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>find free sandwich in break room fridge at work
>it's dry as shit
Why can't people learn how to make proper food?

>> No.7722759

>getting fired over a dry sandwich

>> No.7723863

>eating food out of other people's house
I hope you get dysentery, you degenerate, uncouth barbarian

>> No.7723871

is that raw

>> No.7723886

>>7722602
I have found stuff like this in the fridge at my workplace.

I found a quiche once, it was very nice and somebody had given it a name (it was wrote on the bag) Denise or Diane, if I recall.

>> No.7723909

Man I miss workplace food thief posts

It was rad

>> No.7723933

>>7723871
Looks like a cured meat of some sort.
Like some ungodly bastardisation of salami or another sausage

>> No.7723964

>>7722602

this one girl at work would occasionally bring in this amazing homemade cheesecake with raspberry sauce. the sauce was always packed separately on the side, with a little note from her mom that said she didn't want her cheesecake crust to get soggy. it was so sweet. i kind of felt bad for pilfering it every time, but it was so fucking good. i felt really bad after that last time when i found out her mom passed away and i ate probably the last piece of mom's homemade cheesecake she would ever get.

but it was so good.

>> No.7724012

When I worked at Wal-Mart, we were open 24/7, and our break room fridge was supposed to be cleaned out nightly.
They actually cleaned it out about once or twice a week, but they warned people otherwise, just in case.

I'd take that opportunity to raid the fridge of sodas n shit every chance I got and blamed it on the janitors.

>> No.7724017

>>7723871
it does look like raw pork

>> No.7724020

>>7723964
Whut

>> No.7724476

This is why I started putting bait food in the break room fridge at my job. I've gotten 4 retards fired for stealing food.

>> No.7724479

>>7724476
You have a sad life and will die alone and unmissed.

>> No.7724482
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>>7724479
Says the person who has to steal from others.

>> No.7724491

>>7724476
Me too.
Piss filled sodas, pubey sandwiches, dick cheese desserts.
I just want to be inside as many people as possible.

>> No.7724492

>>7724482
I have never stolen food in my life.
You are a stupid person to make this assumption.
Goodbye.

>> No.7724493

>>7724491
Nah you're just gross, or bullshitting.
The only thing you need to do is put laxatives in the food.

>> No.7724497

>>7724492
How is it a stupid assumption when you are the one who has a problem with people dealing with pathetic fools who steal food? I could only assume that someone who condones the theft of food is a thief, or has been a thief in the past. That is a logical assumption.

>> No.7724498

>>7724493
Im not bullshitting.

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>>7724497
Pro tip: there's more than two people posting in this thread, retard.

>> No.7724503

>>7722602
>>7723886
>>7723964
>>7724012
Among the shitty people at work you are some of the shittiest


>>7724491
You're worse than they are

>> No.7724505

>>7724502
I'm not implying that you're OP. I'm saying that you, like OP, are a thief. So, would you like to explain why you have a problem with me doing what I do, if you aren't a thief?

>> No.7724508

>>7724503
Because my way of punishing thieves is funny, novel and gross?
Id get someone like you the worst, I'd feed you fecal matter.

>> No.7724532

>>7724505
Not that guy but you're a fucking mong.

>> No.7724583

>>7724499
Chicago style.

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>>7724583
Delicious.

>> No.7724624

>>7724586
Mfw 'go 'ol

>> No.7724642

I rewrapped a vegiemite block of chocolate in a plain choclate wrapper to bait people like this, monger also stealing out of the fridge at work

>> No.7724709

>>7724499
Is it...supposed to look like it's deflating?

>> No.7724711

>>7724642
You monster.

>> No.7724763

>stealing food
Sure Tyrone, yous a gud boi yous dindunuthins

>> No.7724769

>>7724505
>if you don't like people who steal its because you steal

HOLY SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD.

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>>7722602

>> No.7724829

>>7724769
Do you not understand who I am and what I'm saying? Read my post again.
>>7724476

>> No.7724840

>>7724829
Not him but you're a fucking idiot.

>> No.7724841

>>7724840
I'm guessing you're not going to give any reasons as to why.

>> No.7724968

>>7724476
This guy baits thieves, we'll call him Cool Guy
>>7724479
this guy doesn't like it, we'll call him Douche Bag
>>7724482
Cool Guy accuses Douche Bag of being a thief because Douche Bag didn't like what Cool Guy was doing
>>7724492
Douche Bag denies being a thief, says it's a stupid thing to assume
>>7724497
Cool Guy is confused, because Douche Bag totally seems like a thief
>>7724502
Douche Bag says something irrelevant so he doesn't have to defend his point
>>7724505
Cool Guy is still confused
>>7724769
Douche Bag continue to obfuscate
>>7724829
Cool Guy continues to not realize Douche Bag was baiting him
>>7724840
Douche Bag Baits
>>7724841
Cool Guy Bites

There, now we know what's going on

>> No.7724988

>>7724968
I think Douche Bag can really pull this one out. Go Douche Bag!

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>>7724841

>> No.7725116
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7725116

man, like, the number one thing i hate in this world is thieves. I've been robbed under my nose so many times and im not even a very trusting person, just once i'd like to catch a motherfucker in the act.

>> No.7725253

>>7722602
People are dumb and lazy. When they can cook(usually poorly) they learned by watching their shit-head parents.

My mom eats exclusively cheese and carbs, won't touch meat or fish except mcdonalds burgers(no lie). My dad's a lazy cunt, he'd rather have fish fingers and oven chips then wait 30 mins for me to make home-made gnocchi. If you've leant to cook you've most likely done it of your own accord

>> No.7725287

>>7725253
You're delusional if you think everyone has lazy parents. My mother taught me to cook from the tender age of 7

I also feel like immigrant parents teach their kids to cook. My buddy is from taiwan and he makes this dynamite dumplings that his dad taught him to make

>> No.7725332

>>7725287
>You're delusional if you think everyone has lazy parents

Not everyone all the time, just most the time and Westerners. Westerners are picky eaters and too entitled to learn to cook. I agree with what you said about immigrants especially if they're lower class.

>> No.7725444

>>7722602
Looks like a cuban sandwich made by a retard.

>> No.7725512

>>7725444
So a cuban sandwich made by a cuban?