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7602980 No.7602980 [Reply] [Original]

>eating at friend's house
>hey my nigga do you have any hot sauce
>yea bro here
>pulls this shit out

wat do?

>> No.7602987

>chugs bottle
>I can handle the heat

>> No.7602989

>>7602980

Find better friends.

>> No.7602991

>>7602980
tell him you wanted hot sauce, not ketchup

>> No.7602994
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7602994

>tell him to get that chink sauce outta here

>> No.7603000

*Unsheathes Daves*

>> No.7603002

>>7602980
throat fuck him and when you're about to cum, sprinkle some tobacco in his mouth.

>> No.7603005

Murder suicide

/thread

>> No.7603039
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7603039

I love how white people try to tell everyone else what good hot sauce is. Fucking faggots. Thi shit is good and so is texas pete hotter than hot sauce you fucking cum guzzling white motherfuckers. Yes I am nigger and spic so I know hot.

>> No.7603049

>>7603039
Protip: nobody cares

>> No.7603063

>>7603049
Protip: you're a faggot and you're fat. Sit on a bottle of your favorite hot sauce, do a handstand and realize that's the only stimulation you'll ever get.

>> No.7603075
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7603075

>>7603063
>being this upset that nobody cares what you have to say

>> No.7603166

why are you calling your white friends the n word?

>> No.7603183
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7603183

>> No.7603187

>>7602980
Well it depends.
If you like sriracha, then use it.
If you don't like it, politely ask your friend if he has any other hot sauce. If not, then just eat your food without hot sauce.

>> No.7603195

>>7603075
Nig Nogs gon Nig

>> No.7603268

I never quite got the sriracha hate on here. It's not a bad hot sauce. There are way better ones out there, yeah, but it's nice to have on hand.

>> No.7603285
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7603285

>>7602980
dig right in :)

>> No.7603335

>>7603285
>let epic manly beard

Disgusting, his beard probably has more germs in it than anot outhouse

>> No.7603363

>>7603285

That is not a proper way to treat a beard.

>> No.7603377
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7603377

>>7603363
fuck you mate

>> No.7603386

>>7602980
>take sauce
>put it on the food
>mutter "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes" under by breath constantly while eating
>friend asks me what the fuck my problem is
>I start saying it louder and louder as I'm eating
>eventually I'm screaming it at the top of my lungs, THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES
>the cops are called

>> No.7603411
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>>7603363
>>7603335
insecure low test men detected

>> No.7603418

>>7603411
dude has the eyes of a pedophile probably the lips of one too but the beard covers it up

>> No.7603447
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7603447

>>7603411

Whatever you say, you filthy barbarian.

>> No.7603587

>>7603447
LOL you look like this dude Kevin I know and are probably his stinky ass.

>> No.7603601

>>7603039
niggers don't know shit about what's hot, you dumb monkey. go back to eating your hot cheetos, faggot.

>> No.7603755

Fuck Siracha. Boba sipping whitewash deniers and obnoxious whites won't shut the fuck up about it.

t. whitewashed asian

>> No.7603756

>>7602994
>chink

It's it made in like Indiana or something?

>> No.7603759

>>7603285
You're a god damn genius, anon. Beard bowl is the bomb

>> No.7603788

>>7602994
It's made by some Vietnamese. The texts say "Tương ớt Sriracha" which is Vietnamese for "Hot sauce Sriracha". And no, it's not available in Vietnam.

>> No.7603791

>>7603788
Quoted wrong person.
Was meant for >>7603756

>> No.7603929

>>7602980

Somebody is sharing their condiments with you at not cost to you other than being their "friend."

The answer to your question is to either use it or, if you don't like sriracha, just respectfully decline. Either way, don't act like a sociopathic 'sperglord.

>> No.7603965

>>7603285
i retched