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What foods that have nicotine like effects? I don't want to keep buying cigs when I'm not mentally relax enough to poop

>> No.7232443

So what you looking for is a laxative effect? Try several cups of espresso.

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>>7232417
>I'm not mentally relax enough to poop

Eat a bunch of Belgian Endive, or if you really want to squirt oily shit uncontrollably, eat some Escolar fish.

>> No.7232468

I usually leave the room for a cigarette and a poop, but end up smoking and then not wanting to touch my butt with smelly hands, so I just wait until I can't hold it anymore.

Coffee/caffeine is really the only food I can think of with a similar effect, but it makes me shaky so I still can't relax, despite what my bowels are telling me.

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>>7232417
>relaxed enough to poop

Who hurt you anon

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Alternative:
>less meat
>more fruit and fibers
My colon's like clockwork.

>> No.7232509

>>7232417
Salt licorice

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>>7232501
For me, that is the comfy diet.

>> No.7232590

>>7232417
Drink black tea, steeped 3 to 5 minutes. Also, eat more fibre.

>> No.7232696

Eat more fiber.

Drink coffee

Maybe eat some sugar-free jelly beans and see if the ass-blasting carries out the solids with it when the gas arrives?