Worst cooking related injury? Did this cutting carrots while I was on mushrooms several years ago. Don't drink or do drugs while your cooking family

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Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:57:18 2016 No.7432335 [Reply] [Original]

Worst cooking related injury?

Did this cutting carrots while I was on mushrooms several years ago.

Don't drink or do drugs while your cooking family

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 10:59:37 2016 No.7432338 >>7432335 I've never had anything more than minor cuts and burns. This includes working fast food and short order for 8 years of my life. Keep your head in the game. The world is a dangerous place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:00:20 2016 No.7432340 >>7432335 did what?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:00:21 2016 No.7432341

Not really cooking related in a sense that me and my friend were making butane hash oil. Well the gas got ignited from static electricity because of improper ventilation. There was a huge fucking gas explosion that lasted one nanosecond. My friend was pushed to the other side of the room by the pressure and the stove was broken in middle. Luckily no other injuries expect the broken stove and my friend's beard got burned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:01:54 2016 No.7432345 >>7432335 What the fuck is that supposed to be? I dont even see an injury

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:02:28 2016 No.7432347 >>7432335 I cut off my finger tryna be rojak

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:03:14 2016 No.7432349 How did you chop off the head of your penis cutting carrots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:06:25 2016 No.7432354 Sushi chef, that knife is like touching a lightsaber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:11:13 2016 No.7432364 File: 575 KB, 1440x2392, Snapchat-6812874463025190963.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one I didn't feel that much. Wood skewer

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:11:42 2016 No.7432366

>working at KFC as a teen
>in charge of side dishes
>macaroni comes in big frozen blocks
>blocks go into microwavable plastic dish
>microwave for like 20 minutes
>lost grip on plastic dish while removing macaroni from microwave
>it slams on edge of counter and slings boiling hot macaroni and cheese everywhere
>some gets on my hand and up my arm
>instant 2nd degree burns

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:12:49 2016 No.7432368 >>7432364 you are such a pussy

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:14:01 2016 No.7432372

Spilled boiling water on my right hand as a kid. My dad called me a baby and said I was overreacting so all I really did was leave it in an ice bath for a day and then wrap it in gauze for a while after. It hurt like fucking bitch. I had huge blisters and the skin turned grayish. The scars blend in with my skin tone pretty well thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:15:41 2016 No.7432375 >>7432372 Are you puerto rican?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:15:44 2016 No.7432376 File: 21 KB, 770x501, 297_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was cutting a loaf of pumpernickel with my thumb under it. Needless to say, I sliced my thumb open pretty damn good, went in about 1/4 of an inch.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:15:46 2016 No.7432377

>be me
>2011
>trying to show my then girlfriend, now wife, how to open a coconut
>won't work with a hammer
>grab a machette and tell her to smack it
>she missed my about two feet and chopped my left index finger off

It really sucked and now I only have nine fingers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:17:04 2016 No.7432379 >>7432377 Post hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:17:47 2016 No.7432381 >>7432375 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:18:00 2016 No.7432382 >>7432376 That's what happens when you make copies of knives you're not supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:18:33 2016 No.7432384 >>7432381 >>7432377 BS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:20:00 2016 No.7432387 >>7432384 Why is it bullshit if I'm not Puerto Rican?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:57:49 2016 No.7432468 >>7432387 Because you are a Puerto Rican

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 11:59:15 2016 No.7432471 File: 17 KB, 370x370, 1299011730608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7432347 thanks now that's stuck in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:00:15 2016 No.7432472 I burn myself almost everytime i use the oven. Either from steam or bad angle of entry. Ovens are really designed to be off the floor, the oven stove combos are death traps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:02:30 2016 No.7432481 >>7432472 >ovens are really designed to be off the floor, the oven stove combos are death traps I never have a problem with those. The convection oven that's at torso height, on the other hand... I burn my arms on the doors to that constantly.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:05:47 2016 No.7432491

sliced about 1/8" off the tip of my middle finger dicing an onion while a little bit tipsy/distracted. it bled like crazy but i didn't go to the hospital. the skin was still slightly attached, so i just wrapped it up with some gauze. the skin flap got hard and fell off after about a week and the skin regrew, so no permanent deformity.

••TömátöGlâzèd•• Wed Mar 2 12:06:03 2016 No.7432493
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Using a regular blender instead of an immersion one with hot cauliflower soup.

Heat makes shit expand and the lid popped off and I had molten lava soup melting my skin off before I registered what happened. I'm so happy it healed okay.

>pic related

ill only make that mistake once

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:08:39 2016 No.7432499 >>7432347 Rojak's technique is injury proof, watch him again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:10:53 2016 No.7432504 >>7432493 Here we go again....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:11:41 2016 No.7432506 >>7432493 >it healed ok nah honey, dem titties is ruined

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:26:23 2016 No.7432537 >>7432468 I don't understand what being Puerto Rican has to do with burning my hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:35:03 2016 No.7432557 File: 886 KB, 250x188, 1448240906295.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7432493 Show me what dem feet do tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:49:16 2016 No.7432578 >>7432493 brehs...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:54:17 2016 No.7432585 >>7432493 Ah yes. The old Satan's Pearl Necklace. I've heard that's popular over in LONDON

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 12:59:21 2016 No.7432602

I was frying some ham, and the pan started to slide of the stovetop. Out of stupid reflex I pushed the pan back with my left hand. It got burned pretty bad, and it was a possibility that I was going to have restricted hand movement, as some of the burns were right at the joints of my fingers. Luckily, that didn't happen,and now (something like 10 yearss later) I can't even see the scars anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:01:39 2016 No.7432609 >about to cook a steak >got a million fucking oils in the skillet heating up >drop that muffukkin steak in there like its my new mixtape >Oil splashes and gives me burns all up my right arm Fuckin badass dude. Badass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:02:42 2016 No.7432610 >>7432335 I opened a pull-tab can and cut my finger to the bone with the edge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:07:08 2016 No.7432618 >This guy I worked with at McDonalds dropped a piece of paper into a vat of oil. >He reaches over and grab it out without thinking I was told this story by numerous people on multiple occasions. >Apparently the skin came off his hand like a sock

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 13:19:34 2016 No.7432645 Pan was in the oven at 500 degrees Farenheit and I put it at my station, then turned around then turned back and grabbed it. It was a full on grip too. Worst burn ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:37:15 2016 No.7432860 >>7432618 Holy fuk, that's pretty savage if true

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:43:21 2016 No.7432876 >>7432618 How fucking hot is McDonald's oil? I've dipped my hand almost up to the wrist in a 350 fryer and it was just a little red for a day.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:53:46 2016 No.7432906

>be 8
>want to help mom in the kitchen
>'fine, peel potatoes'
>no peeler
>hands me the sharpest paring knife in existence
>potatoes are wet
>hands are small
>peel for about 10 seconds before knife slips
>slice off chunk of my index finger
>mom's yelling
>i'm crying

Not my worst but it was my first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 14:56:19 2016 No.7432909 >>7432876 no you didn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:02:38 2016 No.7432921 >>7432909 Yes, I did. Maybe McDonald's employs are too stupid to immediately pull their hand out when they realize it's in hot oil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:03:17 2016 No.7432922 I cut clean through the webbing between my thumb and index finger when I was wiping knives off with a fucking paper towel. I gripped it the wrong way and slid it through the blade. I have a pretty cool scar there, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:05:47 2016 No.7432927 >>7432921 McDonald's puts HFCS into its frying oil so it basically becomes napalm if it gets on your skin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:05:55 2016 No.7432928 >>7432921 Like I said I've only hear the story Also 375 or 425 stick out in my head but Google probably knows better. Also I call bs on you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:06:46 2016 No.7432932 >>7432927 That explains it.

Curses Wed Mar 2 15:19:36 2016 No.7432962
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One of the worst was probably when I was slicing cabbages and I sliced a little bit off the tip of my finger, blood splattered all over the kitchen.

Another was when I was really young, about 6, or 7 years old and I wanted to make fries, so I heated up a bunch of shortening in a huge cast iron frying pan. I got it too hot and then dropped the potatoes that I just cut into it. Hot grease flew all over the kitchen and me, got some in my eye, and all over my hands and face. I screamed and ran away and my mom came in and was like, "Whut?"

More recently I dropped some oil from my workplace on my foot.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:19:57 2016 No.7432963
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Spilled boiling water on my stomach.
It stayed red for a few days, then blistered, then after about two weeks I shed a really thick amount of skin.
Shit was nasty.

The water wasn't even completely boiling at the time. I should have listened more when people say to be cautios with hot water, I did'nt know how wrong it could go. Hands down the worst pain of my life.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:33:11 2016 No.7432987 >>7432921 you're bullshitting, if your hand was wrist deep in fryer oil at cooking temperature it was in long enough to cause serious damage

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:38:09 2016 No.7433001

>>7432927
>>7432932
>That explains it.
no it doesn't. the water from hfcs would make the oil pop and splatter, and the sugar would burn.

>skin came off like a sock
sounds like a line from the sopranos that someone repeated for dramatization of a boring story

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:42:15 2016 No.7433010 >>7432335 Burnt the fuck out of my forearm once pulling a rack of stuff from a high temp oven. That took about 4 months to completely heal up, and looked really fucked up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5O-nUiZ_0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:45:10 2016 No.7433013 File: 4 KB, 149x160, Gee+bill+how+come+your+mom+lets+you+have+sixteen+_3eb01219ba67c17f1ed0aa12b70d06ac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7432967

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:48:31 2016 No.7433021 >>7432987 Believe whatever you want to believe. It was a quick in and out, which isn't the same as grabbing a 500 degree pan and having your skin stick to it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:57:25 2016 No.7433039

>Be sous-chef
>last 2 tables are on the pass
>next is potato
>Chef de cuisine place the potatotray on the edge of our pass
>it falls
>last potatoes in mise
>reflexgrab that tray barehanded
>195° oil all over my hand and underarm
>plate the remaining courses
>go to bathroom, commence skin removal seance.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 15:58:22 2016 No.7433040

You can't just fucking dip your hand in hot oil. I was cleaning the fryers at Popeye's one night, they'd been off for about half an hour so they'd cooled a bit, and a glob of it splashed up and onto my hand. Hurt like a mother fucker. Been about six years since it happened and, looking at it now, the scar is almost completely gone, but you sure as Hell ain't sticking your hand in hot oil and coming off with "a little redness." Anyone who has been burned by oil knows that's pure fuckin' bullshit.

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:08:45 2016 No.7433072

We used to deep fry our fingers at the first restaurant I worked at. We tried to see how long we could keep them in for. Yes, we are all retarded.

But we always battered them first. If you build up enough of a coating you wont feel it for a few seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:15:07 2016 No.7433091 >>7433072 GO CLEAN SOMETHING!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:16:04 2016 No.7433093 >>7433091 yes chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:27:11 2016 No.7433114 >>7433072 fucking hell, where did you work? were you on day release or something?

Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:35:39 2016 No.7433141

>>7433114
The Temptation restaurant in Boca Grande FL. It's been so long since I've worked there I don't mind telling you. I was a teenager when I worked the fryer station.

People also got drunk on the line pretty often. Our head chef put the ticket spike right through the middle of his hand one night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 16:56:31 2016 No.7433198 >>7433141 How many dicks did you have to suck to get a job at that shithole? The Temptation? hahahhahahaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:04:38 2016 No.7433230 Fumbled taking a pan of bacon out of the oven and doused my entire hand in bacon grease. I got most of it under lukewarm water within seconds, but I still have a burn on my arm that looks a bit like an elephant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:07:26 2016 No.7433236 >>7432335 nearly losing a finger, countless burns from taking pizzas out of the oven, and one time I was so fatigued I almost turned on the garbage disposal while my hand was in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:10:16 2016 No.7433248 File: 12 KB, 480x360, hqdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7433072

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:45:31 2016 No.7433347 >>7432493 Literally just wanted to show us your tits Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 2 17:48:55 2016 No.7433361 File: 231 KB, 1324x1132, jesus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7433236

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:39:22 2016 No.7434412 >>7433021 >quick in and out >magical fairyland where hand wasn't still covered in hot oil Sure thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 00:41:44 2016 No.7434417 >>7432335 Guy i worked with spilled stock into his boots (why hes wearing boots in a kitchen i dont fucking know) but 3rd degree burns all over his feet because we can't get his boiling hot boots off in time. WEAR CLOGS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:43:48 2016 No.7434544 >>7434412 leidenfrost effect

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:53:38 2016 No.7434560 >>7432335 Tripping Rules: No weapons. Don't touch your penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 01:59:21 2016 No.7434567 >>7434412 if your hand is wet you can stick it into a vat of molten lead, dumbass. as long as you're quick you won't feel anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:06:23 2016 No.7434572 >>7434417 >WEAR CLOGS my sides lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:06:51 2016 No.7434573 I've got the standard rows of hot saute pans on my inner arms, and I cut myself to the bone one time on my left thumb. Pretty standard stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:07:50 2016 No.7434574 >>7432967 >>7432963 what the fuck is wrong with you, you seriously got fucking issues babe >>7432493 thaaat's more better

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:14:11 2016 No.7434586 Worst I've done is grated a finger.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:23:03 2016 No.7434598
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>>7432335
I've had a few burns and cuts here and there, but the worst shit I've seen was when I was 18 about five years ago working at Subway. Did a shift with a co-worker and while prepping food, she accidently dropped her hand into the force of the tomato she was slicing.

Needless to say it was the bloodiest shit I've seen. Never seen human bones like that. Had to close the store once I called the ambulance and the manager. Never seen that girl since but I heard she wanted to sue, but didn't suceed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:45:11 2016 No.7434634 >>7432963 That's nothing, I spilt a ramen cup on my groin. Luckily my cocknballs were spared but jesus christ that's about the worst place to have blisters. Was worried about infection too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 02:49:36 2016 No.7434642 Mangled my finger with a serrated knife about two hours before I went on an eight hour plane ride. I just wanted to eat before I flew across the entire country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:36:52 2016 No.7435074 File: 157 KB, 664x488, IMG_20160303_143018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cut it 12 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:39:29 2016 No.7435076 boiling water spill onto bare foot. ended up with a giant blister that covered the entire top of one foot. no more cooking in bare feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:40:57 2016 No.7435079 >>7435074 Dude, worst spot to knick.

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:50:18 2016 No.7435090

>>7432335
my worst injuries while working in a kitchen were when I spilled my hot coffee on my hand while I was taking a smoke break and then when I slipped walking home after a work party being drunk as fuck.

everything at work is little cuts or burns that never amounted to much

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:52:31 2016 No.7435093 >>7433347 >Literally just wanted to show us your tits >she isn't even showing tits shut your mouth you fag >>7432493 post tits you ho

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:56:15 2016 No.7435095

>>7434598
I would have fainted, I can't stand seeing stuff like that.

funny enough I have my first aid ticket. Got it while I was unemployed because it looks good on resumes but in any situation the skills I'd learned would be required I'd be uselessly sitting down or laying on the ground doing my best not to faint while trying to put the situation out of my mind :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 08:58:35 2016 No.7435100 >>7432967 The more I stare into that belly button, the more it stares back at me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:03:48 2016 No.7435109 >>7432377 Faggot liar. If it were true you would have posted a picture. Now admit you lied or post a time stamped picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 09:42:04 2016 No.7435156 File: 1.05 MB, 3264x1840, 1457016057263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7432335 You are small time. Try missing a cleaver swing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 10:28:08 2016 No.7435208 >>7435093 >she isn't even showing tits do you mean nipples? you aren't very smart

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:17:29 2016 No.7435422
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I once was drunkenly opening an avocado and cut the inside of my first pinky knuckle. the cut itself want bad but I guess I hit a tendon because my second knuckle wouldn't respond to my commands for like 3 years. I counted it as a loss but I eventually regained control

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:21:01 2016 No.7435430 >>7432493 Wow! Titties! Here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:36:27 2016 No.7435461 >>7432493 nice tits bby u want sum fuk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:39:04 2016 No.7435469 >>7432493 Sorry cant see the scar, too distracted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:42:12 2016 No.7435476 >>7432493 L O N D O N O N D O N

Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:48:44 2016 No.7435493
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work at a thai resturant. workin the wok. hot oil splashes out the pan and fucked my shit up. skin falls off and everything. put some neosporin on, get a bandaid and slip on a glove. Finish dinner service

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 12:55:01 2016 No.7435509 >>7435430 I'm getting really sick of you underage faggots that think replies are some form of currency

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:03:25 2016 No.7435537 >>7432377 >opening a coconut with a machete jesus fucking christ, really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:35:21 2016 No.7435618 >>7434417 >spilled stock into his boots (why hes wearing boots in a kitchen i dont fucking know) lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:36:55 2016 No.7435623 File: 3.06 MB, 2121x3771, 2016-03-03 13.35.51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Try putting your hand through a meat saw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 13:46:58 2016 No.7435650 >>7434417 When I was little I was wearing sweat pants tucked into my socks one time and had a massive wet shit that ended up going down both legs and filling both socks. It's not exactly the same, but still, WEAR CLOGS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 14:19:48 2016 No.7435709 >>7435537 I don't know about the guy you're replying to, but I'm Brazilian, and machetes are commonly used to open coconuts around here. Specially if you're opening young, fresh coconuts for their delicious water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:44:44 2016 No.7436453 >>7432366 >molten cheese burns Fucking hell, just imagining that. You should have jew'd KFC hard for their greasy shekels for that workplace injury.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 19:45:56 2016 No.7436455 >>7436453 >you fuck up >time to sue your employer I don't even

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:10:12 2016 No.7436527 >>7436455 Could have easily been an unsafe workplace environment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 3 20:32:11 2016 No.7436591 >>7432618 >Apparently the skin came off his hand like a sock Oh my god I just retched fuckin hell, do people not know to never fuck with hot oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 00:08:19 2016 No.7437120 File: 1.37 MB, 3264x1836, 20150626_113024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Prepping veg at work pissed off and not paying attention. Taught me an important lesson in not blocking with your fucking fingers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 00:43:26 2016 No.7437195 >>7435156 >not using a butcher's gauntlet pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 00:44:30 2016 No.7437197 >>7435422 >using anything but a butterknife to slice an avocado so many retards ITT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 01:00:08 2016 No.7437227 >>7437120 I did this exact same shit to my thumb cutting lemons before opening the bar at work. literally every time I went to cut lemons after that, people would stop by every 5 seconds to ask if I was doing alright. fucking jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 01:14:38 2016 No.7437267 File: 16 KB, 190x200, 1405800518095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7437227 Fucking citrus cuts oh god

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 01:21:49 2016 No.7437281 >>7434567 nice bait until this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 01:22:06 2016 No.7437284 >>7437267 >accidentally slice hand cutting peppers

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 03:50:41 2016 No.7437532 File: 1.72 MB, 4128x2322, 20150116_154742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does cleaning a pint glass count?

Anonymous Fri Mar 4 03:56:50 2016 No.7437544

>>7437267
you're telling me, it was so fucking awful. stung like satan's papercut for the entire day even after going to the hospital and getting painkillers. my nail ended up mostly falling off too even though I only cut a bit of it off like the other anon's picture. seven stitches. that shit was so painful, but 3 years later you can barely see the scar.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 03:57:53 2016 No.7437547 File: 1.58 MB, 4128x2322, 20160304_005734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7437532 year l8r update

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 03:58:41 2016 No.7437550 >>7437284 >cutting poblano peppers >goin real fast >one of the seeds flips up and gets in my eye >immediately react by putting my fingers in my eye to dig it out I learned a lesson that day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 04:36:51 2016 No.7437594 >>7437550 was the lesson that you were too slow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 04:42:41 2016 No.7437602 File: 16 KB, 300x225, cking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7437594 nahh...mate gotta wear sick glasses while cooking

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 04:43:13 2016 No.7437603 Worst injury while cooking would be me spilling boiling hot water on my chest when I was 8-10 I think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 05:03:25 2016 No.7437629 >>7432335 Great advice, OP. I always make sure to cook my family sober. Lets you savor all the little flavors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 05:10:28 2016 No.7437638 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, jakataksafety69.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7437602 gotta be safe, if you don't want to end up sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 09:06:57 2016 No.7437943 >>7437602 >>7437638 That hat makes him look like such a fucking moron. Turned me off from fitted hats forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 11:51:35 2016 No.7438298 File: 987 KB, 500x216, http%3A%2F%2F37.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m9121lrulW1ql5royo4_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7437544 >>7437550 Ouch ouch ouch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 14:34:01 2016 No.7438623 >>7436527 All kitchens are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 14:48:32 2016 No.7438654 >>7437638 I like how he makes a conscious effort to look as brain dead as possible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 15:07:05 2016 No.7438693 >>7434574 I didn't do it on purpose, I spilled a pan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 15:40:32 2016 No.7438756 >year ago >first time making caramel >after stirring it, tried to clean spoon with finger >really hot caramel sticks to middle and index finger >got 1st degree burns not the horror story of losing a finger or severe burns, but it still hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 15:49:09 2016 No.7438784 >>7437547 dont smoke bb

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 15:58:03 2016 No.7438812 >>7437638 Can he not shut his fucking mouth ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 15:59:17 2016 No.7438819 >>7438812 he must be ever vigilant for big boy biting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 17:11:57 2016 No.7439013 >>7432335 Making a marinade for chicken - First time working with fresh chilies and scratched my nuts without thinking. Shall not be repeated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 17:37:41 2016 No.7439083 >>7436453 I had a science teacher who cooked something cheesy in the oven and fell into it face first. When she came back to school she looked like Two-Face

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 17:44:34 2016 No.7439101 >>7439083 jesus christ anon, is that just an exaggeration or was it really that bad?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 20:35:33 2016 No.7439612 >>7439083 >fell into it face first How does that even happen?...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 4 20:46:53 2016 No.7439655 >>7432335 >Don't drink or do drugs while your cooking family We're catholic, I have to drink if we're cooking in family.

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