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https://youtu.be/GRU8MQ-ktGk

>> No.7574893

He really loves pizza, man

>> No.7574901

>reviewbrah
>NY as hell
>hates flimsy slices of pizza
>prefers a firm crunchier crust

Based Reviewbrah didn't fall for the NYC pizza meme, did you?

>> No.7574908

>>7574878
i love him so much

>> No.7574917

>>7574878
no knife and fork?

>> No.7574921
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>>7574878
I have always made fun of this dude, and talked shit. I am reformed.. man. You're alright nigger, don't pay any attention to the haters bro. I don't care much about reviews, but the fact that you get out there and do it, I respect that.

Keep on keepin on my friend.

ps: I'm being sincere and I wont post this pic any more, don't pay any mind to the mall plebs. Haters gonna hate and niggers gonna nig, it has been that way since the beginning and will never change.

peace out reviewbrah.

>> No.7574922

reviewbrah the realest nigga

>> No.7574948

$7 for ONE slice of pizza?

jesus

what does reviewbrah do for a job?

>>7574921
philtrum looks ok, can't see any chink folds

>> No.7574971

when did he turn the comments back on? looks like our little boy has grown up!

>> No.7574976

he's got a fixed, reptilian stare. The man is ice cold.

>> No.7575023

>>7574878
He always has the newest shit. Fucking based reviews of all the shitty food I love.

King reviewbro

>> No.7575849

>>7574901
hes a faggot from jersey not ny

>> No.7575861

>>7574878

This guy strikes me as the type of snap and murder people with no remorse. I can just picture him smashing an ice pick into someone skull while not even blinking. Then afterwards he goes for a slice of pizza with blood stains on his white shirt and when the staff asks him if he's ok he just replies "had some pizza with extra tomato sauce, sorry about the stains!"

>> No.7575864

>>7575861

to snap*

>> No.7575877

>>7575861
You'd be constantly on edge too if you were running on empty.

>> No.7575879

>>7575861
I was thinking no way, he's too mild mannered. But then I remembered a few things, like the time he got genuinely distressed because he didn't know how to eat cheese fries, or during one of his talk shows where he talked about vacationing with his family and seemed really pissed off about these drunk people who he thought were behaving badly

He has a dark side I can see coming out

>> No.7575890

>>7575877

kek'd

>>7575879

Glad I am not the only one who thinks so. Didn't he used to post here with a tripcode?

>> No.7576328

>>7575879
Should have seen him in the earlier years when he would reply to people in the comments saying he was gonna fuck their mom or calling them faggots.

I guess he turned over a new leaf when the comments came back. I love him though and watch all his videos when I'm just browsing 4chan.

>> No.7576337 [DELETED] 

reviewbrah is so based, i have been listening to his hour long podcast thing, where he just talks and goes for walks. lol

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>>7574878

>> No.7576365

I watch his reviews unironically.

>> No.7576384

>>7576365
same

>> No.7576387

>>7576365
I think I am still in the ironical reviewbrah watching phase in my life. I still support him and want him to do well though.

>> No.7576403

>>7576365
I've always liked him. At first it was sort of ironic, it was so weird and different. Now I genuinely like his reviews even when I disagree with him. I disagree with his Sbarro review because instead of complaining about a $7 expensive slice of pizza he complained how it was floppy and fold-able, which is exactly how a good slice is supposed to be.

>> No.7576429

>>7574921
guys nose bridge is enormous too. high cheek bones means some weird strait girl will probably be attracted to him. fucking straight girls. but the point is basically that image is cherry picking anyway.

>> No.7576431

>>7576403
guy is sourcream white, he probably just likes bread. pizza bread is actually pretty good so a thin sloppy pizza may suck to him because everytime he goes to eat one because hes hungry and craving it, hes thinking of the salty fresh risen bread.

>> No.7576435

>>7574878
try hard fag

>> No.7576449

>>7576328
I think he kind of mellowed as he grew up, and learned not to take things so seriously and to do his own thing.
How old is he, anyway?

>> No.7576528

/ck/ has the weirdest ecleb of all of 4chan. Why does he wear the suit? Why does he look like an alien? Why does he get bad vibes from people at the mall?

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>>7574878
Is he losing it?

>> No.7576549

>>7574878

This reminds me alot of the Elliot Rodger picture.

>> No.7576551

>>7574878

Who's this Joe Jackson lookin motherfucker

>> No.7577524

>>7576528
He just wears the suit because that's how he likes to dress, no other reason. I don't think he looks like a fucking alien but his genetics are his genetics. And I think getting bad vibes at the mall ties in with this >>7576548

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this nigga look like a bioshock character with him big-ass eyes lmao

>> No.7577592

FUCK YEAH REVIEWBRAH

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>>7574878
This guy's day literally consists of making review videos, listening to radio, and playing solitaire on his Windows XP machine, all while wearing an oversized suit and tie.
He is 22.

>> No.7577612

>>7577609
kek

>> No.7577628

>>7577609
>22
ummm, source? He seems 19 tops

>> No.7577639

>>7577609
You forgot spamming /ck/ and fooling retards on Patreon.

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7577649

review brah finally turn 16? we mobile nao

>> No.7577659

>>7577628
He's said it a few times in the comments. Look up his oldest video, he said he was 17 then. He looked 9.

>> No.7577686

The suits wouldn't be so bad if they were the right size. That hair ant doing him no favors either. I swear he is like Benjamin Button and hes just some old fudd in a 20 year old body

>> No.7577687

>>7577659
coulve just been lying, if he's actually 22 thats insane

>> No.7577709

>>7577686
he just flat out refuses to wear suits that actually fit

>> No.7577715

>>7577687
It's called having a baby face and being a NEET.

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7577731

>im going to go to the mall
>in a fucking suit
>with greased hair
>eat some pizza
>and review it
>in public

>"I was getting some bad vibes from some people"
no shit you look like you just got a small loan of a million dollars

>> No.7577747

>>7574878
This guy won't see 30 without a colon transplant.

>> No.7578040

>>7576328
>Should have seen him in the earlier years when he would reply to people in the comments saying he was gonna fuck their mom or calling them faggots.

Hahah what the fuck? Are you exaggerating? I can't imagine him doing anything near that even if you are

>> No.7579094

I saw Reviewbrah at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “It is what it is” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.7579336

>>7578040
He's not, reviewbrah was super belligerent to haters when he was younger. He chilled out a lot though

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>>7576528
>why does he wear the suit?

>> No.7579509

I bet he cries when he accidentally gets grease on one of his suits

>> No.7579593

>>7579509
I wonder what his dry cleaner thinks of him.

>> No.7579613

>>7579593
She loves her son very much

>> No.7579735

this guy has weird videos, i cant stop watching

>> No.7579737

He was fucking adorable in his first videos. Too bad he lost it all growing up

I still want to hang out with him

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>>7574901
>Sbarro's
>an accurate representation of NYC pizza

How's life in Flyoverstan?

>> No.7579747

its tough to find decent junk food reviewers who arnt morbidly obese.

if only he was a girl it would be perfect

>> No.7579790

>"This sandwich better be good, it's my only sustenance for the next 24hrs."

What a strange line to say in the middle of a video without any context or further explaining.

https://youtu.be/Hh75KoVUZpc?t=4m

at 4min

>> No.7580136

>>7579790
He's on the run.

>> No.7580175

>>7575849
>from jersey
Nope.