/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7218303]

Hey Guys! I'm going to the grocery store! Do you want me to bring you back anything?!

[Anonymous No.7218305]

Two bags

[Anonymous No.7218332]

>>7218303
these condiments

[Anonymous No.7218334]

See if that Turkey Spam is back

Goddamn I miss turkey spam

[Anonymous No.7218339]

>>7218303
a 30 rack of icehouse and 2 packs of pallmalls

[Anonymous No.7218343]

>>7218303
yeah bro, grab me a bag of flammin hot. also can i borrow your controller after?

[Anonymous No.7218346]

Yeah here's some cash and a list
>3 whole chickens
>2lbs onions
>1-2lbs shallots
>Handful of shitakes
>3 heads garlic
>1 lb butter
>4 lemons
>box of pinot grigio
>Box of kosher salt
>Fresh spinach
>Chives
>creme fraiche
>bag of potatoes
Thanks hun, cant wait to make din-din for us and the kids tonight :)

[Anonymous No.7218350]

a bottle of vodka, a case of beer, unfiltered luckies, and a bag of lemons

[Anonymous No.7218356]

i would like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 eggs

[Anonymous No.7218395]

Store brand hot pockets, cheap vodka, 4pack of cock and bull, Velveeta, rotel, condoms

[Anonymous No.7218403]

>>7218303
Chikun

[Anonymous No.7218411]

>>7218403

Fuck yeah rotisserie chicken. This stuff makes the best chicken stock because of how fatty the remains are. I get one every week or two just to make stock after the bird has been picked clean.

[Anonymous No.7218414]

>>7218356
That's a lot of eggs

[Anonymous No.7218678]

>>7218356
how about a dozen

[Anonymous No.7218693]

A bag of Garden Salsa falvored Sun Chips, 6 pack of Abita Wrought Iron IPA, and a full sized frozen Hershey pie.

I'll pay you back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.7218717]

30 of natty ice, 2 of the cheapest steaks you can find and a bottle of ketchup thanks man just spot me and I'll pay you back next week when I get my check in the mail thanks man

[Anonymous No.7218723]

Just pick me up some gummy bears.

[Anonymous No.7218777]

>>7218717
No problem. Ill even grab you some garlic hummus and fresh pitas if they have them. You got me last week so its all good>>7218303

[Anonymous No.7218784]

>>7218303
Get me an explanation as to why people ever make stupid threads like this.

[Anonymous No.7218790]

>>7218784
Because the holiday season is lonely and we all fantasize about normal human interaction. Plus is annoys the shit out of autistics like yourself.

[Anonymous No.7218796]

>>7218790
I don't have to be annoyed at all to notice something is stupid. I certainly don't have to have the shit annoyed out of me.

[Anonymous No.7218797]

>>7218790
This desu

[Anonymous No.7218803]

>>7218790
I hope to be reincarnated as the sort of anti-social rube who finds amusement in annoying other people. It sounds really fun.

[Anonymous No.7218816]

>>7218796
well your not getting anything. I was gonna get you a lottery ticket, but now im giving it to >>7218790

[Anonymous No.7218832]

>>7218816
Why thank you actually I have good luck at scratch off lottery tickets last week I won 70 on a $5 one.

[Anonymous No.7218840]

>>7218816
what a nice guy

>>7218784
You are mean. Have a heart.

>>7218832
Good luck bro. If you win a lot and buy a house, make sure you have one of those giant wooden cutting board islands. I love when the full counter is a nice cutting block/board. Fuck ya, that's my plan! 2017 will post pics.

[Anonymous No.7218846]

>>7218303

kinda' in a hurry but could you grab me a turkey juice dildo and a single pack of pre lubed trojens, five gallons of bleach a hundrend pack of black trash bags and something I could use as a shovel?

[Anonymous No.7218864]

>>7218846
we already have those.

[Anonymous No.7218901]

>>7218864

thank god...would you mind digging while I get things cleaned up?

[Anonymous No.7218916]

>>7218303
It's blood orange season so pick me up a dozen.

[Anonymous No.7218917]

>>7218901
ya, i would rather dig. I know where I planted my garlic and onions in the fall. Thanks for shooting all the squirrels that were digging them up by the way. they did taste great.

[Anonymous No.7218955]

>>7218846
thats some penguin of doom tier shit, maybe take the new year as an opportunity to not be such an unfunny, unlikable faggot

[Anonymous No.7218964]

>>7218917

they were pretty good, I have two left in the missonary possion in a pickling jar for later but I really just need you to lube this up so we can gtfo.

[Anonymous No.7218971]

>>7218955
just because you are dubs man, does not mean you can tell people what to do. But, since you got dubs, I am bringing you back a dub sack of organic reefer and a bit of hash. The hash is only meant for hot knives though. We need to fix that gas stove.....

[Anonymous No.7218972]

>>7218955

did this faggot just call me a bird?

[Anonymous No.7219227]

>>7218971
okay, OP needs to bring some rum now.

[Anonymous No.7219235]

>>7218356
are you going to eat all of the eggs?

[Anonymous No.7219238]

>>7219227
Barbados is great. Any cu/ck/s been here before?

[Anonymous No.7219242]

codeine linctus, pork rinds and cigarette papers pl0x

[Anonymous No.7221210]

>>7219238
I fucking loved that place. Stayed high, drunk, and full of fantastic food for a week and a half.

[Anonymous No.7221265]

>>7221210
Tell us a story about it.

[Anonymous No.7221291]

>>7219238
Went twice when I was in highschool with my m8s. Stayed on the Atlantic side which is significantly choppier, but it is the richer side so lol.

[Anonymous No.7221713]

>>7218356
Think of how many quartered eggs you'll have, once you fry them

[Anonymous No.7221720]

Bring back snacks

[Anonymous No.7221736]

package of flax seeds and a mexi-pack of eggs (the 5 dozen ones if you're not used to being surrounded by beaners)

[OP No.7222289]

>>7218332
hello fellow canuck

[Anonymous No.7222293]

Rimjob please.

[Anonymous No.7222295]

codeine linctus plz

[Anonymous No.7222301]

>>7218303
all of it

[Anonymous No.7222322]

a gf

[Anonymous No.7222401]

Two mushy persimmons, three prickley pears, and some of those little chocolate mushrooms.

Maybe a watermelon rock star if they have em

[Anonymous No.7222430]

>>7218303
Inari sushi, salmon nigiri pack, shio ramen takeout

Freshly made tofu, miso paste, nappa cabbage, beef for nabe, enoki mushrooms, free range organic eggs please

[Anonymous No.7222454]

>>7222401
>latent homosexuality detected

[Anonymous No.7222473]

>>7222322
This.

[Anonymous No.7222558]

>>7222454
What's homosexual about fruit and god tier candy?

[Anonymous No.7222656]

skittles and summa dat watermeluh drank

[Sage No.7222812]

>>7218339

Icehouse, how old are you brah?

[Anonymous No.7223192]

yeah, i could use some earlgrey tea and tostada shells

[Anonymous No.7223197]

>>7218414
for you

[Anonymous No.7223199]

>>7221713
He'll have 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 egg quarters.

[Anonymous No.7223207]

>>7223199
>4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
>over 9000
holy! that sure is a lot! also good dubs, I see somone got a late christmas present :)

[Anonymous No.7223213]

>>7218303
Get me some ham bro