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7455449 No.7455449 [Reply] [Original]

>Nothing to drink for me.
>I brought my vintage canteen with fresh garden hose water from home!

>> No.7455455

When has this ever happened to you?

>> No.7455461

>>7455455
Last weekend.

>> No.7455466

>>7455461
No, it didn't

>> No.7455473

I brought a metal bottle of water to panera once because I had just ran and was thirsty. They charged me $1.50 for bringing in my own container full of water

Needless to say I haven't been to Panera since and never will

>> No.7455482

>>7455449
This seems like it would be more of a hipster thing than a fedora thing.
Are fedoras and hipsters merging?

>> No.7455496

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Water thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" undesirable man wearing a fedora, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about what beverage people get with their meal. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic autistic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I'LL JUST HAVE LE SILLY WATER, THANKS" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.7455525

>>7455473
And you payed it? Fucking cuck.

>> No.7455538

>>7455473
I don't believe you since water is free there.

>> No.7455545

You know beverage industries have done good job when it actually triggers people that some people drink water.