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7446387 No.7446387[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>chuh-pole-tay

>> No.7446428

>>7446387
>eee koh lie

>> No.7446429

Die-uhhh-REEEEEEEEEEEE-uhhhhhhhh

>> No.7446437

Shitty overpriced brofeed

>> No.7446445 [DELETED] 

チポテレ

>> No.7446464

Best combination:
>white rice
>pinto beans
>chicken
>medium salsa
>cheese
>sour cream

>> No.7446517

>>7446464
WRONG
>white rice
>black beans
>carnitas
>hot salsa
>cheese
>sour cream
>lettuce

>> No.7446529

Chi-pot-lay

>> No.7446547

enjoy your food poisoning

>> No.7446556

>>7446464
Nope
>cilantro rice
>black beans
>barbacoa
>absolutely every topping including guac and extra cilantro
>as a bowl
Unbeatable.

>> No.7446613

Chipot-gay's portions are god-awful, literally rentboy-tier

>> No.7446624

>>7446613
Huh? Chipotle has massive portions.

>> No.7446633

>>7446464
>>7446517
>>7446556
OBVIOUS BEST CHOICE
>beans
>cheese
>tomato
>jalapeno
>throw it in the trash without paying, then turn 720 degrees and leave

>> No.7446640

>>7446464
>brown cilantro rice
>pinto beans
>sauteed veggies
>carnitas
>hot salsa
>extra corn salsa
>lil bit of sour cream
>lettuce

>> No.7446647

>bowl (burritokiddies gtfo)
>white rice
>black beans
>barbacoa
>mild salsa
>corn
>lettuce
>cheese
>light sour cream
>lettuce

>> No.7446656

>>7446464
>two tortillas (ask them to double wrap it, like they sometimes do if it rips. i've never been charged for extra tortilla)
>brown rice--extra rice
>no beans
>veggies
>chicken AND carnitas
>extra corn salsa
>extra cheese
>lettuce

fucking greatest of all time.

>> No.7446667

>>7446613

i am a proud "browser" who rarely posts, but i couldn't let your silly assertion go unchallenged.

1.) Get a burrito bowl
2.) Get extra rice
3.)Get fajita veg
4.)Ask for crunchy taco shells
5.)Ask for your meat of choice (and then after they put the standard amount on, tell them you've had a change of heart and now you want DOUBLE meat) you get so much extra if you do it this way vs. asking for double
>corn/pico/hot green salsa
>extra cheese
>sour cream on side

this is literally the perfect chipotle order after you steal an obnoxious amount of napkins and a bottle or two of tobasco

>> No.7446671

>>7446667
Does it cost extra for e coli, or is it complimentary?

>> No.7446677

>>7446640

Are you me?

>> No.7446682

>>7446677
I dont think so, but its the best fucking order ever!

Even better if you want to fully splurge and get chips and guac, but i almost never do because its already so much food and also so many calories

>> No.7446693

>average but OK burrito
>the workers understand english
>you probably won't get robbed and raped in the parking lot if ur a gril
>it's way too fucking expensive
>talk shit about filthy taquerias all you want, but your might get e-coli and die at chipotle.

I don't hate Chipotle, it's a decent burrito if your a walking vagina and it's easier to overpay out the ass than deal with getting yourself a burrito. Not gonna lie, sometimes I go because it's closer than the barrio.

>> No.7446706

>>7446693
Mexicans don't fuck with non-mexicans. They're not like niggers.

>> No.7446734
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7446734

>White people go to Chipotle thinking this is 100% Mexican cuisine

>> No.7446739

>>7446734
It is
Montezuma's Revenge

>> No.7446745

WHO THE FUCK POSTED A PHOto in here

>> No.7448153

>>7446745
love you

>> No.7448186

>>7446647
dis niggas got it. except replace mild with hot salsa.

>> No.7448470

>>7446387
tʃəpolte

>>7446429
dajəɹi:ə

>>7446437
ʃJɾi ovərpɹajsd bɹofid

>> No.7448476

Steak burrito
Black beans
White rice
Pico
Red hot
Lettuce
Cheese

and mix it up. Thanks

Eat with green Tabasco and iced tea

>> No.7448590

>>7446387
saying she-poat-lay sounds pretentious

we're speaking english, not spanish

i say chip-pot-lee

>> No.7448618

>>7448590
That's because you're retarded