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Webm thread?

>> No.7748621

This... this is not food.

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>> No.7748687

Oh no, OP you done goofed this time. You better say sorry before you get banned for that sloppy posting.

>> No.7748735

I'm sorry :(

>> No.7748754
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That is called a nacho spread in the hood.
Hella good after a afternoon of selling crack
Your ghetto pass is now revoked.
Please leave.

>> No.7748773

This is exactly like watching that one kid in middle school who always mixes all of his food together in comedically gross ways instead of eating.

Th-that's what's happening right?

>> No.7748788



>> No.7748804

Looks like prison ramen


>> No.7748824


>> No.7748831 [DELETED] 

someone please explain to me what this is

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I was literally saying out loud PLEASE STOP every time she added something else.

>> No.7748835

Fine American cuisine

>> No.7748842

that is definitely not nacho spread

I have never seen it with instant noodles

>> No.7748850

It's mexican.

>> No.7748889

>people pay for this at an extraordinarily high price when they could use these exact same ingredients for a fraction of the price

restaurants, not even once

>> No.7748901

What does she get from the pot? Corn?

>> No.7748909

México is in North America and therefore American.

>> No.7748910


post your rare ja/ck/s

>> No.7748949

>trolling this hard

>> No.7748963


This actually looks good though because hot peppers and avocado and meat and that dressed up pico de gallo stuff would actually taste good on plain chips

Ramen noodles and god knows what else on Doritos which are already heavily flavored is either eccentric genius, or some horrible trendy abortion

>> No.7748973

I mean, I would eat it but I wouldnt be proud of myself.

>> No.7748977

I honestly can't tell. It looks like hominy, which would make sense if it is Mexican.

>> No.7748987

Our lord and savior, Donald Trump, doesn't think so.

>> No.7748996
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Source on this?

>> No.7749013

La Barbecue in Austin, Texas. Free beer while you wait in line.

>> No.7749022

nigger prison food

>> No.7749086

wouldnt eat/10

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>> No.7749101

Can anyone identify the what's in that dish?

I see Ramen Noodles, Doritos, Mayo, Grated cheese(?), lime.

What is the rest? Corn? What about the other sauces?

>> No.7749120

Confirmed Mexican


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>> No.7749135

/v/ anon here. Post more cooking nightmares!

>> No.7749157


>goes back to the pot twice


>> No.7749161

It's called "spread" and it's prison food. It's not the abomination it is because people like it that way, but because the type of food you can get from the prison store is limited to ramen/chips/jerky/sauces etc. It's called "spread" because a bunch of inmates pitch in ingredients they bought/managed to save from the cafeteria to make it and then they share it, spreading it around.

I am not sure why someone would pay for it at a restaurant. Probably ex-cons who miss it.

They make it because it's better than the food the prison serves.

>> No.7749163


I doubt I could even eat half of that, but I would fucking try.

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>> No.7749193


This breaks my heart twice.

>> No.7749213


Kill yourself

>I was just pretending!!

Kill yourself

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>> No.7749225

>all those juices

>> No.7749228


I'm dead serious. This shit is hilarious.

>> No.7749230

Truly an art form

>> No.7749234

Look at all that burnt meat drenched in sauce because it is too dry.

Americans really are the worst.

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>> No.7749241

Mmmm those bits in the fleece look delightful.

>> No.7749242

>That squished bun
>using a prep knife on a plate
>raw beef burger
>ring on while preparing food
>unmelted cheese on a burger
>unknown vegetable huice leaking from burger

I hope this is bait

>> No.7749245


At first I was like noooo you're murdering the burger but then when I saw the patty I realized it was necessary

>> No.7749250

can someone tell me what this is, I'm genuinely curious

>> No.7749257

Ramen and Doritos

>> No.7749258
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>> No.7749260

So suspenseful.
The shit log revealed to be filled with blood

>> No.7749262

that shit scares me so much lol, why on Earth would she upload it in that state

I love her anyway, she's beautiful and watching someone so determined makes me fucking hard

>> No.7749266

Her skeleton has become sentient. It hasnt gotten enough calcium and it wants OUT.

>> No.7749268

What's the name of the dish, friend

>> No.7749271

what in the ever loving fuck

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>> No.7749285

Her whole channel is about what it's like to live with her disabilities. Travelling, doing her hair and makeup, doing chores, etc. She can't talk very well and all her videos have hardcoded subtitles.

She's married, and she doesn't wear her hair like that anymore. She's a LOT less cute with different hair.

The real sad thing about her channel is her view/sub counts versus how hard she clearly works at it and wants to show people what her disability is like.

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he must have like, constant food poisoning

>> No.7749288

Holy fucking shit I'm scared that her arms are just going to snap.
Who is this?
Yes I'm new.

>> No.7749289


>> No.7749292

It's funny how I just suddenly stopped caring.

I guess I'm less sympathetic when I know there's some dude who's providing for her. Then again if we're being honest I'm probably just bitter.

>> No.7749300

Are you sure this is not a meme he does on purpose?

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>believing king ja/ck/ is self-aware

>> No.7749307

They make this shit in prison with snacks from the commissary plus sauce packets and shit. Everyone comes together to pitch in one little meal item and eats it together, very touching stuff.

It's high quisine from people that only have access to shitty cafeteria food and junk food for YEARS.

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They have to go back

>> No.7749310

what the hell is that?

>> No.7749311
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how does he undercook EVERYTHING
is his cookware faulty??

>> No.7749314


I don't find this funny, guess I'm getting old. Good for her, she looks happy. Happier than me.

>> No.7749317

its not funny, people post her webms simply because she is cute and causes weirdest boners

>> No.7749320

Here, please don't be a dick.


>> No.7749321

You arent supposed to find it funny

You are supposed to find it erotic. Just imagine how she would squirm and contort uncontrollably as your make love to her, struggling to keep in her moans.

>> No.7749325

He just has no idea what he's doing.

>> No.7749328

Was going to post nevermind, googled something about a disabled girl and cooking on youtube and found exactly that, but thanks anon.
>don't be a dick
Had no intentions to, was genuinely worried since I had literally no context. Just watched the latest:
She seems happy and I'm happy for her too.

>> No.7749329

I'd date her.

I'd cringe at the awkward handicap moments, but I think it's just make me hold her closer.

>> No.7749330

Women live life on easy mode again, if she were a man she would die alone unless she was wealthy.

>> No.7749337

No, just pink eye.

>> No.7749342
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>> No.7749346

Pretty much this

They get life handed to them on a silver platter and they still demand to be "equal" to men

>> No.7749348

I dont get it

>> No.7749352

They're trying to give him hot wings when he ordered buffalo wings. Fucking BK

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>> No.7749356

I'm reminded of that one episode of the Simpsons when Principal Skinner mentions how he almost went crazy trying to recreate the gruel he was fed by the Viet Cong when he was a POW for 3 years.

Principal Skinner: "The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

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>> No.7749360

I don't get it, what's going on?

>> No.7749362

I've seen her videos before, I feel bad because she's so fuckin cute when she talks

>> No.7749363

Does... does she have parkinsons or something?

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>> No.7749370

BK was selling buffalo chicken nuggets that looked like red breaded chicken nuggets in advertisements but the end result was this garbage

>> No.7749371

It's not beef. It's bison.

>> No.7749373

it's an old pasta about a beta "saving" a girl who passed out drunk by taking her to his apartment and cooking her eggs when she wakes up.

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You're right but it doesn't really matter...

>> No.7749380


reminds me of that copypasta of a 'good guy' taking a passed out girl home and making her breakfast in the morning

>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these eggs

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>> No.7749385


meant for


>> No.7749389

When I was very young, my parents were really poor. My mom was a terrible cook. Eventually my dad's career started paying off and things got better...

But sometimes I crave store brand mac n cheese with cut up hot dogs and sweet peas mixed in. I always regret it, but I will probably never shake the nostalgia cravings.

>> No.7749390

If I served you raw poultry would your first though to be to complain that it is turkey not chicken?

GTFO cunt.

>> No.7749395

muscular dystrophy I think

>> No.7749398

>poke chicken with fork
>red liquid spews out

>> No.7749401

that oil isn't nearly hot enough.

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Kek this one is fantastic

>> No.7749406


you don't say

>> No.7749407

First I've heard of this, mind linking/posting it?

>> No.7749409


he's bringing it to a boil, don't worry

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>> No.7749416

good thing there was that cute duck in the background to watch so I didn't have to see that pig shoving food in his face

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I didn't have it so you made me google it.

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>> No.7749422


What is up with that frying pan, does it have VTEC

>> No.7749423

You're a nice guy, thanks anon!

>> No.7749428

Theres a webm out there of someone recreating this scenario in real life, anyone have it?

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>> No.7749441

I followed the posts back up, I must have missed it.

>> No.7749443

Is it this?

>> No.7749451


>> No.7749452

It's fake

>> No.7749453
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this negroid >>7749161 googled what this >>7748824 guy said.

Its common at asian & mex corner stores in the hood. You can pick what you want and work around a base price which is usually around $2-4 everything else is extra. they throw anything you want in there, a can of tuna and a bottle of tobasco kinda shit.
I like when niggas show up in a baller ass car and send their bitch in to order some crazy ass shit while they sit in the car and smoke a blunt..

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>> No.7749466

I didn't google it.

As a NEET I get to watch A LOT of youtube.

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>> No.7749474

see the machines are just practicing for when they have to chop up humans.

>> No.7749478

That hot dog does need 100% less mustard.

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>> No.7749490


spotted the pleb

>> No.7749491

>implying he's not salmonella in a human skin suit

>> No.7749495

Dude Yan is a pussy slayer

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>> No.7749503

lol, completely necessarily.

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>> No.7749508

why? It does a meaningless task so the cooks are able to do other things while it's going

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>> No.7749532

Is this McPoutine?

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>> No.7749537

Cheese is so fucking gross. I'm glad my European ancestors left that shit at home when they defected from that shit continent.

>> No.7749540

no, as a canadian mcdonalds poutine is honestly pretty OK, it uses real cheese curds and it's on already decent mcdonalds fries, jack's shit is just a travesty

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>> No.7749555


>implying you can't cook shrimp in <1 second.

>> No.7749562

is the black stuff acid or what

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>> No.7749569

should just use a chain saw, gonna have problems w/ his wrists later on.

>> No.7749576


it's warm chocolate poured over a white chocolate shell you dingo.

>> No.7749579


>> No.7749580

this is simple logic, you need lots of white things to make cake and mayonnaise is white and good

>> No.7749583

It's not burnt, it's smoked; however if it was cooked on a grill it is burnt and should never be consumed.

>> No.7749591

Where the fuck do I get an azn qt willing to put up with my bullshit memes?

>> No.7749592

>celebrates so fast the only possible thing he could have tasted was the icing.

>> No.7749596

Mayo is just oil held in emulsion via eggs. It's like swapping the butter for oil in a recipe.

>> No.7749607

I can't believe I'm defending Jack, but most cake of that type has mayonnaise in it in that the recipe calls for eggs and oil, and mayo is just eggs and oil (and a tiny, undetectable bit of vinegar or lemon).

On the other hand, it would probably taste a lot better if you just made some simple mayo at home and used that... especially since it's such a miniscule amount of extra work.

>> No.7749609

You know... YOU KNOW... that some fucker is gonna order it well done.

>> No.7749611

The knife against the plate... why

>> No.7749618

Probably one of the very few legitimate non meme uses of sous vide.

>> No.7749619

That was delightful

>> No.7749628

It's called dorilocos

>> No.7749634

Hot dogs fried with potatoes eggs or with old tortillas. Then covered in ketchup.

>> No.7749641

how do you know she has a husband

I just want to judge

don't judge me >_<;

>> No.7749643

nah that's cerebral palsy

>> No.7749645

The white chocolate is super cold. The dark chocolate is super hot. Thus when they meet it slices the white choco open.

>> No.7749666

there is no way in hell that is worth actual money.

corn chips+ramen noodle+macaroni+cheese+sauces

its the kind of thing you eat, tastes like shit, and then you're full and regret every single bite it took.

>> No.7749669


Jack makes me so fucking mad sometimes.

>> No.7749680

did you see the video where her and her sister make cookies or some shit? you noticed that part where her sister looks at her with nothing but jealousy towards charisse. and there is another point in the video charisse looks at her sister with eyes of jealousy also, that was really a eye opening video.

>> No.7749686

no, it's corrosive poison from a funnel web spider venom gland, making this dessert dish the 2nd most dangerous cuisine to experience, as compared to japanese puffer fish sashimi

>> No.7749689

Did you forget the salt, vinegar, and water? Also the fact that you use maybe a tbsp of oil when the amount of mayonnaise he used probably had like 4x that amount?

>> No.7749691

smug motherfucker lol

>> No.7749694

Why even use mayo if you have eggs and oil? There is no need to use an emulsified version that also contains other flavors and acids.

>> No.7749697

With any kind of bread or pastry, the order and manner in which you mix the ingredients affects the taste and texture of the outcome.

I haven't personally tried cake made that way before, but it's conceivable that there might be some benefit or uniqueness to doing that way.

>> No.7749700

what kind of meat is this?

>> No.7749703

the fuck. shes not married.

>> No.7749707


>> No.7749718

What's it like being so special?

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>> No.7749742


not sure if appetizing or not desu

>> No.7749765

fer realz doe

>> No.7749781

>pretending to have cerebral palsy
>cu/ck/olds eat that shit up

>> No.7749789

I too am Canadian, can confirm. Good poutine is great, even the mediocre stuff is good drunk food. Jack just somehow fucks everything up.

>> No.7749798

>ps3 games get a part time job in a restaurant

>> No.7749801

You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.7749817

i have fapped to this

>> No.7749822

If her tits were just a little bigger I would fap to this. Such is life.

>> No.7749827

he's fat and can't wait an extra 15 minutes to stuff his face

>> No.7749836

she's been #BLACKED

>> No.7749863

fucking americans

>> No.7749872


>> No.7749873

Except it's clearly mexican.

>> No.7749874

its from mexico

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>> No.7749938

stfu you pansy ass nu-male he's already old as shit

>> No.7749950

>I think "Americans" only refers to "United States citizens"

>> No.7749957

>damage control

Yeah, no. You're retarded.

>> No.7749958

>grasping at straws because you got shrekt

>> No.7749963

When you're talking about people then it generally does mean that

>> No.7749986

what would your term for "united states citizens" then genius

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>> No.7750000

I think that's the joke.

>> No.7750007

ever heard of a brisket you asshat

>> No.7750023

literally no one has said "soy estadounidense" outside of a goddamn spanish class. america isn't a continent. there is north america and there is south america you intergalactic faggot

>> No.7750026

very nice quads

>> No.7750036

if you've seen her latest videos her hair has gone to shit and so has her body
if anything she doesn't seem to be taking as good of care of herself as she makes out

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>> No.7750052

It is not burned. You know nothing of southern cuisine.

>> No.7750054

There's one of you in every thread. I have NEVER met one of you reactionaries in real life. Enjoy your dried out chicken breast sandwiches.

>> No.7750067

Why would you stutter online when it can be avoided?

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>> No.7750115


apparently I have been using that word wrong my whole life

>> No.7750123

>Putting pickled onions on fucking everything.

What kind of pants-on-head retard thought this was a good idea? And where does he live so that I can suck his dick because I love that shit.

The pickled onions, not his dick.

Okay, maybe his dick too.

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Jesus I actually gagged, how does he eat this slop?

>> No.7750174

>1/4 cup of oil on one tomato


>> No.7750187

Hm... I may need to make a trip from Houston there considering I get some free flights.

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>> No.7750197

I saw some guy do something similar when I went to China, it's pretty fucking neat to watch

>> No.7750208

Much of south east Asia is full of women willing to marry any westerner just to get out of poverty and into a first world country.

>> No.7750209


In principle, onions, beans, and mayonnaise could be combined in a tasty way. The problem is the ratio as well as the type of bean.

I like to make bean salads for lunch like this:

1. Whisk together mayonnaise, light tasting olive oil, lemon/lime juice, salt, and pureed garlic/cilantro to make a dressing
2. Mix a can of drained kidney beans with pico de gallo, cubed avocado, raw sweet corn, and fresh salad greens
3. Stir together with the dressing, and crack black pepper on top

>> No.7750217

It's called picanha in Brazil.

Picanha is a cut of beef popular in Brazil. In the U.S. it is little known, but referred to as the rump cover, rump cap or coulotte. North American butchers generally divide it into other cuts like the rump, the round and the loin. In some places in the US it is called top sirloin cap.

I work at a place that grills like this. It's okay.

>> No.7750230

is he trying to boil that steak with oil?

>> No.7750234

SE Asians are shit-tier compared to Japan/Korea and even some parts of China/Singapore.

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>> No.7750260

>quality is irrelevant


>> No.7750265


>> No.7750270

Yes, it is. You've been on 4chan so long you've totally forgotten how to remain on point. Take some debating classes or something.

>> No.7750303

"im gonna be more precise in my measurements!"
>uses a slapchop
>Followed by heaping tablespoons

>> No.7750314

Chicago-style nachos

>> No.7750333


I've never understood this meme cheese, what's so good about doing it this way compared to melting it any other way?

>> No.7750337

>debating on 4chan

Now who is being irrelevant? You just asserted a claim with no support so it can be summarily dismissed.

>> No.7750341


God look at the way those knives slide in, that cheese must be so fucking creamy and delicious.

>> No.7750354

I think the mayo might actually be crema. The darker red sauce is probably something like tapatio or valentin hot sauce. I think the orange one is something with chipotle in it. The stuff from the pot looks like hominy, not sure. That food is probably great at 3a.m. when you're drunk.

>> No.7750358

what are these?

>> No.7750359

damn, can't unsee it now

>> No.7750370

She lost so much weight her perfect tits are gone

>> No.7750371

thats some shit prison food m8.

Heres one me old uncle from the pen taught me.

Frito chips or doritos (really any flavour corn chip of your choice).

1-3 packets of mr.noodle crushed up throughly.

1 cup of water. an a towel.

microwave the water till its almost at a simmer and crush up all your carbs. pour water into bag and knead the mess, let it soak everything up. now you roll it as tight as you can and hold it together with a towel for like 3-5 minutes.

You just made yourself a prison tortilla.

>> No.7750372
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>> No.7750376


muh dickk

>> No.7750395
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>La Barbecue in Austin
W-Where can i get this.

>> No.7750396

Me too! I'm so glad I'm not alone. Literally speaking "Stop" aloud and laughing

>> No.7750404

Someone pls explain me the joke. Is it that the ingredients dont work together or that she's putting too much? How do I know what ingredients work together well?

>> No.7750415

What's the sauce?

>> No.7750423

>all these jack webms
exactly why I said no jack in my thread

>> No.7750424

>not curling fingers
>board moving around
>those cuts
jesus christ almighty

>> No.7750427

Dude bought himself an asian slave

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>> No.7750430

To better convey their emotions and intentions you autist fuck

>> No.7750431

I kept waiting for the duck to steal his meal

>> No.7750439

Wait hold up, you can't do a show about making mayonnaise salad three times and then call it a salad night. That's like cutting to a bunch of ass licking and calling it salad night. These are equal things.

>> No.7750455


This is sad. This faggot is actually retarded, doesn't know he fucked up, shoves it down his throat anyway, and enjoys it. Maybe being that stupid has its own benefits, but I'll opt out.

>> No.7750460

Ive watched that video, he get so excited about his cheese.

>> No.7750466

Oh god oh god be careful

>> No.7750481


great ! more for me ;)

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>> No.7750484


I hope that guy gets paid well.

>> No.7750489


>> No.7750493

Japanese cheese cake.

>> No.7750508

We've all been there. Don't act so surprised.

>> No.7750509

is that a klondike bar

>> No.7750515

Anon, I want to write you something. The people on 4chan (all boards) are mostly normies, who like to live up to their edge in a safe space. Don't expect them to understand or be able to deal with your sadness or depression. Shockers and disturbing things are put as a placeholder for actual content.

Concerning the aforeposted webm I am sharing your point of view. I am the nice kind of guy who never would make fun of her. Though I think that she might actually be proud of herself, if she knew, some guys fap to her. Guys who don't have any disabilities but are worse off than her still. Have a great day!

>> No.7750518

Darn, that was a fatal misclick, sorry. I meant to respond to >>7749314 and made the post >>7750515.

>> No.7750519

a klondike
on a piece of cake
on an ice cream patty
on another piece of cake
any moron could do it

>> No.7750521

Instant soup and cheap chicken nuggets.
Pre-grated parmesan.
When I eat nostalgically I always come to the point where I think that we had it better, when we were still poor, because we were closer.

>> No.7750526

>not knowing Trentingrana
it's parmesan cheese you cuck

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>not eating mayo to assert your dominance

>> No.7750582

nice and wet

>> No.7750592
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>webm cuts off just before the gravy drips on the fleece

>> No.7750596

yeah, thanks to fucking liberals its legal to serve acid in restaurants

>> No.7750601

Citrus and vinegar and all that spoils your little joke.

>> No.7750605

how much would a big cheese cube like that cost

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is this allowed?

>> No.7750610

i don't have a fucking degree in geometry, how much would it cost

>> No.7750619

i don't have a fucking degree in cheese, how do you use google?

>> No.7750659

What the unholy fuck.

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every time she added something else, I thought it couldn't get worse

but it did

and it kept going

>> No.7750696

>has your meat ever been so dry that you can chop it like a piece of wood?

I glady decline, my sir.

>> No.7750704

I can't cook. Only here for the memes

What's wrong with this?

>> No.7750705 [DELETED] 

>I can't cook.
I hope you die within the next week.

>> No.7750719

The pan isn't hot enough to sear the steak. It eill either be gray on the outside with a medium interior or completely overcooked by the time any real searing happens. Personally, I think there's too much oil in the pan as well - especially if it's non stick which it seems to be. For that matter, non stick is a retarded choice for for searing a steak anyway.

>> No.7750721
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>being paid well

>> No.7750722

Why cook when you can just buy shit from people who can cook? Waste of time and energy

>> No.7750734
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>> No.7750740 [DELETED] 

>Why cook?
This is bait

>> No.7750743

nice randy ass poutine fucking randy wheres the cheese curds fucking randy got i hate americans gtfo canadian cuisine fucking randys

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Oh god I knew what was about to come as soon as he drained those beans.

Damnit /ck/, your .webms haunt me.

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Tbh "meat salad" is very popular in Germany.

It's the same as his bean salad, but with cut up lyoner wurst (kind of like bologna) and cucumbers.

Tastes great on bread.

>> No.7750757


>get a big ball of chocolate
>surprise! it is fucking nothing

>> No.7750761

By cucumbers I meant pickles. Sorry

>> No.7750767 [DELETED] 

As a busy mum of three I find meat salad a healthy and convenient summer treat.
Hubby loves it too!

>> No.7750771

If you had money, why would you ever, ever cook?

It's boring, takes time and effort. Not only that, but you have to spend more time doing fucking grocery shopping which is boring and tedious

Cooking is shit. The only reason people do it is because of financial reasons

>> No.7750773

i used to play tf2 with that dude

>> No.7750778



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>> No.7750785

Wrong. Firstly, grocery shopping is fun because it gives you an opportunity to explore new produce. Secondly, cooking is fun because it's a skill that you can improve that gives you quick results.

>> No.7750786

>Firstly, grocery shopping is fun

What the fuck?

>because it's a skill that you can improve that gives you quick results.

Along with thousands of other things

>> No.7750794

Not him but what is that charcoal coating then?

>> No.7750795

Not him, but pretending knowing how to cook is important is a meme. It can be a fun hobby for some, but there's also million other hobbies that one may prefer engaging in instead

>> No.7750806

Did you expect to have a huge ball filled with chocolate?

>> No.7750813

Who the fuck films his bullshit?

>> No.7750818

I accidentally ordered something like this in Cologne. It was terrible.

>> No.7750835


>> No.7750842

even cavemen knew what a WHEEL was you fucking retard

>> No.7750864

I don't know why but that's incredibly fucking hot.

>> No.7750867

You could just go up to her and grope her pretty big tits while her arms just flail around like flags in the wind.

>> No.7750876

>Israel supporters

>> No.7750877

No they didn't. First of all humans didn't even commonly live in caves so "cavemen" aren't real. Secondly, we only have evidence for the wheel being around for about 6000 years. Homo sapiens have been around for about 250,000 years.

>> No.7750888

Jack...you ignorant fat delusional fuck...stop posting here

>> No.7750902

What the fuck is up with this "prison style" meme food and shit? You're not in a fucking prison, you're at home. What the fuck.

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> understanding nigger culture

Not even once

>> No.7750947

I actually laughed. Thanks.

>> No.7750948

The guy in the video is white tho

>> No.7750967

wtf is up with the Ali G outfit?

>> No.7750968

So? A disproportionately huge number of people in prison are black. 1 in 9 black people in the US are in prison at any time.

>> No.7750985

that fuckin fat ass tongue working it's way to the food...everytime!

>> No.7751030

You can tell that guy was a major crack addict back in the day. The way his voice quivers when he talks and his jittery movements.

>> No.7751065

God damn I used to be in prison and yet that web m.had me wondering "damn that bitch needs to stop adding shit to that plate"

Oh yeah

>that'll be $7.57 sir

>> No.7751072

Poutine is gross

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You're far from the only one. I imagine this is the face most of us single men adopt when we encounter a suitable female our age with a ring on her finger

>> No.7751078

Wouldn't even piss on them if they were on fire. That's what muh hubby is for right?

>> No.7751146


desu I can't decide what is most offensive about the tomato salad

>one tomato in chunks
>1/4 cup oil
>1 cup water
>2 teaspoons oregano

He has to be meme-ing... right?

>> No.7751156

>southern cuisine

>> No.7751192

fake, mythbusters did it

>> No.7751206

>canadian cuisine
>gravy on chips

You are actually proud of that?

>> No.7751287


As someone who has worked in the medical field for almost a decade, I can tell you this is categorically untrue. Most of the men I see with disabilities had some very dedicated wives or girlfriends

>> No.7751335

Austin, maybe?

>> No.7751535
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Underrated post.

>> No.7751937

No shit, they were disabled after getting married. I can tell you having worked with disabled people that men born with severe disabilities almost never have a partner in life. It's quite sad.

>> No.7752535

Can you give a link please?

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>her arms just flail around like flags in the wind.

>> No.7752749

>Lol, reading the thread? That's for losers!

>> No.7752858

Fuck he looks like Wario at the end

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I am both disgusted and aroused by this

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