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Alright cu/ck/s, time to make a simple delicious meal for you, your wife and her lover.First get some tubes of flesh and lay them out so
Wrap it around in some layers of turkey parts, cheese optional
Now get a bigger tube of loose cow flesh and add some garlic, salt, and oregano (not pictured). Diced onions optional, chocolate not recommended
yum yumI like "tubed loose cow flesh"
Split evenly and fairly, we're all equals here
Bacon never hurt none nobody
Stick the meat into the oven for ~10 minutes 450F or until they look like literal logs of shit wrapped in bacon
I hope you got your oil and pancake batter ready
Oh shit what am I doing
Looks good, senpai
Get the next one all readied up!
And that's it, enjoy!
>>7720031oh my god i'm crying thanks op
Some inside anatomy for you curious buggers
>>7720031ha ha ha
>>7720037>the worst partpretending to put it on three plates as if there was someone else in the world that would endure your shit.
do americans really eat this?
>>7720040please tell me that you have either started or stoped taking your meds
>>7720031fine looking 'cago style hot dog
>>7720056chitown here, the new murder capital of the US...stop fucking around asshat.
>>7720031What the fuck hahahahahah literally looks like shit
>>7720062HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>>7720031>Chicago style hot dogsNice, include me in screencap pls
>>7720031I pissed something out that looked exactly like that one time.
>>7720031is this the natural evelution of gyoza?
Save some for me
>>7720066Yeah a stat that you didn't contribute too so shut the fuck up faggot and go eat so,e 'go 'za
Honestly, the taste isn't anywhere as bad it looks. Deep frying it might have been a mistake though
>>7720031Holy fuck i've never laughed so hard in my life
>>7720031Congratulations, you've successfully made a turd with a hotdog in it.
>>7720031Can't tell if you went and got the massive poop I didn't flush from my toilet or if food
>>7720031This is genius. if you ever served it to a girl and they stayed around, you'd know they're staying forever.
>>7720040would eat with mac'n'cheese or a couple of over easy eggs
When will the wrapping meat around meat around meat around meat meme die?
>>7720270Nightmares can never die
>>7720401WAKE ME UP(Hotdog is inside)CAN"T WAKE UP(Fried for far too long)SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
>>7720040I would unironically eat that
>>7720031Is that ball of cancer?
>>7720031Your 'go 'za is looking pretty weird.I'd rate it 8/10, still pretty high quality 'za
>>7720031What do you call this dish? The BBC?
>>7720031ITT: OP manages to literally get shit past the radar, convincing /ck/ that his turd is just caramelised batter.
>>7720031Include me in the epic sceen shot guys! :^)Somebody please make one
>>7719938>not including my wife's sonI hope you die in a fire.
>>7720048Why eat anything else?
>>7720031>>7720037>>7720040>not using your wife's lover's cum as a glaze to finish it off
>>7720031Step off my turf
>>7721839Posting depraved shit on /ck/ is my thing
>>7721848This is my territory
>>7721839>>7721848>>7721854white people are so repulsive
>>7721901You're just jelly.I've gone vegan since those other pics were taken, but I have not given up!
>>7721901State your ethnicity now.
Hey OP, I think I got the instructions wrong. Can you let me know where I'm messing up?
Awful. I like it.
>>7721976That flashlight is likely very energy inefficient, better get a newer LED one unless you want it going out on you in a torchlit firefight.
>>7720031Oh god it's that night in Glasgow all over again.
ur mistake was building all this around a shitty hot dog and coldcut.
>>7722912>don't mind the soda can red dot
may this thread live forever
>>7723298> implying you wouldn't eat these>>7721875>>7721848>>7720040
>>7722954Spoon feed me
>>7720031needs more peanuts
>>7720037those poor creamless potatoes
>>7721860god my heart... i'm having angina just looking at it.
>>7723834Thick cut bacon fried, then cheddar cheese shreds, with bacon grease ladled out of the pan on top of the cheese to melt. THe other pic is the same but with fried eggs between the bacon and cheese.> tfw ketoAnd yeah, my cholesterol was through the roof when I went to the doctor, even though I did lose a lot of weight. I made my diet basically the opposite of that picture and now I'm in the ideal range.
>>7723869Honestly it just looked like you used cheap cheese at first, why would you ever think pouring the grease in like that would have been a good idea
>>7723928It melted the cheese and it tasted good. I'd tip the bowl to the side to drain the extra oil before I ate it, typically. Other times I'd just save it and use the extra oil on a cobb salad.
>>7720779was that quote written by Jaden Smith?
>>7720031That's a shit
>>7720031Im here for the screencap
>>7725981Is anyone making one even
>>7719976you can stop right here. a hotdog mixed with hamburger. I cant believe youve done this.
>>7720031Postan in epic bread ~MemeYmmsReally guys just stop
thats a nice go za
>>7727355Needs more reaction images
>>7720031i'm just happy to be in a thread that will be enjoyed by future generations.
>>7720031What does it taste like?
>>7728132>future generations reddit for a day.
>>7720031what the fuck......why am i hungry?
>>7720031Why'd you leave it in so long? It could have looked good if it wasn't so dark.
>>7728264Grease protein and love