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Anonymous Fri May 27 23:50:16 2016 No.7719938 [Reply] [Original]

Alright cu/ck/s, time to make a simple delicious meal for you, your wife and her lover.
First get some tubes of flesh and lay them out so

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:51:08 2016 No.7719941 im intrst

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:52:08 2016 No.7719945 File: 1.26 MB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wrap it around in some layers of turkey parts, cheese optional

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:53:50 2016 No.7719953 File: 986 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now get a bigger tube of loose cow flesh and add some garlic, salt, and oregano (not pictured). Diced onions optional, chocolate not recommended

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:54:39 2016 No.7719955 yum yum I like "tubed loose cow flesh"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:56:49 2016 No.7719962 File: 957 KB, 1914x1914, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Split evenly and fairly, we're all equals here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:58:24 2016 No.7719971 File: 909 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wrap snugly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 23:59:27 2016 No.7719976 File: 1.16 MB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lookin good

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:01:33 2016 No.7719981 File: 1.08 MB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bacon never hurt none nobody

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:04:02 2016 No.7719991 File: 909 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stick the meat into the oven for ~10 minutes 450F or until they look like literal logs of shit wrapped in bacon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:05:09 2016 No.7719997 File: 832 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you got your oil and pancake batter ready

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:08:06 2016 No.7720005 File: 840 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit what am I doing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:10:38 2016 No.7720011 Looks good, senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:12:14 2016 No.7720022 File: 815 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get the next one all readied up!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:12:46 2016 No.7720026 File: 686 KB, 500x350, 1408607850684.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720005

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:13:21 2016 No.7720031 File: 1.32 MB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:14:19 2016 No.7720036 File: 321 KB, 480x650, anguish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:14:51 2016 No.7720037 File: 1013 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And that's it, enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:14:52 2016 No.7720038 >>7720031 oh my god i'm crying thanks op

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:15:59 2016 No.7720040 File: 831 KB, 1936x1936, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some inside anatomy for you curious buggers

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:17:15 2016 No.7720044 >>7720031 ha ha ha

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:17:39 2016 No.7720045 >>7720037 >the worst part pretending to put it on three plates as if there was someone else in the world that would endure your shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:18:16 2016 No.7720048 do americans really eat this?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:19:35 2016 No.7720051 >>7720040 please tell me that you have either started or stoped taking your meds

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:21:35 2016 No.7720056 >>7720031 fine looking 'cago style hot dog

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:23:14 2016 No.7720062 File: 621 KB, 679x509, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720037

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:23:59 2016 No.7720063 File: 3.26 MB, 640x266, 1464333357805.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 stahp op

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:24:07 2016 No.7720065 File: 144 KB, 398x500, 8 thumbs up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720062

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:24:25 2016 No.7720066 >>7720056 chitown here, the new murder capital of the US...stop fucking around asshat.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:24:37 2016 No.7720071 >>7720031 What the fuck hahahahahah literally looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:25:14 2016 No.7720072 File: 749 KB, 634x752, 1440728436747.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720062 HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:26:15 2016 No.7720076 >>7720031 >Chicago style hot dogs Nice, include me in screencap pls

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:26:58 2016 No.7720078 >>7720031 I pissed something out that looked exactly like that one time.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:29:12 2016 No.7720087 >>7720031 is this the natural evelution of gyoza?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:32:49 2016 No.7720099 File: 2.12 MB, 540x400, ABSORUTRY DERICIOUS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Save some for me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:34:16 2016 No.7720103 File: 50 KB, 550x600, eat-shit-funny-guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:39:05 2016 No.7720115 File: 19 KB, 480x270, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 why

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:39:31 2016 No.7720116 >>7720066 Yeah a stat that you didn't contribute too so shut the fuck up faggot and go eat so,e 'go 'za

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:41:33 2016 No.7720122 File: 32 KB, 200x201, Krusty Fucking Dies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:42:48 2016 No.7720125 File: 167 KB, 764x750, IMG_20160527_231846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720037

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:47:26 2016 No.7720133 Honestly, the taste isn't anywhere as bad it looks. Deep frying it might have been a mistake though

>>	Chitown Deep Dish !EiH1/X6Idw Sat May 28 00:49:21 2016 No.7720139 >>7719938 Yummo

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:54:19 2016 No.7720152 >>7720031 Holy fuck i've never laughed so hard in my life

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:54:33 2016 No.7720153 File: 66 KB, 721x723, 1462661077994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 Congratulations, you've successfully made a turd with a hotdog in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:58:23 2016 No.7720168 >>7720031 Can't tell if you went and got the massive poop I didn't flush from my toilet or if food

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 00:58:42 2016 No.7720171 >>7720031 This is genius. if you ever served it to a girl and they stayed around, you'd know they're staying forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:00:57 2016 No.7720184 File: 71 KB, 394x394, 1430019297886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:03:28 2016 No.7720188 File: 1.79 MB, 687x1361, I Wanna Fuck That Turd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:10:48 2016 No.7720205 File: 39 KB, 321x322, 1457953678189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720188

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:25:04 2016 No.7720240 File: 87 KB, 920x693, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:29:44 2016 No.7720252 >>7720040 would eat with mac'n'cheese or a couple of over easy eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:32:21 2016 No.7720259 File: 229 KB, 600x800, 1462579859350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:33:17 2016 No.7720262 File: 186 KB, 385x373, 1313716250938.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 01:37:26 2016 No.7720270 When will the wrapping meat around meat around meat around meat meme die?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 02:12:40 2016 No.7720335 File: 339 KB, 1025x973, suffering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 02:53:24 2016 No.7720401 File: 144 KB, 1024x768, infernus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720270 Nightmares can never die

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 02:54:23 2016 No.7720403 >>7720401 nice

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:03:41 2016 No.7720421 >>7720401 WAKE ME UP (Hotdog is inside) CAN"T WAKE UP (Fried for far too long) SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:08:03 2016 No.7720431 >>7720421 NICE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:08:48 2016 No.7720432 >>7720040 I would unironically eat that

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:28:34 2016 No.7720474 >>7720031 Is that ball of cancer?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:30:58 2016 No.7720479 File: 38 KB, 640x400, 1459555229628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720421 Im diying

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 03:34:18 2016 No.7720484 File: 573 KB, 1024x424, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 >>7720037 Brother?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 05:07:42 2016 No.7720599 File: 232 KB, 500x380, 1458343507163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 05:20:20 2016 No.7720614 >>7720031 im dying

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 05:25:20 2016 No.7720619 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1417764598439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 05:31:23 2016 No.7720632 >>7720031 Your 'go 'za is looking pretty weird. I'd rate it 8/10, still pretty high quality 'za

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 07:28:44 2016 No.7720779 File: 80 KB, 766x960, hope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 07:31:39 2016 No.7720782 File: 4 KB, 256x272, ;;.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 07:35:44 2016 No.7720789 File: 20 KB, 251x240, 1398707448274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720062

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 08:02:55 2016 No.7720839 >>7720031 What do you call this dish? The BBC?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 08:41:17 2016 No.7720916 >>7720031 ITT: OP manages to literally get shit past the radar, convincing /ck/ that his turd is just caramelised batter.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 11:00:12 2016 No.7721183 >>7720031 Include me in the epic sceen shot guys! :^) Somebody please make one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 11:16:50 2016 No.7721224 >>7719938 >not including my wife's son I hope you die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 11:22:52 2016 No.7721248 >>7720048 Why eat anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 13:20:58 2016 No.7721652 >>7720031 >>7720037 >>7720040 >not using your wife's lover's cum as a glaze to finish it off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:09:34 2016 No.7721839 File: 349 KB, 2714x1530, pizzasincrust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 Step off my turf

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:11:30 2016 No.7721848 File: 434 KB, 2597x1464, baconeggcheesegrease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721839 Posting depraved shit on /ck/ is my thing

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:12:57 2016 No.7721854 File: 121 KB, 825x1464, glutensoufle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721848 This is my territory

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:15:06 2016 No.7721860 File: 176 KB, 825x1464, baconcheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721854

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:18:21 2016 No.7721875 File: 35 KB, 385x217, thighsbacon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721860

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:20:05 2016 No.7721882 File: 101 KB, 825x1464, whitepeople.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721875

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:21:37 2016 No.7721887 File: 216 KB, 825x1464, whitepeople2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721882

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:24:00 2016 No.7721898 File: 20 KB, 377x213, whitepeople3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721887

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:25:29 2016 No.7721901 >>7721839 >>7721848 >>7721854 white people are so repulsive

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:29:55 2016 No.7721918 File: 270 KB, 2603x1464, hailseitanbrains.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721901 You're just jelly. I've gone vegan since those other pics were taken, but I have not given up!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:31:54 2016 No.7721926 File: 396 KB, 2603x1464, tofuseitancashewshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721918

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:33:15 2016 No.7721934 File: 365 KB, 2603x1464, polenta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721926

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:36:09 2016 No.7721946 >>7721901 State your ethnicity now.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:38:11 2016 No.7721954 File: 432 KB, 2603x1464, tvpshit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7721934

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 14:42:10 2016 No.7721976 File: 155 KB, 960x717, 1462652540139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey OP, I think I got the instructions wrong. Can you let me know where I'm messing up?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 15:51:02 2016 No.7722213 Awful. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 18:51:17 2016 No.7722912 >>7721976 That flashlight is likely very energy inefficient, better get a newer LED one unless you want it going out on you in a torchlit firefight.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 19:03:14 2016 No.7722954 >>7720031 Oh god it's that night in Glasgow all over again.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 19:07:56 2016 No.7722978 ur mistake was building all this around a shitty hot dog and coldcut.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 19:24:58 2016 No.7723031 >>7722912 >don't mind the soda can red dot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 19:33:21 2016 No.7723064 File: 69 KB, 550x710, 1453917805093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 20:08:25 2016 No.7723215 may this thread live forever

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 20:34:00 2016 No.7723298 >>7723215 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 20:40:53 2016 No.7723324 >>7723298 > implying you wouldn't eat these >>7721875 >>7721848 >>7720040

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 22:00:14 2016 No.7723527 >>7722954 Spoon feed me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 28 23:51:26 2016 No.7723799 >>7720031 needs more peanuts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 00:03:23 2016 No.7723826 >>7720037 those poor creamless potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 00:05:48 2016 No.7723834 >>7721860 god my heart... i'm having angina just looking at it.

Anonymous Sun May 29 00:15:02 2016 No.7723869

>>7723834

Thick cut bacon fried, then cheddar cheese shreds, with bacon grease ladled out of the pan on top of the cheese to melt. THe other pic is the same but with fried eggs between the bacon and cheese.

> tfw keto

And yeah, my cholesterol was through the roof when I went to the doctor, even though I did lose a lot of weight. I made my diet basically the opposite of that picture and now I'm in the ideal range.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 00:36:30 2016 No.7723928 >>7723869 Honestly it just looked like you used cheap cheese at first, why would you ever think pouring the grease in like that would have been a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 01:06:44 2016 No.7724008 >>7723928 It melted the cheese and it tasted good. I'd tip the bowl to the side to drain the extra oil before I ate it, typically. Other times I'd just save it and use the extra oil on a cobb salad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 01:28:51 2016 No.7724047 File: 563 KB, 831x662, puuuuhhhsssalt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720062

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 02:12:56 2016 No.7724117 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, the_hurgin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 02:15:19 2016 No.7724123 File: 35 KB, 750x563, jaden_smith_vogue_korea_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720779 was that quote written by Jaden Smith?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 02:30:29 2016 No.7724162 File: 72 KB, 353x439, 1452473508493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720022

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 12:49:24 2016 No.7725318 >>7720031 That's a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 14:47:40 2016 No.7725874 File: 36 KB, 720x720, 1458003770269.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 15:10:55 2016 No.7725981 >>7720031 Im here for the screencap

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 15:29:41 2016 No.7726079 >>7725981 Is anyone making one even

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 15:33:24 2016 No.7726101 File: 6 KB, 487x423, 1461036221399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 15:42:16 2016 No.7726145 >>7719976 you can stop right here. a hotdog mixed with hamburger. I cant believe youve done this.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 16:35:28 2016 No.7726335 File: 15 KB, 397x398, Save me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 Postan in epic bread ~MemeYmms Really guys just stop

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 16:40:44 2016 No.7726360 thats a nice go za

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 16:42:19 2016 No.7726368 File: 28 KB, 499x322, areyouanidiot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 19:36:07 2016 No.7727080 >>7721946 Green

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 21:20:46 2016 No.7727355 File: 1.81 MB, 3088x2528, DESIGNATED SHITTING PLATE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7719938 >>7721183 (you)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 29 23:16:38 2016 No.7727662 >>7727355 Needs more reaction images

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 02:03:09 2016 No.7728132 >>7720031 i'm just happy to be in a thread that will be enjoyed by future generations.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 02:04:59 2016 No.7728138 File: 768 KB, 710x480, 8v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 02:58:56 2016 No.7728264 File: 20 KB, 480x720, 1457968372853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7720031 What does it taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 06:54:55 2016 No.7728726 >>7728132 >future generations reddit for a day.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 07:03:31 2016 No.7728744 >>7720031 what the fuck...... why am i hungry?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 07:06:08 2016 No.7728751 >>7720031 Why'd you leave it in so long? It could have looked good if it wasn't so dark.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 30 13:32:23 2016 No.7729542 >>7728264 Grease protein and love

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