/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7563926]

Just woke up to my gf freaking out while holding her finger.
She told me she cut her finger.
Told her to show me.
Straight to the bone.
So i start freaking out.
I asked her what the fuck she cut herself on.
She said she was trying to use my kitchen knife to add a hole to a belt.
I've told her not to use my shit for this exact reason.
Not only is she too stupid to wield something that sharp. But she's dulling it on leather.
I instantly start raging at her.

Am I in the wrong?

[Anonymous No.7563931]

>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.7563932]

>>7563926
>Am I in the wrong?
About what?

>the freaking out
It's just a cut bro. if it's not bad, band-aid. if it's bad go to the doc and get it stitched.

>for telling your dumbass GF not to use your knife to punch holes in leather?
Nope, you're not in the wrong at all.

>for mentioning a GF
Doesn't bother me but some aspie on this board will probably think that you're mentioning your SO just to fuck with him, so yeah that was probably in the wrong

>for thinking cutting leather will dull your knife
yeah, you're in the wrong there too

>for raging at her
yeah, rage is pretty silly anon. be an adult about it.

[Anonymous No.7563936]

You're both retarded

[Anonymous No.7563944]

are you gonna cook her finger

no

then gtfo

[Anonymous No.7563948]

>>7563932
I've been in and out of kitchens for years.
She damn near cut her finger off.
She probably won't be able to use It.
And the rage ensued because the last time she used my knife she cut herself tying to open a block of cheese. But I'm not even mad anymore, irritated if anything.
>>7563944
I might.
>>7563936
I know right?
Obviously I need to lock my knife roll up.

[Anonymous No.7563950]

>>7563926
Yes. You should have instantly assessed whether or not the bleeding was stopped, then driven her to either the emergency room or an urgent care clinic depending on the severity of the injury. You don't get angry about people doing stupid things until after they aren't bleeding all over the place, dumb ass. You are stupid. As such, you are a perfect couple, and should not feel angry at her being stupid. All the best. (Drive her to seek medical attention, retard. Hopefully she didn't cut a ligament, but she needs sutures.)

[Anonymous No.7563956]

>>7563931
how does one even acquire a gf?

[Anonymous No.7563957]

>>7563950
Made her take an ambulance.
Don't have time for that nonsense.
My health insurance covers pretty much everything but 10$.
Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.7563964]

>>7563926
>add a hole to a belt.

she's either pregnant or just getting fatter

Like my Aunt Diane always told me, "don't do it Jimmy."

[Anonymous No.7563965]

>>7563957
You're quite the catch

[Anonymous No.7563966]

>>7563956
Apparently you have to leave sharp knives out, then get all autistically angry when they cut themselves and you make threads on 4chan about it before deciding it might be a good idea to take her to a doctor. Bitches love that shit.

[Anonymous No.7563971]

>>7563926
She needs stitches. She unfortunately used the wrong tool for the job and made an honest mistake you twat. You must be a hard up fuckin loser to stay with such a "stupid" woman that you despise so much. I hope she cuts your dick off while your sleeping.

[Anonymous No.7563975]

>back when still living at home
>so tired of dull knives
>sharpen a few
>warn everybody
>get eyerolled and "yeah yeah"d at
>2 people cut themselves

[Anonymous No.7563976]

>>7563965
Indoubitably! A gentleman of class.

>>7563957
I tip my fedora vigorously to you, Sir!

[Anonymous No.7563993]

>>7563956
Send me card details I will sort you one out. I have a container unit full of them

[Anonymous No.7564007]

Is this pasta? I'm pretty sure I've seen it before.

[Anonymous No.7564027]

>>7563948
>cheese existing in a closed state

?????????

[Anonymous No.7564034]

>tf no gf that lacerates herself

[Anonymous No.7564036]

Her cut is more important than your stupid piece of sharp metal tbqh senpai.

[Anonymous No.7564037]

>>7564036
Have you considered the fact that the reason OP told her not to touch his knife might have been out of concern for her, not for the knife?

[Anonymous No.7564038]

>>7564036
>white knighting this hard

[Anonymous No.7564039]

>>7563926
OOH, BOTCHED TOE! AAWWH I BOTCHED IT, OOOOOO

[Anonymous No.7564041]

>>7564038
OK yes I am being a white knight. But if I had a gf I wouldn't treat her like op does. I don't understand why OP gets a gf and I don't when he clearly cares more about his one million folded super sharp metal blade than he does about her.

[Anonymous No.7564047]

>>7564041
>bait
Are you really so bored that you have to troll /ck/ threads? Go back to R3ddit

[Anonymous No.7564052]

I hope you both die, OP

[Anonymous No.7564054]

>>7564041
>IM A NICE GUU WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE ME
>I HAVE NO INTERESTING HOBBIES, LIFE OR DESIREABLE TRAITS, BUT ATLEASY IM NICE
>THATS ALL GIRLS WANT RIGHT?????

[Anonymous No.7564057]

>>7564041
>clearly cares more about his one million folded super sharp metal blade than he does about her.

What makes you say that?
OP already explained that she cut herself twice on the same damn knife. Seems that the reason he told her to stay away from it was for her safety, not the knife's.

[Anonymous No.7564076]

>>7564054
If you want to get a lion for a pet instead of a cat don't complain when the lion eats you.
>>7564057
He was hassling his girl after she already hurt herself, she's suffered enough.

[Anonymous No.7564080]

>>7563926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElEIUtzCG7c

I cannot believe so many are falling for this bait.

[Anonymous No.7564082]

>>7563926

>girlfriend
>adding a hole to a belt

doubtful.

[Anonymous No.7564086]

>>7564041
I'd literally rather marry my dutch oven than my girlfriend. It treats me much better.

[Anonymous No.7564087]

>>7563926
>Am I in the wrong?
Idk, but maybe you should just take her to the hospital instead of shitposting on 4chan. Just an idea.

[Anonymous No.7564090]

>>7564041
Most people wouldn't do this, dude. Don't be a spaz. There are no girlfriends to be begged for here by pretending to be a nice guy. This thread is about how OP is an asshole. That's it. You can either proclaim to the internets that you, too are an asshole, or attempt to tell OP he is an asshole who has anger management problems and needs to chill the fuck out and not yell at his stupid girlfriend when she hurt herself by being retarded.

[Anonymous No.7564226]

>>7564041
Flippin epic

[Anonymous No.7564231]

>>7563926
>She said she was trying to use my kitchen knife to add a hole to a belt.

Girls don't add holes to their belts. This is something only men do. How tiny is your "girlfriend's" dick, OP?

[Anonymous No.7564237]

>>7563926
She was trying to murder you and goofed.

[Anonymous No.7564265]

>>7563931
>>7563956
>>7564034
>tfw superior bf-having master race

[Anonymous No.7564641]

>>7563950
>You don't get angry about people doing stupid things until after they aren't bleeding all over the place, dumb ass.

This, you massive sperg.

[Anonymous No.7564692]

>>7563966
If I get a Japanese knife and maintain it really well, will I get a gf?

[Anonymous No.7564724]

>>7563926
>Am I in the wrong?
Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.7564783]

>>7564692
Maintenance on such a knife is no joke.
If you are not already proficient with water stones don't even CONTEMPLATE getting one.

I can't think of many more things that are more off-putting to women than someone neglecting a knife from Nippon

[Anonymous No.7564915]

>>7563964
She could be adding it to the other end because she is losing weight. That was my first assumption.

[Anonymous No.7564932]

>>7563926
What kind of retard uses a knife to make a hole in their belt? You use an ice pick.

[Anonymous No.7564935]

>>7563926

Yeah this is definitely a true story, OP.

[Anonymous No.7564946]

>>7564915

It could also be a bondage belt and she's adding extra tie-down rings to make sure OP is properly secured to the fuckbench when Jamal "The Bull" Brown comes by to visit later in the evening.

[Anonymous No.7564973]

>>7564946
>fuckbench
>Jamal
>"The Bull"
You know way to much about this sort of thing you beta faggot.

[Anonymous No.7564977]

>>7564932
Speaking of retards not using the correct tool for the job, why hasn't anyone heard of a leather punch?

[Anonymous No.7565005]

>>7563956
Vert carefully

[Anonymous No.7565014]

>>7564977
Just use the step bit on a power drill.

[Anonymous No.7565018]

>>7563964
What else did your aunt tell you, Jimmy-anon?

[Anonymous No.7565021]

>>7563926
>new hole in belt

Put that bitch on a diet bro

[Anonymous No.7565026]

>>7565014

Why? That would tear up the leather leaving an irregular hole. Plus the punch is cheaper than that option.

[Anonymous No.7565034]

>>7565021
you can run out of holes on the other side, too


In which case OP should be buying her a new belt for being good.

[Anonymous No.7565049]

>>7564977
>Actively shilling unitaskers

[Anonymous No.7565053]

>>7565026
>owning a unitasker that you'll probably only need once or twice in your whole life
or are you perpetually getting fatter or skinnier? If that's the case you'll probably be dead before you're forty

[Anonymous No.7565068]

>>7565049
>>7565053
>>once or twice

You must not be very creative with your hobbies then. What do you do all day? Sit and play with your phone or troll the internet? Hole punches are super useful.

[Anonymous No.7565073]

>>7565053
Some people make stuff out of leather, and they don't cost much. It's also the right tool for the job.

[Anonymous No.7565074]

>>7565068
I cook, brew, garden and hike, what the fuck would I need a hole pnch for?. I'm not into bondage and starvation like you obviously are

[Anonymous No.7565096]

>>7565026
Who the fuck doesn't own a power drill? The bit is definitely the cheaper option, which can also be used for a helluva lot more than punching holes in leather.

Worked perfectly on my gun belt too.