Eating habits that indicate flaws in a person's character

[Anonymous No.7610856]

> eating the crust first

[Anonymous No.7610860]

> steak....... well done.

[Anonymous No.7610862]

>I don't drink water..... I don't like the taste of it.

autism

[Anonymous No.7610889]

>won't eat crusts
>cuts off crusts
>won't eat any vegetables besides potatoes
>will only drink bottled water
>muh gluten free
>has to make 10,000 adjustments to food orders for non-allergy reasons
>eats the icing but not the cake and vice versa
>vegan
>eats cereal with anything that isn't milk
>won't try anything new, ever

[Anonymous No.7610893]

>>7610889
what if i get a refillable bottle and never drink out of a glass or mug unless it's coffee?

[Anonymous No.7610898]

> eats in bed.

Strong correlation between this and degeneracy

[Anonymous No.7610901]

>>7610893
That sounds fine, I mainly meant people who buy cases of bottled water and only drink new bottles. Why don't you like to drink out of glasses and mugs?

>>7610889
>doesn't like garlic or onion
>spergs over Nutella or peanut butter
>orders off the kid's menu
>eats Kit-Kats without snapping them
>proudly calls themselves a picky eater
>has to deconstruct foods and eat them piece by piece
>double dips in a communal dip
>puts ketchup all over fries

I pour milk before cereal, which I've been told is weird.

[Anonymous No.7610904]

>slurps sauces directly from the packet

[Anonymous No.7610914]

>won't eat cookies without milk
>pulls apart oreos
>won't eat lamb fat
>prefers chicken breast to dark meat
>drinks instant coffee

[Anonymous No.7610918]

>>7610901
i like to sip through out the day, and i don't want to have to think about not spilling my drink.

[Anonymous No.7610925]

>Eats steak any way but medium rare or rare
>Pretends any cultural dish is immune from being bad
>Doesnt know how to eat meat off the bone

[Anonymous No.7610930]

> eats meat or animal products

Disgusting. Lacking moral fibre

[Anonymous No.7610941]

>>7610856
>putting food in their mouth

[Anonymous No.7610947]

>>7610914
If you eat oreos at all you're probably a fat shit

[Anonymous No.7610957]

>>7610930
And probably literal fibre

[Anonymous No.7610958]

>>7610947
You can always tell the fat fucks who think everyone has the same self control issue/bad genetics they do

>Tfw skinny, eat MacDonalds twice a week and hear my fatfuck but constantly dieting co worker talk about how fattening it is

[Anonymous No.7610963]

>>7610958
I used to work with a bitch like that.
Claimed McDonalds was the devil and on a work outing for a meal she even ordered a small salad with water.
A few days later her Facebook is lit up with all the McDonalds Monopoly coupons she'd collected.

[Anonymous No.7610979]

When americans stick their tongue out before putting food in their mouths

[Anonymous No.7610981]

>>7610979
Like Jack?

[Anonymous No.7610986]

>>7610981
Jack?

[Anonymous No.7610995]

>>7610986
fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.7610999]

>>7610995
/ck/ doesn't have newfags.
Either you belong on /b/ or you're projecting.

[Anonymous No.7611021]

>>7610889
Fuck you icing is gross.

[Anonymous No.7611023]

>When people try to argue that it's alright to hold your cutlery in the opposite hand because you're lefthanded.

>When people ask for "dry" red wine (or make a similar request that shows they know absolutely nothing)

>When people ask for salt, prior to tasting what they have on their plate

>People who don't eat the salad when eating out

>People who drink any kind of soda

[Anonymous No.7611038]

>>7610914
>won't eat lamb fat
My dad won't eat any kind of fat at all and insists that no one else should either. The funny thing is that whenever he makes steaks he will leave the fat on but expects you to not eat it and if he catches you trying to eat it he'll attempt to stop you while screaming about how unhealthy it is.
He's a good cook and I love him but holy shit man let me eat in peace.

[Anonymous No.7611047]

/ck/ - Shallow & Pedantic

[Anonymous No.7611051]

>swallowing before chewing for atleast 30sec

[Anonymous No.7611078]

>>7610901
>>eats Kit-Kats without snapping them
i do this because i am a man?

[Anonymous No.7611101]

>>7610856
There is literally nothing wrong with eating the crust first. if I order a pizza, I'm eating every crust first. Then I'm too full to eat the good part and I save it for the next day. What do I have in the fridge waiting? A disc of the best part of the pizza

[Anonymous No.7611102]

>>7610901
>>eats Kit-Kats without snapping them
Snap them in the package so you don't do it with your hot hand and melt the feeble chocolate. Also, use the package to hold them. Fucks who like to get their hands dirty and never wash make me so mad I get literally hot under the collar.

[Anonymous No.7611647]

>>7610889
>>eats cereal with anything that isn't milk
>>won't try anything new, ever
Surely these two contradict each other?

[Anonymous No.7611654]

>>7610914
>won't eat cookies without milk
I've never had cookies with milk, am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.7611660]

>>7610856
this is true insanity

literally eating the thing that is there solely for you to hold the pizza slice without getting your fingers covered in tomato sauce or grease

[Anonymous No.7611667]

>>7611101
>A disc of the best part of the pizza
...that's been made far worse because it's no longer fresh.

What's the point in "saving the best for last" if that process reduces the quality of what you're saving?

[Anonymous No.7611675]

>eats with mouth open
>smacks food
>wastes food
>doesn't compost
>fries chicken in bed

[Anonymous No.7611676]

>>7611101
So you leave the best part in the fridge so it is less good when you eat it and just eat the crust when the Pizza is all fresh and warm?

>nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.7611677]

>>7611660
they have knives and forks in developed countries you know?

[Anonymous No.7611678]

>>7611677
do you eat a sandwich with a knife and fork?

no? so why do you activate autism when it comes to pizza?

[Anonymous No.7611682]

>>7610925
>Pretends any cultural dish is immune from being bad

I'm of the opinion that any dish that is famous and enjoyed by many people can never actually be bad. Its simply you have to eat enough of it or food like it to enjoy it. I've been able to acquire a taste for pretty much every food I've disliked simply by forcing myself to eat enough of it. So far the only foods I haven't been able to conquer are coconut and natto but with both of them I have been able to start eating a little bit

[Anonymous No.7611730]

>uses Himalayan pink salt

[Anonymous No.7611738]

>has no concept of calories and eats any time that they think about food like a goddamn animal

I genuinely and whole-heartedly believe that fat people deserve to be executed.

[Anonymous No.7611742]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyMxwrk2txM

[Anonymous No.7611935]

>>7611742
>talking while chewing
>chewing with open mouth
>double bites
>using his fork like a shovel
He really is a fucking pig. Trump was right.

[Anonymous No.7612183]

>>7610856
fuck you, eating the crust first indicates that I am a responsible person, and I'd rather get a hard task out of the way before enjoying life

[Anonymous No.7612184]

>>7611738
>being this mad you don't have enough food to eat whenever you want

[Anonymous No.7612185]

>>7612184
>t. Amerilard

[Anonymous No.7612190]

>>7610914
I hate cookies without milk for the same reasons I hate eating peanut butter and jelly without milk.

[Anonymous No.7612193]

>>7611654
Yes.

Dunking cookies in milk is awesome.
Go do it. Now.

[Anonymous No.7612194]

>People who don't go /out/ into the wilderness and forage for their own food
Fucking spoiled little shits, I tell ya'.

[Anonymous No.7612195]

>>7612194
I get arrested for doing that though.

[Anonymous No.7612198]

>>7612195
Shouldn't have gone on old man Bill's property then!

[Anonymous No.7612216]

>>7612195
For what reason?
You're supposed to look up what plants you can and can't take, and on which properties you can take them.
>Tfw uprooting invasive species with the local park ranger
pure bliss

[Anonymous No.7612227]

>>7610901
Hey man, peanut butter is great

[Anonymous No.7612244]

>>7610901
>people who buy cases of bottled water and only drink new bottles
Because if the bottles sit for too long, the plastic leaches into the water. And there's some nasty shit in plastic.
I drink bottled water because:
- It's assured clean when I'm away from home
- It doesn't spill or full of dust like an open container
- Easily available
I keep a bottle under my bed, and a couple in my car, for emergency hydration. And a big bottle in the chiller at work to stay hydrated and awake.
I'll drink tap water at home just fine, but bottles are just practical. And if I get out of my local area, I'm unused to the bacteria.

[Anonymous No.7612257]

>not eating the pussy
>not swallowing the cum

just being honest

[Anonymous No.7612263]

>>7611647
Do you eat anything but cereal? If not, you might need to sit down a bit and think it through real carefully.

[Anonymous No.7612265]

>>7612257
this tbhh

[Anonymous No.7612281]

>>7611023
>people who drink any type of soda.

Really nigga

[Anonymous No.7612343]

>>7610958
Enjoy your heart disease, skinny fuck

Weight is only one manifestation of an unhealthy diet

[Anonymous No.7612359]

>my friends tick most these boxes

help

[Anonymous No.7612367]

>>7610889
potatoes are a starch, not a culinary vegetable.
they don;t fucking count.

>>eating the icing,
unless its very thin and it never fucking is, icing is for plebs.

>>Vegan
people who cut out entire distinct cultures of food and food without animal products are fucking cancer. just because you eat meat doesn't mean food without it is awful. stick to tendies

>>eats cereal
I'd shorten it to this but i suppose thats probably taking it too far, Cereal is just a fucking trap option though and it's like wasting a feat on armored athlete.

>wont try anything new ever
hypocrisy is magic. eat your veggies you fucking tendie

[Anonymous No.7612370]

>>7610901
double dipping is always acceptable if you just turn the food around (obviously only applies to foods that can be turned around)

[Anonymous No.7612380]

>>7611038
introduce him to this.
http://openheart.bmj.com/content/1/1/e000032.full
if he doesn't read it the TL dr is canola oil is normally worse for you than saturated fat.

[Anonymous No.7612383]

>>7612257
>>swallowing cum
fucking straight girls.
not that I wouldn't swallow. what kind of person goes down on someone then spits it out? theres no safety to worry about at that point, all you are doing is making them feel bad.

[Anonymous No.7612424]

>>7612244
>>7612244
>And if I get out of my local area, I'm unused to the bacteria.

Jesus how fucking fragile are you?

[Anonymous No.7612439]

>>7610889
I don't think there's a problem with not eating the icing on a cake
The icing a lot is super sweet and actually makes me feel light headed

[Anonymous No.7612444]

I used to be a busser in a busy restauraunt and it made me really judgmental of what people leave on plates.

>People who eat chicken wings and leave a big ol piece of meat on the end.
>Anyone who eats their ribs with a bib and a fork
>If you havent had a food that involves a multistep process to eat before (Such as whole shellfish or whole Artichokes), trying to look cool and do it your own way instead of asking for help.
>Ordering stuff like Nachos/Chili Cheese fries/Loaded Tater Tots with every ingredient seperately plated.
>"Just the patty please, no bun"

Outside a restauraunt:
>Anyone who chews with their mouth open
>Anyone who eats food on thier mattress.
>Adding A1/Sriracha/Ketchup to everything you eat.
>Owning Bacon Salt

[Anonymous No.7612447]

>>7611738
How much of /fit/ is on /ck/?

[Anonymous No.7612465]

>>7611023
>Most red wines are dry, with the exception being some dessert styles of red wine such as Port. Most red table wines, such as Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Zinfandel, Pinot Noir, Syrah and wines from these grapes such as Bordeaux and Burgundy, are completely dry.

Sweet reds exist, Anon.

[Anonymous No.7612544]

>being so poor that you have to cook for yourself instead of paying other people to cook for you

[Anonymous No.7612558]

>>7612447
Here. I would argue that most people here who participate in genuine cooking threads are fit, or at least not fat. Most people who cook in my experience generally care about what they eat, hence the time spent on cooking forums learning how to cook.

Most fatties I know eat mostly take out or microwave shit and don't know how to cook anything.

[Anonymous No.7612572]

>>7612544
If I was a billionaire I'd still cook for myself at least occasionally because it's fun.
Making one of your favourite dishes on a friday night with a couple (or 12) beers maybe with a show or podcast on. That's comfort.

[Anonymous No.7612576]

>>7612444
>bacon salt
what? such a thing exists? ill keep my eye out for it

[Anonymous No.7612586]

Eating candy bars regularly after the age of 12.

[Anonymous No.7612619]

>>7610914
>cookies without milk
What do you want me to wash it down with? Or do you just want my mouth to be all chocolately and crummy?

[Anonymous No.7612622]

>>7611023
why is it not okay to hold cutlery in opposite hand if they are left handed?

[Anonymous No.7612629]

My wife's son wont eat the crust of his sandwiches and I cant fucking stand it.

I still love him

[Anonymous No.7612630]

>>7610904
>sauces
>packet
WTF

[Anonymous No.7612650]

>>7610856
>>7610860
>>7610862


I am still voting for Trump just to rustle your jimmies :-)

[Anonymous No.7612652]

>>7610889
/thread

[Anonymous No.7612658]

>>7612244
>for emergency hydration.

You sound so pathetic it's unbelievable

[Anonymous No.7612671]

>>7612244
>Because if the bottles sit for too long, the plastic leaches into the water.
Because that wasn't happening already before you bought it.

[Anonymous No.7612685]

>>7611101
this must've been the dumbest thing i've read all week

>people that cant eat meat when they recognise it as part of an animal. ribs liver big parts on the bbq

[Anonymous No.7612686]

>>7612629
Cuck detected

[/ck/onnoisseur No.7612709]

>>7610856
It was a stuffed crust, you fucking degenerate. Anyway, biggest ones that come to mind are
>pre-saucing your fries
>eating diet anything
>eating a raw and un-sauced steak just because "I'm a le real man XD"
>eating eggs with a solid yolk
>preferring margarine to butter
>putting anything, ANYTHING on your tendies aside from good ol' fashioned ranch
>not liking pickles on your burger (you're basically removing 80% of the taste wtf)
>won't eat something solely based on "muh can't stand the consistency"
>won't eat desserts based on "looking adult" reasons
>won't eat ketchup

Any I missed?

[Anonymous No.7612710]

>>7610856
Wow... You were born in the late 90's weren't you? I fuckin love the original stuffed crust commercials man... Especially the ones where the pizza slice got abducted by aliens and was probed with a cheese syringe to give it stuffed crust

[Anonymous No.7612732]

> drinking coffee
> eating soup
> pretending noodles in soup is not soup
> putting ketchup on hot dogs

[Anonymous No.7612735]

>asks /ck/ for cooking advice

[Anonymous No.7612737]

>He is anal about ettiquette when this isn't a formal dinner nor dinner at a restaurant.
>Shits on vegetarians/vegan by principle because a particular vegan cunt annoyed him.
>Have stupid reasons to not eat a certain kind of food (ie vegans for moral reasons that will contradict themselves around fish/dairy/bugs products).
>Considers alcohol like a way to get shitfaced, doesn't know how to drink during dinner.
>Drinking soda during dinner.
>For non vegetarians, eating only beef pork and poultry.
>For anyone who isn't a child being forced to try something he doesn't want to eat, requesting to be served the saucy dish without it touching the side of starch.

Also this isn't really reflective of character but it really grinds my gears:
The store brought "sauces" that are not at all like the sauce of a dish, usually very sweet, kinda sour from vinegar and full of spices. Talking ketchup, that japanese sweet and sour prune and vinegar sauce ect...
>Putting them on anything other than fries or cheap snack foods.

[Anonymous No.7612778]

>>7610856
>using ketchup
>using frenches yellow mustard
>thinking that, in this day and age, eating sushi is exotic and an accomplishment

Biggest:
>not wasting food a host took time to prepare for your whether or not you like it or it goes against your eating principles. Obvious exception if it would cause an allergic reaction

[Anonymous No.7612781]

>>7612778
that was supposed to say "not eating food a host prepared for you"

[Anonymous No.7612782]

>>7610958
>bad genetics
people still believe genetics make you fat? sad.

[Anonymous No.7612787]

>>7611738
this

>>7612447
pretty much everyone who is currently cutting and craving food. source: me

[Anonymous No.7612793]

>>7610889
I used to have ceral with strwaberry yogurt when I was a kid

[Anonymous No.7612808]

>frequently eating frozen food
>"I hate water"
>"vegetables? ew"
>"fruit? does gatorade count?"
>soda all day every day
>why am I always feeling like shit, anon?

[Anonymous No.7612816]

Doesn't eat food because they heard a meme fact on the internet.
>o-oh I read peanut butter companies allow 2 rat hairs per jar
>d-didn't you see that unilad video where they pour coke on the pork?
>I heard you can clean your toilet with coke, that can't be good for you

[Anonymous No.7612820]

>>7610930
This

If you consume animals or animal products, you are a deeply flawed individual

[Anonymous No.7612838]

overindulging to the point of obesity is really the biggest one, right?

[Anonymous No.7612842]

>>7611667
>>7611676
>>7612685
>he doesn't like cold food
Hot pizza is good, leftover buffalo chicken pizza is better.

[Anonymous No.7612849]

>>7612257
>eating pussy

that's beta cuck behavior.

[Anonymous No.7612916]

>>7612816
tbqh coke and most store-bought peanut butters are quite bad for you.

[Anonymous No.7612917]

>>7612849
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.7612923]

>>7610901
>tfw would tell adult guests to pound sand when trying to order off of kids menu

[Anonymous No.7612927]

>>7611675
>>7611675
>>fries chicken in bed

[Anonymous No.7612971]

>>7612244
>he doesn't drink from glass bottles
Enjoy your man boobs.

[Anonymous No.7613020]

>Dips their burger into ketchup
So fucking disgusting, might as well just eat a whole bowl of ketchup. Also gets all over their mouth and fingers. And there are adults that do this.

[Anonymous No.7613083]

>>7610856
>its a lets bait /pol/ thread

[Anonymous No.7613104]

Anyone else put the spoon in their mouth upside down when eating ice-cream to avoid tooth pain?

[Anonymous No.7613108]

>>7613104
>tooth pain
i have never had that problem

[Anonymous No.7613113]

>>7613108
Cold sensitivity. It sucks.

[Anonymous No.7613255]

>>7612622
>>7611023

Wondering the same. I can only imagine it's bothersome if you're sitting next to someone and your elbow might hit theirs?

With eating I kinda flip back and forth which hand I use for the fork depending on just whatever I feel like at the moment.

[Anonymous No.7613302]

>is over 12 years old
>won't eat vegetables
>recently turned 19
>STILL won't eat vegetables
Goddamnit Jacob just eat a goddamn tomato you fucking manchild.

[Anonymous No.7613306]

>>7610930
desu fampaitachi

[Anonymous No.7613323]

>>7610901
>people who buy cases of bottled water
>buy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6M7o1UFG3E

[Anonymous No.7613343]

>Eat about half the slice
>Turn it around and eat the crust, leaving a little bit
>Turn back around and eat up until the last bite-width
>Eat from the side, enjoying the ultimate part of the pizza, good bit of toppings, that little bit of sauce that just barely escapes the outer edge of cheese, and just a little bit of crust

What does this say about me?

[Anonymous No.7613375]

>>7613323
He said people.

[Anonymous No.7613442]

>>7610981
Wish we could still have Jack threads :(

Those were what hooked me into coming on /ck/ in the first place.

[Anonymous No.7613447]

>>7611654
kinda. it's pretty good, I'd recommend at least trying it out

[Anonymous No.7613461]

>>7613343
I do this too, I don't think it's weird. What I think is weird is the people who refuse to eat the pizza crust... Why do people always leave the crust? The crust is good, and you can dip it in sauce...

[Anonymous No.7613466]

>>7610889
these, but I have one more to add
>eat out somewhere
>don't take home the leftovers
one girl I was hooking up with for a while used to do this, while also paying for my dinner, and it would drive me up the god damn wall

[Anonymous No.7613501]

>>7612444
I crack eggs open over Totino Pizzas and cook them like that.

It's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.7613506]

>>7612576
Maybe he means shake bacon?

[Anonymous No.7613513]

>Anon, you don't eat the crust? That's like the best part!

[Anonymous No.7613520]

>>7612849

she will dump you lol

either that or you won't get head, ever

so enjoy your life i guess

[Anonymous No.7613523]

>>7612709
Honey roasted BBQ is awesome on tendies.
Pickles are obnoxious; you bite half a slice, then it slips out and slaps you in the face with ketchup and mustard. They taste fine, but I hate them on burgers.
I never ate dessert as a child, and I'm not about to start now.

Everything else is good on your list though.

[Anonymous No.7613529]

>>7613513
It might not be the best part, but you're still a faggot for not eating it. God forbid you put something in your mouth that isn't slathered in cheese.