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7461775 No.7461775 [Reply] [Original]

Are Slim Jim's a type of sausage?

>> No.7461778

I would call them a meat stick.

>> No.7461779

>>7461775
mechancialy separated chicken - look it up

>> No.7461784

>>7461778
Aren't sausages just meat sticks?

>> No.7461788
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7461788

I once found a piece of shot from a shot gun in a Slim Jim. I have no clue how it got there. Any theories?

>> No.7461795

>>7461788

American hillbilly randomness.

>> No.7461803

>>7461788
Slim Jims are all natural, craft meat sticks

>> No.7461813

>>7461788
some nig nog probably tried robbing the gas station you bought it at and got blasted away

>> No.7461823

>>7461813
eh I think the package was sealed pretty well so my guess is they were using some kind of surface meat maybe neck meat to make the sticks and a cow got shot there.

>> No.7461828

>>7461788
I've found shot in pheasant after cooking but it was steel not lead so didn't concern me

>> No.7461833

>>7461823
I doubt Slim Jim slaughters its animals with shotguns.

>> No.7461839

Yes. It's a filthy Americuck, mass manufactured version of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kabanos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabanossi

>> No.7461840

It's processed meat in a tube shaped casing, so yes.

Then again, people here will try to say that hot dogs aren't really sausages, so why bother.

>> No.7461867

>>7461839
That looks really good.

>> No.7461883

They are a type of animal refuse.

>> No.7461927

>>7461775
SLIM JIM ISNT A NAME ITS A BRAND WHAT IS THIS SAUSAGES NAME I KNOW ALL THE SAUSAGE NAMES THERE ARE OVER 800 VARIETIES WHERE I COME FROM AND I KNOW THEM ALL

>> No.7461942

>>7461839
>polecucks
Disgusting subhuman trash

>> No.7461963
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>>7461927
its a brand and a name, and it is a fucking slim jim. if you want another name for it, it is a snack stick. it is a mass produced spicy stick of meat made in a giant factory, with ingredients that are designed to be as cheap and flavorful as possible. there isn't a "variety" of sausage it is. it was invented to make as big a profit as possible by being cheap to make and tasty to eat. there is no regard for the tradition of sausage making

eat me

>> No.7462140

>>7461927
Hey, it's that faggot from the scotch egg thread.

I'm glad you are starting to learn that sausages have names like someone from a first world country.

>> No.7463084

>>7461963
>there is no regard for the tradition of sausage making

That literally doesn't matter. A McDouble has no regard for the tradition of burger making but it's still a burger

If anything, a Slim Jim is a form of "snack sausage" which is just a small, dried sausage

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SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

>> No.7464377

Are they not a form of shitty jerky? What the hell are you guys talking about sausage for?

>> No.7464382

>>7464377
I'll have you know there are over 8 gorrilian types of sausages in Germany alone and each of them are distinct and have strict government mandated names and definitions. I want to know exactly which one a Slim Jim is.

>> No.7464432

>>7464382
its not fucking german, its shitty factory made american shit. it does not conform to german law. it is made from beef pork mechanically seperated chicken, salt, msg, tabasco brand hot sauce, hydrolyzed soy, nitrates, food coloring, etc. It isn't a type of fucking german sausage you fucking autist

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>>7464382
Holy shit a Slim Jim is not a sausage do you not have them in your country

That was the point of my post

This is a sausage - standard Slim Jims are jerky

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>>7461833

Big Jim does tho

dat cognitive dissonance

>> No.7464860

>>7464588
But what kind of sausages is that, if you can't tell me then it isn't sausage.

>> No.7464872
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7464872

The sausage spectrum is wider than the electromagnetic spectrum

>> No.7464880

>>7464872
What the fuck Yurop?

>> No.7464882

>>7464872
>ireland

>> No.7464902

>>7464872
Is that good to eat?

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>>7464382
>>7464382
>8 gorrilian types of sausages in Germany
>your mum prefers my Turkish brand

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>> No.7465133

>>7464967
good lad