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GOD:

>chaat, butter chicken, saag paneer

GOOD:

>Basmati rice, Indian 5 spice chicken, aloo chaat

SHIT:

>Anything not Indian


Can I get a "uh huh"?

>> No.7684820
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>Indian food ranking has a "shit" tier

>> No.7684832

>>7684820
Bet you thought that was funny huh bitch. Indian food is some of the best on God's grean Eart and your tastebuds can't handle?? Huh?

>> No.7684845

How to make Indian food:

>scrape fresh poo off of street
>mix hot sauce in
>add chunks of older hard poo

>> No.7684851
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7684851

>no coconut rice
>no lamb jalfrezi
>no vegetable parkora

>> No.7684853

>>7684813
Aye.

Additions to God tier: Korma and biryani.

>> No.7684856

>>7684832
>the brits came home from the pub again

>> No.7684858

>>7684851
Right, we also forgot samosas fresh out of the fryer with tamarind sauce. I am a child so I always ask for double red, no green. So sweet and tangy.

>> No.7684908

I had Indian food one time when I went to a Sikh temple for a paper in my religion class. There was this sweet rice type stuff in a bowl with some liquid. It was really good but I have no idea what it was called

>> No.7684919

>>7684908
Rice and piss

>> No.7684924

I generally really like Indian food, but I have never understood the love for curry. It tastes good for a few bites but it quickly gets a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.7685000

>>7684924
try a different curry. there are thousands of them.

>> No.7685006

I make a really good low calorie tikka masala using light coconut milk and very little oil.

Indian food is all ghee and spices so it taste great.

>> No.7685229

If Indians can't afford toilet paper why don't they use that flat white stuff in OP pic?

>> No.7685367

Obligatory DESIGNATED

>> No.7685398

No mention of biryani, tandoori chicken, aloo gobi, bhindi masala, pulao, rogan josh, pachadi, achari, avial, jalfarezi, poriyal, poori, rajma, baingan bharta, or any of a number of different Indian dishes.


NOPE, it's just chaat, butter chicken, saag, and basmati rice. Have you only just had your first visit to an Indian restaurant? What a shit fucking thread.

>> No.7685526

POO

>> No.7685530

>>7684845
Hahahahaha

Anon is so silly when he shitposts

>> No.7685532

>>7685229
India has 1.2 billion people, anon, it's not like everyone there is poor

>> No.7685535

>No masala daal.
>kill yourself

>> No.7685615

Vindaloo is in God tier.

>> No.7685622

>>7684813
>SHIT
haha lol

>> No.7685625

>>7684924
Make them from scratch, they have a depth of flavour (but tend to overpower the subtle flavours of meat)

Most curries start out the same way.

>Spices in pan of oil/ghee
>1-3mins
>add onions
>cook til golden
>add garlic
>add ginger
>1min
>add ground spices
>30 seconds
>add meat
>order of meat and spices can be swapped
>add liquid (tomatos, coconut milk, water)
>cook until meat is cooked through
>serve with basmati rice and naan bread and chopped coriander

>> No.7685631

>>7685625
So simple and so god damn good.

>> No.7685637

>a fucking wheel

>> No.7686067

>>7684858
Fresh samosas are the best. I usually do a panfried vegetable samosa with mango chutney.

>> No.7686075

personally i like anything with chickpeas and cauliflowers and dhal. alo goobi is a yummy.

>> No.7686099

>>7684813
I'm lazy today so I got myself some indian food from marks & spencer: paneer, rogan josh (lamb curry), some fritters (samosa, onion bhaji & pakora) and 2 naan bread. Usually it's more enjoyable then the local indian restaurants.

>> No.7686281

>no dhansak ITT
Smh

>> No.7686335

Personally, I'm partial to vindapooinloo

>> No.7686820

DUDE GHEE LMAO

They all taste the same and the fucking Indians think they can charge 3.99 for steamed rice, what assholes.

Indian restaurant food will always be a massive rip off.

>> No.7686856

>yanks talking about Indian food

lel

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>>7684813
I did my best

>> No.7686915

>>7686911
anon....

>> No.7686925

>>7686915
"Curry"

>> No.7686927

>>7684820

What do you expect from a turd world country?

>> No.7687236

>>7684908
yeah they serve it at a lot of gurdwaras, it's called kheer

>> No.7687240

>>7686067
try tamarind or the mint chutney next time

>> No.7687716

>>7685625
I typically use less than great cuts of meat for curry

or more usually chickpeas/tofu as the meaty-type ingredient

>> No.7687725

Indian food is great, the people are terrible

>> No.7687731

>>7684813
poo on plate

>> No.7687740

>>7684813
I want an indo girl who can teach me all the techniques she learned cooking da foods

>> No.7687743

>>7684813
I used to date this Indian chick (the bush was a dense forest of darkness) whose mom made these potato cookie things that were horrid and bland all at the same time. It seems most Indian food is really good or tragic.

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Favorite Indian breakfast? Not a big fan of curry, but I do love me some dosa!