/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7674205]

Coffee thread now!

What are you drinking right now, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.7674223]

>>7674205
i only drink coffee on weekdays during at work sometimes but i had a leftover starbucks giftcard from christmas so when my coworker went to lunch on friday i gave her my starbucks card to get coffee for everyone in the office

>i got a large iced mocha with no whipped cream and an extra shot of espresso
fuck you i like it

[Anonymous No.7674293]

I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.7674304]

>>7674205

[Anonymous No.7674343]

>>7674205
Shochu

[Anonymous No.7674370]

I got borbon expresso going in my Bialetti, shot of gin on the side.

[Anonymous No.7674372]

Triple red eye

[Anonymous No.7674617]

>>7669848
Instant decaf with milk

[Anonymous No.7674625]

>>7674205

drinking some yorkshire tea, pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7674777]

some maxwell house i got on sale

[Anonymous No.7674809]

ethiopian yirgacheffe

[Anonymous No.7674826]

Equator coffee is glorious smooth coffee. The only thing missing is a cute anime girl to share it with.

[Anonymous No.7674827]

A cup of keurig coffee.

[Anonymous No.7674830]

Some organic Java Taman Dadar that the local place has.

Pretty good, especially in the single serving Keurig cup.

[Anonymous No.7674919]

Iced Maxwell House French roast with milk.

>>7674777
Me too. Six for $10. Plus I had several $1 off two coupons, so I got six for $7, so less than $1.17 per canister/$1.70/lb. Can't beat that.

Store brands are almost never cheaper than name brands if you know how to shop.

[Anonymous No.7674924]

>>7674205
>>7674304
Why are Nips so bad at drawing? I swear, Miyazaki is the only slant with any real artistic ability.

[Anonymous No.7675360]

Sadly drinking tim hortons black coffee, its kind of coffee i guess, not too much acidity but pretty bland flavour

[Anonymous No.7675408]

[Anonymous No.7675533]

>>7674205
Pike Place Starbucks from my keurig
Fuck the ocean

[Anonymous No.7675537]

>>7674924
It's probably the budget.
You see art discrepancies from the very first episode, almost as if they phoned it in with artists who learned to draw by copying anime without learning anatomy.

[Anonymous No.7675560]

Iced coffee with whole milk. I've been using skim milk for years but it tastes so much flavorful with fatty milk.

[Anonymous No.7675716]

Ran out of fresh beans and my local roaster is closed today, so it's going to be my rainy day blend. (Left over beans going back for months.)

[Anonymous No.7676001]

Folger's. It's the best part of waking up.

[Anonymous No.7676299]

>>7674205
Tonys coffe freshly roasted in good old bellingham, WA.

[Anonymous No.7676303]

>>7674205
Beer? Who drinks coffee on a weekend? I dont have anything to do

[Anonymous No.7676370]

>>7674205

Organic Salvadorean with an Aeropress

I'm getting real tired of grinding my beans by hand brehs...

[Anonymous No.7677158]

>>7674924
>he wants animu to look realistic

How is it possible to have such shit taste?

[Anonymous No.7677171]

>>7677158
miyazaki doesnt look realistic

[Anonymous No.7677211]

>>7674205

[Anonymous No.7677254]

>>7674205
Ethiopia Halo Bariti, a yirgacheffe from Happy Mug. I got my v60 a few days ago, but only one of my handful of v60 brews have been truly enjoyable so far. The rest were ok but headache-inducing bitter. It's weird because it's not Starbucks or Bustelo out right bitter, it's a special bitter possibly out of overextraction. These new thick v60 filters are a pain in the arse. I'm going to change up my pouring technique and drop the dosage back to 21g.

>tfw today was the last day of Starbucks's Happy Hour, where you can order the 12 year old girl drinks for half off
Back to my caramel macchiato.

>>7674293
>kona coffee
>roasted till it's charcoal
>probably costs an arm and a leg
why

>>7674370
>expresso
>x

>>7674372
Red eyes are disgusting, pop some caffeine pills and have the regular drip or espresso straight.

>>7674777
>>7674919
>i sure do like the taste of rubber

>>7674830
>keurig
>>>/out/

>>7675533
Pike place is disgusting. Has to be even more so out of an earth-raping keurig. Stop breathing.

>>7675716
Iktf. My rainy day blends tend to be somewhat tasty for some reason even though they're from a month to possibly a year old.

[Anonymous No.7677270]

I get these at the store because they bags are so big.

[Anonymous No.7677288]

>>7677270
>see through bag
Doesn't light sour the taste of coffee?

[Anonymous No.7677477]

>>7675716
This, just not quite as old. The leftovers from 4 little sample packets someone gave me two weeks ago from Driftaway Coffee. Peru, Guatemala, Papua New Guinea, and Ethiopia, the sun never sets on this blend.

[Anonymous No.7677499]

>>7677288
don't think it's a problem with beans, only ground coffee.

[Anonymous No.7677701]

>>7677288
Yes, but that stuff was ruined before it ever got bagged.

[Anonymous No.7677964]

>>7677254
>>7677701
What is it about coffee that attracts this unique sort of autistic pretentiousness? Is it possibly a side effect of caffeine addiction?

[Anonymous No.7678020]

>>7674924
>different art-styles exist

Wow! Who would've thought!

[Anonymous No.7678484]

>>7678020

[Anonymous No.7678534]

>>7677964
I find the people who are the cuntiest about coffee, tea, beer and wine are ones who only started drinking it in their 20s or 30s. I grew up drinking coffee, beer and wine. My entire country drinks coffee, beer and wine, even little kids (to a lesser amount, but they still do). It's just a delicious drink to us and nothing to preen and posture about.

[Anonymous No.7678535]

Lavazza Classico, nothing fancy but it's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.7678635]

[Anonymous No.7678749]

David Lynch Signature Cup Organic Espresso with some chocolate condensed milk stirred in.

[Anonymous No.7679152]

>>7674223
>i got a large iced mocha with no whipped cream and an extra shot of espresso

that sounds pretty good, doesn't the ice water it down? Or do you/they pour the drink into a different cup after you chilled it down in the ice?

>>7677288
Light ruins everything, I guess it depends on how they're sold, is it on grocery store shelf or at coffee shops where they control for that?

>>7677964
If you think coffee attracts autistic pretentiousness, go over to bike forums, where if you don't have an approved bike its not a bike but a bike shaped object.

>>7678635
When I told a older friend of mine that I been drinking instant for sometime and enjoyed it the look on his face was one of shock, intrigue and disgust. Coffee farmers drink it, at least half the world drinks it, it can actually be much smoother than "real coffee"

>>7678749
>David Lynch Signature Cup Organic Espresso with some chocolate condensed milk stirred in.
Jesus Christ... is it damn good coffee??

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I been having pic related at $6, its good, but their gold label is better but also $8 and the store quit carrying it.

[Anonymous No.7679176]

>>7679152
forgot the pic related. shit

[Anonymous No.7679246]

>>7679152
>where if you don't have an approved bike its not a bike but a bike shaped object.

Did they laugh at your $100 shit quality walmart "bike" anon?

[Anonymous No.7679307]

>>7679152
>is it damn good coffee??
I've had better espresso, his house roast is very good though.

[Anonymous No.7679317]

>>7677158
Good art doesn't have to be realistic.
>>7678020
The anime style can look good, when it's done by white people.

You weebs sure are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.7679392]

Hey Coffee lads. I'm thinking of buying a more premium coffee machine or a way to make better coffee. I heard of French Press, Chemix, V60s, and normal machines. I did extensive research. I want to make Espresso. My favorite type of coffee is a Cappuccino. I currently use the Hario Ceramic Coffee Mill Skerton to grind my shit up. Though I also much prefer a machine for grinding as well, but I heard most of them are shit ones with non-ceramic parts with blades.

What is the best choice? I also need a decent foaming machine for the milk I have for the cappuccino.

[Anonymous No.7679399]

>>7679317
Avatar has a good artstyle - enough detail to look good for high-budget sequences, simple enough not to go off model during simple shots.

Know what else does?

Angel's Egg, Patlabor 1 & 2, the Sky Crawlers, Millennium Actress, Mindgame, Tatami Galaxy, Kaiba, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Metropolis, Royal Space Force: The Wings of Honnêamise, Gunbuster, The Dagger of Kamui, Macross: Do You Believe in Love?, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Flag, Lain, Yokohama Kaidashi Kiko

That's off the top of my head.

You have explored a fraction of a fraction of the medium. It's like you watched Pearl Harbor and then threw away the entirety of Western Cinema. Go expand yourself.

[Anonymous No.7679414]

>>7679317
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>7679399
These are amazing animation series and that guy is an ignorant fuck that does not know shit about animation/art direction.

[Anonymous No.7679431]

>>7679414

[Anonymous No.7679443]

>>7679431

[Anonymous No.7679446]

>>7679431
Literal 5 year olds in /ck/ when did /ck/ become such shit? Look at my webm and compare it to your Last Airbender show. It doesn't even touch it. Also Samurai Jack, Steven Universe, and Wakfu have better art direction then The Last Airbender, but then again, I didn't really enjoy Avatar as much as everyone else during the 2000's.

[Anonymous No.7679452]

>>7679446
You should check out Aeon Flux for good western animation.

[Anonymous No.7679454]

>>7679443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIjjm9hgQMY

[Anonymous No.7679460]

>>7679446
All of those are made by white people. My point is that the vast majority of Japanese animators and artists are complete shit. The more quality white-produced animation you post, the more you prove my point that slants are talentless and have no soul.

[Anonymous No.7679462]

>>7679399
Take it to /a/, pedo'.

[Anonymous No.7679468]

>>7679454
That's out of context. He's talking about the modern 'otaku' culture. He has respect for serious productions. Hideyuki Anno appears in the documentary that's from as a friend and respected director.

The fact your knowledge extends only to Miyazaki just shows me how little exposure you've had. Miyazaki isn't even the best of the Ghibli directors; I bet you've never seen an Isao Takahata film, huh?

This is from someone who hates most anime, by the way. There are absolutely great anime series and films out there, you are bound to like quite a few of them if you actually sat down and gave some a chance.

[Anonymous No.7679474]

What snacks does /ck/ have with their coffee?

I have suffering and hopelessness because forevercut. Pairs well.

[Anonymous No.7679475]

>>7679454
My favorite part of this is how all these weebs were conflicted on how to react to Miyzaki's comments on anime because they worship him but at the same time were so butthurt about his comments a few attempted to discredit\dismiss him for taking a shit on their fandom.

[Anonymous No.7679478]

>>7679462
None of what I listed sexualizes young girls. /a/ is shit, by the way.
>>7679460
Good thing I listed four times as much as he did here then:
>>7679399

[Anonymous No.7679480]

>>7679454
>>7679475
Neither of you have seen the documentary that's from, huh?

[Anonymous No.7679485]

>>7679460
Are you fucking dumb? I'm >>7679414 and American Animation still has a ways to go in Animation quality. Steven Universe's fight choreography is DBZ-tier of plain. As for Samurai Jack is more impressive, but still cuts a lot of scenes rather then a seamless slew of animation. Animation wise Wakfu is the best, but is French and very much inspired by anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aChpK2jcnQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLNHSrJoqFM

[Anonymous No.7679497]

>>7679480
Neither have all the weebs that see the excerpt, hence all the buttpain.

[Anonymous No.7679500]

>>7679468
>claims to hate most anime
>has an in depth knowledge of obscure Nip artists
Not gonna fool me, weeb.
>>7679485
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.7679505]

>>7679497
So you know as little as the people you hate?

[Anonymous No.7679507]

>>7679468
>>7679500
also, I guess I've seen an Iso Takahashi or whatever film. I saw the great comedy Grave of the Fireflies and laughed my ass off. Loved the aunt.

[Anonymous No.7679508]

>look at how good my tastes are!!!
please stop before someone posts their carefully selected 3x3 consisting entirely of "critically acclaimed" anime movies because "wow what would people think of me, oh my god."

[Anonymous No.7679509]

>>7679500
Your fucking ignorant and you are fishing for (You's) aren't you?

[Anonymous No.7679511]

>>7679509
What about my fucking ignorant? It's mine, not yours.

[Anonymous No.7679515]

no bully

[Anonymous No.7679520]

>>7679511
>What about my fucking ignorant? It's mine, not yours.
I don't even know what your asking of me? Why persist. I'm just fishing for (You's) aswell now. Come on. Talk to me PWEEASE ANON. TALK TO ME.

[Anonymous No.7679522]

>>7679500
>claims to hate most anime
>has an in depth knowledge of obscure Nip artists
>Not gonna fool me, weeb.
Yes, everything I listed has good animation, a philosophical or arthouse tendency. Most anime, which I hate, is just fetish-pandering comedic crap with shit budgets. 98% of anime is awful but I like all of those films because when I approach anime I'm only interested in what I think will be good. Lo and behold, there happen to be good anime. I don't have an in-depth knowledge and those titles aren't obscure, those are just what I like. I'm sure there are many films and series I haven't seen that I would like and that are good and have lots of thought and effort put into them. I'm also sure that 98% of anime is shit.

Who the fuck are you that your opinion on an artform is so lacking in nuance? Is it impossible in your world that there are many, many anime directors who don't like most of anime themselves and try to do something intelligent with it? Liking anime doesn't mean you like Naruto or moe stuff, grow up.

[Anonymous No.7679530]

>>7679508
I hate 3x3 fags and I'm the guy listing all the titles.
Stop trying to jam people into form-fitting holes, anon. You're on this site too much and it's corrupting how much complexity you expect from strangers you don't know.

[Anonymous No.7679535]

>>7679507
Alright, something tells me you don't appreciate art of any kind. Enjoy your loneliness.

[Anonymous No.7679545]

fight me

[Anonymous No.7679548]

>>7679520
>your fucking ignorant
Again, what about my ignorant?
>>7679522
You type a lot, yet you say nothing.
>>7679535
>weeb projecting his loneliness onto others
p sad tbqh

[Anonymous No.7679552]

>>7679548
Gimme that (You). Thanks and bye. You just single handedly destroyed this precious coffee thread.

[Anonymous No.7679554]

>>7679552
No, the weeb OP with his moeshit did.

[Anonymous No.7679558]

>>7674205
That's a big coffee.

[Anonymous No.7679559]

>>7679548
You type little and say even less. I'm married, my spouse likes most of those films and also likes some I don't. We are not anime nerds, I'm mostly into literature, we watch films more often than anime.

What do you get out of being so pridefully dismissive of something you know nothing about? Is it masochistic, do you project to fill a void in yourself? You're not exhibiting healthy behavior.

[Anonymous No.7679560]

>>7679554
Thanks for (You). Now subscribe to my trip and we'll have fun times faggot.

[Anonymous No.7679563]

>>7679559
>>7679560
Why are weebs so angry?

[Anonymous No.7679564]

>>7679554
>someone posts anime on an anime site
Call the e-police!

The thread was on topic until you got triggered like an SJW cuck. If you can't handle seeing anime go to reddit. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.7679568]

>>7679563
Thanks for the (You) again. Also keep replying and not contributing to the thread.

I'm still finding answers for this. >>7679392

[Anonymous No.7679578]

>>7679564
Maybe if you use some more buzzwords people will think you fit in.
>>7679568
>desperate weeaboo tries to use reverse psychology so his fee fees don't get hurt any more
kek

[Anonymous No.7679585]

>>7679578
Thanks for the (You) again. Please give me another one. Still finding answers on how I should make my coffee and replacing my shit machine for a better replacement.

[Anonymous No.7679592]

>>7679585
Your reverse psychology doesn't work on me. : ^ )

[Anonymous No.7679594]

This is a coffee thread.

[Anonymous No.7679598]

>>7679592
What are you trying to accomplish? It's clear your opinion isn't open to change, and similarly you aren't going to change anyone else's mind. You're only serving to derail what would have been a productive thread were you not here.

[Anonymous No.7679609]

>>7679598
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.7679623]

>>7679609
Is that what you want? There's no reason to lash out and purposefully destroy a conversation unless you were yourself upset somehow. I'm guessing you're depressed and seething with self-hatred, right?

[Anonymous No.7679628]

>>7679623
>weeb realizes his reverse psychology doesn't work, tries to use the armchair variety
kek, this just keeps getting better

[Anonymous No.7679642]

>>7679628
I'm a different poster than the reverse psychology one. You saying I'm upset is as much armchair as what I'm saying. We'll never know the other participant's emotional state. If you really are full of depression, anger, and self-loathing, I really urge you to cease your behavior and perhaps consider meditation, therapy, or if it comes down to it, medication. You might think you're making people upset, and you might even be deluding yourself into thinking making others upset is 'positive' for you, but what you're really doing is making people who wanted to discuss coffee vaguely annoyed. I mean, look at this. I'm one of two people responding to you, I'm calm, they may be upset, but mostly no one cares. You are experiencing a much bigger emotional reality than the multiple people you're annoying or turning away. And although I'm sure you'll look at me typing a lot as a 'victory,' assured that I'm upset, I want you to know that the reality, though you may cynically disbelieve it, is that there are people in the world who truly care for you and want to communicate what they can to you so that you can become a better person and stop harming yourself mentally. I truly love you as a person, anon, I feel for your faults, and I hope you can become well if you are in fact hurting.

[Anonymous No.7679651]

>>7679642
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.7679655]

>>7679246
No, but they laughed at my $350 Giant bike

[Anonymous No.7679695]

>>7679655
Maybe you should have bought a real bike.

[Anonymous No.7679702]

Anons please post your coffee machines
I need some inspo

[Anonymous No.7679708]

>>7679655
>$350

Pft. pfpfpfpt. Walmart or kmart?

I love that you actually responded to the guy to correct him. Oh. 350. His bad. Totally great quality bike.

Mine retails 1700 and is worth more than my car. And I have a low end bike.

[Anonymous No.7679718]

>>7679708
kek, bikefags are retarded. imagine all of the booze or drugs or video games or good food or travel you could buy with the money you've wasted on two wheel and a chain

[Anonymous No.7679728]

>>7679718
>booze
>drugs
>video games
>good food

Spotted the fatty.
Keep riding your "bike", I'm sure it'll last you a few uses before the wheel bearings shatter.

[Anonymous No.7679756]

>>7679718
>wasted on two wheel and a chain

>pleasurable and healthy mode of transport which will last me 20 years
>love taking it on trails
>easily get over 25 mph
>can also resell it if I wanted
>vidya
>booze
>drugs
>not wastes
>calling other people retarded when your biggest pleasure in life is yelling at twelve year olds on cawlofduudy while shoving doritos and dew in your face high on devil's lettuce

[Anonymous No.7679762]

>>7679756
>all video games are COD
>all drugs are weed
you're stupid.

also, a cheap mountain bike is just as acceptable as an expensive one. there's nothing wrong with riding your bike; I love a nice summertime bike ride. What's fucking retarded is spending thousands of dollars on a fucking bicycle.

[Anonymous No.7680228]

>>7679762

>there's nothing wrong with video games
>I enjoy miniature flash games on my iphone
>what's fucking retarded is spending thousands of dollars on consoles and games and controllers for some fucking vidya

That is how retarded you sound.

Also, my bike makes my ass look fine. Your gayming makes your front side into a second 4xl fupa style ass.

[Anonymous No.7680415]

>>7676001
I feel like folgers is the PBR of coffee and I feel conflicted every time I drink it

[Anonymous No.7680428]

Is this the beginning of neo-/ck/? Is reddit officially here? I never thought I'd see the day posters derail threads by complaining about anime on this board.

[Anonymous No.7680474]

>>7680228
Here's the difference: a phone can't play the same games as my PC, but a cheap bike will get you to the same places as an expensive one

[Anonymous No.7680498]

>>7680428
been here for 9 years, hated weebs and anime since day 1

also, /ck/ has been utter shit since I started coming here in 2010

[Anonymous No.7680779]

>>7680498
are you telling me that despite apparently hating anime, you've been willingly browsing a weeaboo website for 9 years of your life? how much of a retard are you?

[Anonymous No.7680807]

>>7674205
For my quick at-home shitty brewer, I use Chock Full O' Nuts. By far my favorite of grocery-brand coffee.

[Anonymous No.7680811]

>>7680779
There are dedicated weeb boards. Most of the discussion is about non-weeb shit.

[Anonymous No.7680813]

>>7680779
Not him but I like browsing 4Chins but also I absolutely detest animu and the Japanese in general.

[Anonymous No.7681179]

Just got into coffee, can people post their setups or their favorite mug? This is what I have atm

[Anonymous No.7682776]

>>7681179
My countertop doesn't show up well in pictures and there's a shitton of hard water buildup on my french press, so I won't bother.

[Anonymous No.7682801]

Well nothing right now but I did have some coffee this morning with breakfast

[Anonymous No.7682808]

Antigua.

I go through like a litre of this stuff a day.

[Anonymous No.7682815]

>>7681179
>I drink mostly kcups even though it think it tastes like crap because I'm lazy also: fuck the environment

[Anonymous No.7682821]

I had a cup of this a couple of weeks ago and felt like I was going to die.

[Anonymous No.7682830]

>>7682821
>Robusta
>Says to use 2.5 x the grounds for a standard cups of coffee

Shady

[Anonymous No.7682836]

V60 with a Tazania Mara Tarime.

Got really fruity notes (watermelon, cherry) with some deep chocolate finish.

>technique

I use a ratio of 1g coffee to 16.6 g water. I usually go basically 18g coffee to 300g water (give or take).

Then I start my pour, 50g for the initial 30 second bloom, and then agitate with a spoon like Matt Perger. Then I do another 50g pour to 100g. Finally I finish with a continuous 200g pour to get to 300. At the end of my pour I again agitate with a spoon, but this time I slowly spin the water and then tap my v60 to settle the grounds. If you get it correctly, there should be a slight but even dome on your grounds. This should all happen within 3 min 10 secs or so as your target, so grind your coffee accordingly (I try shooting for sand like, but a little coarser). After the pour I cool my coffee in my decanter by swirling and pulling the pour (like pulled tea) into my mug.

Ultimate comfy morning

Website for my local roaster:

https://slowtraincoffee.com/coffeeshop/

[Anonymous No.7682838]

>>7682821

>660mg of caffeine per serving

[Anonymous No.7682864]

>>7682838

>660mg of caffeine per 12 oz serving

is that even legal?

[Anonymous No.7682955]

>tfw the need to be caffeinated is so great that I just eat the beans and down them with water

help me

[Anonymous No.7682995]

>>7679497
From what I remember he's talking about planes or something . This is an ironic joke that started on /a/, to bait dumbasses such as yourself into posting it seriously.
Similar to the term weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.7683037]

>>7682955

>eating coffee beans whole

How does that taste? Sounds like it might be good.

[Anonymous No.7683247]

>>7681179
Not pictured:
Kalita Wave 185; V60-02 + 01; Kinto 300ml slow coffee; Chemex; French press; Woodneck; Aeropress; bonmac dripper; Lido 2; Monarch methods 320ml copper pouring kettle; Bonavita Temp control gooseneck kettle

[Anonymous No.7683878]

>>7683247
How much did all that cost?

[Anonymous No.7684927]

>>7677964
you know there is a huge hipster barista culture that generates all these 'specialty' coffee brands. That's probably the source of the pretentiousness

[Anonymous No.7684938]

>>7680428
you're at least a year late in realizing

[Anonymous No.7684957]

>128 posts
>no CAWFEE
Smh

[Anonymous No.7684969]

starbucks french roast with a couple ice cubes is my favorite. I can't stand weak coffee

[Anonymous No.7684975]

>>7683037
Straight? Ok.

If they're coated in chocolate they're fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.7684985]

French Press (black)
Drip Brew (milk if iced)
Turkish rarely
Instant if in a rush


Never really fell into the whole culture behind coffee. Maybe I don't have tastebuds or a soul but the taste differences are too subtle in my opinion to treat coffee on the level of a pretentious connoisseur.

I have found preparation style to be the most important factor in taste and not necessarily the bean. I'm not saying shit brands don't exist.

Anyone here ever try siphon style preparation? Any opinions?

[Anonymous No.7685126]

>>7683878
~1500

[Anonymous No.7685220]

Not even shitting, i for some reason cant get enough of starbuck's caramel frappuccino with extra extra extra extra (that's four) caramel. But i also drink mocha with cookies and cream creamer sometimes

[Anonymous No.7685656]

>>7685126
How the hell? The EK alone is another thousand more than that.

[Anonymous No.7685657]

Instant coffee. Basically is the best type of coffee for you anyways. Low caffine content...yeah sorry you gunna actually have to sleep 8 hours...also instant coffee doesnt have (and it forget the actual name) a fatty oil that reg coffee does.

[Anonymous No.7685658]

Starbucks French Roast from my Technivorm.

[Anonymous No.7685674]

Folgers.

[Anonymous No.7685689]

>>7685674
oh god please wash your mug

[Anonymous No.7685692]

>>7685689

It's called seasoning senpai. I bet you also wash your cast iron pan

[Anonymous No.7685704]

>>7685692
don't own one, i spend all of my NEETbux on artisanal locally roasted coffee

[Anonymous No.7685741]

>>7674919
This.

[Anonymous No.7685747]

>>7674205

[Anonymous No.7685754]

alternate between moka pot and french press. just buy whatever coffee's on sale. what's the cheapest coffee that's not terrible?

[Anonymous No.7685755]

Coffee with splash of half and half

[Anonymous No.7685756]

>>7685754
Whatever your local bean guy just roasted

[Anonymous No.7685757]

Aeropress, first brew this morning. I always brew inverted 13g/200g to ballpark the flavour and adjust from there.

[Anonymous No.7685758]

>>7685756
where do i find a local bean guy? i live in florida.

[Anonymous No.7685771]

>>7685758

[Anonymous No.7685788]

>>7674205
When I get to work I'm putting Kona in the Senseo machine and rocking out.

[Anonymous No.7685792]

Cowfee

[Anonymous No.7685797]

>>7685757
I fucking hate you
I'm a weab and all I want in life is to live in japan.

Hope your coffee was good tho

[Anonymous No.7685807]

>>7680811
>There are dedicated weeb boards
This is a dedicated weeb website.

[Anonymous No.7685812]

Belgian filter coffee mixed with tea

It's bitter

[Anonymous No.7685819]

>>7685792
Gween tee

[Anonymous No.7685827]

>>7685807

[Anonymous No.7685883]

where my baristas at

[Anonymous No.7685906]

>>7674205
Black tea

[Anonymous No.7685914]

>>7685883

Probably on reddit #feelthebern

[Anonymous No.7685939]

>>7679708

Fucking cyclists

>cycling in the road
>going 5 mph
>slowing down traffic
>when there's a perfectly good sidewalk


Internal combustion master race kys

[Anonymous No.7685945]

>>7680474

Fucking rekt

[Anonymous No.7686021]

>>7674205
I like pic related. Anything better either costs a shitload or is hard to find.

[Anonymous No.7686174]

>>7679762
Please don't go on any serious mountain biking trails with a cheap bike. There are very high stresses involved on parts when you're going off large drops on to rock, and you might very well get yourself seriously injured or killed if your shocks can't handle the momentum of a 15 foot drop.

[Anonymous No.7686288]

>>7686174
Seen it happen, bike will literally fall apart under you and you go slamming face first into the ground, a rock or down a hill.

[Anonymous No.7686691]

>>7685756
are local roasts really cheaper? I always assumed they were way more expensive as they always brand themselves as specialty

[Anonymous No.7686707]

>>7685827
>created by copying a Japanese website
>Most boards it started with were anime/Japanese culture oriented
>anime reaction images are used in every board
You are dead wrong, friendo.

[Anonymous No.7686760]

instant black iced coffee

idk why, had it for years.

[Anonymous No.7686924]

Large Tim Horton's coffee (two cream, two sugars - as per usual).

[Anonymous No.7688348]

Bamp

[Anonymous No.7689378]

>>7674205
I drink warm tapwater oversaturated with shitty Mexican instant coffee every morning. I wish I had time to actually enjoy coffee.

[Anonymous No.7690384]

A dark roast from a kuereg machine because I'm a tosser.

[Anonymous No.7691843]

>>7679392
I wouldn't get into espresso unless you're filthy rich and can afford putting down the money for at least a gaggia classic or a silvia, a good grinder like the virtuoso, and good coffee.

>>7679474
Dark chocolate, nuts, donuts, crumb cakes.

[Anonymous No.7691868]

>>7679515
Shit

>>7680415
The PBR of coffee is cafe bustelo. People will swear up and down that it is good, but it tastes like a 50 year old obese gym instructor's skin between his thigh and his ballsack. It's just cheap as fuck. Folgers is like bud light.

>>7681179
3-cup Bodum Chambord
Glass V60
Chinese-made generic Moka pot that needs replacing
Baratza Encore
Bonavita variable-temp gooseneck kettle

I'd post a pic but literally nothing to take it with.

[Anonymous No.7691894]

>>7685812
kys

>>7685754
>you will never have a sexy bialleti french press

>>7682821
meme

>>7686021
Illy is overpriced, maybe it's cheaper in Italy. It tastes good sure, but you can get much better coffee buying fresh beans from a local roaster or off Happy Mug for the same or lower price. I hope you're not buying it preground either.

[Anonymous No.7691913]

>>7679414
what show is that gif from?

[Anonymous No.7692301]

How can people stand to eat before or with their coffee? It ruins the flavor of black coffee

[Anonymous No.7692336]

>>7679474

lemonpie.

[Anonymous No.7692348]

I have had like for forever the same old moka pot.

Whats the logical evolution from that?

[Anonymous No.7692387]

Pic related: This is my coffee machine, it costs around $5,000.

I usually get my beans from Trader Joes, and drink plain black coffee.

[Anonymous No.7693163]

I just found a small packet of ground Cuban coffee in the back of a drawer, it's been there for at least two years, how disgusting would it be to drink it? It's either that or cheap instant

[Anonymous No.7693186]

>>7693163
>I just found a small packet of ground Cuban coffee in the back of a drawer, it's been there for at least two years, how disgusting would it be to drink it? It's either that or cheap instant
1 year is the norm on coffee expiration dates. It won't kill you, and probably palatable at the concentrated dark roast that it is when prepared as a little cafecito with copious amounts of sugar. But, since it's probably worth about $2.50, why not just replace it?

[Anonymous No.7693199]

all coffee tastes the same

you pay for packaging like wine

inb4 you can taste the difference, fuck off placebo fags


i drink pretty much any half decent brand black with whipped cream as sweetener if it's avaliable

[Anonymous No.7693205]

>>7693199

>i put sugar butter in my coffee
>it all tastes the same

[Anonymous No.7693226]

>>7679176
This.

This.

[Anonymous No.7693251]

>>7677964
There are people who order the executive blend at Starbucks or whatever and go around saying how they "love coffee!!" and how they're "total coffee experts". This can get annoying if you've actually spent time researching coffee and practicing your brewing and so on. I swear to god, I once mentioned something about my beans getting old, and this dunning-kreuger type smugly told me I needed to keep them in an airtight container (of course i already did)

[Anonymous No.7693273]

Dry processing is the best

[Anonymous No.7693336]

>>7679515
The only thing that coffee is good for is the can that it comes in.

[Anonymous No.7693516]

bump shitty useless thread to prolong pointless banter

>still waiting on people to post their fucking machines
>oh wait
>everyone uses a french press or a mocca thing (which is cool)
>*sigh*

[Anonymous No.7693523]

>>7693251
>dunning-kreuger
just realized this sounds like a fancy ass euroshit coffee machine

[Anonymous No.7693542]

actually, a more specific question:

does anyone own a Melitta machine (or maybe had one in the past)? if so, care to share some thoughts about it?

[Anonymous No.7693555]

>>7674205

This with a shit ton of sugar. It's pretty good

[Anonymous No.7693629]

>>7685939

First of all I'm taking the bait. You're not supposed to bike on the sidewalk. It's a sideWALK not a sideBIKE. The bumps between the cement from tree roots, the sudden changes or starts and stops of sidewalk path, and the curbs at either end of the block are three good reasons. It's also meant for PEDESTRIANS going 3 mph, not bikes going 20+. It's also more dangerous crossing roads from the sidewalk point. It's also ILLEGAL TO BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT. Learn the fucking law.

I regularly get 25+ mph on my road bike (ROAD BIKE, EVEN IN THE NAME, ROAD. R-O-A-D.)

[Anonymous No.7693641]

>>7677964
>someone said they don't like my greasy charcoal
Must be buzzwords!

[Anonymous No.7693655]

>>7677964
>What is it about coffee that attracts this unique sort of autistic pretentiousness? Is it possibly a side effect of caffeine addiction?
Because coffee is a complex beverage and not the same as the mass-produced Taco Bell shit that fills that fat void in your pathetically empty virginal life?

[Anonymous No.7693662]

>>7693655

>beans + water
>complex

[Anonymous No.7693673]

>>7693662
>I don't know anything about botany, agriculture, chemistry, etc.

Yes, we know.

[Anonymous No.7693684]

>>7693673

>i know a lot about botany, agriculture, chemistry, etc
>you can tell by my expensive coffee machine that i am very smart

[Anonymous No.7693832]

>>7693673

> I am a smug liberal that is attending a Bernie rally later.

> Bernie will get me free rent and education because I spent all my money on Chinese made overpriced coffee items.

> tfw beard won't grow and I have to paste pube shavings onto my cheeks to pick up hipster cuties

[Anonymous No.7695065]

The glass on my French press finally cracked after 4 years. Apparently this is a common issue.

What is a good brewing method that won't take a huge chunk out of my paycheck to replace it with? I don't mind too much cleaning up after, but I don't want it costing like $70 or something ridiculous like that.

Or should I just stick with the French press and get another? $20 every 4 years isn't too bad I guess...

[Anonymous No.7695154]

Why do I always get craving for coffee right before I have to go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.7695583]

>>7695154
I drink coffee anyway, the warmth just makes me more sleepy after 10pm.

[Anonymous No.7695608]

>>7695065
I'd say try a Chemex or aeropress.

I've used my aeropress almost daily for over 8 years and it was like $30.

I got a 6 cup chemex that I use when I want to make more than a cup at a time and I think I paid around $40 for it.

[Anonymous No.7695648]

>>7695154
That is gramatically incorrect.

[Anonymous No.7695682]

>>7674205
Nespresso, Darkhan.

[Anonymous No.7695717]

>>7695608
I'll go for the Chemex, perhaps. I'm making for more than one person, plus I like to have another mug. Or 3.

Has anyone used/uses one?

[Anonymous No.7696168]

The only coffee I have ever tasted has been overroasted, poorly-brewed shit, and it tasted like death and bitterness. I want to like coffee, but I want to start right. I was planning on getting an aeropress, but I don't know where to start with beans. Order online? Or go with untested local stuff?

[Anonymous No.7696250]

>>7685674

nice

[Anonymous No.7696624]

nescafe original instant with fat-free milk, like almost always

[Anonymous No.7696648]

>>7695648
Your sure about that?

[Anonymous No.7696650]

>>7696624
Yeah, same most mornings.

[Anonymous No.7697412]

>>7674205
Just had a cup of starbucks morning blend from the keurig.

[Anonymous No.7697616]

Just ran out. About to head out to Starbucks to pick something up

Hopefully they arent still pushing Sulawesi. I've never had such a boring cup before that shit

[Anonymous No.7697620]

cowfee

[Anonymous No.7697633]

>>7696624
I sometimes crave Instant over grounds

Well instant cappuchino I guess. Maxwell House and Hill Bros is all I need some days

[Anonymous No.7697887]

Medium roasted Peruvian origin.

Gonna grind some and make some moka pot.

[Anonymous No.7697950]

>>7678534

If everyone had this sort of attitude towards most things we'd all be better off

[Anonymous No.7698085]

>>7696168

[Anonymous No.7698114]

>>7696168
>>7698085
>Order online? Or go with untested local stuff?

Both.

Buy in small amounts (e.g. half-pounds) as a means of testing, then order what you like by the pound.

[Anonymous No.7698158]

My sister started working at starbucks and it turns out they have 16 coffee roasts and out of that 16 they have 3 on drip brew all the time. if you request one of the others they will grind the coffee beans and do a pour over for you, never knew about this. i think its worth trying out

[Anonymous No.7698233]

>>7691843
Maybe I should get the Baratza Encore instead of the Virtuoso. Since 220 seems a bit much for grinding. What are the Pros of the Virtuoso over the Encore?
And also Gaggia and Silvia are a bit over my price range. Something around $200 or less.

[Anonymous No.7698288]

>>7698233
>What are the Pros of the Virtuoso over the Encore?

http://www.letsgrindsomecoffee.com/baratza-encore-vs-virtuoso/

Essentially: virtuoso has a chrome finish, a 60 second timer, and higher quality burrs.

It might be possible to install a virtuoso's burrs (which can be bought separate) into an encore though. You should be able to find an upgrade guide on a coffee forum.

[Anonymous No.7698385]

>>7698233
I've figured out a good setup for me to use.

Setup:
Chemex or Hario V60
Baratza Encore
Hario Coffee Drip Scale/Timer
Hario V60 Buono
SterlingPro French Coffee Press

This is going to be cheaper in the long run, but less convenient. Which is fine.

I can put the Buono on a stove top without burning it correct?

Need the French Press for Foaming Milk.

And now I think I'm satisfied with my choices. For set for the differences of a Chemex and the V60.

[Anonymous No.7698995]

>>7698233
The encore isn't quite consistent enough for traditional espresso. It might go fine enough but no guarantees. It can do pressurized-portafilter espresso but you'll have limitation on how good of a shot you can pull. Anyway, it's always worth it to save on a good grinder because if you ever want to upgrade your espresso game, you'd already have a suitable grinder. You can't really get a good espresso machine lower than $200 besides getting really lucky in a thrift shop or craigslist. <$200 machines are mostly fake espresso machines that are basically moka pots with panarello steam wands.

[Anonymous No.7699015]

>>7698995
why?
what makes the >$200 better?

[Anonymous No.7699016]

>>7674205

ze Germans never disappoint

[Anonymous No.7699145]

>tfw working at a reserve store Starbucks so we get beans that most other stores don't and they taste amazing 9/10 times compared to the regular ones we always carry
Feels pretty good desu currently enjoying coffee from Tanzania and it's a lighter roast

[Anonymous No.7699186]

I drink Wilkins Instant Coffee, don't you?

[Anonymous No.7699187]

>>7699015
What makes grinders more expensive is how consistent they can do espresso-fine and french press-coarse.

[Anonymous No.7699227]

>>7699187
I thought you were referring to the coffee machines, not grinders

[Anonymous No.7699245]

What is the best-tasting sweetest coffee you have ever had?

[Anonymous No.7699916]

>>7699245
Coffee isn't supposed to be sweet, i'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.7699932]

>milk
>ice
>sugar
>instant coffee

Coffee flavored milk is choice.

[Anonymous No.7699942]

>>7699245
New Orleans style from Red Band is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.7699998]

>>7699916

coffee is not supposed to be sweet per se but its not supposed to be bitter either
a certain level of acidity actually is fine though

[Anonymous No.7700022]

Just used my french press to get me through the rest of this project a client needs. Might actually have me jazzed for longer than I want to stay up.

[Anonymous No.7700843]

>>7699245
>>7699916
I drink solely black when I make it myself, but next time you eat vietnamese food, get a coffee (hot or iced) with condensed milk

[Anonymous No.7700880]

>drink coffee
>teeth getting stained
>turns out coffee combined acid with staining compounds
>switch to tea
>teeth get stained EVEN WORSE
>turns out tannin is some kind of super stain accelerator compound
>try yerba mate
>turns out that even though it doesn't have aid or tannin it still stains teeth
>the only way to not stain your teeth is to drink through a straw and then wash your mouth out with soap and water after every cup

[Anonymous No.7700945]

>>7700880
>yerba mate
lol

[Anonymous No.7700967]

>>7700945

I'm just glad I didn't spend money on one of the fucking special cups and metal straws before I tried it. It's actually not that bad, tastes like green tea but without the bitterness.

But I LIKE the bitterness of tea and coffee.

[Anonymous No.7700995]

>>7674223
How much was the card worth?