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/ck/, my buddy doesn't know who Guy Fieri is.
I want to give him a Guy Fieri 101 overview, but I'm not sure exactly how to summarize/demonstrate the full Flavortown experience.

What should I make sure to include?

>> No.7245328

Don't waste his time. We live in an era of information overload, and this is a segment he can happily leave out of his burdened awareness.

>> No.7245333

>>7245324
He is the Doritos Cool Ranch of humans.

>> No.7245352

>>7245333

he's the monster energy drink of cooking shows

>> No.7245357

>>7245328
This. Plus the meme is dead and being kicked so hard it's amazing

>> No.7245371

>>7245333
>>7245352
>my friend likes both of these things

>>7245328
>>7245357
He's more than a meme. He's a Real National Hero. He's the heart of America packed into one frosty tipped package of chub.
No but seriously, I just want to show him how much of a joke this guy is, meme or not

>> No.7245387

an obese evil bleached porcupine hulk hogan who thinks it's funny to get food on your face

>> No.7245442

>>7245324
You seem to have a deep interest in guy your buddy doesn't share. Maybe you should keep your man love to yourself.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ

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>>7245324
Bleach your hair and tongue fuck his ass until he reaches flavortown

>> No.7246103

>>7245324
Don't bother.
It's garbage american TV for garbage people.

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>>7246103

>> No.7246547

>>7245324
a huggable host with hair like the sun

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>> No.7246718

I've only seen him in images on this board, but damn is he one ugly son of a bitch. The sight of him honestly turns my stomach a little. I have to stay away from /ck/ if I'm eating a snack because of Guy Fieri threads.

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>>7246718