Burger King is absolutely delicious

[Anonymous No.7558401]

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

[Anonymous No.7558425]

(2 cents have been deposited into your account)

[Anonymous No.7558496]

>>7558401
>this thread again

[Anonymous No.7558655]

>intelligent
>burger King
>always looking
>on a whim
I don't believe anything you say

[Anonymous No.7560109]

>>7558655
Sorry to hear that, friend

[Anonymous No.7560114]

>>7558401
>>They don't let black people touch your food

Now this is the quality I strive for in fast food

[Anonymous No.7560123]

>>7558401
>a company that is literally inventing the Pretty Patty
I'll sign up

[Anonymous No.7560143]

What the fuck is this meme? I came to look at food not burger king.

[Anonymous No.7560147]

My father is a high ranking ad exec. He and his team were responsible for both the Aeropostle and Hollister brands. To promote said brands, he had attractive people photographed in different situations, and then posted them to various social media sights, one of which was 4chan. The idea was that kids would see these attractive people having fun and take note of the clothes that they were wearing. It worked phenomenally, as we all know. He told me that all major brands use this type of promotion, Burger King being no exception. I showed him these BK threads and he's convinced that there is an ad man much like himself behind all of them

[Anonymous No.7560178]

>>7560147
My dad works at Nintendo and he says you're a fucking turbonerd.

[Anonymous No.7560203]

>>7558401
Hello
I am Australian
Hungry Jacks not Burger King OK!?

[Anonymous No.7560211]

>>7558401
Fuck you and this thread

[Anonymous No.7560224]

There's nothing wrong with burger king. It's better than mcdonalds, at least.

[Anonymous No.7560229]

viral marketing at its most inexperienced level

[Anonymous No.7560236]

>>7558401
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.7560241]

>stop browsing ck for a year
>first thread I see is copy pasta
Never change.