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03/13/16(Sun)19:13:19 No.27135380
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Popeyes Mighty Good Fried Chicken was first opened in Arabi, Louisiana, a suburb of New Orleans in St. Bernard Parish, on June 12, 1972 as "Chicken on the Run"
The restaurant was founded on quality and attention to detail and nothing has changed since the moment they opened their first store.

My friends let me tell you. The moment I took a bite of my first piece of dark meat my life changed. I knew I would never be the same again.

>that flavor
>that crunch
>those spices
>the table side service and clean floors.


Popeye's has changed the restaurant game forever. I encourage you to run, not walk, down to Popeye's today!

>> No.7468140

It's really good, just don't eat inside. It's like having dinner in the chimp cage at the zoo.

>> No.7468144

>>7468133

If your Popeye ain't in the hood where you're surrounded by a bunch of niggers it probably isn't good.

>table service

I had to stand in line with the niggers. You actually eat in the Restaurant? Get that shit to go and get out.

>> No.7468149

>>7468140

That's racist anon and there is nothing racist about fried chicken

>> No.7468151

>>7468144
This, its a literal monkey cage. Get it drive through and eat it in a whole different neighbourhood.

>> No.7468172

>They just opened a location in my city
>Expensive as shit because Canada

Looks like I'll never have any

>> No.7468181

>>7468133

I tried it once and wasn't at all impressed.

>> No.7468190

Your shill post is just ad copypasta.
You're not even trying.
Get the fuck out.

>> No.7468520

Fucking shills all over /ck/

>> No.7468649

>>7468133
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>> No.7468678

>>7468133
my little brother used to work there

i ate so much closing shift leftover chicken that i will never go back, even though i like it

>> No.7468683

nigger food

also sage for advertising.

>> No.7468700

>>7468649
There's no way you could reach far enough to donkey punch an adult horse while fucking it in the ass. I don't believe this story is true.

>> No.7468712

>>7468700
Maybe his arms are noodly, elongated appendages faggot

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>>7468649
>>7468700
>>7468712

OP did not specify what kind of horse it was. It could have been a miniature horse, or maybe a Shetland pony? In that case, it would be 100% feasible to fuck the horse in the asshole--which would also be a more accommodating height for cock-to-asshole alignment (pic related)--whilst also easily donkey-punching it.