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7520378 No.7520378 [Reply] [Original]

Have you or anyone you've known bought meat from a "door to door" meat salesman? And im not talking about shit like Omaha Steaks

>> No.7520515
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7520515

>go on a date with a girl
>go out, then back to her place
>she tells me that her folks bought meat from a door to door salesman
>"oh, okay"
>defrosts steak by microwaving it in the plastic it came in
>throws like a shitload of butter in a pan
>fries em up with instant mashed potatoes
>steak is really tough and pretty bad, mashed potatoes are eh, but she tried and that was nice of her

tl;dr yeah I ate a steak purchased from a door to door meatman but I'm not sure if it would have tasted like that if someone else was cooking it

>> No.7520519

>>7520515
Did you fug?

>> No.7520525

>>7520515
My parents bought some, the price for the quantity they got wasnt bad. Made one for dinner when I was over one night. Literally the worst tasting meat I have ever had

>> No.7520532

>>7520519
We watched Balto on VHS with a projector screen, it was actually pretty sweet and we did make out, but I just kind of realized that I'm not into BBWs. I've got a threshold. She's totally cool but it just didn't work out. Also I like dick more lmao

Seriously though why the fuck would people go and buy meat from a strange man? If it's in a store it's probably safe, if it's from a man who came to your house without being invited, it's so far removed from established safety precautions that it's foolish

>> No.7520537

My dad got scammed into it awhile back. It was literally the worst steak I've ever had, I have no idea where it really came from.

>> No.7520617

Is this some dank new meme?

>> No.7520626

>>7520532
Can you show boipuss pls?

>> No.7520643

>inb4 Trump steaks

>> No.7520673

>>7520532
>Also I like dick more lmao
this is what 4chan has become

>> No.7520720

>>7520617
no it happens and is common

http://www.kshb.com/money/consumer/door-to-door-meat-salesmen-swindling-people-in-kc-metro-bbb-says

http://www.newsnet5.com/money/consumer/troubleshooter/better-business-bureau-issues-warning-about-door-to-door-meat-sales

>> No.7520745
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7520745

I never buy door to door shit. the grocery store has good cuts for $2 on sale.

Door to door meat guys probably sell dead drifters

>> No.7521996

>>7520378
>WHATYEARISIT.JPEG

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>>7520378
>"door to door" meat salesman

>> No.7522485

>>7520378
I SOLD YOUR MOM SOME DOOR-TO-DOOR MEAT SAUSAGE LAST NIGHT LOL

>> No.7522490

>>7520378
are people too lazy to go to the grocery store nowadays?

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>>7520626
Nah I'm good bby

>>7520673
Dude I'm sorry that I would rather suck a dick than fuck a BBW - especially one above my personal threshold - sometimes it's like humping a bean bag.

>>7520745
This - why anyone buys from some fucker who shows up to your house is beyond me, especially when the goddamn store has great prices and good meat

>> No.7522503

>>7520626
>>7520673
maybe >she
is implying that she's a girl

>> No.7522516

>>7522503
Back to tumblr with you Rosie

>> No.7522524

>>7522503
Dude come on don't be like that - everyone knows I'm a guy that likes dick

>> No.7523035

All of you , please leave /ck forever.

>> No.7523055

I bought eggs from a door to door egg salesman but I have never even witnessed a meat salesman.