/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7724879]

RIP :(

[Anonymous No.7724935]

Did you break it over your kid's ass? Ahh takes me back. I've been beaten with all kinds of kitchen utensils. Mostly whatever's in hand at the time

[Anonymous No.7724945]

>wood

There's your problem OP. I've had the same plastic spoon for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.7724952]

>>7724935
Beats the hell out of getting hit with a belt buckle or baseball bat though.

[Anonymous No.7724954]

>>7724945
wood can't melt. :^)

[Anonymous No.7724969]

>>7724954
but it can break :^)

[Anonymous No.7724977]

>>7724969
>plastic can't break

[Anonymous No.7725038]

>>7724977
How the fuck do you break a measuring spoon?

[Anonymous No.7725043]

>>7724935
Lol our mom always splatter some hot oil over my face.

[Anonymous No.7725050]

>>7725038
$100 say's it was ice cream fresh out of the freezer.

[Anonymous No.7725063]

>>7725043
Or being starved for 4 days then get fed rotting meat and drinking water out of a dog bowl (:

[Anonymous No.7725546]

>>7725063
how about coming home from school everyday and getting killed by your fucking dad

[Anonymous No.7725565]

>>7725546
I hated that. My brother died from that but he survived

[Anonymous No.7725603]

Not even metal is safe from the harsh daily uses of kitcken cooking.

When are we going to get carbon fiber cooking utensils?

[Anonymous No.7725609]

>>7725043
>>7725063
Ah, what I wouldn't have given for a bit of burning oil or rotting meat.

[Anonymous No.7725611]

>>7725063

at least you got meat

[Anonymous No.7725613]

>>7725609

ikr.. i didn't get to eat until i was 18

[Anonymous No.7725621]

>>7725546

I thought I was the only this happened to
my Dad killed my brother and me like 50 times