/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7455699]

This burger is 100% vegan.

[G8rH8r No.7455705]

>>7455699
then it's not a burger, it's a veggie sandwich

[Anonymous No.7455714]

They test ketchup on black people so much for not harming animals

[Anonymous No.7455734]

I guarantee you yeast was used in making that bun.

[Anonymous No.7455737]

Sorta looks like Wendy's.

Congratulations?

[Anonymous No.7455750]

>>7455734
Yeast is a fungus.

[Anonymous No.7455753]

What's the "burger" made from?

Also, is lab meat vegan?

[Anonymous No.7455758]

>>7455750
Which is living. It's not vegan at that point. Vegans can really only eat rocks. They literally can't drink water because of the microorganisms in it.

[Anonymous No.7455760]

Mind sharing the recipe?

[Anonymous No.7455765]

>>7455758
kek'd

[Anonymous No.7455768]

>>7455758
Sentient beings

[Anonymous No.7455770]

>>7455765
You think I'm joking?

[Anonymous No.7455774]

>>7455758
>>7455768
You aren't funny. Do you guys seriously not understand veganism?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vegan

[Anonymous No.7455775]

>>7455768
Have you ever met a chicken? Do you think that is sentient?

[Anonymous No.7455776]

>>7455758
That's not how it works, retard.

[Anonymous No.7455778]

>>7455699
so 100% shit

[Anonymous No.7455783]

>>7455774

[Anonymous No.7455785]

>>7455776
>>7455774
>>7455768
Did you forget what website you were on?

[Anonymous No.7455788]

>>7455775
Yes and yes. They may be dumb, but they're still sentient and have a desire to live, just like most people.

[Anonymous No.7455795]

>>7455788
>deserve to live
tell that to the wolves who eat chickens

You can be a chicken, always crying about "muh chicken's rights" or you can act like the dominant species and eat those chickens.

[Anonymous No.7455797]

>>7455795
The word was desire.

[Anonymous No.7455799]

>>7455753
>>7455760
I made that burger a few months ago so I don't really remember. But I bought the patty from a store, was actually really nice.

There's also lettuce, tomatos, cucumber and Sriracha.

[Anonymous No.7455803]

Vegan food has made huge improvements in the last couple years. Basically anything can be veganized, there's even vegan steak.
This is a cooking board...has anyone here ever had seitan? Holy fuck it's good. Google vegan food porn.
Vegans give up NOTHING these days. I eat more cheese than ever

[Anonymous No.7455807]

Vegan ribs made from seitan

[Anonymous No.7455808]

>>7455795
Granted, that anon did say desire, not deserve, but he/she is retarded to think that we're all not ALL fucking animals and that every other animal that he/she so covets actually eats whatever it can get.

[Anonymous No.7455809]

>>7455803
>seitan
It's called gluten you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.7455810]

>>7455803
Does gardein make steaks now, or is that just a burger with "au poivre" sauce on it?

[Anonymous No.7455814]

>>7455808
Yes and those animals are leaps and bounds dumber than humans. Comparing us to a wolf is retarded. We have the option to not eat meat, and I choose to take it. If you don't that's fine, but there's no need to shit on people who don't want to kill something for their meals.

[Anonymous No.7455816]

>>7455814
>Comparing us to a wolf is retarded.
Unless you're an autistic furry

[Anonymous No.7455821]

>>7455814
We're not that much smarter than wolves, friend. Keep telling yourself that you are. Eat what's in front of you. You wouldn't be here today if your grandpa didn't

[Anonymous No.7455823]

>>7455816
Wow, that's almost relevant. Good try anon, you should get a gold star.

[Anonymous No.7455828]

>>7455821
>were not that much smarter than wolves

[Anonymous No.7455831]

>>7455828
Do you really believe that you're not an animal? Are you that far removed from reality?

[Anonymous No.7455832]

Vegan mac n cheese. Did you know a balanced vegan diet is nutritionally complete? There's a lot of talk about iron, protein, vitamin d, omega 3, and of course b 12
- iron is found in high sources in leafy greens
- same with protein
- vitamin d is found in sunlight and fortified milks
- omega 3 is found in seeds and nuts
- animals do not naturally produce large amounts of b12. Livestock feed is supplemented with b12 which humans then consume. B12 is actually created in the soil. Historically, we got enough b12 because we didn't repeatedly wash and sanitize our produce before it reached our plate. B12 is found in cereals and nutritional yeast, but many choose to supplement with pills anyway as the effects of low b12 levels are devestating and irreversible. 40% of Americans are deficient in b12 despite the vast majority of them consuming animals regularly

[Anonymous No.7455833]

>>7455774
You must be fun at parties

[Anonymous No.7455839]

>>7455831
I didn't say we aren't animals, but yes they're right behind us! I hear they finally got their space program going!

[Anonymous No.7455840]

>>7455809
You make seitan out of vital wheat gluten and seasonings. Anyway there is also gluten free seitan but I like my gluten. Why are you confused?

[Anonymous No.7455842]

>>7455833
What's fun about lying?

[Anonymous No.7455844]

>>7455839
Good luck with that next call to your mom to borrow some money

[Anonymous No.7455846]

>>7455753
Lab meat technically isn't vegan in that the initial cell is sourced from a donor animal, meaning it's an animal product. People who are vegan for health reasons, for example, would avoid lab meat. But lab meat would likely make a lot of ethical vegans drop the label because from it doesn't harm animals.

[Anonymous No.7455847]

>>7455840
where do I find these recipes?

[Anonymous No.7455848]

>>7455844
Sick comeback dipshit

[Anonymous No.7455852]

>>7455810
It's from a restaurant however if you're interested in vegan steaks check out wheaty products

[Anonymous No.7455856]

>>7455848
It got you to respond with anger. It must have hit a little close to home and quite the "sick comeback."

[Anonymous No.7455859]

>>7455847
Google.com, friend. Seitan ribs, seitan steak..whatever you want. It's a bit intimidating but actually really easy.
Combine vital wheat gluten with water and spices, massage the dough for a minute, let rest. Bring a pot of vegetable broth to a very light simmer. Add in the dough. Cover and walk away for 30 mins. Do not let boil. Remove and cut up. Seitan is that easy

[Anonymous No.7455864]

>>7455856
So you lost the argument but at least you made someone feel bad. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.7455870]

>>7455864
I get off on it.

[Anonymous No.7455875]

>>7455870
Sad.

[Anonymous No.7455882]

>>7455864
Looks like he won it

[Anonymous No.7455885]

>>7455875
Maybe you're in the wrong place, then.

[Anonymous No.7455892]

>>7455885
I wasn't aware this was a board for sadism fetishists.

[Anonymous No.7455895]

So are we actually talking about food and cooking here

[Anonymous No.7455899]

>>7455803
What's the point? If you're just going to attempt to replicate preexisting meat-based foods then you're just wasting time.

Eat stuff, that's why it's here. Moderation is the key to everything.

[Anonymous No.7455902]

>>7455892
The board isn't, the site is.

[Anonymous No.7455903]

>>7455895

>vegan burger
>store bought patty

Nope, neither food nor cooking.

[Anonymous No.7455904]

>>7455903
This

[Anonymous No.7455935]

>>7455899
The vegan steak is probably packaged and frozen. What time is being wasted?

The point is not eating meat. That is always the point. There's also the novelty of eating meat that isn't meat. I mean, that's pretty cool, I think so anwyay.

[Anonymous No.7455936]

>>7455842

Lying is the most fun a boi can have without taking his clothes off, Anon. ;^)

[Anonymous No.7456576]

>>7455935
I can understand not eating mammals, heck I can understand not eating chickens to a certain extent, but why not eat fish?

[Anonymous No.7456584]

>>7455846
It'll be interesting if Lab meat ever actually takes off(big if). Will people look back on eating normal meat as barbaric?

[Anonymous No.7456657]

>>7455935
>chopping mushrooms
>frying mushrooms
>meatballs

what exactly is the point of this webm?

[Anonymous No.7456687]

>>7456657

Presumably there was a few steps left out where the sauteed mushrooms were mixed with a binding agent, formed into balls, and then cooked in some manner or other so as to resemble meatballs, before being drowned in tomato sauce so that nobody would know any better at first glance.

[Anonymous No.7456705]

>>7456687
Yeah pretty much.

((don't tell anyone but the binding agent was eggs.))

[Anonymous No.7457022]

>>7455699
>no cheese or sauce

Fucking trash
Vegetarian CHEESEburgers are superior

[Anonymous No.7457026]

>>7455774
>>7455776
>Falling for the bait
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.7457027]

>>7455699
my dick is 100% vegan

[Anonymous No.7457030]

>>7457027
Is cum vegan?

[Anonymous No.7457033]

>>7455788
>desire to live
Nobody past 19 has a desire to live

[Anonymous No.7457038]

>>7457030
ask your mom

[Anonymous No.7457039]

>>7457038
She said she didn't know.

[Anonymous No.7457276]

*This burger is 100% shit

ftfy

[Anonymous No.7457298]

>>7455814
But you, and indeed almost 100% of vegans, wouldn't have killed something for your meals. It would've been killed long before it ever reached your plate.

If people are vegans because of health, whatever, that's their thing. But I don't understand why people are like 'save the animals, everything deserves to live, waaah'. Nigga, those animals would've been killed no matter what. The only way to change that shit would be to make the vaaaaaaaaaaaaaast majority of the world suddenly stop eating meat, and that's not going to happen any time soon. Vegans and vegetarians are in the minority, and there's a better-than-evens chance that they'll stay that way. Cows, sheep, pigs and chickens will keep getting slaughtered regardless of whether you, everyone you know, everyone they know, and everyone THEY know immediately stopped eating meat.

[Anonymous No.7457303]

>>7455758

You would have to eat sterile rocks, which would pretty much always require sterilising the rocks first, killing micro-organisms. The only thing vegans can eat are those moon rocks they took back in sterile conditions.

[Anonymous No.7457445]

>>7457298
you almost hit the reason why I'm against veganism

We have OVER 90 MILLION head of cattle in the US alone. What happens to all those animals we're artificially supporting in a desert? What happens to the million farmers who depend on raising cattle?

There's more to it than just "don't eat meat because it's bad lmao". We've reached a point where we LITERALLY cannot switch, or our economy would take a major hit.

[Anonymous No.7457658]

It not looking like a burger. The bun looks somehow wrong. It looks more like a "Frikadelle im Brötchen".

Hint: some turkish food stores sell something that is more like a real burger bun.

[Anonymous No.7457694]

>>7456705
>((don't tell anyone but the binding agent was eggs.))
Or that the parmesan-resembling topping was cheese?

[Anonymous No.7457706]

>>7457298
>it's going to die anyway! Why not eat it?!
Because it's not dying naturally. Being hunted by predators or famine or disease whatever. I don't even have a problem with people hunting, be it for food or sport. They're license money goes into conservation efforts.
The argument about HURR DURR WHAT BOUT ALL DA CATTLE is so dumb. They'll fucking die. We created a domesticated species, and when we stop needing them they'll die. I'd rather have that happen than year after year millions upon millions of animals are slaughtered after dumping a shit load of valuable resources into them that could be used on agriculture or people in general.

[Anonymous No.7457717]

>>7457298
>"I'm literally retarded and don't know how the market works."

[Anonymous No.7457725]

>>7455714
>tries to be edgy
>testing ketchup

[Anonymous No.7457748]

I wish I wasn't vegan, I want out
It feels like a mental illness

[Anonymous No.7457976]

>>7457706
But those resources are literally being used by the people.

If you didn't know, the actual caloric difference between eating a cow and eating a cow's food is low.

More importantly, why should we put animals above people? You're saying "fuck the midwest, they shouldn't be doing this, let them all die"
Cows, as a species, are doing a whole lot better than other animals we try to preserve like the bald eagle.

[Anonymous No.7457992]

I wish I wasn't a meat eater, I want out.
It feels like a mental illness.

[Anonymous No.7458000]

>>7455774
>veganism

[Anonymous No.7458022]

>>7455699
It's only 50% vegan. The burger would need to a self-righteous, scentifically illiterate and generally far-left to be truly vegan.

[Anonymous No.7458076]

>>7457976
All that water and feed? There are plenty of other places that can go to. Also the midwest is primarily corn and soybeans.
The eagle is flourishing in the wild thanks to conservation efforts.

[Anonymous No.7458111]

>>7458076
>plenty of other places
not really, we can't even eat animal pellets.
water is a problem, but the LARGEST contributor to that problem is growing almonds. It takes over a gallon of water to grow one almond. We ship 40% of our almonds overseas. Don't bitch about using too much water when the problem is literally vegan.

[Anonymous No.7458132]

ITT: lots of very attractively plated and styled food that tastes like wallpaper paste. Give me a runny-diarrhea-looking lamb curry any day.

[Anonymous No.7458199]

>>7458111
Vs the 9 gallons it takes to raise 1 pound of beef. That doesnt include the water used to raise the cows food though so it's technically more. But yes try to brush it off on almonds

[Anonymous No.7458212]

>>7458199
Correction after looking at other sources it's 441 gallons per pound which takes into account feed

[Anonymous No.7458214]

>>7458199

A pound of almonds is equal to 3 cups of almonds, and that amounts to roughly 276 almonds per pound. So a pound of beef cost 9 gallons of water while a pound of almond cost 276 gallons of water, if both of your numbers are correct.

[Anonymous No.7458220]

>>7458212
>>7458214
caloric difference between a pound of beef and a pound of almonds?

[Anonymous No.7458237]

>>7458220
A pound of almonds has like twice the amount of calories than a pound of beef. And just as much protein if not more

[Anonymous No.7458238]

>>7455699
feminine dick

[Anonymous No.7458255]

>>7458237
it's actually around 30% more calories and 30% less protein

That doesn't even matter though because people aren't going to give up steaks for nuts.

[Anonymous No.7458259]

>>7458214
See >>7458212

[Anonymous No.7458260]

>>7455803
Do you live near any good vegan restaurants? If you're neat Chicago I recommend the Chicago Diner. Best food ever. My carnivore family even loves it.

[Anonymous No.7458265]

>>7458237
We don't export 40% of our beef though

We're essentially sending almost half our water overseas, while people in california have water restrictions

[Anonymous No.7458267]

>>7458255
Obviously, but the point is that panning off water usage on almonds is retarded

[Anonymous No.7458524]

I used to have a vegan girlfriend that would not eat vegan imitation meats, because her food also had to be intellectually vegan.

[Anonymous No.7458573]

>>7458524
>intellectually vegan
what the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.7458585]

>>7455753
It's made from vegans. 100% vegan, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.7458587]

>>7458573
It's called a limp wrist

[Anonymous No.7458602]

>>7458573

She said that it couldn't imitate anything that causes harm of animals, because it makes light of their suffering. She was pretty much just a raw vegan.

[Anonymous No.7458784]

>>7455699
#NOTABURGER

[Anonymous No.7458993]

>>7458602
I'm vegetarian with a vegan gf
I have a feeling like her veganism is just a clever masquerade for an eating disorder. The most I've seen her eat in a single sitting is a banana, which she almost didn't finish.
I don't want her to die, fellas. Gonna make some seitan stuff that I think she'll like.

[Anonymous No.7459004]

>>7458993
Remember that cum is vegan-friendly.

[Anonymous No.7459010]

>>7459004
don't need to be reminded mia famiglia

[Anonymous No.7459011]

>>7455699
My dick is 100% flacid.

[Anonymous No.7459027]

>>7455699

This poster is 100% faggot.

[Anonymous No.7459123]

>>7457033
26 here, can confirm

[Anonymous No.7459129]

looks good m8

[Anonymous No.7459192]

>Protozoa are simple, single-celled animals.
>They are the smallest of all animals.
>Most protozoa are microscopic in size, and can only be seen under a microscope.
>However, they do breathe, move and reproduce like multicelled animals.

[Anonymous No.7459221]

>>7455753
>Also, is lab meat vegan?

to nutritional/health vegetarians, no, it's still meat

to environmental vegetarians, maybe (probably yes since i cant imagine vat meat to be terribly ecologically impacting)

to ethical vegetarians, yes (unless stealing a couple cells from a donor animal is considered cruel, which I doubt most would think)

however, by and large most vegetarians (including myself)/vegans fall under the health category, even if they also agree with other ones, so I wouldn't count on it making a huge impact into that market

I'd actually be fine eating it occasionally, couple times a month or so

[Anonymous No.7459224]

>>7455803

seitan is the hardest thing to cook right I've ever done

like you fuck it up a little and it turns into unchewable shoe rubber

[Anonymous No.7459231]

>>7459221
Lab meat isn't vegetarian yet, the serum it grows on is made from cow fetus but they're developing it to be free of that

[Anonymous No.7459235]

>>7455699
It shows

[Anonymous No.7459236]

>>7455832

this is pretty misleading, im vegetarian and there's no feasible way to get enough iron and zinc in your diet unless you literally just gorge on spinach/kale and mushrooms all day

i mean if you want to be an anemic little girly man sure whatever, but i take health a little more seriously, and the vegetarian/vegan diet is a convenience made feasible only by modern supplementation

omega 3s are easy to cover with flaxseed
protein can be an issue but is totally overblown unless you're non-dairy
i think everyone should supplement d3 regardless of diet

[Anonymous No.7459247]

>>7457445

this is like saying we should just sit in for the long haul with things like oil, lead, and asbestos, rather than looking towards the future and trying to replace them with better options

obviously you don't just off an ban cows overnight

[Anonymous No.7459405]

>>7455753
>is lab meat vegan?

>>7458524
>intellectually vegan.
Been there.

[Anonymous No.7459936]

>>7455803
Seitan is really the only TVP that I would choose to eat. When cooked properly it really is delicious.

[Anonymous No.7460047]

>>7455750
Yeast is closer to animals than plants genetically.

Murderer

[Anonymous No.7460111]

>>7458524
>>7458602
vegan "meat" is a retarded concept anyways and I applaud any vegan or veg who'll refuse to eat it for whatever reason. eat the real fucking thing for fuck's sake! There are plenty of delicious vegan or veg dishes, fuck vegan "bacon" or any of that stupid shit.

I'm not even vegetarian but that shit makes me question the ability of others to think

[Anonymous No.7460127]

>>7458585
kek

[Anonymous No.7460140]

>>7460111
>vegan "meat" is a retarded concept
>I applaud any vegan or veg
>eat the real fucking thing
>fuck vegan "bacon"
>that shit makes me question the ability of others to think

I have many questions, and all of them are "why?"

[Anonymous No.7460148]

>>7455699
It most certainly is not.
1) the bun - were any eggs, milk, yeast or butter used? I thought so.
2) the "patty" - artificial flavours are either yeast-based or animal byproducts (i.e. stock from bones, etc.).
3) ketchup - most off the shelf cheap ketchup brands include artificial flavour enhancers, see 2)

[Anonymous No.7460156]

>>7460148
That's certainly a lot of assumptions.

[Anonymous No.7460245]

>>7456584
i doubt lab meat will ever replace real meat because all the farmers would be fucked. the technology may get there eventually in like 50 years to produce it efficiently and effectively but there's huge societal and economical factors to consider

[Anonymous No.7460272]

>become vegeterian and don't tell anyone because why should i
>takes an entire year for friends to catch on
>as soon as i admit it they make fun of me relentlessly and treat me like shit
>don't talk to any of them anymore
Why are meatfags so intolerant of people who chose to live differently from them?

[Anonymous No.7460273]

>>7457303
If they do that, they'll become Cave Johnson...

[Anonymous No.7460276]

>>7455699
Looks dry as shit

[Anonymous No.7460279]

>>7455807
If it did not come from the rib of an animal, it is not a rib.

[Anonymous No.7460281]

>>7458260
Omnivore. Since clearly they will eat at a vegan restaurant, that makes them omnivores. Carnivores ONLY eat meat.

[Anonymous No.7460298]

>>7457748
Then stop being vegan. Go out, eat an egg, have some chicken nuggets, savor a slice of bacon.

[Anonymous No.7460399]

This burger is 100% German. How can you call yourself a vegan when every plant that grows in your area feeds off Jew ashes in the soil?