752220
Hello, newfag.

>> No.7752234 [DELETED] 

>>7752187
>>7752211

This guy has a legit mental handicap, right?

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>>7752235

>> No.7752240 [DELETED] 

>>7752232
>>7752224

Yeah I guess I'm new to /ck/ so what's the story with Jack?

>> No.7752243 [DELETED] 

>>7752234
Hello, newfag.

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>>7752240
He has a mental disability.

>> No.7752247 [DELETED] 

>>7752240
Just go look up Cooking with Jack on Youtube. He makes a lot of pretty gross things.

>> No.7752250 [DELETED] 

>>7752235
>those tiny gook fingers
Asiatics are such manlets.

>> No.7752252 [DELETED] 

>>7752246
Pretty sure you're fucking with me

>>7752247
Will do

>> No.7752259 [DELETED] 

>>7752247
>>7752252

Don't give that disgusting swine views you stupid fucks.

>> No.7752261

>>7752250
Why not just say Asians?

Also it's a girl.

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>> No.7752280 [DELETED] 

>>7752278
>ja/ck/ independently discovers non-Newtonian fluids

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>> No.7752296 [DELETED] 

>>7752261
Asians would by default also include pakis and afghans, not just gooks, nips and chinks.

>> No.7752304

>>7752296
So does Asiatic.

>> No.7752333

>>7752125
You typically will cover a rising dough like this with plastic wrap to prevent it from drying out on top as it rises. It's good to have a crust when the bread is baked but a crust on raw dough is generally not something you want.

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>> No.7752344

>>7752334
This seems like a pretty big waste of time.

>> No.7752346

>>7752344
time is just a human concept

>> No.7752353

>>7752346
So is cooking.

>> No.7752361 [DELETED] 

>>7752304
Well, to be honest I refer to the negro races as negroids.
Perhaps I'm just old fashioned?

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>> No.7752371

>>7752353
damn..

>> No.7752377

>>7752334
>>7752344
>>7752346

Nah bro, it was a very good system. The garlic would literally liquefy in the butter.

>> No.7752381

>>7752370
Is this Jack's wife?

>> No.7752388

>>7752370
Jesus fucking wept.

>> No.7752390

>>7752361
That's not much of an excuse. But I'm curious how old you are.

>> No.7752395

>>7752370
>uses jack cheese

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>> No.7752408

>>7752045
>Cheese is disgusting.
>Why do Americans eat it everyday?
Found the brown feller.

>> No.7752436

>>7752187
>>7752211
>>7752224
>>7752246
>>7752278
>>7752291
>>7752370
>>7752400
>>7752406

Fuck off faggot. No one wants to see this shit for the fucking thousandth time.

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>>7752436
Calm down, Jacko

>> No.7752450

>>7752220
yes, unintentionally though

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>>7752436

>> No.7752483

>>7752291
I fucking despise Jack and his awful cooking, but id rather eat the one on the left. The one on the right looks dry af desu senpai

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>> No.7752489 [DELETED] 

>>7752483
>desu senpai
Faggot.

>> No.7752534

>>7752235
They look a tidbit dry, but otherwise delicious.

>> No.7753103
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>> No.7753108

>>7753103
fired immediately?

>> No.7753111

>>7752370
Our god is a vengeful God

>> No.7753117 [DELETED] 

>>7752240
Just look at all the webms. He's the worst cook on youtube, yet he has like 200k subscribers

>> No.7753144

>>7752344
it was "prison" not like they had anything better to do

>> No.7753147

>>7753103
People think women can cook

>> No.7753163

>>7752436
You know it's summer when people complain about old memes

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>>7752240

>undercooks almost everything
>makes some of the most disgusting recipes imaginable
>has poor motor skills and no culinary talent (knife skills, etc)
>never seems to improve despite how many things he cooks
>does product reviews, never follows instructions, and blames the product
>went on a knockoff 'Shark Tank' type of show to ask for an investment for his BBQ sauce company... broke down crying after being accused of just shilling his YouTube channel
>has bragged about strangling his son
...
>still gets a bunch of views and money from YouTube

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>>7753163
You know it's summer when you literal 11-year olds still think Jack is funny.

>> No.7753219

>>7753103
She should no be allowed to use knives or be in the kitchen.

>> No.7753263 [DELETED] 

>>7753179
Yeah wow I watched some of his recent videos and I couldn't figure out why people would watch him for actual cooking advice. I'm curious about all this lore but I might just walk away from it now...

>> No.7753271 [DELETED] 

>>7753180
some of us post Jack videos because we can learn from his simple approach and enjoy his simple white dishes.
Look the guy has hundreds of videos and there are webMs lampooning him for about six of them, that's either a giant vote of confidence or these guys just don't go deep into the Jack hole.
but yeah naw, Jack is juvenile unlike steve brule. well put

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Anybody want to post some webms of nice things?

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>>7753273

>> No.7753277

>>7753179
wtf is the point of that?

>> No.7753288
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>>7753275
enough

>> No.7753296

>>7752045
So that's tofu... are you a moran?

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>> No.7753315

>>7752487
Damn it, that is so satisfying to watch.

>> No.7753320

>>7753103
Anyone got the webm of her trying to cut open a coconut?

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>> No.7753327

>>7752487
is there any more like this?

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>> No.7753334 [DELETED] 

>>7752187

that rubbery bacon...

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>>7753320

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>>7753328

>> No.7753350 [DELETED] 

>>7753179
>Jack has a kid
how the fuck does this guy have a wife

>> No.7753355

>>7753103

Holy shit that other chick holding the can while she's doing this

>> No.7753359 [DELETED] 

>>7753350
The world is a mysterious place, anon.

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>>7753219
>>7753147
>>7753355

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>>7753327
I have a few more

>> No.7753365

>>7752278
>>7752280
>Unoriginal post with unoriginal reply #37849

These webm threads are shit now.

>> No.7753367

>>7752211

those bear claw things are so stupid

>> No.7753368

>>7753365
post some OC then faggot

>> No.7753369 [DELETED] 

>>7753344
jesus christ. i remember my mom would just place the coconut in a few plastic bags and let me slam it against the concrete driveway as a kid.

>> No.7753373

>>7752211

and he's tearing apart an undercooked "bbq" pork loin. i can't imagine the amount of bacteria present in that guy's section of the universe.

>> No.7753374

>>7753368
Posting the same shit in every thread is not a good substitute for my lack of content. It's shitting up the board.

>> No.7753375

>>7753349
that was very poorly applied, what a shithead

>> No.7753377 [DELETED] 

>>7753369
Oh man, that sounds fun.

My mom just gave me a butcher knife and showed me how to open it up properly.

>> No.7753378 [DELETED] 

>>7753369
are you me?

>>7753374
You're shitting up the board

>> No.7753380

>>7753361
how much is one of these can openers and where can I buy one? I've fucked up my wrist and I've had to buy ring pull cans only for too long

>> No.7753382

>>7752156
I'm not impressed by that, I feel like thats basically the perfect job for a robot

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This thread went to shit.

>> No.7753390

>>7752370

god... i hate these fucking facebook shared recipes, especially the cheap ass casseroles.

who the fuck cooks chips into a liquid? holy fuck that pile of shit is disgusting. might as well be slopping the hogs. fucking hell i'm mad.

>> No.7753392

>>7753382
like any of those autistic fuck ups could be trusted to work with food

>> No.7753396

>>7753390
>might as well be slopping the hogs
isn't that just flyover food in general though?

>> No.7753397

>>7753380
Any kind of can opener that can not easily go in a dish washer or be washed in the sink is nothing but a bacteria factory. That thing looks like itll be as disgusting and impossible to clean as the much easier to use electric kind

>> No.7753399

>>7752400

so undercooked the cheese isn't melting from the cold burger.. and that squirt of liquid... i almost hurled.

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>>7753390
>slopping the hogs

Pretty much, yeah

>> No.7753411

>>7753397
use anti bacterial wipes once a week

>> No.7753412

>>7753382
Im not impressed by this post. A robot produces better content.

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>>7753350

she's a whale. probably dumb as rocks like him too.

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>>7753410

like those kfc bowls... disgusting

>> No.7753429 [DELETED] 

>>7753413

he has no coordination or grasp of cooking technique. there's a reason those guys use the fine tipped squeeze bottle and not what looks like a water bottle. hell, he probably does suck down shit from it and put pancake batter in without washing out the saliva.

>> No.7753432

>>7753419
>go to USA
>at a KFC, want to try something not served in my country
>get a bowl
>see that shit

I was so disappointed

>> No.7753433

>>7753419
I remember back when those were introduced and I thought it was a joke.. I didn't believe anyone would actually just throw random foods into a bowl as a sold product.

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>> No.7753439

>>7752487
>>7753327
>>7753362
Just to note these films are made by a guy called PES. Check him out on Youtube, his videos are really great in high res.

>> No.7753442

>>7753419
Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

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>> No.7753469 [DELETED] 

>>7753384
>dem steady hands
No wonder chinks make such good surgeons

>> No.7753477 [DELETED] 

>>7753469
>No wonder chinks make such good surgeons
they do?

>> No.7753478

>>7753439
thanks anon

>> No.7753480 [DELETED] 

>>7753477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtU4UNM2po

>> No.7753481

>>7753442
>Is this real? Why would anyone pay money for this?

some people really do get slopped. they shovel food in their gaping maws as quickly as possible, making all kinds of disgusting noises, so the presentation and taste don't matter at all. as long as it's salty, they'll eat it without much thought.

fucking disgusting pigs.

>> No.7753492

>>7753432
>>7753433
>>7753442


You guys ever had one? It's just chicken with gravy cheese and corn over some mashed potatoes. Which are all normal things to pair with each other save maybe the cheese

They taste all right after all it is KFC food so it's not gonna be high dining

I do agree that it looks like slop

>> No.7753495

>>7752487
>>7753362
these are way better with sound

>> No.7753513

>>7753480
I don't get it, looks like they all failed their whatever nintendo test and they seem pretty chill and happy about it,.
anyway, if you want a good doctor then look for a cuban doctor.

>> No.7753580

>>7752436

i laugh every time i see these gifs

>> No.7753588

>>7753580
No you don't

>> No.7753592

>>7752370
man are people so lazy they can't follow a proper recipe that doesn't involve dumping a lo0ad of rubbish in a tray?

>> No.7753601

>>7753580
Because you're a fucking retard

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>>7753601
>>7753588

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>The samefag posting garbage gets deleted

Based mods

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>> No.7753666

>>7753654
Why is he cutting it with a pole-saw attachment?

>> No.7753680

>>7753513
>cuban doctor
Why?

>> No.7753681

>>7753666
it's just a folding hand saw

>> No.7753684

>>7753666
He used a pole saw to cut the nest down

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How do you guys like your eggs?

>> No.7753706

How about I post muh dyk in ure pussy babe??

>> No.7753707

>>7752066
suck. my. dick.

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>> No.7753716

>>7752066
But I love a man in uniform...

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>> No.7754101

>>7752045
first, that's tofu.
Second, cheese isn't disgusting at all you're retarded.
Thrid, the way that guy is cutting using a clever I'll abso-fucking-lutely promise you he learned to cook in china or SEA, not the god damn USA.
Fourth, from the skill in those cuts, how even the pieces are, his minimalist motions, etc, this guy is really fucking talented.

In summary, the sewer run off in mumbi is too good for you.

>> No.7754108

>>7752079
fyi Julian is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips. So it would be 'cutting it into a fine julian' since it's not a verb.

sorry for grammar nazi post, cooking terms used incorrectly triggers me.

>> No.7754114

>>7752377
but with some practice you can accomplish the same thing with a good paring knife. This just seems... pointless I guess.

>> No.7754116

>>7753437
I finally figured out ways to make different breads decently, it took me a while but every time I see something like this I'm still impressed. It's pretty easy to make a good meal but to make good bread takes a lot more skill and equipment.

>> No.7754117

>>7753709
Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread?
Are eggs supposed to be a delicacy in whatever shit hole that is?

>> No.7754119

>>7754108
You're spelling it wrong. It can be verb or a noun (and maybe even an adjective.)

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/julienne
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julienning

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>>7754080
>puts hands down into bowl near mixers

>> No.7754125

>>7754119
weird seeing it in an English dictionary. I would get ripped a new one for using it that way when I was learning to cook. Well, whatever. personal pet peeve anyway.

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>> No.7754198

>>7754125
Well, your pet peeve is factually incorrect

>> No.7754229

>>7754125
You were a faggot for bringing it up in the first place.

Sorry thats just a pet peeve of mine.

>> No.7754233

>>7754229
Is name calling really necessary?

>> No.7754240

>>7754193
>not brushed with butter
It's shit

>> No.7754249

>>7754117
its cheap, easy and fast.

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>>7754240
I left some parts out.

>> No.7754253

>>7754117
eggs on toast are good, shoo with your bad taste

>> No.7754255

>>7754249
Like yer mum

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>> No.7754262

>>7754121
>implying a handmixer can do serious damage

Sure it hurts but it won't draw blood or anything.

>> No.7754265

>>7753300
How did the stock become so THICC?

>> No.7754268

>>7753328
>he trims the wax into the food

Why are hipsters allowed to cook?

>> No.7754270

>>7754080
How does he manage to fuck up literally everything. You'd think after so long cooking you would figure things out

>> No.7754271

>>7753324
fake

the ice cream machine is always out of order

>> No.7754272

>>7754265
He doesn't say. The recipe doesn't mention any blending. It gets simmered for two hours so I assume it just thickens on its own.

>> No.7754273

>>7754268
what wax

>> No.7754284

>>7753300
What's the liquid in the jar, and was that rosemary?

>> No.7754288

>>7753328
AAAAAAGGGHHH

I CAME

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>>7753349

rotate that fucking hotdog jesus christ fuck i'm so mad at this stupid webm and it's posted all the goddamned time

>> No.7754304

>>7754108
>Julian
julienne

>is actually an exact size, not the act of cutting something into strips.
wrong
its exactly cutting something into strips.

>> No.7754307

>>7754268
its not wax. its rind.

>> No.7754310

>>7753695
Never have I had a boner and want to throw up at the same time.

>> No.7754314

>>7754265
He simmered the fuck out of the peas, which caused them to dissolve, releasing all of their starch and thickening the soup.

>> No.7754316

>>7754108
Don't bother with Franco-English grammar, it's a mess and nobody use any French word or locution correctly anyway.
sauter is to pan
sauté is panned
saute is (you) pan
sautant is panning
sautéed would translate as panneded or something.
Ménage à trois doesn't mean menage a trois, and "fauille gwasse" would be how people pronounce foie gras.

>>7754265
He probably added some flour or corn starch (mixed in some water and added in the soup), or a roux.

>> No.7754327

>>7753103

Is this some kind of fresh out of the ice cavewoman? Who the fuck doesn't know how to open a can?

>> No.7754329

>>7754117
Busy working person or poor people with no stove

>> No.7754332

>>7754252
but why

>> No.7754335

>>7753328

What is this meme cheese and why do I see it everywhere now?

>> No.7754340

>>7753407

So you can use a smaller burner.

>> No.7754350

>>7754273
On the curved side.

>> No.7754355

>>7754114
It's okay anon. I used to not know movies either.

>> No.7754362

>>7754350
its not wax.

imbecile.

>> No.7754365

>>7754350
That's not wax; it's the rind of the cheese. The darker color can be from smoking or washing in a brine before aging.

>> No.7754403

>>7754362
sorry for my rudeness btw.

wasnt necessary.

>> No.7754421

>>7752045
americans don't even eat cheese, they eat plastic marketed as cheese

>> No.7754431

>>7754114
its from goodfellas

>> No.7754440

>>7753695
Just homunculus my shit up https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I

>> No.7754450

>>7752370
Everyday we stray further from God's light

>> No.7754459

>>7754284
its apple juice

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>>7752370

>> No.7754485

>>7752370

Watching this video made me feel extremely ill at ease like I witnessed a rape or something

>> No.7754496
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>>7753442

They actually look semi-okay in the promotional pictures, it's basically false advertising because the bowl just turns into a uniform gray potato gravy cheese corn sludge with chicken in it right after you start eating it

>> No.7754515

>>7752009
Just fyi if you're a man tofu is one of the single worst things you can eat for yourself.

>> No.7754516

>>775204 i think youre a brit.
what did america do to you?

>> No.7754533

>>7754259
<3 chef john

>> No.7754551

>>7752370
>dumps the shitton of liquid into the middle every time
Goddamn what a fuckin idiot

>> No.7754553

>>7753442
Whenever I had gotten these in the past the people who made mine tried harder and it looked better than this.
That being said, get ready to shit violently.

>> No.7754589

>>7754080
>fitbit

>> No.7754681

>>7753329

Fuck I hate Chinks.

>> No.7754701

>>7753709

No wonder he's surly - the motherfucker filming him hasn't even ordered any food.

>> No.7754709

>>7753329
LMAO have these people not eaten in their lives?

>> No.7754710

>>7753329

>you wouldn't understand my culture you uneducated redneck

>> No.7754715

>>7752370
Flyover genocide when?

>> No.7754747

>>7754709
na, it's just mainlander chinese people who are generally quite selfish and have no respect for others

>> No.7754752

>>7753709
I want to be surly king of the egg fort.

>> No.7754765

>>7753709
Tried this the exact way he did it this weekend. Added a little bit of cheese, pretty decent.

>> No.7754766

>>7752045
That's not cheese you imbecile.

>> No.7754770

>>7754747

I was in Japan about a week ago. Without exception, every time someone was being noisy, rude, breaking the rules, or upsetting the 'wa', they were Chinese. They're an entire nation of openly selfish arseholes.

I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry (a peasantry whose traditions were trampled by decades of communist misrule) into the urbanised middle classes. There are so many of them that they've completely overwhelmed what urban middle classes used to exist in China, so they've never had to learn how fit in, how to behave around others, the kind of manners and politeness that help people live cheek by jowl in cities. They and/or their parents grew up in small inward-looking rural communities, so they can't concieve of not being a total shit to someone that you don't personally know.

>> No.7754781

>>7754765
>adding cheese to your surly egg sandwich
What's wrong fag, can't taste the herbal flavors?

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>>7753320

>> No.7754795

>>7754770
Theory makes a lot of sense. The Chinese goverment has had to do public service campaigns to keep Chinese people from acting like such shits when they're tourists.

>> No.7754800

>>7754770
>I theorise that it's because of the vastly speedy economic growth - millions upon millions of people have been elevated from peasantry

That's not a theory, that's the fucking truth. I have terrible stories of relatives that used to visit my parents from mainland China. They're pretty much the same except they have more money now and became super middle class assholes.

>> No.7754807

>>7754533
fuck off slut he is my husbando

>> No.7754837

>>7754781
I was hungry. Don't beat me.

>> No.7754839

>>7754787

what is this?

>> No.7754841

>>7754839
Two women trying to open a coconut

>> No.7754844

>>7752370
This is nowhere near as bad as people are saying it is. It's like you've never been in a food torture thread on /ck/ before.

>> No.7754851

>>7754259

and as always... ennnjoy

>> No.7754875

>>7752377
I don't want to be a dick, but it's olive oil not butter

>> No.7754882

>>7752377
With those slices? You're better off finely grating it.

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>>7754787

>> No.7754893

>>7753419
Are you sure you didn't just dump a cup of water and some cold shredded cheese in there yourself? I've gotten several famous bowls and they've never looked like that.

>> No.7754896

>>7753397

The whole things slides out and you run it through the dishwasher once a night. I take it you've never even been close to a kitchen?

>> No.7754906

>>7753709
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.7754908

>>7754787
to be fair it's not like most people get to crack coconuts on daily basis

>> No.7754913

>>7753329
Is this chinese people at a buffet?

>> No.7754914

>>7753437
that seems like such a dumb way of baking bread. more than often one will fall in. what a waste. no wonder these people are literally stuck in the stone age

>> No.7754918

NO WEEBS ALLOWED ITT

>> No.7754936

>>7754908
>The way they handle the knife
>Their faces
I never crack coconuts but that does not mean that I would go full retard like those strong and independent womyn

>> No.7754955

>>7754908
to be fair, you have to be borderline retarded to think that's going to work.

>> No.7754975

>>7752009
just melts in to a butter

>> No.7754993

>>7754906
no sell eggs no go home

>> No.7755003

>>7754906
If I was the surly king of Egg Fort I'd never leave. Get my peasants to restock supplies

>> No.7755004

>>7752436
YOU fuck off faggot.

>> No.7755107

>>7753437
She can probably jerk a mean cock

>> No.7755115

Woe. This is it from naturally rising?

>> No.7755120

>>7752235
Fucking hate mushrooms

>> No.7755122

>>7752334
It would burn, not liquefy

>> No.7755126

>>7754914
Oh great another imbecile.

>> No.7755129

>>7752487
I hope who ever makes these lives a long, prosperous life

>> No.7755138

>>7754335
>why do I see it everywhere now?
Someone posted it on plebbit and all the normies came cuz of it

>> No.7755143

>>7752334
That razor must be blunt as hell.

>> No.7755147

>>7754913
>>7754709
Yeah. Likely a buffet
The crab legs are probably limited to what's there so they want to get as much as they can
If you ever see any sort of policy that limits how That's why you often see limits on how much you can grab, because people would grab a shitload
Goes from shitty $5 buffets to more expensive $50 buffets

>> No.7755153

>>7753349
All you had to do with turn the hod dog the other way

>> No.7755158

>>7753380
That one is probably more expensive than it's worth if you don't open many cans a day

>> No.7755163

>>7752334
When you have no knife skills...

>> No.7755169

>>7753654
Favorite one so far.

>> No.7755177

>>7753443
>That's something that a machine can never do.
Says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year.

>> No.7755206

>>7752487
this was nominated for an animated short film Oscar

>> No.7755209

>>7753654
I'd love one of these and just eat if off that branch like corn on the cob

>> No.7755214

>>7754117
That probably cost like a dollar

>> No.7755215

>>7754787

how does she still have her hands

>> No.7755216
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>> No.7755219

>>7753709
So would the eggs in the bottom of that pot end up being cooked when they're over the burner like that?

>> No.7755220 [DELETED] 

>>7755216
>still trying

>> No.7755223

>>7753709
I used to eat eggs and toast all the time back during my college days

>> No.7755226

>>7754270
Some people are just fuck ups

I also like how this fat fuck has a fitbit

>> No.7755235

>>7755215
This is probably the first time she's tried to do any real cooking in her life

>> No.7755239

>>7755216
Are those first two pieces of meat burnt on the outside?

>> No.7755248

>>7755239

Not really. The dense char on the outside of the meat is called bark.

It's what happens when the spice rub they use to coat the meat form into a slurry and become discolored by the smoke. It's got a heavy, smoky flavor but it's not at all burned in the sense of the word you'd usually think about.

>> No.7755254

>>7755216
i could watch this all day. i freakin love meat

>> No.7755260

>>7753707
>suck. my. dick.

go on..

>> No.7755279

>>7753329
Fucking mainlanders.

>> No.7755346

>>7755254
yeah I bet you do gaylord

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>>7755279

>> No.7755392

>>7755385
ohhhhhh shiit

>> No.7755394

>>7755385

well shit

>> No.7755449

>>7755385
>expecting fap material
>get this

why

>> No.7755463

>>7752085
Is this a time lapse or real time?

>> No.7755470

>>7755385
Someone failed to practice OSHA standards when eating corn from a power drill.

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>>7753695
>that watermark

>> No.7755547

>>7755385
Wouldn't that hurt like hell? She barely looks a little surprised.

>> No.7755551

>>7752370
motherFUCKER

>> No.7755554

>>7755547
Shit was yanked out so fast she's probably in shock.

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>>7755385
I hope she sued. She has a good case against
>the person that was holding the drill
>the person who owns the home in which this happened (if it wasn't her home)
>the manufacturer of the drill
>the store or vendor that sold her the corn

I bet she's rich now

>> No.7755583

>>7755143
Well of course. You use the sharp razors for shivs.

>> No.7755585

>>7755559
it was staged you goof

>> No.7755613

>>7753443
You're gonna get replaced by a machine one day.

>> No.7755652

>>7752370
I have seen some shit, I mean really bad shit.

This though... This is what keeps me up at night.

>> No.7755684

>>7753103
I'm holding out hope that this was scripted, and that they all had a good laugh at the scripted character's stupidity as soon as the camera powered off.

>> No.7755726

>>7754844
Except this isn't meant to be a torture video, she actually likes it and serves it to kids at church

>> No.7755783

>>7754787
This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

The look of horror on the other woman's face sums it up well.

>> No.7755930

>>7753695
Why is my dick so hard.

>> No.7755955

>>7754265
Split-peas.

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>>7755783
Newfag.

>> No.7755998

>>7753384
Even before I was an alcoholic, I could not have hands this steady.

Especially with a god damn ladle.

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>>7755239

>> No.7756126

>>7753695
Fertilized

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>>7755974

>> No.7756150
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>>7752160
Have freedom

>> No.7756234

>>7755209
Don't recomend, too much wax.

>> No.7756244

>>7754515
Yeah like eating bananas causes radiation poisoning, you're not going to get excess estrogen from the occasional tofu meal

>> No.7756279

>>7756137
Delish

>> No.7756320

>>7754459
cruel

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>>7753695
and after consuming raw bird eggs...

>> No.7756873

>>7755107
kek

>> No.7756892

>>7755214
not even a dollar, think like, 20-30 cents

>> No.7756906

>>7753419
Fuck you. That's the only good thing KFC serves.

>> No.7756927

>>7752487
this is so comfy

>> No.7756987

>>7756150
>irish spring
>czech republic
laffo

>> No.7756996

>>7754268
retard

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7757005

>>7754262
Well maybe you should dislocate your fingers and knuckles with one. That won't draw blood or anything either.

>> No.7757049

>>7756987
>Not recognizing a good firearm
Somebody here is a noguns bitch
I guess I am on a woman's board after all

>> No.7757273

>>7755613
We're all gonna get replaced by machines anon, the key is to do what you love as long as you can.

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7757289

>>7757273
Are we all going to be NEETs? That's probably what hell is like

>> No.7757356

>>7754914
These people have been doing this for thousands of years white boy. They probably know a thing or two about making bread.

>> No.7757363

>>7757289
Stop idealizing human endeavor over superior efficiency, Vonnegut.

>> No.7757370

>>7754114
Jesus...

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>>7754289

I wish nothing but death on that hotdog owner.

>> No.7757376

>>7753349
>yuropeon "food"

>> No.7757379

>>7754117
Are you sperging out this much over an egg sandwich? Jesus Christ. Is /ck/ the most retarded fucking board on this site?

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>>7754259
Chef Johnny boy

>> No.7757402

>>7752334
Get a fucking mandolin. Furfucksake.

>> No.7757417

>>7754252
except he's brushing it with coconut oil because it's garbage vegan food

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>> No.7757599

>>7757567
SAKLGFDGJSKAJGH;KAHG;aGLAGH;LADHJSGA WHAT IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE

>> No.7757620

>>7755346
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT!!!

>> No.7757624

>>7757376
>putting based Savoie cheese on a fucking hotdog

Murricans everyone. Care for some ketchup on this ?

>> No.7757654

>>7757567
Reminder that this man has been on TV for his cooking skills.

>> No.7757694

>>7753328
traditional raclette is good for expensive tourist traps but there's no real reason to not just slice it and grill it in small quantities.

>> No.7757699

>>7753362
Haven't seen this one yet; thank you, anon

>> No.7757700

>>7753384
>street food
>china
no mater the skill, the ingredients are likely to be literal shit.

>> No.7757721

>>7755547
it probably doesn't hurt at first, then it stings and swell, since she keeps touching it in the end. But since there's no blood it probably not that painful. Especially after teh beating her parents probably gave her afterward.

>> No.7757722

>>7756987
Oh good, I wasn't the only one who laughed

>> No.7757724

>>7755559
"you didn't use the product as intended and didn't wear gloves." case closed.

>> No.7757751

>>7757724
>not recognizing low quality bait/shitposting

I bet you were all proud of yourself like
>heh, i just ruined that guy's whole argument with one sentence

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>>7757371
Chill out angry boy, he obviously was only holding it that way for the camera guy who didn't stand in a better spot.

>> No.7757773

>>7757599
>doesn't like tropical salad

pleb plz go

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>> No.7757778

>>7752487
>chip breaks at the end
absolutely perfect

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>> No.7757808

>>7755120
Give me your mushrooms, anon. All of them. I love mushrooms.

>> No.7757825

>>7757778
This, pretty clever.

Also, nice almost quads.

>> No.7757905

>>7757774
That seems like such an unfulfilling life

>> No.7757920

>>7757905

most of us are just some variation of unnecessary, unfulfilling job like popcorn cooker.webm honestly

whats your job?

inb4 neet

>> No.7757937

>>7757920
I'm a veterinarian
Mostly exotic pets
I specialize in reptiles

>> No.7757997

>>7755585
wrong

>> No.7758004

>>7754316
>sauter is to pan

stopped reading there

why are you running your mouth about this shit

also clearly that soup is not thickened with a refined starch

>> No.7758007

>>7754117

>Who the fuck would pay for fried egg on bread?

...like everyone

>> No.7758010

>>7757937

i can honestly say that the street vendors popcorn would bring more fulfillment to my life than an exotic reptile would

>> No.7758014

>>7758010
Mm hmm

>> No.7758112

>>7753654
I need to scratch my back fast. The holes......

>> No.7758120

>>7754117
its literally drunk food for people out late. did you think street vendors are supposed to sell haute cuisine?

>> No.7758155

>>7757005
retard monkey man here cant even operate a mixer, your worse than Jack

>> No.7758167

>>7754440
dont post that here, the people must not know

>> No.7758217

>>7758167
What if jack made a homunculus?

>> No.7758254

>>7757049
>he doesnt get it

>> No.7758260

>>7757762
could have easily turned it so the lid was facing away from the camera, hotdog holder is retarded

>> No.7758264

>>7757569
MOTHERFUCKER

WHAT

GIVE

>> No.7758268

>>7757905
you forgot the part where the man is high on so much opium its the only job he can do

>> No.7758271

>>7758217
that would explain a lot

>> No.7758300

>>7753437
Do they call it a tandoor in Tajikistan?

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7758304

>>7755463

>> No.7758313

>>7757654
what show?

>> No.7758478

>>7757700
whats wrong with sugar and school childrens piss?
How the fuck do you make caramel at home

>> No.7758488

>>7758478
i thought they only used kids piss to boil eggs in?

>> No.7758491

>>7754914
You know, there are a lot of different cultures around the world. It's pretty scary but it's good to get used to the idea

>> No.7758497

>>7758491
yes there are many cultures, but this aspect of this one is retarded

>> No.7758502

>>7754914
the hole isnt very deep

they can just lift it out

mongoloid

>> No.7758515

>>7755559
>she was retarded
>so she better sue someone
>American logic

>> No.7758517

>>7758497
Have you tasted the bread?
It might be the greatest bread you have ever tasted.
Why limit yourself by being so close minded?

>> No.7758520

>>7758515
>some guy makes a joke
>takes it seriously
>some fag's logic

>> No.7758529

>>7758517
i suppose you could be right, it just seems wasteful for a people who look like they are very poor

>> No.7758534

>>7758529
well, to me it looks like she knows what she is doing so i doubt it's a wasteful practice.
But my guess is as good as any

>> No.7758560

>>7758534
fair enough

>> No.7758754

>>7754710
You have no culture.

t. Someone who has worked in a Walmart in the midwest and seen the concept of white supremacy shattered before me.

Nothing superior about the Midwest/South.

>> No.7759441

>>7755120
I'm sure they're not very fond of you either.

>> No.7759481

>>7754787
Not sure if this is common knowledge but to crack a coconut you make a hole in one of the three holes to drain the liquid into whatever, and then you hit it with a hammer in a ring around the coconut (like what they were doing at the end of the video, except not in one spot, spin the coconut to make a ring around it).

>> No.7759496

>>7758754
It's not possible to not have a culture. What you either mean is "your culture is the dominant one and is therefore not special" or "I don't like your culture".

>> No.7759517

>>7759481
I use a screwdriver

>> No.7759527

>>7759517
To make the hole to drain the liquid? The circular pounding, if done right and with a little luck, can give you perfect bowls

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>>7758112
Whatever do you mean?

>> No.7759948

>>7754259
When the dough was being rolled, I thought, "Wow, he's making fancy pizza rolls." When the salad came into play, I thought, "Man, I was wrong. That looks fancy." When he dipped it in egg, I felt guilty for ever judging anything before its finished product.

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7760287

>>7757624
>implying they have raclette in america

>> No.7760446

>>7758254
I-I don't
I just took the picture without thinking

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