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>this triggers the vegan

>> No.7491281

Epic thread.

>> No.7491282

>>7491276

How so? I don't care what you eat.

>> No.7491285

>>7491276
i just finished working out. all it triggers is hunger. not a vegan tho.

>> No.7491286
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7491286

>>7491276

>on a diet
>see this

Fuck me.

>> No.7491290

I like meat but that shit is just burnt.

>> No.7491293

>>7491286
treat yourself. you deserve it.

>> No.7491294

>>7491290
it's smoked, doesn't taste burnt at all

>> No.7491295
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>>7491276
>overcooked
>burnt
>drowning in disgusting sauces

yeah im triggered alright

>> No.7491296

>>7491276
How many times per day would a person like you shitpost? How many of those shitposts take the form of new threads? I'm curious.

>> No.7491297

>>7491290
I see you've never had real bbq

>> No.7491298

>>7491286
>implying you can't eat fucking lean meat on a diet
What is this post even supposed to be? It's not like they were chugging soda or eating fried chicken. It's just smoked fucking meat. It's literally one of the best things to eat on a cut.

>> No.7491300

>>7491295
Everything you just said, besides the sauces, is stupid as fuck.

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>>7491296

>> No.7491302
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>>7491296
someone on /qa/ said hiro made the thread limit 5 a day or maybe 10 because of /news/

>> No.7491335

>>7491286
>on a non-ketogenic diet
Kill yourself

>> No.7491343

>>7491276
Where. Where does this glorious masterwork come from? I live in Texas, surely it's within driving distance.

>> No.7491356

>>7491276
Lol guise wass habedding!? XD

>> No.7491368

>>7491335
>muh keto

Not everybody can cut that many carbs from their diet. I have to keep them in so I don't fall asleep from medication in the middle of the day.

>> No.7491371

>>7491368
>excuse excuse excuse

step the fuck up you pussy ass bitch nigger and just stay awake

>> No.7491373

>>7491294
>>7491297
idiots. that IS burnt; if it's black it's burnt and has the same carcinogens it would if you cooked it on high heat. fuck off donkies.

>> No.7491380

>>7491373
Are you a retarded housewife who listens to doctor oz on scary carcinogens while simultaneously not knowing about bark on smoke barbecue?

>> No.7491389

>>7491380
you are clearly bat shit retarded.

>> No.7491391

I'm so sick of texas bbq. It's the same shit at every location with minor variations in flavor. No creativity, no deviation, and prepared by a bunch of tatooed hipsters who think brisket is the best thing ever. Worst part is it's all horrendously overpriced.

>> No.7491393

>>7491343
I believe this is footage of "La BBQ" in Austin, TX.

Correct me if I'm wrong

>> No.7491398

>>7491389
>I am a dumbass who's never had BBQ before

Thanks for clearing that up

>> No.7491401

>>7491389
Thanks for the non-rebuttal, Gladis.

>good lord, it's dark on the outside when you smoke meat for hours

>> No.7491421

>>7491373
heres your (You)

>> No.7491425

>>7491421
But that wasn't me?

>> No.7491434

>>7491425
are you retarded? drunk?

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>>7491276
This made my dick diamonds

>> No.7492186

>>7491389
Just butting in to let you know that was an incorrect usage of the term "bat-shit". You're welcome.

>> No.7492197

>>7491276
wtf I love meat now!

>> No.7492592

>>7491368
stimulants, combine it with an ECA stack for maximum cut.

>> No.7492597

thought it was gonna be gross out shit but its actually beautiful

>> No.7492600

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0wPL1vZNZU Now with MUSIC!

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>>7491276
Damn, that looks good

>> No.7492629

>>7491276
The outside is burnt, the inside is overcooked and there's a bukkake worth of sauce covering your shitty bbq skills.

>> No.7492641

>>7491276
All of those things look pretty decent on their own
Is there a reason its all on a platter like that?

It cant be a shared platter, but it cant be a singles meal.
Im confused

>> No.7492642

>this triggers the hungry person

FTFY, that looks fucking delicious.

>> No.7492645

>>7492629
>The outside is burnt

leave and never come back

>> No.7492649

>>7492641
>Is there a reason its all on a platter like that?

Sure. To make it look nice in the video.

>> No.7492661

>>7492645
he's right doe

>> No.7492662

>>7492641
It's a tasting menu.

>> No.7492668
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>>7491276
enjoy your colon cancer

>> No.7492810

>>7492641

why can't it be a shared platter?

>>7492668

it definitely causes cancer to a very small amount of people. i.e: if everybody who didn't already eat processed meat regularly started to do so, an extra 1% of them would get colon cancer.

>> No.7492825

>>7491276

I had some bbq from that place when i was in austin. Tasty, but crazy greasy. I didnt understand why they served everything with wonderbread tho.

>> No.7492829

>>7491393

thats it.

>> No.7492837

>>7491276
Where was this filmed? I can tell its Texas bbq, at least I'm almost sure. Thats pretty much how it is.

>> No.7492846

>>7492837

Its a bbq place in Austin that is based out of a series of food trucks.

>> No.7492930

>>7491391
Where do you live, senpai?

Brisket and ribs aren't exclusively texan, and depending on where you go the sauces and bark can taste pretty damn different.

>> No.7492940

>>7491391
but brisket is the best bbq meat ever. The real dark horse of texas bbq is the smoked sausage though. people forget central texas has a high amount of german immigrants and their texan offspring.

>> No.7492946

>>7492940
Fellow Texan here and can vouch for that senpai

>> No.7492961

>>7492668
>causes cancer:
>electromagnetic radiation (ionizing and non-ionizing)
>magnetic fields
>gravity waves
>random acts of god
>your own cells
oh my bog better stop living, cancer is going to get me.

>> No.7492964

>>7491276
that char is perfect on that brisket, almost brings a tear of 'murrica to my european eye

>> No.7492970

Out of curiosity, how much does this cost?

>> No.7492971

>>7491391
huge piece of advice here

it may shock you

leave austin

>> No.7493001

>>7492661
nah senpai

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>>7492825
To soak up the grease

>> No.7493012

La Barbecue is fucking amazing.

I went on a Saturday when they were serving free beers. It's fucking based. That brisket is so amazing.

>tfw waiting in line for two hours and ready to order and they give me a tiny piece of brisket to thank me for waiting in line

>> No.7493015

>>7492970
Altogether, uh, probably 40-50 dollars. Possibly more.

>> No.7493025

>>7491276
average meal for the average american.webm

>> No.7493080

>>7493025
Don't be upset my redditor tourist friend

>> No.7493152
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>>7492810
>>7492961
enjoy your atherosclerosis

>> No.7493183

>>7492641
>Is there a reason its all on a platter like that?

To induce constipation.

>> No.7493186

>>7493152
I fucking will!

>> No.7493187

>>7493183
Like that episode of KOTH where Hank can't poop

>> No.7493193

I'm a vegan for health first. The ethical thing is a distant afterthought.
I'm not triggered by other people's poor decisions.

>>7492961
I want to choose the foods that put my risk of cancer at an absolute minimum. Why would I even consider any other diet?

>>7492810
Read the report.
>An analysis of data from 10 studies estimated that every 50 gram portion of processed meat eaten daily increases the risk of colorectal cancer by about 18%.
Source: World Health Organization

>> No.7493211

>>7491276
I'm from Sweden, would die to eat that

>> No.7493213

>>7493193
>Why would I even consider any other diet?

Because the whole concept is silly. The risk of cancer from food is incredibly low, but the impact on your life of maintaining that diet is major. Your "cure" is out of proportion to the risk.

>>rear the report
The next step is to understand the report. It means that your risk increases by a FACTOR of 18, not that you suddenly have a one-in-five chance of getting the cancer in the first place.

Let's say that you ordinarily had a 0.0001% chance of getting colon cancer. If you eat meat daily that increases to 0.000118%

Surely you have more important things to worry about than that?

>> No.7493219

>>7493193
But chances are you're going to get cancer no matter what you do. All mortals end, unfortunately. If it's not cancer it's heart attack, stroke, kidney failure whatever. Just live your life to the best of your ability and accept nature. But obviously if you plain dislike meat then there's no point eating it.

>> No.7493224

>>7492668
Depending on what you read, doing anything near civilization increases your risk of some cancer by somesuch or some disease by another.

Eventually if you read too deep you live in the midwest in the signal-free zone because wifi hurts your bones, next to the government telescopes.

If you're willing to take the extraordinary precautions necessary to eat meat-free while leading an excellently nutritious diet, good for you, but otherwise I'd have to say you're probably sacrificing more by giving up meat than you are benefiting from it. Also, at BEST it's a much narrower gap, and it also sounds like you're talking vegetarianism rather than veganism.

>> No.7493235

>>7491298
>bbq
>lean

>> No.7493236

>>7492668
Plus the fact that it's completely blackened adds to its carcinogenicity.

>> No.7493241

>>7493236
>>Confusing smoke with blackening from burning

>> No.7493248
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7493248

>tfw poor

I WANT IIIIT

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>>7493186
good luck with that

>> No.7493271

>>7493224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkWd0R05ZEs

animal flesh is bad for primates m8

>> No.7493307

>>7493271
Animal flesh is the only reason primates evolved large brains.

>> No.7493312
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>>7493307
cooking is what made us human, it allowed us to consume more calories in short time.

cooking is the only thing humans do differently thatn the rest of the animals. not eating meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEjgLqXQ04E

you give meat to a starch eater like humans and they will get atherosclerosis

>> No.7493319

>>7493307
why our brain is shrinking then ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sT48AoI-k

>> No.7493324

>>7493248
>poor
I've got 611 dollars in the bank. My rent is at 520. 4 dollars to get to work and back.
Nigga. I'm poor as fuck.

>> No.7493329

It should. Okra is disgusting.

>> No.7493488

>>7492592

>220/150

Blood pressure meds, fampai. I don't want to get a stroke.

>> No.7493634

>ITT autistic faggot vegans enjoying eating dirt instead of glorious meat

>> No.7493656

>>7491276
>puts meme meat directly onto meme paper

ebin

>> No.7493663

>>7493634
Strawberry, bananas, kiwi =\= dirt
Cow assholes aka burgers = shit, dirt whatever

>> No.7493693

Not vegan, but to bh it looks disgusting.

>> No.7493706

What's the pink stuff they put in the sandwiches? Pickled ginger?

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>>7491290
Nigga you never had real barbecue. Plain and simple. That shit is perfect in every way.

>> No.7493911

>>7493254
>that lack of sterility
triggered hard

>> No.7493932

>>7493706
pickled red onions

>> No.7493936

>>7493193
>I want to choose the foods that put my risk of cancer at an absolute minimum. Why would I even consider any other diet?
you're going to die some day and it's probably going to be horrible and if you get cancer it's probable that you had the right genetic markers for it so it wouldn't matter if you only ate kale and blueberries
enjoy your life a little

>> No.7494017

>>7492668
>enjoy your colon cancer
Or, maybe living to be 104 is what happens when you have BBQ pork all your life!
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/restaurants/shortys-bar-b-q-owner-edward-louis-allen-dies-at-104-6596464

>> No.7494025

>>7493706
>What's the pink stuff they put in the sandwiches? Pickled ginger?
red onion, sometimes called escabeche
I make mine with just a little lime juice and cold water, but you can enhance it too
http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Escabeche-De-Cebolla--Yucatecan-Pickled-Red-Onions

>> No.7494030

>>7493213
>is incredibly low

Scientifically false

>but the impact on your life of maintaining that diet is major

How utterly absurd, you're just an obese meat addict

>lets create a nonsensical bullshit hypothetical to make this very prominent statistic seem meaningless

>>7493219
>>7493936
Weirdos

>> No.7494040

>>7494030
im weird because i eat a typical diet without worrying whether it will add to a miniscule chance of getting a disease?
i'd call you weird for letting your irrational fears dictate your dietary choices

>> No.7494044

>>7491276

>This triggers the erection.

>> No.7494049

>>7494040
You're weird because you have a very cynical and borderline nihilistic view of the world

You're also weird because you think it's a "miniscule" chance

>> No.7494050

>ITT: ASS blasted vegancucks

>> No.7494052

>>7494044
>implying you didn't jizz your pants to that
Cause I sure fuckin did.

>> No.7494057

>>7494049
accepting the fact that i will one day die isn't nihilistic or cynical, it's common sense
and unless cancer runs in your family, getting it, especially from a specific source, is an extremely small chance
i'd rather live to 75 and eat good food and enjoy my life than live to 80 constantly in fear that one wrong meal will magically give me cancer
if anything that's the opposite of nihilistic

>> No.7494060

>>7494050
you know I find it always the opposite. People who slather at the thought of meat tend to trigger easier because they always resort to the same 3 ad homs. B12, complete protein and the other insignificant one. Its a sideshow.

>> No.7494061

>>7494057
Telling someone to potentially destroy their bodies because you say death is inevitable is very much nihillistic

>is an extremely small chance

Science says otherwise, obviously genetics play a role, but you're being an idiot by denying the fact diet can play a prominent role as well, as it has been proven

>constantly in fear that one wrong meal will magically give me cancer

Nice strawman, not a single person has implied something to that effect

Try again next time

>> No.7494082

>>7494060
I find it the exact opposite.

>> No.7494089

>>7494060

>ad hom

You aren't getting enough protein, and your brain is suffering for it.

>> No.7494097

>>7494061
There's a difference between telling someone to destroy their body and telling them it's okay to stick with the same diet humans have had for thousands of years
no you shouldn't eat a pound of steak everyday but cowering from the sight of it is just as stupid
while the WHO report did establish causality, it's still a slim chance at best that it would ever affect you.
and again, i'd rather enjoy my life than spend a couple more years going senile
http://www.theonion.com/article/report-red-meat-linked-contentedly-patting-belly-51739
http://www.theonion.com/article/study-links-meat-sugar-consumption-to-early-death--35447

>> No.7494116

>>7494097
>cowering from the sight of it is just as stupid

Again, no one is saying that, meanwhile you somehow think that humans making mistakes is inherently good

>rather enjoy my life

Who says you can't enjoy life if you're a vegan?

>slim chance

False again, this is the main issue of your misinformation

>unironically linking the onion

>> No.7494120

>>7494116
the onion articles are just to illustrate the point
but shit if there are a million cancer deaths a year and 30,000 of them are attributed to diet, i'd call that a pretty slim chance
anyway enjoy your soyrizo

>> No.7494130

>>7494120
>the onion are just to illustrate the point

Of what? How absurd your line of reasoning is? Agreed.

You don't even understand such a simple report, I doubt you could properly understand the statistics and attributes of cancer related deaths

>enjoy your soyrizo

I will, because I'm not some child that is unable to ween off meat or else I'll get cranky

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>>7491298
>salty, fatty meat is the best thing to eat on a cut
Not to mention the potential sugar content of the sauce

>> No.7494141

>>7494130
from the WHO
>about 34 000 cancer deaths per year worldwide are attributable to diets high in processed meat.
from cancer research UK
>8.2 million deaths per year from cancer
So that's what, a 0.4% chance that your death will be caused by your diet? And that's only if you get cancer in the first place, which is far from a given.
I'll take those odds without hesitating if it means I don't have to pretend I enjoy tofu

>> No.7494149

>>7494141
That is not how correlation and causation works

>durrrrrr i cant enjoy life without shoving hot dogs down my throat

>> No.7494153

>>7494149
And cancer isn't the only health-related ailment that can be associated with meat eating

>> No.7494160

>>7494149
>34000 deaths caused by cancer caused by processed meat
>8.2 million deaths caused by cancer regardless of cause
that's .4% of cancer deaths attributed to processed meat
and for a male, i have a 25% chance of dying from cancer at all
honestly it sounds fine to me the more i look at it
>>7494153
we've been talking about cancer this whole time don't change the subject

anyway, what i'm trying to say is
>I want to choose the foods that put my chance of enjoyment at the absolute maximum. Why would I even consider any other diet?

>> No.7494164

It's great that they serve it on crappy paper so it can go right into the trash without further ado.

>> No.7494170

>meat has no flavor
>better drown it on sauce

Such is life on the land of the free™

>> No.7494188

>>7494160
That's because you still don't understand correlation and causation

Animal products in general have carcinogenic properties, processed meats are not the sole source of animal products. You cannot affirmatively say that the amount of people that die from something that causes cancer means that that equates to the risk associated with getting cancer from that thing

>we've been talking about cancer this whole time

The general discussion has been about health >>7493193, cancer is just the main talking point regardless simply adding a relevant piece of information is not changing the subject

>what I'm trying to say is

Your following sentence is a tidbit of your whole argument, and that tidbit implies the maximum enjoyment is eating whatever you eat, as if that isn't incredibly subjective

>> No.7494193

>>7494170
>have no idea what i'm posting about
>shitpost anyway
>such is life for a shit poster

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>>7492940

Brisket is literally the worst tasting barbecue meat. I've tried it from several highly rated places and none of them even came close to being as juicy, flavorful, or tender as a middling quality Memphis-style pork rib.

Texas can take its beef barbecue and shove it

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>>7494469
Kansas City would like a fucking word with you son.

>> No.7494510

>>7494469
Now you're going to get your ass kicked, hillbilly scum.

>> No.7494512

>>7494500
>>7494469

We all know Carolina mustard style is where its at. Fuck your sweet sugary sauces.

>> No.7494518

>>7491282
Then you aren't a vegan, you're a vegetarian.

>> No.7494519

>>7493193
>>7493152
Why do you people even come to this board? To talk about salads? To preach your vegan religion? You know you have a lot in common with Jehovah's Witnesses.

>> No.7494524

>Live life as a pure and chaste vegan
>Never had an animal product in my entire life because based vegan parents
>One day, accidentally a bacon bit in my salad
>Next day I am diagnosed with prostate, brain, cervical and thyroid cancer

FUKKEN CARCINOGENS!

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7494526

>>7494512
You can claim your title as pulled pork sandwich king but that is it my friend. I'll give you that much.

>> No.7494537

>>7493319
Less vestigial leftovers that aren't used.

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7494559

>>7494500

I tried Arthur Bryant's. The burnt ends were vastly superior to the brisket, which I thought tasted as dry and overly smoky as any other I've had.

>>7494512

I'm from Virginia so I'm already inclined towards the Carolina styles, but if you don't add at least a little molasses or brown sugar to your vinegar sauces you're just depriving yourself of pork's marvelous ability to fuse sweet and savory.

>>7494510

I'd say it to your face if I could, cowboy. Barbecue pork kicks beef's ass any day of the week.

>> No.7494567

>>7494060
stupid vegancuck queer BTFO

>> No.7494635

>>7493319
Human brains are shrinking as they become more complex/streamlined. It's like how computers used to be the size of a room but the size of a usb stick now.

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7494691

>Gave up meat for lent
>See this thread

>> No.7494718

Looks disgusting.

>> No.7494755

>>7494691
it's almost over, you'll make it

>> No.7494758

>>7494518
That's not how that works.

>> No.7494970

>>7491335
>2016
>people are still not only doing this meme diet, but berating other people for not doing it

>> No.7494978

>>7493902
Its just food bro

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7494982

>>7491276
>degenerate tattooing
>probably in texas
>in austin
>i'd bet fucking money this is in austin
god i hate hipsters
reeeee

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7494983

>>7491295
i agree why is it black on the outside also sauce

>> No.7494991

>>7494982
>barbecue is hipster now
?

>> No.7495017

>>7493911
This photo was taken after the operation was finished. No need for sterility if patient is already closed. Also if I remember correctly they were operating that guy for like 12h straight. That's why they are so tired.

>> No.7495023

>>7494991
Austin hipsters have been co opting bbq for years now. Turn on the tv and look for any travel channel/food network show about Texas bbq and literally 90% of the time the owner is a feckless nu-male

>> No.7495050

>>7491276
Dat rip @ :26 got me triggered ngl.
Good thing there's also a fucking vegan bbq truck here in Austin.

>> No.7495055

>>7491335
keto is a shit meme diet

>> No.7495067

>>7491276
I am a vegan, and this triggers me... to shrug.

What were you expecting?

>> No.7495091

>>7495050
>vegan
>bbq

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7495264

>>7494635
>meat is why we got our big brains
>our brains are shrinking in an effective way

pick one

anyway, brain runs on glucose, not animal protein.
see this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eWTMSU1F-s

>> No.7495289

>>7493193

>An analysis of data from 10 studies estimated that every 50 gram portion of processed meat eaten daily increases the risk of colorectal cancer by about 18%.

increases the relative risk, not absolute risk. 118% of 5% is about 6%. i find the suggestion of proportionate increase very suspicious as well.

>> No.7495314
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7495314

>>7495050
>vegan
>bbq

>> No.7495466

>>7494983
God damn, you guys are retarded and have never had good BBQ. I feel sorry for you.

>http://amazingribs.com/tips_and_technique/bark.html

>> No.7495676
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7495676

>>7495050
>there's also a fucking vegan bbq truck here in Austin
>a food truck
>in Austin, TX
>serving vegan bbq

Christ alive I dare anyone to come up with something more hipster than that.

>> No.7496259

>>7492641
It is for like 2 to 4 ppl to gather round and dine off of that portion. Bbq is social food

>> No.7496269
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7496269

>>7491276
BREH

fuck that looks good.

>> No.7496275
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7496275

>>7491276
Fuck you faggot. You know you would taste and smell the same way? Flesh is flesh you fucking idiot, drop the meat…….very triggered.

>> No.7496286

>>7496275
>Flesh is flesh

That sounds like queer talk to me, buddy.

>> No.7496375

>>7494982
Lol can't have BBQ in Texas unless you're a hipster

Grow up

>> No.7496380

>>7495676
I'm not vegan but there's a really good vegan taco truck I go to here in San Antonio. The amount of people who walk away from delicious food just cause it's vegan fucking baffles me

>> No.7496391

>>7496275
actually, most humans would taste rather bitter due to their lifestyles and eating habits
though I'm sure vegans would taste fairly sweet

>> No.7496432

>muh meat
Disgusting on every level.

>> No.7496436

>>7496432

>muh thing

how can you enjoy a thing that i can preface with 'muh'? honestly you're just opening yourself up to criticism

>> No.7496455

>>7496432
>muh will to live
why don't you just kill yourself and spare the effort

>> No.7496559

>>7496455
>>7496436
>fatsos getting triggered this easily
The video and final presentation is nothing but slabs of meat with revoltingly greasy sauce sprinkled on top of it.
I love a good prepared piece of meat but the video here is plain disgusting.

>> No.7496560

>>7496559
>t. salad shooter

>> No.7496562

>>7496559

>i can only afford skirt steak

>> No.7496566

>>7496560

>I prefer meat in my rectum not in my mouth

>> No.7496568

>>7496560

> t. Atkins diet

>> No.7496574

>>7496436
You're a cool cat for that post, thanks mate.

>> No.7496580
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7496580

>>7496566
>>7496568
I only eat Powersauce bars thank you very much.

For that delicious Applecore flavour.

>> No.7496600

>>7494559
>The burnt ends were vastly superior to the brisket

burnt ends are brisket you ding dong

>> No.7496609

>muh meat muh fat muh sauce

is it tasty? of course

is it cuisine? of course not

>> No.7496618

>>7496609
>is it cuisine? of course not
>a style or method of cooking, especially as characteristic of a particular country, region, or establishment.

ok

>> No.7496619

>>7496559
Go die in a fire faggot

>> No.7496622

>>7491295
thats smoked idiot

>> No.7496647

>>7496618
if I don't consider it cuisine, it isn't. Once you're older you'll understand.

>> No.7496650

>>7496647
wow deep

>> No.7496655

>>7496559

>greasy sauce

more than likely the sauces involved don't have much fat in them, being vinegary/syrupy

>slabs of meat

oh, you only eat meat when it's cut into small pieces do you? can't do that yourself?

these are well prepared pieces of meat. i take it you just don't know much about american barbecue.

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7496666

>>7491276
Enjoy having a cancer-riddled body due to your shit diet.

>> No.7496675

>>7496666
vegan fags confirmed for satan

check'd

>> No.7496690

>>7491276
i eat meat but a few of the things at the start didn't look too good, it looks like the crust is too thick and dark but the rest looked good. maybe too much pickled onion.

>> No.7496708

>>7496647
that's some top tier shitposting my man

>> No.7496709

>not having god tier pulled pork and Brunswick stew in south Georgia

are you actually alive?

>> No.7496714

>>7493902
It looks overdone. Not the crust on the outside, but the lack of smoke ring + brown all the way through + not falling apart when he cuts it.

This looks like 3/10 bbq, done by a first-timer.

>> No.7496745

>>7496714

nah

it looks of a pretty professional standard and you sound like a charlatan

>> No.7496751

>>7491276
I was worried about the lack of vegetables but those last minute sides sealed it for me
Goddamn, how do they get them that tender?

>> No.7496755

>>7491276

the first time I've actually seen a decent meal sized portion of BBQ, and that whole platter is probably about 60 dollars.

BBQ is so overrated because it's like 15 bucks for 3 slivers of brisket, potato salad and some green beans.

>> No.7496766
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7496766

>texan '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''bbq'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>> No.7496767

>>7496766
>midwestcuck
spotted

>> No.7496816

>>7493152
fair enough

>> No.7496822
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7496822

>>7491276
>Eater

>> No.7496825

>>7491373
The black isn't from the meat getting burnt. It's from particulates of burnt wood depositing on the meat

>> No.7496828

>>7496767
Or he likes superior BBQ from NC, SC, or KC.

SC Whole hog mustard based BBQ is fucking delicious.

>> No.7496929

vegan here... you seem to think that all vegan's are disgusted by the sight of meat. that looks fucking delicious. i just have enough self control to stop myself from eating it. while others could say, "i'd kill to have that," i literally will not. have fun being a fat faggot because you can't control yourself :-)

>> No.7496987

>>7496929
>all vegans are skinny

Never understood this meme, I'd probably be fatter if I didn't eat meat.

>> No.7497011
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7497011

>>7491276
This placates the vegan

>> No.7497014
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7497014

>>7497011
wrong picture
ironic

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7497056

>>7491276

Is that Franklin's BBQ?

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7497063

>>7497011
>vegan
>eat butter

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7497073

> i will never perfect the pulled pork sandwich
I'm just gonna off myself.

>> No.7497078

>Moved next to Austin
>Never been to any of the three
One of these days, I guess.

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7497092

>> No.7497149

>>7497092
Is this supposed to be appetizing? Sorry, not American.

>> No.7497153

>>7497149

how about you explain why you think it's unappetising.

>> No.7497155

>>7497153
It's just meat, sauce, and purple shit. It's not unappetizing, it just does nothing for me.

>> No.7497192

>>7497155

well maybe if you had an inkling of what it might taste like you would think differently.

>> No.7497203

>>7496828
>Or he likes superior BBQ from NC, SC, or KC.
That's a weird way to say Memphis senpai.

>> No.7497245

>>7491276
Estimated cost for something like that meal OP.USD, etc

>> No.7497280

>>7497149
Not American either, and yes...yes it is.

>> No.7497283

>>7497149
Nationality has nothing to do with liking delicious cooked meat. You should come to Argentina and have true Asado. We will make a meat lover out of you.

>> No.7497314

>>7497245
I'm guessing around $30-50.

>> No.7497403

>burnt meat
Enjoy your cancer.

>> No.7497509

>>7497245
here in texas i could get that for twenty to thirty bucks

>> No.7497569

>>7492961
>gravity waves

>> No.7497662
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7497662

>>7491335
The opposite is the best diet, as many carbs as possible and zero fat and only as much protein as you need.

>> No.7497769

I have a vegan friend who has no problem helping me cook meat. Just don't push your nonsense on others.

>> No.7497784

>>7493152


One of these autistic vegan shitposters.

Oh please, as if American diet of fast food and soda should make an indictment of meat.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22223576

Meat doesn't increase your chance of gaining weight by itself. Would you look at that? The main thing that causes these heart attacks are obese people already who don't control their kcal intake and outake who as you could think don't give that much of a shit for changing their life style.


Kill yourself, You pesudo-intellecual half wit and go drink your sugar water like the fucking anorexic durianrider does, faggot.

>> No.7497789

>>7497662
>zero fat

ok kid

>> No.7497794

>>7497789
Yes, I know zero fat isn't really possible, but as low fat as possible (think Esselstyn diet) is super fucking healthy.

>> No.7497824

>>7497784
Nice reading comprehension, retard

>> No.7497830

>>7496375
found the nu-male

>>7497203
>memphis, tennessee
if i'm going to tennessee, i'm going to get hot chicken in nashville. not fucking ''''''''''barbecue'''''''''' in memphis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bAQg-zWmsI

>> No.7497864

>>7497830
>Carolina ground pork and ketchup slaw is better than Memphis bbq ribs still made by elderly negros.

>> No.7497907

>>7496600

well dang, I don't know why they tasted so much better then.

>> No.7497926
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7497962

>>7497864
you don't even want to know how many quotes i use for texas, kc, st.louis, korean or god forbid hawaiian

>> No.7497964

>>7497962
You're right, I don't.

>> No.7497992
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7497992

>he eats rotting animal flesh
>even though it gives you cancer
>and tastes like shit if you don't murder it with herbs
>and makes you violently ill if it isn't cooked at exactly the right temperature and eaten while its hot
>the farming of which also contributes to a large proportion of greenhouse gas emissions as well as the needless suffering of intelligent beings

>> No.7498163

Eurofag here.
Best place in America to eat these kinds of foods?

>> No.7498166

>>7497992
Breathing gives you cancer.

>> No.7498167

cruelty is dope man right on

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>>7497992

>he shit posts on a taekwando bird watching library
>he's a faggot
>he's pasty and thin like a fragile old woman
>he thinks he's a dietitian, despite gobbling up droplets of jizz like skittles
>his whole cuckshed smells like patchouli oil
>he still buys into the global warming scam and has to ride a bike for financial reasons

>> No.7498183

>>7491276
FUCK

>> No.7498197
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>>7498176
>he has no comebacks other than personal insults due to lack of intelligence
>he's fat
>he thinks that knowing basic nutritional facts makes you a dietician
>his third world shithole doesn't have a public transport system
>cannot into basic science either
were you fucking homeschooled or some shit nigger

>> No.7498199

>>7491276
How much does that cost?

>> No.7498243

Only thing this triggers is cardiovascular disease.

>> No.7498264

>>7497992
Eating meat doesn't give you cancer things like genetics or things that can alter you cells dna can cause cancer. But a diet high in animal proteins encourages the growth of cancer cells

Also cooking food to the proper internal temp isn't that hard. Can't tell you how many times I just try up some chicken and don't even use a thermometer just split it in half and see how the juices are and I have t been killed by food poisoning yet

Finally are you really gonna argue that vegetarian food doesn't also need to be spiced to death? Cause plain lentils and rice tastes amazing right?

>> No.7498283

>>7498197

>literally rehashes my post
>i'm so witty

lol fucking end your breathing.

>> No.7498288

>>7498283
BTFO, retard.

>> No.7498320

See, this is why I always try to buy free range or organic meats if I ever need to eat something. It's part of my philosophy of not being a hypocrite.

If you gave me a big farm to run around on, and let me stuff my face with good food, then hell yes you could eat me. I try not to support the poor ones suffering terrible factory conditions and all that.

>> No.7498545

>>7498283
>>7498288
nice samefag you redneck white trash piece of shit

>> No.7498553

>>7498320
they're still dying though mate. are you implying there's not enough food available for you which doesn't have to die before you can eat it?

>> No.7498566

>>7491373
>if it's black it's burnt
Oh look, it's THIS retard again.

>> No.7498571

>>7498553

That's why I don't have an all-meat diet. If possible, I subsist on foods that are commonly available, if a bit expensive. However, when money's short, you can't beat 5 pounds of chicken for 2.50.

Source: sale at Aldi's food store.

>> No.7498574

>>7492668
>bacon causes cancer
The oldest person in world eats bacon daily.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/10/18/Bacon-may-extend-life-expectancy/4211382116981/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11721581/Worlds-oldest-person-116-eats-diet-of-bacon-and-eggs.html

>> No.7498602

>>7498320
Free range means nothing, theyre still brutally tortured and slaughtered when it comes down to it, ripped away from birth

>> No.7498608

>>7494758

If you don't practice a form of preachy cultism then you're not a vegan.

>> No.7498609

>>7498574
>The oldest person in world eats bacon daily.

So what? Sample size of one is useless for drawing conclusions.

>> No.7498612

>>7498176
>>7498197
Capital autistm, gents.

>> No.7498615

I love meat, never really got into barbecue. I've tried a few 'american style' places with the smoke pits and all, the style of eating just doesn't appeal to me. It's imbalanced and everything seems to run together.

>> No.7498694

>>7498609
How about the first article?

>> No.7498706

>>7497992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pmMZDko60

>> No.7498720
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7498720

>>7497992
>and makes you violently ill if it isn't cooked at exactly the right temperature and eaten while its hot
lol wut

Chicken/horse/tuna/swordfish/salmon Sashimi? Steak tar tar? Pic related? Rare steak? Conch ceviche? And this is only what's off the top of my head...

2/10 I bit.

>> No.7498725

>>7498720

not to mention all the bajillion times people have got e coli or salmonella or campylobacter or whatever off like, spinach

newsflash: you get sick when someone fucks up and your food touches poo. that's basically the only reason anyone gets food poisoning

>> No.7498735

You people are using the word burnt when you should be using burned.

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7498781

Thank you OP, I'm getting high as FUCK and going to my local barbecue joint for lunch.

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>>7491298
> pork
> lean

Are you stupid?

>> No.7498991

>>7498320
>If you gave me a big farm to run around on, and let me stuff my face with good food, then hell yes you could eat me
You've not really thought this through, have you?
The world is your farm, and you are free to choose what food to stuff your face with.

>> No.7499511

>>7497092

How do I make this?

>> No.7501113

>>7497926
nice facebook meme

>> No.7501119

>>7498615
Where are you? You say American style in quotes so I assume you've never had it in the US? There's different styles here that everyone has an opinion on and of course there are good and bad places. For example before I ever went to Japan I never thought ramen was anything special despite having 'japanese style' at a restaurant.

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7501124

made some bacon with cayenne and honey mesquite spices

>> No.7501146

>>7494188
i regret not touching animal products because your posts gave me cancer anyway

>> No.7501206

>>7493241

blackening has more carcinogens you fuccboi

> Burnt or barbecued foods – a group of carcinogenic substances called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) can be produced if foods are overheated or burnt. Although charred or smoked foods could contain traces of PAHs, experts agree that the amount in the average Australian diet is too low to be considered a significant cancer risk. However, when cooking, it’s best to use relatively low temperature methods wherever possible, and limit your intake of char-grilled meats and foods. Low-temperature cooking methods include steaming, boiling, poaching, stewing, casseroling, braising, baking and microwaving or roasting.

https://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/health/conditionsandtreatments/cancer-and-food

>> No.7501961

When I saw the webm first time I was suspicious that what looked like barbeque might actually be cancerous organs or something, on account of the second thing (whatever's in the red bag) looking kind of like a diseased lung of some kind.

>> No.7502023

>>7501206

That's the point. The food in question is not blackened. It's smoked.

>> No.7503516

>>7493193
>>durr 18% that means 18% of humans
no dumbass, that means 18% of the incidence of colon cancer.

>> No.7503561

>>7497864
I live in Tennesse, it's not worth the bbq to come here, memphis is fucking awful.

>> No.7503594

>>7501206
Low and slow BBQ is cooked at around 107c or 225f , the blackening is the caramelization of the sugers and herbs in the dry rub and or sauce that's been applied

>> No.7504355

>>7498889
certain cuts of pork are very lean you shitlord

>> No.7505643
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7505643

This triggers everybody.

>> No.7505663
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>>7505643
can some beautiful co/ck tell me what in the fuck that is

>> No.7505676

>>7505663
pus

some herniated disc or smth

>> No.7505684

>>7505663
a cyst or something. they gotta throw everything away now

>> No.7506079

>>7505643
>>7505676
>>7505684
ew fuck that's gnarly

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>>7491276
what's the pink shit he uses as a salad

>pic related, my beef ribs

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7507736

>>7491391
ya for a jew like you mr gold blat berg stine

>> No.7507741

>>7493025
so much euro trash butt hurt

>> No.7507751

>>7494519
nah brah don't worry this just triggered him so hard his butt hurt spilled out of his mouth to make his fingers start typing.

>> No.7507755

>>7495264
>triggered

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7507759

>>7496666
triggered don't you have a hugbox to go back too.

>> No.7507763

>>7496755
fat ass detected eat lees you you ball up shit cunt.

>> No.7507768

>>7497155
go eat a cucumber sandwich numale

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>>7497403

>> No.7507838

>>7498889
>implying all pork is fat

Its like you're trying to be stupid.

>> No.7507856

>>7496666
There has been no definitive evidence which links meat to increased risk of cancer by any particular amount. It's going to be entirely negligible i.e. You're just as likely to get cancer from using a mobile phone. If you have any evidence which suggests it does more than increase the risk from a miniscule fraction of a percent to another miniscule fraction of a percent, feel free to post it.

Now I sure hope you don't live in the city since that will have an effect many many magnitudes greater than meat.

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7509395

>obvious bait thread
>173 posters, 283 posts

Least it will 404 soon, so we can have the same thread again.

>> No.7510906

>>7491302
No, there's been a limit of an individual IP hosting 5 active threads from before Hiro was instated as the administrator. This was instituted to reduce the impact of one man raids and other autistic individuals.

For example, if the limit weren't in place all it would take is one autist and an hour or so to turn an entire board into this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s5vRVmkNMc

To be clear, that means anyone can host [or in layman's terms OP a thread] up to five threads at once, or to put it in a way that describes the significance one person can have that means that they can be hosting up to about 3% of any one board's topics at any one time.

Though maybe that did get changed because of /news/ or maybe it got changed specifically for /news/. I haven't been keeping up with /qa/ at all for quite a while.

>> No.7510912

>>7492668
>WHO
>in charge of being objective
>in charge of being unbiased
>in charge of understanding science
>in charge of being right

WTC those sick rose colored glasses, Anon

>> No.7512744

>>7510912
it was IARC who made the report you spastic

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