Bottled Water General

[Anonymous No.7438707]

Post your favorite brand of bottled water.

[Anonymous No.7438719]

While I think bottled water is bullshit, I still like Fiji. But there's a spring near where I live that pumps out the most delicious water I've ever had. The people that own the land don't realise the gold mine they're sitting on top of.

[Anonymous No.7438751]

meme water VOSS

[Anonymous No.7439648]

Poland springs master race

[Anonymous No.7439653]

>>7438751
this tbqh

I just like the bottles. Apparently you can buy 4-packs of the bottles separately now.

[Anonymous No.7439766]

>>7438707
This is the only water that I will drink.

[Anonymous No.7439784]

>not drinking black water

[Anonymous No.7439801]

Fucking hell anon really?

Bottled water general?

This is a troll thread, right?
.... That being said Topo Chico is the best thing mexicans have come up with since pretending their women have Colombian physique.

[Anonymous No.7439804]

>>7439784
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.7439954]

Just get it from the tap your fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.7439955]

>>7439804

Black water

[Anonymous No.7439962]

Deer Park.

[Anonymous No.7439977]

I drink tap water because it's fucking stupid not to. Bottled costs more money, is bad for the environment, and just plain tastes bad (like plastic). Plus, if my glass is empty, I just have to walk ten feet to the sink instead of driving all the way to the store.

[Anonymous No.7439981]

I pay a little extra for a superior water.

>>7439954
>willingly drinking poison

[Anonymous No.7439984]

>>7439981
Bottled water isn't regulated like tap water and has more shit in it usually you idiot.

[Anonymous No.7439989]

>>7439984
>usually
I like how people like you put words like that in their "facts". Just shows you have no idea what you're talking about.

How often do you think your pipes are cleaned?
When do you think they were installed?
Where is your water coming from?
How many times is it being treated?
Is it being treated at all?
Does it come from a dedicated drinking water line or dual-purpose pipe(the other purpose is sewage)?

Ya no thanks. Bottled water is a safe bet. And unless you're some kind of broke degenerate, it's very affordable.

[Anonymous No.7440000]

>>7439984
No, didn't you read the bottle? It's SMARTwater! He's actually super smart for drinking it!

[Anonymous No.7440001]

>>7439989
You know why I used usually? Because broke nigger infested ghetto areas will be the exception to the rule.

Can you tell me how or who handled your bottled water? You want to tell me just where that water came from? See the point is you don't know a fucking thing about that water.

[Anonymous No.7440005]

>>7440001
>Can you tell me how or who handled your bottled water? You want to tell me just where that water came from?
Actually I can tell you both of those by just looking at the bottle.

Bottle Boys: 1
Tap Fags: 0

[Anonymous No.7440008]

>No thanks, I'll just have a water

[Anonymous No.7440009]

>>7440005
Damn i'll be sure to trust everything I read from now on. I mean it's not like they could right out lie on the bottle could they?

[Anonymous No.7440025]

>>7440008
No I'll only have a bottled water.

[Anonymous No.7440043]

>>7440009
>I mean it's not like they could right out lie on the bottle could they?
Actually no. That's what some people call "illegal". See, unlike tap water, bottled water is a business. And like all businesses they are constantly scared shitless of lawsuits.

Bottle Boys: 2
Tap Fags: 0

I'm having fun. It's not every day I get to put people like you in your place. Oh wait, yes it is.

[Anonymous No.7440049]

i refuse to drink my well water at home because of the smell. will it hurt me?

[Anonymous No.7440053]

>>7440043
Yes good goyim keep believing this, it's not like it's been proven that a lot of bottled water is just tap water but in a toxic plastic bottle, keep that sheet pulled over your eyes.

[Anonymous No.7440060]

>>7439981
I hope you know it's been proven that smart water comes from a tap you retard.

[Anonymous No.7440064]

>>7440053
>it's not like it's been proven that a lot of bottled water is just tap water
Again, companies have been required to say this on their bottles. Go look at a bottle of Dasani. Their water source is "public water sources" or something along those lines.
You know how you avoid water like this? You learn to fucking read. Look for sources like natural springs and rivers.

> good goyim
Ah now I see what's going on here. You've gotten loose from your containment board! Here, let me help you out, >>>/pol/

Bottle Boys: 3
Tap Fags: 0

God Speed, anon.

[Anonymous No.7440070]

>>7440060
Oh and I was kidding with the Smart Water. I thought it was pretty obvious, actually.
I usually drink Zephyrhills, since one of their source springs was in my backyard when I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.7440084]

>>7440064
>You know how you avoid water like this? You learn to fucking read. Look for sources like natural springs and rivers.

Yet again these aren't always accurate or truthful, a good chunk of them are still just tap water.

> now I see what's going on here. You've gotten loose from your containment board! Here, let me help you out, >>>/pol/

This your first week here? You really think /pol/ is the only one that uses goyim?

Tapfags: 4
Bottlefags: 0

You seriously look retarded everytime you do this.

>>7440070
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded

moving the goalpost.

[Anonymous No.7440087]

>>7438719
How wet is it? That is important.

[Anonymous No.7440088]

>>7439981
>>willingly drinking poison
Do you live in Flint, Michigan or some shit?

[Anonymous No.7440094]

>>7439648
Niiice. Dubs water

[Anonymous No.7440107]

>>7440084
>Yet again these aren't always accurate or truthful, a good chunk of them are still just tap water
>a good chunk
Anon, you're using those words again. Maybe if you buy a bottle in the hood from some guy named 2 Fly selling his "spring miracle water", then yes, that is probably a lie. But the large companies are scrutinized like you wouldn't believe.

>This your first week here? You really think /pol/ is the only one that uses goyim?
That was another joke. I'm sorry, I know using facts and jokes in the same post can be confusing, I'll tone it down for you, buddy.

>I-I was just pretending to be retarded
Nah I was serious. I lived right along Blue Springs, FL, one of Zephyrhills source springs. Never had Smart Water actually, mainly because it costs $5.

[Anonymous No.7440121]

>>7440107
>Anon, you're using those words again. Maybe if you buy a bottle in the hood from some guy named 2 Fly selling his "spring miracle water", then yes, that is probably a lie. But the large companies are scrutinized like you wouldn't believe.

Yeah it's all for sure legit "poland spring water".

>That was another joke. I'm sorry, I know using facts and jokes in the same post can be confusing, I'll tone it down for you, buddy.

That was a legitimate redirection, there was no room there for a joke or humor.

>Nah I was serious. I lived right along Blue Springs, FL, one of Zephyrhills source springs. Never had Smart Water actually, mainly because it costs $5.

Ok sure thing buddy

[Anonymous No.7440139]

>>7440121
>poland spring water
It's from Poland, Maine. They have several source springs around the state.

[Anonymous No.7440152]

>>7440139
>joke
>your head

[Anonymous No.7440158]

>>7440152
Hm, at least my jokes were funny.

[Anonymous No.7440160]

>>7440158
for you

[Anonymous No.7440165]

>>7440160
>>>/tv/

[Anonymous No.7440170]

>>7440165
2deep4u

[Anonymous No.7440229]

My favorite water is actually the water that comes from my refrigerator filter

Bottles water just always tastes too pure to me. Like it's just literally boring to drink if that makes sense

[Anonymous No.7440871]

>>7440229
I actually feel this.

I carry around a non-disposable water bottle, usually just use tap or drinking fountain water. if people are pickier than me they can just use brita.

[Anonymous No.7440877]

>>7440000
QUADS!!!

[Anonymous No.7440880]

>>7439984
>this is what poorfags tell to themselves

[Anonymous No.7442253]

>>7440880
Do you really blame them? I'd go mad if I couldn't get my hands on a nice cold bottle of Perrier every night.

[Anonymous No.7442413]

I'm an Essentia fag. I hate my water having taste and Essentia doesn't have taste, so I'm gud

[Anonymous No.7442454]

>>7438707
>General

[Anonymous No.7442457]

>>7439984
Flint fag here, tell that to my city which has been knowingly giving us poison to drink. I can't drink anything but bottled water for fear of my life.

[Anonymous No.7444246]

>>7442413
>Essentia
YES

[Anonymous No.7444267]

i generally just drink tap water but if i feel like hauling water around i'll get gerolsteiner because it's got magnesium AND potassium

[Anonymous No.7445931]

i like eskimo water because there is something magical about the bottle. it just feels right when i drink out of it.

[Anonymous No.7445940]

>>7439784
your throat is literally getting blacked
fucking throat of a cuck


what would be cuck water though?

[Anonymous No.7445954]

>>7438707
What's weird to me is that I've met people who flat out refuse to drink Arrowhead (and whatever it's called on the east coast) because they think it tastes disgusting.

I get two 5-gallon bottles delivered to my door every month since my tap water is pretty gross, definitely worth the ~12 dollars a month

[Anonymous No.7445962]

>>7445940
(it looks like semen)

[Anonymous No.7445967]

I swear I'm not a hipster.

[Anonymous No.7445969]

>>7439766
>>>7438707 (OP)
>This is the only water that I will drink.
I think Icelandic is delicious too. Enjoyed it on the plane over (Icelandair), and can buy it now back home at Walgreens and Total Wine.

What I can't stand is Fiji, not sure why everyone likes that one. I understand people only drink Dasani given lack of other options, when it's promoted by the soda stockers.

[Anonymous No.7445983]

>>7439984
>Bottled water isn't regulated like tap water and has more shit in it usually you idiot.
The "usually" is pretty naive.

Water quality varies around the world, region to region, even street to street. I lived in Miami which had delicious water, and the lines were regularly cleaned, as >>7439989
>How often do you think your pipes are cleaned?
stated. Lines were flushed regularly, and notices went out to warn people with kidney issues that chlorites would be higher some particular week. No matter where I lived in the county, it was identically delicious.

I live elsewhere in Florida now, and I'm on a cul-de-sac street with bayfront property. My lines deadend, rather than loop on my street. My water is horrible tasting, but it's clearly safe. But, elsewhere in my same city, you'll see toilets with yellow water that look unflushed but arent, and people who complain their water dyes their white clothes. I would never drink from a fountain, and even sometimes avoid iced tea in restaurants. Whether Marco to Naples to Ft. Myers to Tampa, you never know what you should be doing, and it's clearly not the same, town to town. I've lived in northern Virginia, NYC, where I found the tap water delicious, and traveled the world. Major cities seem to have great deep acquifers, or great treatment, one or the other. It's when you head into the suburbs and rural where it can be well water or substandard lines. Some buildings do indeed have old pipes, and so its subjective.

I am not an advocate to be spendy with the habit of bottled water. Use the Brita at home, refillable bottles, but also you should have some bottled water for emergencies, and you should rotate it in and out of your pantry as well. However, it's not any more wasteful than bottled coffee or soda.

[Anonymous No.7445991]

>>7438751
>artesian water

taste like shit

[Anonymous No.7446039]

the best

[Anonymous No.7446046]

Literally the cleanest water there is.

[Anonymous No.7446049]

>>7438719
>The people that own the land don't realise the gold mine they're sitting on top of.
How so?
Dont they sell it or recognize the clean taste?

[Anonymous No.7446067]

>>7438719
>But there's a spring near where I live that pumps out the most delicious water I've ever had. The people that own the land don't realise the gold mine they're sitting on top of.
Water rights under your property typically extend to your use of that water for your land, animals (and basically unlimited for your use only). Look it up. It'll be a state policy wherever you live to restrict you from pumping out some aquifer for profit or for neighboring places.

[Anonymous No.7446245]

Bottled water IS tap water. Nestle and pals are laughing at you.

Love,

- Flint Hills

[Anonymous No.7446284]

>>7445983
>Major cities seem to have great deep acquifers, or great treatment, one or the other. It's when you head into the suburbs and rural where it can be well water or substandard lines. Some buildings do indeed have old pipes, and so its subjective.
i.e only flyover shitholes have bad tapwater
Bottled water buyers confirmed for plebs.

[Anonymous No.7446339]

FIJI WATER
You can taste the difference.

[Anonymous No.7446962]

>>7446245
You are retarded

[Anonymous No.7448187]

personally I drink tap most of the time because I live near a very pure lake and that's where our water comes from

[Anonymous No.7448370]

[Anonymous No.7448914]

This is what is available locally.
It is slowly coming up in the world market.

[Anonymous No.7448992]

>>7448370
When you drink it does it make you a racist bigot?

[Anonymous No.7450465]

>>7446039

[Anonymous No.7450663]

>live in switzerland
>water is cleaned with ozone instead of chlorine
>tap water tastes good all over the place
>fountains with clean drinking water everywhere

Yet people willingly pay extra for water that has been standing in a plastic bottle for who knows how long.

[Anonymous No.7450667]

>>7450663
Germany has quality tap water too (although usually on the harder side) but people still buy bottled water. To be fair, at least most of the bottled water is carbonated.