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Alright cu/ck/s, time to make a simple delicious meal for you, your wife and her lover.
First get some tubes of flesh and lay them out so

>> No.7719941

im intrst

>> No.7719945
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Wrap it around in some layers of turkey parts, cheese optional

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Now get a bigger tube of loose cow flesh and add some garlic, salt, and oregano (not pictured). Diced onions optional, chocolate not recommended

>> No.7719955

yum yum

I like "tubed loose cow flesh"

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Split evenly and fairly, we're all equals here

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Wrap snugly

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Lookin good

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Bacon never hurt none nobody

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Stick the meat into the oven for ~10 minutes 450F or until they look like literal logs of shit wrapped in bacon

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I hope you got your oil and pancake batter ready

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Oh shit what am I doing

>> No.7720011

Looks good, senpai

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Get the next one all readied up!

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And that's it, enjoy!

>> No.7720038

>>7720031

oh my god i'm crying thanks op

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Some inside anatomy for you curious buggers

>> No.7720044

>>7720031
ha ha ha

>> No.7720045

>>7720037

>the worst part


pretending to put it on three plates as if there was someone else in the world that would endure your shit.

>> No.7720048

do americans really eat this?

>> No.7720051

>>7720040

please tell me that you have either started or stoped taking your meds

>> No.7720056

>>7720031
fine looking 'cago style hot dog

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>>7720031
stahp op

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>>7720062

>> No.7720066

>>7720056

chitown here, the new murder capital of the US...stop fucking around asshat.

>> No.7720071 [DELETED] 

>>7720031
What the fuck hahahahahah literally looks like shit

>> No.7720072
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>>7720062
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

>> No.7720076 [DELETED] 

>>7720031
>Chicago style hot dogs

Nice, include me in screencap pls

>> No.7720078

>>7720031
I pissed something out that looked exactly like that one time.

>> No.7720087

>>7720031

is this the natural evelution of gyoza?

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Save some for me

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>>7720031

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>>7720031
why

>> No.7720116 [DELETED] 

>>7720066
Yeah a stat that you didn't contribute too so shut the fuck up faggot and go eat so,e 'go 'za

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>>7720037

>> No.7720133

Honestly, the taste isn't anywhere as bad it looks. Deep frying it might have been a mistake though

>> No.7720139

>>7719938
Yummo

>> No.7720152

>>7720031

Holy fuck i've never laughed so hard in my life

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>>7720031
Congratulations, you've successfully made a turd with a hotdog in it.

>> No.7720168 [DELETED] 

>>7720031
Can't tell if you went and got the massive poop I didn't flush from my toilet or if food

>> No.7720171

>>7720031

This is genius. if you ever served it to a girl and they stayed around, you'd know they're staying forever.

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>>7720031

>> No.7720252

>>7720040
would eat with mac'n'cheese or a couple of over easy eggs

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>>7720031

>> No.7720270

When will the wrapping meat around meat around meat around meat meme die?

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>>7720270
Nightmares can never die

>> No.7720403

>>7720401
nice

>> No.7720421

>>7720401
WAKE ME UP
(Hotdog is inside)
CAN"T WAKE UP
(Fried for far too long)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE

>> No.7720431

>>7720421
NICE

>> No.7720432

>>7720040
I would unironically eat that

>> No.7720474

>>7720031
Is that ball of cancer?

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>>7720421
Im diying

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>>7720031
>>7720037
Brother?

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>>7720031

>> No.7720614

>>7720031
im dying

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>> No.7720632

>>7720031
Your 'go 'za is looking pretty weird.

I'd rate it 8/10, still pretty high quality 'za

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>> No.7720839

>>7720031
What do you call this dish? The BBC?

>> No.7720916

>>7720031
ITT: OP manages to literally get shit past the radar, convincing /ck/ that his turd is just caramelised batter.

>> No.7721183

>>7720031
Include me in the epic sceen shot guys! :^)
Somebody please make one

>> No.7721224

>>7719938
>not including my wife's son
I hope you die in a fire.

>> No.7721248

>>7720048
Why eat anything else?

>> No.7721652

>>7720031
>>7720037
>>7720040
>not using your wife's lover's cum as a glaze to finish it off

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>>7720031

Step off my turf

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>>7721839

Posting depraved shit on /ck/ is my thing

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>>7721848

This is my territory

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>>7721839
>>7721848
>>7721854
white people are so repulsive

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>>7721901

You're just jelly.

I've gone vegan since those other pics were taken, but I have not given up!

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>> No.7721946

>>7721901
State your ethnicity now.

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Hey OP, I think I got the instructions wrong. Can you let me know where I'm messing up?

>> No.7722213

Awful. I like it.

>> No.7722912

>>7721976

That flashlight is likely very energy inefficient, better get a newer LED one unless you want it going out on you in a torchlit firefight.

>> No.7722954

>>7720031

Oh god it's that night in Glasgow all over again.

>> No.7722978

ur mistake was building all this around a shitty hot dog and coldcut.

>> No.7723031

>>7722912
>don't mind the soda can red dot

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>>7720031

>> No.7723215

may this thread live forever

>> No.7723298

>>7723215
Disgusting

>> No.7723324

>>7723298

> implying you wouldn't eat these
>>7721875
>>7721848
>>7720040

>> No.7723527

>>7722954
Spoon feed me

>> No.7723799

>>7720031

needs more peanuts

>> No.7723826

>>7720037
those poor creamless potatoes

>> No.7723834

>>7721860

god my heart... i'm having angina just looking at it.

>> No.7723869

>>7723834

Thick cut bacon fried, then cheddar cheese shreds, with bacon grease ladled out of the pan on top of the cheese to melt. THe other pic is the same but with fried eggs between the bacon and cheese.

> tfw keto

And yeah, my cholesterol was through the roof when I went to the doctor, even though I did lose a lot of weight. I made my diet basically the opposite of that picture and now I'm in the ideal range.

>> No.7723928

>>7723869
Honestly it just looked like you used cheap cheese at first, why would you ever think pouring the grease in like that would have been a good idea

>> No.7724008

>>7723928

It melted the cheese and it tasted good. I'd tip the bowl to the side to drain the extra oil before I ate it, typically. Other times I'd just save it and use the extra oil on a cobb salad.

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>>7720779
was that quote written by Jaden Smith?

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>>7720022

>> No.7725318

>>7720031
That's a shit

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>> No.7725981

>>7720031
Im here for the screencap

>> No.7726079

>>7725981
Is anyone making one even

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>>7720031

>> No.7726145

>>7719976
you can stop right here. a hotdog mixed with hamburger. I cant believe youve done this.

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>>7720031
Postan in epic bread
~MemeYmms
Really guys just stop

>> No.7726360

thats a nice go za

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>>7720031

>> No.7727080

>>7721946
Green

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>>7719938
>>7721183 (you)

>> No.7727662

>>7727355
Needs more reaction images

>> No.7728132

>>7720031
i'm just happy to be in a thread that will be enjoyed by future generations.

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>>7720031
What does it taste like?

>> No.7728726

>>7728132
>future generations

reddit for a day.

>> No.7728744

>>7720031
what the fuck......
why am i hungry?

>> No.7728751

>>7720031
Why'd you leave it in so long? It could have looked good if it wasn't so dark.

>> No.7729542

>>7728264
Grease protein and love

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