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Anonymous Sat Jun 4 18:38:44 2016 No.7748594 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 18:48:40 2016 No.7748621 >>7748594 This... this is not food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 18:49:47 2016 No.7748629 File: 65 KB, 775x570, moron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 18:51:08 2016 No.7748637 File: 7 KB, 183x183, 1453682431332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594 wait... WHAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:02:40 2016 No.7748687 >>7748629 Oh no, OP you done goofed this time. You better say sorry before you get banned for that sloppy posting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:12:03 2016 No.7748735 >>7748629 >>7748687 I'm sorry :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:15:38 2016 No.7748754 File: 159 KB, 1000x750, ff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594 That is called a nacho spread in the hood. Hella good after a afternoon of selling crack Your ghetto pass is now revoked. Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:19:00 2016 No.7748773 >>7748594 This is exactly like watching that one kid in middle school who always mixes all of his food together in comedically gross ways instead of eating. Th-that's what's happening right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:21:08 2016 No.7748788 >>7748594 ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:23:19 2016 No.7748804 >>7748594 Looks like prison ramen https://youtu.be/9sgF97c6DZk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:27:14 2016 No.7748824 >>7748804 spread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:29:48 2016 No.7748831 >>7748594 someone please explain to me what this is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:30:42 2016 No.7748832 File: 66 KB, 538x554, what the fuck did you just say to me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594 I was literally saying out loud PLEASE STOP every time she added something else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:30:56 2016 No.7748835 >>7748831 Fine American cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:32:53 2016 No.7748842 >>7748754 that is definitely not nacho spread I have never seen it with instant noodles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:35:13 2016 No.7748850 >>7748835 It's mexican.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:47:25 2016 No.7748889 >>7748594 >people pay for this at an extraordinarily high price when they could use these exact same ingredients for a fraction of the price restaurants, not even once

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:50:13 2016 No.7748901 What does she get from the pot? Corn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:51:32 2016 No.7748909 >>7748850 México is in North America and therefore American.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 19:51:32 2016 No.7748910 >>7748594 post your rare ja/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:03:18 2016 No.7748949 >>7748909 >trolling this hard

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:07:41 2016 No.7748963

>>7748754

This actually looks good though because hot peppers and avocado and meat and that dressed up pico de gallo stuff would actually taste good on plain chips

Ramen noodles and god knows what else on Doritos which are already heavily flavored is either eccentric genius, or some horrible trendy abortion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:10:06 2016 No.7748973 >>7748594 I mean, I would eat it but I wouldnt be proud of myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:11:11 2016 No.7748977 >>7748901 I honestly can't tell. It looks like hominy, which would make sense if it is Mexican.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:12:42 2016 No.7748987 >>7748909 Our lord and savior, Donald Trump, doesn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:14:08 2016 No.7748996 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1465085147087.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Source on this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:17:27 2016 No.7749013 >>7748996 La Barbecue in Austin, Texas. Free beer while you wait in line.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:19:05 2016 No.7749022 >>7748831 nigger prison food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:31:07 2016 No.7749086 >>7748594 wouldnt eat/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:32:49 2016 No.7749096 File: 1.83 MB, 350x185, 105.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:33:40 2016 No.7749101 >>7748594 Can anyone identify the what's in that dish? I see Ramen Noodles, Doritos, Mayo, Grated cheese(?), lime. What is the rest? Corn? What about the other sauces?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:36:30 2016 No.7749120 Confirmed Mexican https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-e-K2Izww8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:38:08 2016 No.7749131 File: 864 KB, 1140x1664, 1447114983556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748996

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:39:05 2016 No.7749135 >>7748594 /v/ anon here. Post more cooking nightmares!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:43:23 2016 No.7749157 >>7748594 >goes back to the pot twice Degeneracy.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:44:08 2016 No.7749161

It's called "spread" and it's prison food. It's not the abomination it is because people like it that way, but because the type of food you can get from the prison store is limited to ramen/chips/jerky/sauces etc. It's called "spread" because a bunch of inmates pitch in ingredients they bought/managed to save from the cafeteria to make it and then they share it, spreading it around.

I am not sure why someone would pay for it at a restaurant. Probably ex-cons who miss it.

They make it because it's better than the food the prison serves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:44:37 2016 No.7749163 >>7748996 I doubt I could even eat half of that, but I would fucking try.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:53:02 2016 No.7749192 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, I made you breakfast anon ..............................................I Love You.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:53:02 2016 No.7749193 >>7749186 This breaks my heart twice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 20:59:31 2016 No.7749213 >>7749135 Kill yourself >I was just pretending!! Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:02:03 2016 No.7749220 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1461630601039.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:03:48 2016 No.7749225 >>7749220 >all those juices Delish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:04:48 2016 No.7749228 >>7749213 I'm dead serious. This shit is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:05:13 2016 No.7749230 >>7749220 Truly an art form

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:05:55 2016 No.7749234 >>7748996 Look at all that burnt meat drenched in sauce because it is too dry. Americans really are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:08:02 2016 No.7749237 File: 951 KB, 720x404, 1461546260745.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:09:11 2016 No.7749241 >>7749237 Mmmm those bits in the fleece look delightful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:09:13 2016 No.7749242 >>7749220 >That squished bun >using a prep knife on a plate >raw beef burger >ring on while preparing food >unmelted cheese on a burger >unknown vegetable huice leaking from burger I hope this is bait

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:11:11 2016 No.7749245 >>7749220 At first I was like noooo you're murdering the burger but then when I saw the patty I realized it was necessary

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:13:02 2016 No.7749250 >>7748594 can someone tell me what this is, I'm genuinely curious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:15:07 2016 No.7749257 >>7749250 Ramen and Doritos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:15:31 2016 No.7749258 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, 1459400526976.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:17:01 2016 No.7749260 >>7749258 So suspenseful. The shit log revealed to be filled with blood

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:18:04 2016 No.7749262 >>7749192 that shit scares me so much lol, why on Earth would she upload it in that state I love her anyway, she's beautiful and watching someone so determined makes me fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:18:56 2016 No.7749266 >>7749186 >>7749192 Her skeleton has become sentient. It hasnt gotten enough calcium and it wants OUT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:19:07 2016 No.7749268 >>7749257 What's the name of the dish, friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:19:39 2016 No.7749271 >>7748594 what in the ever loving fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:23:37 2016 No.7749281 File: 835 KB, 404x720, black man posting on ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:24:32 2016 No.7749285

>>7749262
Her whole channel is about what it's like to live with her disabilities. Travelling, doing her hair and makeup, doing chores, etc. She can't talk very well and all her videos have hardcoded subtitles.

She's married, and she doesn't wear her hair like that anymore. She's a LOT less cute with different hair.

The real sad thing about her channel is her view/sub counts versus how hard she clearly works at it and wants to show people what her disability is like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:24:41 2016 No.7749286 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, 1465016515851.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749225 >>7749230 >>7749242 >>7749245 he must have like, constant food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:26:32 2016 No.7749288 >>7749186 >>7749192 Holy fucking shit I'm scared that her arms are just going to snap. Who is this? Yes I'm new.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:26:45 2016 No.7749289 >>7749286 BIGBOYBITES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:27:58 2016 No.7749292 >>7749285 >married It's funny how I just suddenly stopped caring. I guess I'm less sympathetic when I know there's some dude who's providing for her. Then again if we're being honest I'm probably just bitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:29:32 2016 No.7749300 >>7749286 Are you sure this is not a meme he does on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:31:17 2016 No.7749305 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1461801838730.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749300 >believing king ja/ck/ is self-aware

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:31:48 2016 No.7749307

>>7748594
>>7748754
They make this shit in prison with snacks from the commissary plus sauce packets and shit. Everyone comes together to pitch in one little meal item and eats it together, very touching stuff.

It's high quisine from people that only have access to shitty cafeteria food and junk food for YEARS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:31:54 2016 No.7749308 File: 766 KB, 837x551, 1438557961645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749120 They have to go back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:32:04 2016 No.7749310 >>7749305 what the hell is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:32:34 2016 No.7749311 File: 22 KB, 533x477, Laughing-Frog-Meme-12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749305 how does he undercook EVERYTHING is his cookware faulty??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:33:01 2016 No.7749314 >>7749186 >>7749192 I don't find this funny, guess I'm getting old. Good for her, she looks happy. Happier than me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:34:17 2016 No.7749317 >>7749314 its not funny, people post her webms simply because she is cute and causes weirdest boners

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:34:59 2016 No.7749320 >>7749288 Here, please don't be a dick. https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/featured

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:35:07 2016 No.7749321 >>7749314 You arent supposed to find it funny You are supposed to find it erotic. Just imagine how she would squirm and contort uncontrollably as your make love to her, struggling to keep in her moans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:36:25 2016 No.7749325 >>7749311 He just has no idea what he's doing.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:37:00 2016 No.7749328

>>7749320
Was going to post nevermind, googled something about a disabled girl and cooking on youtube and found exactly that, but thanks anon.
>don't be a dick
Had no intentions to, was genuinely worried since I had literally no context. Just watched the latest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yidkF4WQkAw
She seems happy and I'm happy for her too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:37:02 2016 No.7749329 >>7749314 I'd date her. I'd cringe at the awkward handicap moments, but I think it's just make me hold her closer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:37:09 2016 No.7749330 >>7749285 Women live life on easy mode again, if she were a man she would die alone unless she was wealthy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:41:14 2016 No.7749337 >>7749286 No, just pink eye.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:42:10 2016 No.7749342 File: 1.09 MB, 406x720, buffalo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:42:43 2016 No.7749346 >>7749330 Pretty much this They get life handed to them on a silver platter and they still demand to be "equal" to men

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:43:45 2016 No.7749348 >>7749342 I dont get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:44:43 2016 No.7749352 >>7749348 They're trying to give him hot wings when he ordered buffalo wings. Fucking BK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:44:53 2016 No.7749353 File: 2.97 MB, 960x540, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:46:04 2016 No.7749356

>>7749161
I'm reminded of that one episode of the Simpsons when Principal Skinner mentions how he almost went crazy trying to recreate the gruel he was fed by the Viet Cong when he was a POW for 3 years.

Principal Skinner: "The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:46:57 2016 No.7749358 File: 774 KB, 640x640, cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:47:08 2016 No.7749360 >>7749353 I don't get it, what's going on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:47:32 2016 No.7749362 >>7749186 I've seen her videos before, I feel bad because she's so fuckin cute when she talks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:47:39 2016 No.7749363 >>7749186 >>7749192 Does... does she have parkinsons or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:48:02 2016 No.7749365 File: 23 KB, 460x276, George-Zimmerman-trial-sk-010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749353 wut?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:48:21 2016 No.7749368 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, 1461630696789.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749358 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:48:25 2016 No.7749370 >>7749348 BK was selling buffalo chicken nuggets that looked like red breaded chicken nuggets in advertisements but the end result was this garbage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:48:41 2016 No.7749371 >>7749242 It's not beef. It's bison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:49:20 2016 No.7749373 >>7749360 it's an old pasta about a beta "saving" a girl who passed out drunk by taking her to his apartment and cooking her eggs when she wakes up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:49:37 2016 No.7749374 >>7749348 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfpV3AyoGY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:49:40 2016 No.7749375 >>774936 >>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_palsy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:49:57 2016 No.7749377 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1461699932407.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749371 You're right but it doesn't really matter...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:50:37 2016 No.7749380 >>7749353 reminds me of that copypasta of a 'good guy' taking a passed out girl home and making her breakfast in the morning >you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:50:52 2016 No.7749382 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, sear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:51:16 2016 No.7749385 >>7749374 meant for >>7749363

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:51:31 2016 No.7749389

>>7749356
When I was very young, my parents were really poor. My mom was a terrible cook. Eventually my dad's career started paying off and things got better...

But sometimes I crave store brand mac n cheese with cut up hot dogs and sweet peas mixed in. I always regret it, but I will probably never shake the nostalgia cravings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:51:48 2016 No.7749390 >>7749371 If I served you raw poultry would your first though to be to complain that it is turkey not chicken? GTFO cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:52:18 2016 No.7749395 >>7749363 muscular dystrophy I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:52:40 2016 No.7749398 >>7749377 >poke chicken with fork >red liquid spews out >LOOKS DONE TO ME GUYZ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:53:43 2016 No.7749401 >>7749382 that oil isn't nearly hot enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:54:50 2016 No.7749405 File: 38 KB, 377x377, 1464460703822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749377 Kek this one is fantastic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:54:56 2016 No.7749406 >>7749401 you don't say

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:55:06 2016 No.7749407 >>7749373 First I've heard of this, mind linking/posting it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:56:19 2016 No.7749409 >>7749401 he's bringing it to a boil, don't worry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:56:46 2016 No.7749411 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Puke.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:57:58 2016 No.7749416 >>7749368 good thing there was that cute duck in the background to watch so I didn't have to see that pig shoving food in his face

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:59:22 2016 No.7749418 File: 200 KB, 970x1139, eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749407 I didn't have it so you made me google it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:59:36 2016 No.7749419 File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, 30 day ribeye.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 21:59:59 2016 No.7749422 >>7749382 What is up with that frying pan, does it have VTEC

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:00:18 2016 No.7749423 >>7749418 You're a nice guy, thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:01:55 2016 No.7749428 >>7749418 >>7749423 Theres a webm out there of someone recreating this scenario in real life, anyone have it?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:04:10 2016 No.7749441 >>7749428 I followed the posts back up, I must have missed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:04:37 2016 No.7749443 >>7749428 Is it this? >>7749353

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:07:00 2016 No.7749451 >>7749431 SAVED GLORIOUS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:07:26 2016 No.7749452 >>7749451 It's fake

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:07:46 2016 No.7749453
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>>7748824
>spread.

this negroid >>7749161 googled what this >>7748824 guy said.

>>7749161
Its common at asian & mex corner stores in the hood. You can pick what you want and work around a base price which is usually around $2-4 everything else is extra. they throw anything you want in there, a can of tuna and a bottle of tobasco kinda shit.
I like when niggas show up in a baller ass car and send their bitch in to order some crazy ass shit while they sit in the car and smoke a blunt..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:09:32 2016 No.7749458 File: 2.07 MB, 640x360, 1447799832386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:10:38 2016 No.7749466 >>7749453 I didn't google it. As a NEET I get to watch A LOT of youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:11:11 2016 No.7749467 File: 2.11 MB, 480x360, 1453325018649.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:13:23 2016 No.7749474 >>7749458 see the machines are just practicing for when they have to chop up humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:14:40 2016 No.7749478 >>7749368 That hot dog does need 100% less mustard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:15:41 2016 No.7749481 File: 1.31 MB, 640x360, 1453342069886.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:18:25 2016 No.7749490 >>7749242 spotted the pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:18:32 2016 No.7749491 >>7749305 >implying he's not salmonella in a human skin suit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:18:50 2016 No.7749495 >>7749481 Dude Yan is a pussy slayer

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:21:05 2016 No.7749503 >>7749498 lol, completely necessarily.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:22:54 2016 No.7749508 >>7749503 why? It does a meaningless task so the cooks are able to do other things while it's going

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:28:14 2016 No.7749523 File: 2.41 MB, 202x360, FRIP DA RICE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:29:25 2016 No.7749532 >>7749237 Is this McPoutine?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:29:35 2016 No.7749533 File: 1000 KB, 640x640, PresentEvenGrayreefshark.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:31:20 2016 No.7749536 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, Ramsay Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:31:41 2016 No.7749537 >>7749533 Cheese is so fucking gross. I'm glad my European ancestors left that shit at home when they defected from that shit continent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:32:50 2016 No.7749540 >>7749532 no, as a canadian mcdonalds poutine is honestly pretty OK, it uses real cheese curds and it's on already decent mcdonalds fries, jack's shit is just a travesty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:33:00 2016 No.7749542 File: 1.64 MB, 640x640, YFPucJi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:34:55 2016 No.7749544 >>7748594 'GO 'ZA 'GO 'ZA 'GO 'ZA 'GO 'ZA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:38:15 2016 No.7749555 >>7749452 >implying you can't cook shrimp in <1 second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:40:21 2016 No.7749563 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, breaking cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:40:22 2016 No.7749562 >>7749542 is the black stuff acid or what

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:41:51 2016 No.7749569 >>7749563 should just use a chain saw, gonna have problems w/ his wrists later on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:43:55 2016 No.7749576 >>7749562 r-really? it's warm chocolate poured over a white chocolate shell you dingo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:44:56 2016 No.7749579 >>7749234 >triggered

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:45:30 2016 No.7749580 >>7749438 this is simple logic, you need lots of white things to make cake and mayonnaise is white and good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:46:13 2016 No.7749583 >>7749579 It's not burnt, it's smoked; however if it was cooked on a grill it is burnt and should never be consumed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:47:40 2016 No.7749591 >>7749353 Where the fuck do I get an azn qt willing to put up with my bullshit memes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:47:46 2016 No.7749592 >>7749438 >celebrates so fast the only possible thing he could have tasted was the icing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:49:17 2016 No.7749596 >>7749438 Mayo is just oil held in emulsion via eggs. It's like swapping the butter for oil in a recipe.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:54:30 2016 No.7749607

>>7749580
I can't believe I'm defending Jack, but most cake of that type has mayonnaise in it in that the recipe calls for eggs and oil, and mayo is just eggs and oil (and a tiny, undetectable bit of vinegar or lemon).

On the other hand, it would probably taste a lot better if you just made some simple mayo at home and used that... especially since it's such a miniscule amount of extra work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:54:39 2016 No.7749609 >>7749419 You know... YOU KNOW... that some fucker is gonna order it well done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:55:32 2016 No.7749611 >>7749220 The knife against the plate... why

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:57:22 2016 No.7749618 >>7749419 Probably one of the very few legitimate non meme uses of sous vide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 22:58:57 2016 No.7749619 >>7749358 That was delightful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:03:15 2016 No.7749628 >>7748754 It's called dorilocos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:05:31 2016 No.7749634 >>7749389 Hot dogs fried with potatoes eggs or with old tortillas. Then covered in ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:08:46 2016 No.7749641 >>7749285 how do you know she has a husband I just want to judge don't judge me >_<;

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:10:12 2016 No.7749643 >>7749395 nah that's cerebral palsy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:10:29 2016 No.7749645 >>7749562 The white chocolate is super cold. The dark chocolate is super hot. Thus when they meet it slices the white choco open.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:15:58 2016 No.7749666 >>7748594 there is no way in hell that is worth actual money. corn chips+ramen noodle+macaroni+cheese+sauces its the kind of thing you eat, tastes like shit, and then you're full and regret every single bite it took.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:17:26 2016 No.7749669 >>7749438 Jack makes me so fucking mad sometimes.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:21:37 2016 No.7749680

>>7749362
did you see the video where her and her sister make cookies or some shit? you noticed that part where her sister looks at her with nothing but jealousy towards charisse. and there is another point in the video charisse looks at her sister with eyes of jealousy also, that was really a eye opening video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:24:22 2016 No.7749686 >>7749562 no, it's corrosive poison from a funnel web spider venom gland, making this dessert dish the 2nd most dangerous cuisine to experience, as compared to japanese puffer fish sashimi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:25:02 2016 No.7749689 >>7749596 Did you forget the salt, vinegar, and water? Also the fact that you use maybe a tbsp of oil when the amount of mayonnaise he used probably had like 4x that amount?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:25:40 2016 No.7749691 >>7749437 smug motherfucker lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:26:58 2016 No.7749694 >>7749607 Why even use mayo if you have eggs and oil? There is no need to use an emulsified version that also contains other flavors and acids.

Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:29:44 2016 No.7749697

>>7749694
With any kind of bread or pastry, the order and manner in which you mix the ingredients affects the taste and texture of the outcome.

I haven't personally tried cake made that way before, but it's conceivable that there might be some benefit or uniqueness to doing that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:30:55 2016 No.7749700 >>7749505 what kind of meat is this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:32:17 2016 No.7749703 >>7749285 the fuck. shes not married.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:34:09 2016 No.7749707 >>7749700 horse

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:37:37 2016 No.7749718 >>7749537 What's it like being so special?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:42:22 2016 No.7749740 File: 155 KB, 1280x720, jack_punchable_face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749611

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:42:49 2016 No.7749742 >>7749514 not sure if appetizing or not desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:47:57 2016 No.7749765 >>7749707 fer realz doe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:53:14 2016 No.7749781 >>7749186 >>7749192 >pretending to have cerebral palsy >cu/ck/olds eat that shit up Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:55:50 2016 No.7749789 >>7749540 I too am Canadian, can confirm. Good poutine is great, even the mediocre stuff is good drunk food. Jack just somehow fucks everything up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:57:49 2016 No.7749798 >>7749498 >ps3 games get a part time job in a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 4 23:59:02 2016 No.7749801 >>7749562 You have to be 18 to post here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:02:58 2016 No.7749817 >>7749192 i have fapped to this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:04:55 2016 No.7749822 >>7749817 If her tits were just a little bigger I would fap to this. Such is life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:06:03 2016 No.7749827 >>7749311 he's fat and can't wait an extra 15 minutes to stuff his face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:08:16 2016 No.7749836 >>7749328 she's been #BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:16:37 2016 No.7749863 >>7748594 fucking americans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:20:17 2016 No.7749872 >>7749863 Mexican

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:20:21 2016 No.7749873 >>7749863 Except it's clearly mexican.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:20:26 2016 No.7749874 >>7749863 its from mexico

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:21:51 2016 No.7749877 File: 926 KB, 720x404, 1454389052334.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:39:12 2016 No.7749938 >>7749569 stfu you pansy ass nu-male he's already old as shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:42:57 2016 No.7749950 >>7749872 >>7749873 >>7749874 >I think "Americans" only refers to "United States citizens"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:44:00 2016 No.7749957 >>7749950 >damage control Yeah, no. You're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:44:08 2016 No.7749958 >>7749950 >grasping at straws because you got shrekt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:44:55 2016 No.7749963 >>7749950 When you're talking about people then it generally does mean that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 00:55:58 2016 No.7749986 >>7749950 what would your term for "united states citizens" then genius

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:00:02 2016 No.7749996 File: 1.77 MB, 800x450, cooking_skills_for_the_disabled.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:00:42 2016 No.7750000 >>7749380 I think that's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:05:33 2016 No.7750007 >>7749579 ever heard of a brisket you asshat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:15:54 2016 No.7750023 >>7749950 literally no one has said "soy estadounidense" outside of a goddamn spanish class. america isn't a continent. there is north america and there is south america you intergalactic faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:17:05 2016 No.7750026 >>7750000 very nice quads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:20:30 2016 No.7750036 >>7749781 if you've seen her latest videos her hair has gone to shit and so has her body if anything she doesn't seem to be taking as good of care of herself as she makes out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:23:40 2016 No.7750045 File: 121 KB, 265x308, kingjack_triggered.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749996

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:27:04 2016 No.7750052 >>7749234 It is not burned. You know nothing of southern cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:28:17 2016 No.7750054 >>7749242 There's one of you in every thread. I have NEVER met one of you reactionaries in real life. Enjoy your dried out chicken breast sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:30:55 2016 No.7750067 >>7749363 Why would you stutter online when it can be avoided?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:32:06 2016 No.7750072 >>7749411 why??

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:48:01 2016 No.7750102 >>7750072 SALAD NIGHT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:53:31 2016 No.7750115 >>7750102 >salad apparently I have been using that word wrong my whole life

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 01:55:47 2016 No.7750123

>>7748996
>Putting pickled onions on fucking everything.

What kind of pants-on-head retard thought this was a good idea? And where does he live so that I can suck his dick because I love that shit.

The pickled onions, not his dick.

Okay, maybe his dick too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:08:06 2016 No.7750159 File: 25 KB, 283x375, 1424385969715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750102 Jesus I actually gagged, how does he eat this slop?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:14:55 2016 No.7750174 >>7750102 >1/4 cup of oil on one tomato Fuark

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:19:47 2016 No.7750187 >>7749013 Hm... I may need to make a trip from Houston there considering I get some free flights.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:22:34 2016 No.7750189 >>7749268 Doramenitos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:29:25 2016 No.7750197 >>7749437 I saw some guy do something similar when I went to China, it's pretty fucking neat to watch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:40:58 2016 No.7750208 >>7749591 Much of south east Asia is full of women willing to marry any westerner just to get out of poverty and into a first world country.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:41:01 2016 No.7750209

>>7750072

In principle, onions, beans, and mayonnaise could be combined in a tasty way. The problem is the ratio as well as the type of bean.

I like to make bean salads for lunch like this:

1. Whisk together mayonnaise, light tasting olive oil, lemon/lime juice, salt, and pureed garlic/cilantro to make a dressing
2. Mix a can of drained kidney beans with pico de gallo, cubed avocado, raw sweet corn, and fresh salad greens
3. Stir together with the dressing, and crack black pepper on top

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:44:27 2016 No.7750217

>>7749700
It's called picanha in Brazil.

Picanha is a cut of beef popular in Brazil. In the U.S. it is little known, but referred to as the rump cover, rump cap or coulotte. North American butchers generally divide it into other cuts like the rump, the round and the loin. In some places in the US it is called top sirloin cap.

I work at a place that grills like this. It's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:50:14 2016 No.7750230 >>7749382 is he trying to boil that steak with oil?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 02:51:53 2016 No.7750234 >>7750208 SE Asians are shit-tier compared to Japan/Korea and even some parts of China/Singapore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:03:22 2016 No.7750254 >>7750234 Irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:05:50 2016 No.7750260 >>7750254 >quality is irrelevant wew

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:08:07 2016 No.7750265 >>7749700 Picanha

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:13:01 2016 No.7750270 >>7750260 Yes, it is. You've been on 4chan so long you've totally forgotten how to remain on point. Take some debating classes or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:24:15 2016 No.7750303 >>7750102 "im gonna be more precise in my measurements!" >uses a slapchop >Followed by heaping tablespoons >Then measures OVER THE FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMN JACK,YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:29:22 2016 No.7750314 >>7748594 Chicago-style nachos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:38:48 2016 No.7750333 >>7749533 I've never understood this meme cheese, what's so good about doing it this way compared to melting it any other way?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:39:56 2016 No.7750337 >>7750270 >debating on 4chan Now who is being irrelevant? You just asserted a claim with no support so it can be summarily dismissed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:41:23 2016 No.7750341 >>7749563 God look at the way those knives slide in, that cheese must be so fucking creamy and delicious.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:48:38 2016 No.7750354

>>7749101
I think the mayo might actually be crema. The darker red sauce is probably something like tapatio or valentin hot sauce. I think the orange one is something with chipotle in it. The stuff from the pot looks like hominy, not sure. That food is probably great at 3a.m. when you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:51:54 2016 No.7750358 >>7749358 what are these?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:52:10 2016 No.7750359 >>7749781 damn, can't unsee it now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 03:59:58 2016 No.7750370 >>7750036 She lost so much weight her perfect tits are gone

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:00:19 2016 No.7750371

thats some shit prison food m8.

Heres one me old uncle from the pen taught me.

Frito chips or doritos (really any flavour corn chip of your choice).

1-3 packets of mr.noodle crushed up throughly.

1 cup of water. an a towel.

microwave the water till its almost at a simmer and crush up all your carbs. pour water into bag and knead the mess, let it soak everything up. now you roll it as tight as you can and hold it together with a towel for like 3-5 minutes.

You just made yourself a prison tortilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:02:39 2016 No.7750372 File: 2.82 MB, 640x480, COKE BURGER SOUP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:04:15 2016 No.7750376 >>7749358 muh dickk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:17:49 2016 No.7750395 File: 106 KB, 777x770, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748996 >La Barbecue in Austin W-Where can i get this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:17:49 2016 No.7750396 >>7748832 Me too! I'm so glad I'm not alone. Literally speaking "Stop" aloud and laughing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:22:55 2016 No.7750404 >>7748594 Someone pls explain me the joke. Is it that the ingredients dont work together or that she's putting too much? How do I know what ingredients work together well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:29:46 2016 No.7750415 >>7749237 What's the sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:34:43 2016 No.7750423 >all these jack webms exactly why I said no jack in my thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:36:21 2016 No.7750424 >>7749996 >not curling fingers >board moving around >those cuts jesus christ almighty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:38:57 2016 No.7750427 >>7749353 Dude bought himself an asian slave

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:39:36 2016 No.7750428 File: 31 KB, 431x407, That's a marvelous machine you got there..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749474 >>7749458

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:40:52 2016 No.7750430 >>7750067 To better convey their emotions and intentions you autist fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:41:54 2016 No.7750431 >>7749368 I kept waiting for the duck to steal his meal

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:46:18 2016 No.7750439 >>7750102 Wait hold up, you can't do a show about making mayonnaise salad three times and then call it a salad night. That's like cutting to a bunch of ass licking and calling it salad night. These are equal things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 04:56:35 2016 No.7750455 >>7749286 This is sad. This faggot is actually retarded, doesn't know he fucked up, shoves it down his throat anyway, and enjoys it. Maybe being that stupid has its own benefits, but I'll opt out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:01:09 2016 No.7750460 >>7749563 Ive watched that video, he get so excited about his cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:12:16 2016 No.7750466 >>7749481 Oh god oh god be careful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:21:26 2016 No.7750481 >>7749537 great ! more for me ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:23:43 2016 No.7750483 File: 36 KB, 700x466, tyily.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749437

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:23:54 2016 No.7750484 >>7749523 I hope that guy gets paid well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:28:35 2016 No.7750489 >>7749533 TURN IT THE OTHER WAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:36:10 2016 No.7750493 >>7750358 Japanese cheese cake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:48:30 2016 No.7750508 >>7749260 We've all been there. Don't act so surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:49:24 2016 No.7750509 >>7749514 is that a klondike bar

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:53:38 2016 No.7750515

>>7749317
Anon, I want to write you something. The people on 4chan (all boards) are mostly normies, who like to live up to their edge in a safe space. Don't expect them to understand or be able to deal with your sadness or depression. Shockers and disturbing things are put as a placeholder for actual content.

Concerning the aforeposted webm I am sharing your point of view. I am the nice kind of guy who never would make fun of her. Though I think that she might actually be proud of herself, if she knew, some guys fap to her. Guys who don't have any disabilities but are worse off than her still. Have a great day!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 05:55:25 2016 No.7750518 >>7749314 >>7749317 Darn, that was a fatal misclick, sorry. I meant to respond to >>7749314 and made the post >>7750515.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 06:01:33 2016 No.7750519 >>7750509 yea a klondike on a piece of cake on an ice cream patty on another piece of cake any moron could do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 06:04:52 2016 No.7750521 >>7749389 Instant soup and cheap chicken nuggets. Pre-grated parmesan. When I eat nostalgically I always come to the point where I think that we had it better, when we were still poor, because we were closer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 06:16:10 2016 No.7750526 >>7750341 >not knowing Trentingrana it's parmesan cheese you cuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 06:24:08 2016 No.7750534 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 1459399750174.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not eating mayo to assert your dominance

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:01:37 2016 No.7750582 >>7749225 nice and wet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:07:18 2016 No.7750592 File: 8 KB, 193x245, 1382945880481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749237 >webm cuts off just before the gravy drips on the fleece

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:14:58 2016 No.7750596 >>7749562 yeah, thanks to fucking liberals its legal to serve acid in restaurants

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:19:31 2016 No.7750601 >>7750596 Citrus and vinegar and all that spoils your little joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:23:29 2016 No.7750605 >>7749563 how much would a big cheese cube like that cost

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:24:46 2016 No.7750607 File: 31 KB, 574x762, 1459403943028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750605 >cube

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:28:00 2016 No.7750609 File: 2.80 MB, 400x225, trumpwantstodeportthis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594 is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:28:10 2016 No.7750610 >>7750607 i don't have a fucking degree in geometry, how much would it cost

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 07:33:51 2016 No.7750619 >>7750610 i don't have a fucking degree in cheese, how do you use google?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:04:30 2016 No.7750659 >>7750609 What the unholy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:04:44 2016 No.7750661 File: 8 KB, 272x252, 1311962393849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7748594 every time she added something else, I thought it couldn't get worse but it did and it kept going

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:22:02 2016 No.7750696 >>7750609 >has your meat ever been so dry that you can chop it like a piece of wood? I glady decline, my sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:25:54 2016 No.7750704 >>7749382 I can't cook. Only here for the memes What's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:28:41 2016 No.7750705 >>7750704 >I can't cook. I hope you die within the next week.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:36:15 2016 No.7750719

>>7750704
The pan isn't hot enough to sear the steak. It eill either be gray on the outside with a medium interior or completely overcooked by the time any real searing happens. Personally, I think there's too much oil in the pan as well - especially if it's non stick which it seems to be. For that matter, non stick is a retarded choice for for searing a steak anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:36:48 2016 No.7750721 File: 955 KB, 410x200, lacraig.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750484 >cooks >being paid well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:37:07 2016 No.7750722 >>7750705 Why cook when you can just buy shit from people who can cook? Waste of time and energy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:40:32 2016 No.7750734 File: 557 KB, 398x714, contempt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749342

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:43:24 2016 No.7750740 >>7750722 >Why cook? This is bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:44:58 2016 No.7750743 >>7749237 nice randy ass poutine fucking randy wheres the cheese curds fucking randy got i hate americans gtfo canadian cuisine fucking randys

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:49:05 2016 No.7750750 File: 54 KB, 693x663, 1435852148591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750102 Oh god I knew what was about to come as soon as he drained those beans. Damnit /ck/, your .webms haunt me.

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:54:05 2016 No.7750755
File: 72 KB, 800x531, Fleischsalat_BMK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>7750102
Tbh "meat salad" is very popular in Germany.

It's the same as his bean salad, but with cut up lyoner wurst (kind of like bologna) and cucumbers.

Tastes great on bread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:55:01 2016 No.7750757 >>7749542 >get a big ball of chocolate >surprise! it is fucking nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:55:38 2016 No.7750761 >>7750755 By cucumbers I meant pickles. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 08:59:04 2016 No.7750767 >>7750755 As a busy mum of three I find meat salad a healthy and convenient summer treat. Hubby loves it too!

Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:00:06 2016 No.7750771

>>7750740
If you had money, why would you ever, ever cook?

It's boring, takes time and effort. Not only that, but you have to spend more time doing fucking grocery shopping which is boring and tedious

Cooking is shit. The only reason people do it is because of financial reasons

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:00:27 2016 No.7750773 >>7749481 i used to play tf2 with that dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:02:07 2016 No.7750778 >>7750526 And?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:04:23 2016 No.7750784 File: 132 KB, 625x626, bait953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750771

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:04:23 2016 No.7750785 >>7750771 Wrong. Firstly, grocery shopping is fun because it gives you an opportunity to explore new produce. Secondly, cooking is fun because it's a skill that you can improve that gives you quick results.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:06:01 2016 No.7750786 >>7750785 >Firstly, grocery shopping is fun What the fuck? >because it's a skill that you can improve that gives you quick results. Along with thousands of other things

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:12:04 2016 No.7750794 >>7750052 Not him but what is that charcoal coating then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:12:43 2016 No.7750795 >>7750785 >>7750784 >>7750740 >>7750704 Not him, but pretending knowing how to cook is important is a meme. It can be a fun hobby for some, but there's also million other hobbies that one may prefer engaging in instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:17:13 2016 No.7750806 >>7750757 Did you expect to have a huge ball filled with chocolate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:18:27 2016 No.7750813 >>7749368 Who the fuck films his bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:20:46 2016 No.7750818 >>7750755 I accidentally ordered something like this in Cologne. It was terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:29:29 2016 No.7750835 >>7748909 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:32:33 2016 No.7750842 >>7750610 even cavemen knew what a WHEEL was you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:43:47 2016 No.7750864 >>7749186 I don't know why but that's incredibly fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:44:56 2016 No.7750867 >>7749192 You could just go up to her and grope her pretty big tits while her arms just flail around like flags in the wind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:50:06 2016 No.7750876 >>7749286 >Israel supporters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:50:18 2016 No.7750877 >>7750842 No they didn't. First of all humans didn't even commonly live in caves so "cavemen" aren't real. Secondly, we only have evidence for the wheel being around for about 6000 years. Homo sapiens have been around for about 250,000 years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 09:53:50 2016 No.7750888 >>7749220 >https://youtu.be/9sgF97c6DZk Jack...you ignorant fat delusional fuck...stop posting here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:00:48 2016 No.7750902 >>7750888 What the fuck is up with this "prison style" meme food and shit? You're not in a fucking prison, you're at home. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:11:13 2016 No.7750930 File: 188 KB, 500x432, 1465094399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750902 > understanding nigger culture Not even once

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:17:44 2016 No.7750947 >>7749281 I actually laughed. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:18:53 2016 No.7750948 >>7750930 The guy in the video is white tho >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:24:57 2016 No.7750967 >>7749286 wtf is up with the Ali G outfit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:26:34 2016 No.7750968 >>7750948 So? A disproportionately huge number of people in prison are black. 1 in 9 black people in the US are in prison at any time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:32:01 2016 No.7750985 >>7749368 that fuckin fat ass tongue working it's way to the food...everytime!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 10:51:27 2016 No.7751030 >>7750888 You can tell that guy was a major crack addict back in the day. The way his voice quivers when he talks and his jittery movements.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:04:17 2016 No.7751065 God damn I used to be in prison and yet that web m.had me wondering "damn that bitch needs to stop adding shit to that plate" Oh yeah >that'll be $7.57 sir

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:09:11 2016 No.7751072 Poutine is gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:11:37 2016 No.7751075 File: 6 KB, 196x257, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749292 You're far from the only one. I imagine this is the face most of us single men adopt when we encounter a suitable female our age with a ring on her finger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:12:55 2016 No.7751078 >>7751075 Wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire. That's what muh hubby is for right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:35:08 2016 No.7751146 >>7750102 desu I can't decide what is most offensive about the tomato salad >one tomato in chunks >1/4 cup oil >1 cup water >2 teaspoons oregano He has to be meme-ing... right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:38:36 2016 No.7751156 >>7750052 >southern cuisine >laughinggirls.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:49:44 2016 No.7751192 >>7749431 fake, mythbusters did it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 11:56:23 2016 No.7751206 >>7750743 >canadian cuisine >gravy on chips You are actually proud of that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 12:40:01 2016 No.7751287 >>7749330 >>7749346 As someone who has worked in the medical field for almost a decade, I can tell you this is categorically untrue. Most of the men I see with disabilities had some very dedicated wives or girlfriends

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 12:58:29 2016 No.7751335 >>7750395 Austin, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 13:55:25 2016 No.7751535 File: 97 KB, 400x445, 2016-06-05 10_54_56-2016-02-21 20_14_56-tumblr_o222zib7N91v45eako2_r1_1280.png - paint.net 4.0.9.png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749377 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 15:41:51 2016 No.7751937 >>7751287 No shit, they were disabled after getting married. I can tell you having worked with disabled people that men born with severe disabilities almost never have a partner in life. It's quite sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 18:07:16 2016 No.7752535 >>7749680 Can you give a link please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 18:32:26 2016 No.7752625 File: 211 KB, 327x316, 1442986512555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7750867 >her arms just flail around like flags in the wind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 19:03:27 2016 No.7752749 >>7749307 >Lol, reading the thread? That's for losers!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 19:28:30 2016 No.7752858 >>7750534 Fuck he looks like Wario at the end

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 5 20:25:11 2016 No.7753092 File: 9 KB, 670x543, 22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7749377 I am both disgusted and aroused by this

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