/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:11:51 2016 No.7614358 [Reply] [Original]

>have Chinese gf
>one of her friends is a chef
>all that hotpot
>all those dumplings
>basically bring him any ingredient and he makes something delicious
>pic related

Picked up 6 pounds of live crab for $20. FUCK YEAH.

Why haven't you integrated yourself in to the local asian culture. Those fuckers love food more than anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:22:20 2016 No.7614384 >>7614358 >one of her """" friends"""'

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:24:30 2016 No.7614387 Top cuck Is this the new "my wifes son"?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:26:05 2016 No.7614391

>>7614358

Heck yeah, OP. I made friends with this old Chinese lady who owns the local Azn market. She's been teaching me all kinds of cooking tips; inviting me into their restaurant kitchen to share food & teach, etc. It's awesome. I guess she's surprised to see a white boy buying chicken feet, pork blood, etc.

And don't limit yourself to Asian. There's plenty of other cultures who can teach you a lot of awesome cooking stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:29:45 2016 No.7614403 >>7614384 >>7614387 He has a wife, you dumb cuckposters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:31:12 2016 No.7614410 >>7614403 And? Its traditional Chinese practice to keep a concubine if you have enough to money

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:32:15 2016 No.7614413 >>7614410 He doesn't, though. On both accounts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:32:56 2016 No.7614415 >>7614410 >Its traditional Chinese practice to keep a concubine No it isn't, fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:38:03 2016 No.7614436 >>7614403 > implying asians dont have affairs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:40:27 2016 No.7614445 File: 3.12 MB, 4608x2592, tmp_18223-20160427_163938-1529169739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614436 My gf wanted you guys to have this photo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:52:26 2016 No.7614472 File: 3.06 MB, 1920x1080, tmp_22389-Screenshot_2016-04-27-16-52-01-1529169739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Progression of the crab. hhhnnngghh

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:55:45 2016 No.7614479 >>7614445 Judging by that ring your "girlfriend" is clearly married.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:57:45 2016 No.7614483

>>7614415
uhh yeah it is. Wealthy land owning Chinese would almost always have as many concubines as they could afford which was usually one or two. They would help their wife out with house hold tasks such as spinning and weaving silk or other handicrafts as well as raising children

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:58:19 2016 No.7614485 >>7614445 Yeah, shes definitely guilty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 10:58:32 2016 No.7614486 >>7614479 HAAAAAAAAAA! Gook Fantasist BTFO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:01:00 2016 No.7614494 >>7614479 that ring that is clearly on the middle finger? you are as blind as a bat, and as dumb as your mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:02:11 2016 No.7614498 File: 16 KB, 450x349, Louis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614479 You think he took a pic of his sister or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:02:35 2016 No.7614501 Her "friend" is probably leaving the nuts hanging out each time she tells you she is leaving for "cooking" lessons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:05:16 2016 No.7614505 >>7614445 Look at the size of that hand, obviously transgender.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:05:40 2016 No.7614506 >>7614505 Ladyboy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:09:37 2016 No.7614515 File: 3.83 MB, 4608x2592, tmp_24951-20160427_165603-1376487564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to feast!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:11:33 2016 No.7614517 >>7614384 >>7614387 You fags wouldn't whore out your gf for free food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:16:22 2016 No.7614533 >>7614515 Who's eating the chips and chicken nuggets and why aren't they sitting at the kids table alone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:18:54 2016 No.7614543 >>7614533 Actually we are. It's nice with something savory to go with the dumplings. >>7614517 Gf agrees.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:25:35 2016 No.7614566 >>7614445 What's wrong with her thumb? Cripes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:28:09 2016 No.7614579 What's with the cucking trend in /ck/? Why would anyone do this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:28:36 2016 No.7614581 File: 3.39 MB, 4608x2592, tmp_27909-20160427_172655-1376487564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT THAT'S FUCKING JUICY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:28:55 2016 No.7614585 >>7614506 Does it matter? >>7614543 Explain the wedding ring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:32:31 2016 No.7614597 >>7614585 It's on the middle finger, not ring finger. And it's far from a wedding ring. Our wedding ring will be handcrafted by me from gold I will extract from the earth somewhere in Yukon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:33:35 2016 No.7614598 >>7614597 >I will extract from the earth somewhere in Yukon. You sound more cuck'd than OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:36:09 2016 No.7614608 >>7614598 I AM OP, you flying mongrel. And explain how it's cuck to craft something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:37:18 2016 No.7614617 >>7614608 He wants you to pay 2k to the diamond jew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:38:20 2016 No.7614622 >>7614608 Because crafting makes you cuck? That's two strikes >'Friend' who cooks >Crafting

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:39:31 2016 No.7614628 >>7614617 >Paying for diamond ring Mining and Blacksmithing are the newage reddit tier interests

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:40:37 2016 No.7614634 >>7614622 The burly old guys over at /diy/ would like a word with you, son. Also, you're on the COOKING board. Of all places to call someone a cuck for crafting something, it's here?

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:43:30 2016 No.7614643

>>7614634
>burly old guys

You mean the young guys who pretend that they are old? Blacksmithing/Mining has been ruined by the reddit culture

Every bearded guy wants to be a blacksmith and listen to shitty metal

>cuck for crafting something

Food is a necessity but being cuck'd into making rings and gf ''''friends''''

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:45:05 2016 No.7614646 >>7614643 You are a disillusioned idiot if you believe that. Go get laid. Sounds like you need some love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 11:48:02 2016 No.7614653 >>7614646 >so jealous and confidence barren that he doesn't even want his gf to have male friends I don't think he can get laid anon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:17:24 2016 No.7615608

>>7614483
keyword: would
In the modern world, it's flipped in that Chinese women hold as many cucks as they desire due to the fact that there are now almost 2 Chinese men for every 1 Chinese women, and statistically not many of those women are attractive enough to be desirable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:29:39 2016 No.7615630 >>7614358 there are literally like 2 chinese people that live in my town

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:39:17 2016 No.7615658

>>7614384
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man, " she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for it
This is what I'm goin' sing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:41:54 2016 No.7615664 >>7615608 >marry white girl >Parents flip out >Only child that is not divorced, didn't have some bullshit cheating shit going on Sorry but white is right

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 17:50:36 2016 No.7615689

>>7614643
I know you're trolling but how the fuck do people think this? In the past 5 years I've lived in Miami, NYC, LA and Portland, and Portland was the only place that was remotely like this. But it's okay since their craftsmanship is shitty and they usually go out of business within 6-8 months. I can't think of anything more futile than being mad that a business that's gonna be inevitably shut down. It's like being mad at ineptness, you'd rather that these hipsters were great craftsman, so then you'd be socially allowed to accept their faggy music and dyed beards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:17:51 2016 No.7615794 >>7614445 Post feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:20:24 2016 No.7615811 >>7614358 Looks good OP. Save me some leftovers.

Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:26:54 2016 No.7615834

>>7614643
>Mining has been ruined by the reddit culture
You need to get out of the 4chan bubble and take a look around the real world for a while, blacksmithing I can find somewhat understandable even if I don't agree, if you are using reddit as a byword for 'an increase in popularity and image which I don't like', but "mining has been ruined by the reddit culture" is some of the highest grade 4chan mouthbreathing autism that I have seen. What do you even mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:36:53 2016 No.7615869 >>7614445 She's a big girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 18:41:06 2016 No.7615882 File: 112 KB, 250x250, 84576352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7615869 FOR YOU O R Y O U

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:02:40 2016 No.7616253 >>7614515 fuck me I want all those dumplings

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 27 21:15:56 2016 No.7616306 File: 84 KB, 731x420, 1364597628910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614445 Right back at you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:11:44 2016 No.7617554 >>7614515 dude who the fuck eats crabs with dumplings with fries and tendies with ketchup

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:21:16 2016 No.7617565 which faggot country are you from OP?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:39:38 2016 No.7617576 >>7617554 an adult who wants to eat crabs with dumplings with fries and tendies with ketchup and has the means to do so

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:40:37 2016 No.7617577 >>7614515 holy shit eat some vege you fucks.

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 07:43:06 2016 No.7617578

>>7614628
>>liking a skill that requires effort, diligance, and expertise is reddit
holy shit you cucks are faggots. are your shitty egos that threatened that rather than someone being in a relationship while you're forever alone, you actually hate anyone with a jealous fervor for knowing a skill you don't? particularly ones that have been in use since the dawn of civilization?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:05:50 2016 No.7617606 >>7615608 I find it hard to believe that some Chinese bureaucrat didn't realize how stupid it was to condone the murder of millions of Chinese babies just because they were female.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 08:09:45 2016 No.7617611 >>7614445 10/10 would smash post noods

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 09:58:21 2016 No.7617763 >>7617606 Never underestimate the depths of human stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:10:54 2016 No.7617780 >>7617606 Uh they didn't. Infanticide was never condoned by the government. Granted they had the one child policy but the punishment for having a second kid was not too kill the female one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:16:42 2016 No.7617791 >>7617780 While the government itself wasn't the one literally committing the murder, they surely ought to have known that this would happen after implementing said one-child policy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 10:25:17 2016 No.7617810 ITT Muh OP's GF is cheating on him Are you all alone forever or something? What happened to this being a food discussion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 11:18:48 2016 No.7617933 >>7617810 >hey guys i know a cook and he makes delicious food! >umm that's nice Not like this was a quality thread exactly for discussion to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:04:22 2016 No.7618675 >>7614515 You are danish Arent you ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:13:29 2016 No.7618703 >it's a /ck/ brag thread fuck off idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:27:29 2016 No.7618733 >>7614358 That's cool man. My Chinese lady friend's parents are so so at cooking, so I guess it's luck of the draw. Cute GF, by the way :^)

Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:31:23 2016 No.7618740

>>7617810
hot pot, dumpling are simple dishes that lazy students make when they do get-togethers
even that saute crab is not impressive

sure, i don't doubt his friend is a chef
but unless op tells him to stop being so lazy, there's barely any discussion to be had here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:33:10 2016 No.7618750 >>7615658 BABY YOU YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:39:04 2016 No.7618770 File: 10 KB, 329x281, 1387852725866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7614445 >tfw your asian qt3.14 gf is cuter than some one else's asian gf you should be embarrassed anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:47:31 2016 No.7618805 File: 1.30 MB, 1920x1080, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618770 >>7618733 >>7614358 >>7614445 >white """"males"""" race-mixing is not /ck/ related, sorry fellas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:50:17 2016 No.7618815 File: 3 KB, 125x70, 1461880051835s (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618805

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:52:36 2016 No.7618825 >>7618815 >forgetting to crop your image good thing you didn't save the full size you lil trickster cunt ;-)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 17:55:02 2016 No.7618834 >>7618825 I didn't get a chance, thats why I posted the thumbnail. I want to see the image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 19:53:27 2016 No.7619167 >>7617791 >squinty eyes >foresight Pick one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:03:00 2016 No.7619186 File: 4 KB, 227x85, you gotwhatIneed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7618750 And (You) say he's just a friend, And (You) say he's just a friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:25:49 2016 No.7619237 who eats dumplings without proper dipping sauce what are you, some sort of mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:27:52 2016 No.7619243 >>7614445 She looks cute, good job anon. Jealous of your fucking crab deal too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 28 20:29:13 2016 No.7619249 MAYO AND THOUSAND ISLAND FOR DUMPLINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 02:34:45 2016 No.7620165 >>7614445 would munch her mochi

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 29 05:40:29 2016 No.7620452 >>7618675 german, prolly "Rauchen kann tödlich sein"

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