/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7636167]

Fun fact: Four out of every Five restaurants fail in America.

[Anonymous No.7636169]

In the first year? Or just at some point?

It's called the free market, and most people starting restaurants have no clue what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.7636171]

curly fries master race reporting

[Anonymous No.7636193]

Fun fact: five out of every five people die in America.

[Anonymous No.7636196]

>>7636193
Fun fact: you're a literal faggot

[Anonymous No.7636197]

>>7636193

> citation needed...

[Anonymous No.7636310]

>>7636167
Crinkle cut, the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.7636325]

>>7636167

Which on of those is closer to Steak n Shake fries, French or Shoestring? Shoestring looks thinnger but it could just be further away.

[Anonymous No.7636335]

>>7636325
They're in between.

[Anonymous No.7636341]

>>7636310
Crinkle cut is the most plebian variety of fry out there.

[Anonymous No.7636377]

>>7636167
>fries
They're called chips you seppo cunt.

[Anonymous No.7636382]

>>7636341
Fuck off and kill yourself you tasteless faggot

[Anonymous No.7636385]

>>7636382
Shut up and go drown your virgin ass in fat, fatso

[Anonymous No.7636388]

>>7636385
I'll kill you with a potato slicer and shit in your urn, come at me fggt

[Anonymous No.7636389]

>>7636325
shoe string

>>7636377
>chips
don't be mad because your country hasn't been relevant for the past 100 years

[Anonymous No.7636390]

>>7636167

Fun fact: One shitpost sets off a wave of four counter-shitposts. No wonder moot left.

[Anonymous No.7636393]

>>7636389
At least we're still above 90% white :^)

[Anonymous No.7636395]

>>7636393
I doubt that heavily anon

[Anonymous No.7636397]

>>7636393
Not for long

[Anonymous No.7636401]

>>7636395
>>7636397
It's okay guys, Tony stopped the boats. They never even set foot on our land.

[Anonymous No.7636426]

>>7636167
>French fries
Sure
>Steak cut fries
It's shit
>Curly fries
Yes, please
>Crinkle cut
Also shit
>Waffle fries
Fucking amazing
>Potato wedges
Tend to be good, best if seasoned
>Shoestring
Why the fuck does this even exist?
>Sweet potato
You're scaring me
>Home fries
Sure

Also, the food in about 9999/10000 American restaurants is completely inedible.

[Anonymous No.7636436]

>>7636388
*teleports behind you*

Didn't expect that, eh?

*katana stab*

psshhhhh

nothing personal, kid

[Anonymous No.7636441]

>>7636436
*It's a hologram*

[Anonymous No.7636446]

>>7636310
my nigga

[Anonymous No.7636452]

>>7636426
>Waffle fries
>Fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.7636454]

>>7636426
Steak fries are the shittiest dodge in the restaurant business. Make some goddamn fries, or make a baked potato. None of this half-assed shit.

[Anonymous No.7636456]

>>7636167
how come curly fries and waffle fries are always seasoned?

and if anyone knows, what kind of seasoning do they put on them?

[Anonymous No.7636458]

let's rank these in order:
>curly fries/waffle fries
>sweet potato fries
>home fries
>potato wedges
>french fries
>steak cut fries
>crinkle cut fries
>shoestring fries

[Anonymous No.7636577]

>>7636193
>tfw you live in a country where no one dies
>ever
>tfw having thanksgiving dinner with your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather

[Anonymous No.7636793]

>>7636310
Crinkle cut a shit

[Anonymous No.7636831]

Homefries a best.
Sweetpotato a worst.
Shoestring a fuck?

[Anonymous No.7636838]

>>7636193
Don't be ridiculous.

Plenty of people die outside of America.

[Anonymous No.7636859]

Can we all just agree that crinkle cut fries are the lowest dogshit tier of fries?

[Anonymous No.7636869]

>>7636859
They're the fries of the poor.

[Anonymous No.7636897]

i like shoestring, curly, and waffle

[Anonymous No.7636910]

>>7636869
They aren't cheaper than regular fries.

[Anonymous No.7636912]

>>7636910
They're what poor people bake at home on hamburger night.

[Anonymous No.7636914]

>>7636193

I'm not dead so I'm living proof you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.7636921]

>>7636897
nice blog post

[Anonymous No.7636924]

>>7636912
How do you know? Also who cares?

[Anonymous No.7636925]

>>7636831
>sweet potato fries
>worst

you have the taste of a plebian

sweet potatoes are 3rd place after curly and waffle fries

[Anonymous No.7636992]

>>7636921
i also don't like you

[Anonymous No.7637866]

>all these massive plebians that hate on crinkle-cut
Let's see what you think is "good":
>waffle fries
It's a fucking potato chip with holes.
>steak fries and wedges
Can you give me any LESS surface area?
>home fries
LITERALLY cubed potatoes
>curly fries
The only other viable contender

Seriously, crinkle-cut is god tier. Shit's sturdy as fuck, easy to hold onto, and big enough to get a crispy exterior while still having the fluffy interior. You can't get a better fry.

[Anonymous No.7638124]

>>7636167
>Good
French Fries
Curly Fries
Waffle Fries
Shoestring Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Home Fries (though shouldn't be in the picture)

>Bad
Steak Cut Fries
Crinkle Cut Fries
Potato Wedges

[Anonymous No.7638152]

>Elder god Tier
Waffle fries
Curly Fries

>Average tier
French fries
SP fries

>I really just want a hot potato tier
Steak Cut
Wedges

>Breakfast Tier
Home Fries

>Where did all the grease go tier
Crinkle
Shoestring

[Anonymous No.7638159]

>>7638152

[Anonymous No.7638160]

>>7636167
Potato Wedges = Sweet Potato Fries > Curly Fries > Home Fries > Shoestring Fries > Waffle Fries > French Fries >>>>>>>> Steak Fires

[Anonymous No.7638177]

>>7636859
Yes along with steak fries. Both are usually tasteless silos of baked potato. It should be against the law to even call them "fries" (truth in advertising).

[Anonymous No.7638308]

>>7636167