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Scary disturbing or trippy food images. Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:25:47 2016 No.7595608 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: post images, experiences, and stories of food that are in some way strange, frightening, or shocking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:34:48 2016 No.7595643 File: 689 KB, 350x272, icicestpepsi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7595608 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 17:38:10 2016 No.7595650 >>7595643 >icicestpepsi.gif Hehehe. Those eyes. >video This is definitely peculiar. Thank you for both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:12:01 2016 No.7595753 File: 30 KB, 326x385, itputslotionontheskin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7595650 You're welcome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:25:00 2016 No.7595782 >>7595608 It's me again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsHaE6F-nr8

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:29:13 2016 No.7595799 File: 716 KB, 300x186, hotdogtard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7595608 This one triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:30:48 2016 No.7595803 >>7595608 Another borderline psycho: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:33:00 2016 No.7595810 >>7595608 If you understand french: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGREFl6Zhpk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 18:37:02 2016 No.7595821 >>7595803 What a tragic life

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:10:30 2016 No.7595952 >>7595799 >This one triggers me. I can see why.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:12:52 2016 No.7595961 >>7595810 thanks man. That reminded me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3_KtEC1rkk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 19:14:59 2016 No.7595967 >>7595803 Fucking hell. Only one thing for each meal. She probably never even pauses to wonder why she looks so fragile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 20:41:21 2016 No.7596298 >>7595803 why would someone do this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 22:27:30 2016 No.7596615 >>7595967 She actually power lifts a lot https://youtu.be/_1GemEGBzoE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 22:38:31 2016 No.7596641 https://youtu.be/gPgpYux8HJQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:12:32 2016 No.7596727 Figure this is the best thread to ask. Anyone have a video or webm of the ladies trying to open a coconut with a cutting knife? It's one of the most frightening things I've seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:21:41 2016 No.7596760 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596727 I got you covered family

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:22:32 2016 No.7596764 >>7596760 Thank you very very much senpai.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:24:44 2016 No.7596768 Live in the frigid north, don't really buy coconuts. How do you open them? Handsaw? Whack them with a mallet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:30:10 2016 No.7596784 >>7596768 >Whack them with a mallet? Yes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:39:16 2016 No.7596797

>>7596760
Forgive me for asking my question in advance; I'm an /out/ crossover who knows no better. Why were those women trying to baton a coconut ( and they didn't even do it right! ) and don't sophisticated cooking-people with nice kitchens like in the webm have tools specifically for cracking open coconuts and other nuts?

>Inb4 "Coconuts are not nuts sempai!"

Anonymous Thu Apr 21 23:41:29 2016 No.7596806

>>7596797

Looks like a reality TV episode to me.

But that's fucking terrifying, when I saw how they had that knife positioned I went NOPE and closed the webm because that's a perfect way to cut off fingers or have the knife slip and stab you in the chest because you have it pointing towards you like a retard.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:14:21 2016 No.7596912
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>>7596797
>>7596768
You can just use a screwdriver to create holes in the three holes on top to get the jews out.

Then over a large non breakable bowl hit the coco with an hammer around the hemisphere until it breaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lf2LQI4beY

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:22:49 2016 No.7596933 File: 986 KB, 2592x1944, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596912 Or just do it the way the islanders have for hundreds of years. Pic related. Native way is best way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 00:24:54 2016 No.7596935 File: 12 KB, 200x224, Hamza_Chaoui.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596933 Fuck, men, put back your Mom's dildo in the closet.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 03:39:27 2016 No.7597290

>>7596760
jesus fuck this webm really fucked me up. it was like a bolt of lightning shot down my spine and repeatedly kicked me in the nuts. i really forgot exactly what this shit did to me the first time i saw it here. i mean i think there is a realistic chance that i might actually die if i watch that one more time. fuck me running.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:43:33 2016 No.7597811 >>7595803 I remember first seeing this one a couple of years ago. As someone who was once vegan it caused a lot of reflection, I remember the cultishness of my circle of friends and the constant attempts to be "purer." Fucking scary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:46:45 2016 No.7597819 File: 15 KB, 300x300, swettingtowelguy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7596760

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:52:14 2016 No.7597824 >>7596768 They did it exactly right at the end actually. Apart from the huge knife in the bowl for no fucking reason. goddamn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 10:53:27 2016 No.7597828 File: 57 KB, 263x263, 1427202624463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7595803 just imagine the farts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 11:56:11 2016 No.7597972 >>7596760 Dude that's kind of mean that the hosts just watch the two fumble like retards Also why the fuck don't you google how to open a coconut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 16:56:55 2016 No.7598783 >>7595608 https://youtu.be/usj_duOodYo?list=PLllJZRLwiAdoPBE39o_SGU-79e1aTqBCA

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:20:28 2016 No.7598851
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>>7598783
wew!

I used to enjoy watching or talking to slightly disturbed people. Not retarded, just oblivious of what people might think watching them. Sweet madness. But I got contaminated. It ruined my perception of normality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:33:09 2016 No.7598874 File: 85 KB, 588x588, 1291936812498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one always creeps me out. Dunno why.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:42:32 2016 No.7598891 >>7597828 just imagine her shit she must poop as much as a cow, with hte same consistency too. She probably stops to flush 4 times for each go

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 17:46:42 2016 No.7598904 >>7596768 you try to open them for a while and evetually give up ant try to eat the other person. At the end the coconut cracks open from either a small hit or being bashed against someones head

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:15:10 2016 No.7598963 >>7596615 Uhh, yeah, nah, she's weak as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 18:29:03 2016 No.7599010 >>7598851 hey dont judge before trying it. I watched him eat a watermelon with a spoon and he gave good tips like adding a bit of peanut butter and marshmellows

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 19:36:55 2016 No.7599299 File: 102 KB, 500x752, burger_disguised_as_a_black_guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7598851

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:18:40 2016 No.7599720 File: 43 KB, 974x951, 1416648960012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:22:58 2016 No.7599728 File: 42 KB, 480x640, 1405057775766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:24:06 2016 No.7599732 File: 1006 KB, 2808x3744, 1448566487625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:28:28 2016 No.7599740 File: 48 KB, 600x800, Picklechrist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:29:32 2016 No.7599743 >>7599740 If Christians acted like Muslims, 43 million people who have been murdered over this picture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:35:04 2016 No.7599757 File: 87 KB, 720x960, 1448373595184-b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599743 ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:35:20 2016 No.7599758 >>7599743 Maybe they should, what with the surplus population causing burdensome tax increases.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:36:02 2016 No.7599760 File: 4 KB, 119x125, oo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599758 >surplus population

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:36:27 2016 No.7599762 >>7599758 >surplus population Maybe you should travel to countries with actual population issues.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:41:47 2016 No.7599771 File: 52 KB, 540x537, 1439518960166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 22:50:05 2016 No.7599792 File: 580 KB, 500x282, 1397356169272.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:02:11 2016 No.7599831 >>7599743 good lord can we please go a single thread without /pol/shit infecting it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:23:10 2016 No.7599897 File: 3 KB, 225x225, télécharger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599831 Have my un-ironical upvote.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:29:03 2016 No.7599909 File: 94 KB, 640x1069, 1397660665218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599831 it's the new wave

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:48:33 2016 No.7599953 Have any of you tried eating something good on acid? That's the strangest food experience for me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 22 23:57:32 2016 No.7599970

>>7599953
Never did LSD before, but I did mushrooms a lot one year.

I can't say I remember eating while high on them. The only memory is when I brought some peanut butter chocolate to help with eating the mushrooms. While tripping I had a leftover piece and it was amazing.

Eating a full meal with all the different textures and flavors would be wild.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 02:56:34 2016 No.7600377 >>7599728 This upsets me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 07:36:49 2016 No.7600758 >>7599953 It took me all of 5 minutes to eat a piece of croissant the size of a quarter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:01:19 2016 No.7600856 >>7595810 >Les Les Les Why are the French such Redditfags?

Anonymous Sat Apr 23 09:35:07 2016 No.7600910
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>>7596760
i haven't seen this in years

i'm literally choking on my tears right now

it's like if a bunch of chimpanzees at the zoo got a hold of a knife and roller to try and open a coconut. OH WAIT NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING SMARTER THAN THESE WOMEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:00:30 2016 No.7601194 >>7599909 eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:01:12 2016 No.7601197 >>7596768 >use screwdriver or similar to puncture two 'eyes', pour out water >use back of cleaver and whack around equator, should break fairly cleanly in half

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 23 12:19:04 2016 No.7601253 File: 17 KB, 210x240, 1447056858451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7599909 So that's what they meant when they said to eat it

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