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7734573 No.7734573 [Reply] [Original]

name a shittier nut.

protip: you can't

>> No.7734579

HEY FUCK YOU

>> No.7734582

>>7734579
you are unpardonably disgusting

>> No.7734584

peanut. shit flavor, and too strong for its own good. overpowers anything else

>> No.7734585

>>7734573
YOU.

There, I named a shittier nut.

>> No.7734587

>>7734582

CASHEWS ARE AWESOME BRO

>> No.7734593
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7734593

>>7734587

>> No.7734638

>>7734593
what kind of reddit-tier reaction image.jpg is this

>> No.7734650

>>7734573

Cashews come from a fruit.

>> No.7734653

>>7734650
That's true. And the fruit is poisonous.

>> No.7734660

>>7734653
>And the fruit is poisonous.
Wait, what.
since when

>> No.7734676

>>7734660
Since paleo memeshitter soccer moms said so

>> No.7734677

>>7734660
SORRY, I meant to say the drupe around the seed, not the fruit.

>> No.7734684

>>7734676
Never mind I can't read.

>> No.7734686

>>7734676
Hey, fuck off, you.

>> No.7734759

>>7734638
what does this even mean

>> No.7734800

>>7734573
macadamia nuts

>> No.7734817

I hope none of you guys fall for the cashjew. They're insanely overpriced, often x3, and aren't as good to snack on. Don't even get me started on pistachios, almonds, and macadamias. The Planters Peanut is a fucking kike, don't believe his lies that you should pay $8 for a fucking 8oz jar of cashews

>> No.7734907

But Cashews are the best... get some taste, faggot.

>> No.7734947

>>7734650
yes, and peanuts are legumes, and walnuts and almonds and pistachios are drupes, and brazil nuts come from a huge fuckin fruit. NOTHING* IS A NUT, who gives a damn?

*hazelnuts are nuts.

>> No.7734952

>>7734573
easy.

walnuts.

they're so fucking gross.

>> No.7734953

>>7734907
get fucked cashew apologist

>> No.7734955
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7734955

>>7734573
Peanuts you fucking cunt, now go eat a dick.

>> No.7734990

>>7734952
Walnuts are good for you though as well as cashews. Peanuts are terribke for you though. You fucking suck, your info is bad and you should feel bad. Gtfo the cooking board you boar.

>> No.7734994

>>7734573
Brazil nuts.

Fuck those things.

>> No.7734997
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7734997

Cashews are fine, there's nothing wrong with them.

They are overrated, though. I swear, every time we have a mixed nut tin at work all my coworkers rifle through the whole thing with their filthy hands just trying to pick out all the cashews for themselves. Fucking savages.

These motherfuckers, on the other hand, are truly awful.

>> No.7734998

>>7734817
They're cheapest of the bunch where I live. How do I enjoy nuts without paying tribute to the nutkikes?

>> No.7735000

this is the worst thread I've ever seen on /ck/

>> No.7735003

>>7735000
you must be new here :^)

>> No.7735005

>>7735000
Have you seen this >>7734634 ?

>> No.7735014
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7735014

GOAT

>> No.7735021

>>7734990

kill urselve

>> No.7735097

>>7734573

i'm allergic to those bitches, so fuck them

>> No.7735100

>>7734584
>name a shittier nut
>peanut

>nut

>> No.7735156

>>7734997
NIGGA TOES

>> No.7735159

The shittiest nut is, by far, the walnut. The patrician's nut is, of course, the pistacchio. Hazelnuts are also becoming of gentlemen.

>> No.7735166

>>7734573
Cashews are my favorite.

>> No.7735167
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7735167

>>7735097
>having food allergies
Sucks to be you.

>> No.7735186
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7735186

>tfw you have a grove of hundreds of black walnut trees behind your house
>tfw they drop massive amounts of those green balls in the late summer/early fall
>collect the green balls by the bushel-full, cut them open and let the walnut shells dry
>They don't go bad for a really long time, so stock up on them shits for the winter
>Have barrel upon barrel of black walnuts in my garage for the winter
>tfw don't even like black walnuts but worst case scenario I stay fed in the harsh winter

>> No.7735193

>>7734997
My grandma always had a big basket of those, along with walnuts and hazelnuts on the kitchen table and no one ever ate them.

>> No.7735261

>>7734997
Fuck Nigger toes, they taste like wood

Top Tier Nuts
> Macadamia
> Almonds
> Cashews

That reminds me, has anyone ever tried to make Cashew Butter? Like Peanut butter but with Cashews?

>> No.7735276

>>7734573
Pecans are easily my least favorite, they taste like goddamn chalk, which is unfortunate because I have three trees on my property which produce a metric fuckton.

>> No.7735287

>>7735276
Pecan is one of those nuts that if they're really easy to get a hold of if you live somewhere their trees grow. They're normal flavor is nothing to write home about and if the soil or tree is bad they aren't even worth eating. Best to roast them or incorporate them into sweeter dishes.

>> No.7735913

>>7734573
I don't trust a man who doesn't get down with cashews.

>> No.7736040

>>7734997
can be decent when actually ripe, but since it's hipster food they now value quantity over quality and sell that shit nearly green and tasting like cancer

>> No.7736042

>>7735261
Homemade is possible, if you want store bought : http://justins.com

>> No.7736383

>>7735014
The wasabi soy sauce ones are pretty good too.

>> No.7736414

>>7734573

Pecan, it's the worst tasting nut ever

>> No.7736554

>>7734573
the one your dad dropped in your mom in that circle k bathroom

>> No.7736617

>>7736554
does circle k even let you bang whores in the bathroom now?

>> No.7736869

>>7736554
stay mad cashew fags

>> No.7736897

>>7736414
Bait harder

>> No.7736966

I'm sure there are lesser-known nuts that are much worse, but of the common nut varieties I'd have to say walnuts are the worst.

>> No.7737041

>>7735156
>>7735261
>4chan knows about nigger toes
THIS IS MY HOME NOW
<font size="7">THIS IS MY HOME NOW</font>

>> No.7737061
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7737061

>>7735014
dat smokey flavor

>> No.7737062

>>7735156
>>7735261

I haven't heard anyone else ever say nigger toes other than my family. I'm pleased.

Also Macadamias and nigga toes are my favorites. I cannot STAND cashews for some reason. Too soft and taste like ass to me.

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7737117

>>7734573
You're right, OP, I really can't. Cashews are vile, the flavor makes me want to puke. The weird nose-mouth flavor is genuinely reminiscent of shit.

>> No.7737149

>cashew
>being even remotely close to the worst nut

literally kill yourself

>> No.7737167

>>7734573
brazil nuts

>> No.7737201
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7737201

I like them all, though. You guys are weird.

>> No.7737219

>>7737062
I learned it from my gramgram (RIP)

>> No.7737229

>>7734573
Fuck you.

>> No.7737244
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7737244

>>7737201
yeah i bet you love nuts of all types and colors

>> No.7737266

Pine nut worst nut just because they can ruin your mouth for days or even weeks

>> No.7737281

Mine. They shoot blanks.

>> No.7737337

Shit tier:
Peanuts, Brazil nuts, chestnuts

OK tier:
Walnuts, almonds, macadamia, hazelnut

Best tier:
cashew, pecan, pistachio, toasted pine nuts

God Tier:
deez nuts

>> No.7737355

>>7735159
The walnut, just FYI, is the healthiest nut by far, so it pays to like them or learn to enjoy them.

However, I agree that pistachios are the patrician nut. People who don't like pistachios are defective.

>> No.7737365

>>7737355
>The walnut, just FYI, is the healthiest nut by far,
I'm pretty sure it's almonds.

>> No.7737366

>>7737365
But you'd be wrong.

>> No.7737383

>>7737366
Whatever you say.

>> No.7737389

>>7737365
From the Mayo Clinic:
>Does it matter what kind of nuts you eat?

Possibly. Most nuts appear to be generally healthy, though some more so than others. Walnuts are one of the best-studied nuts, and it's been shown they contain high amounts of omega-3 fatty acids. Almonds, macadamia nuts, hazelnuts and pecans are other nuts that appear to be quite heart healthy. And peanuts — which are technically not a nut, but a legume, like beans — seem to be relatively healthy.

That's just one sample of sites that affirm walnuts as healthiest nut.

>> No.7737393

>>7737389
And another, even though it's from cancerous Huffington Post:

>A walnut a day may keep bad cholesterol away, according to a 2010 study in the Archives of Internal Medicine that found a 7.4 percent reduction in “bad” LDL cholesterol and an 8.3 percent reduction in the ratio of LDL to HDL, reported WebMD. What’s more, triglyceride concentrations declined by more than 10 percent.

>> No.7737470

>>7737365
Only the activated variety.

>> No.7737474

>>7734573
Technically a seed but Kopi luwak.

>> No.7737875

>>7734573
Fuck, cashews are so good.

>> No.7737886

>>7734587

they taste like beta protein

literally cuck diet

>> No.7737899

>>7734573
>Yours
/thread

>> No.7738154

pitashios and almonds are the best but god damn they are so expensive

>> No.7738422

>>7734573
>Ctrl F
>Trump
>0 Results

Oh come on guys

>> No.7738548

>>7734573
Mine, after I finish fucking your dirty boipussy.

>> No.7738556
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7738556

Chestnuts

They taste like water and wood pulp

>> No.7738665

>>7735276
they're good in desserts (ice cream, pies), but not plain.

>> No.7738692
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7738692

Fuck you op

>> No.7739317

Cashews are delicious, I eat them every morning in my oatmeal with a banana, it makes it crunchy and earthy and comfy as fuck and they're strong enough in flavour to make it so you don't need too many. Pecans are absolute fucking garbage. Almonds are bad too. Whole peanuts are good but just a slightly inferior cashew in my opinion. I haven't tried any other nuts in a long time because I don't like them in salad and they're too expensive to eat on their own.

>> No.7739474

>>7739317
kill yourself

>> No.7739477

nothin like a good nut

>> No.7739581

>tfw grandma used to call Brazil nuts niggertoes

>> No.7739672

>>7738556

they are the comfiest nut by far

>> No.7739674

>>7734952
Walnuts are the best kind of nuts though

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7739903

>>7737041
THIS AIN'T NO PHPBB BOY

>> No.7740145
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7740145

Peanut

>> No.7740149
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7740149

Hazel nut

>> No.7740154
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7740154

Macademia nut

>> No.7740158
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7740158

Pine nut

>> No.7740161
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7740161

Pistachio nut

>> No.7740162
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7740162

RED Pistachio nut

>> No.7740169
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7740169

Natural, all natural, WHITE Pistachio nut

>> No.7740178
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7740178

Cashew nut

>> No.7740966

>>7740178
what about trees?

>> No.7741032

>>7735014

>smart eating!
>roasted nuts

yeah, no

>> No.7741045

>>7737062
>>7737041
Do we all attend the same family gatherings and are just not aware of it?

>> No.7741067

>>7741045
John?

>> No.7741210

>>7734573
>name a shittier nut
the one I busted in ur mum last night m8

>> No.7741227

>>7734573
I fucking love cashews, they taste like leather loafers.
Sunflower seeds/pistachios are the worst.

>> No.7741236
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7741236

>>7741210

>> No.7741305

rocky mountain oyster

>> No.7741593

>>7735159
*tips memehat*

>> No.7742082
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7742082

I mostly eat cashews in cheesecake form

>> No.7742270

as mandrakes are grown from the seed of hanged men, are cashews the former testicles of cucks? my theory is that it is neither a nut nor legume, rather a mythical gem similar to bufonite that represents despair.

when a man is cucked, metaphorically castrated, his testicles wither much and drop off, shrinking into that iconic snack shape. it would also explain why they're inedible

>> No.7742346

>>7735186
Off the hook! Are you a squirrel per chance?

>> No.7742378

>>7734759
>
means hes a fuckin cuck

>> No.7742384

>>7734587
This

>> No.7742388

>>7742378
i see no singing of the worst nut in that post, are you alright?

>> No.7742391

>>7737337
This is accurate. But peanuts are god tier when in butter form

>> No.7742394

>>7739317
comfy as fuck? literally kill yourself

>> No.7742432

>>7742082
Cashews instead of cream cheese?

>> No.7742727

>>7735261
Where I work we have grinders for peanut, honey roasted peanut, almond, and cashew butters. It's pretty tasty.

>> No.7742914

>>7737041
when did /ck/ get so shit?

>> No.7742932

>>7734573
Cashews are good but a lot of calories.

>> No.7742957

>>7734585
Take it back

>> No.7743079

>>7734817
Pistachios apparently are god awful to harvest. There's a reason they're pricey