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7199723 No.7199723 [Reply] [Original]

Your village is making STONE SOUP. What ingredient in your kitchen would you contribute?

I have some MSG, chorizo and leeks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup

>> No.7199733

18 litres of Aloe Vera juice

>> No.7199734

>>7199723

None. Because I'm not a filthy red.

Sage

>> No.7199738

I'll add three blind mice

>> No.7199739

>>7199723
10oz cup of fancy feast

>> No.7199742

>>7199723
Pork bones. Fresh herbs.

>> No.7199752

>>7199723
All those bulk bags of beans /ck/ told me to buy and I'm never going to use.

>> No.7199754

a stone

>> No.7199758
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7199758

these crab snacks are lush

>> No.7199763

My city's known for the Cuban sandwich so I guess I'll throw one of those in

>> No.7199765

what does the stone do add minerals?

>> No.7199766
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7199766

Ginger and bell peppers I guess.

>> No.7199768

>>7199723
>MSG
I dump out your soup and make a new pot.

You're welcome everyone.

>> No.7199771

A quarter of a packet of chocolate chip hob nobs which have been on my desk for 3 months.

>> No.7199776

A packet of ramen

You're welcome

>> No.7199777

>>7199752
lol

>> No.7199778

a packet of instant hot chocolate

>> No.7199780

>>7199778
still in the sachet, mind you

>> No.7199783

A stone soup with /ck/ is a terrible idea.

Also The Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste.

>> No.7199785
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>> No.7199793

Four calling birds and three French hens.

>> No.7199796

Ten pounds of cannabutter.

>> No.7199801

9 pounds of hashish

>> No.7199802

>>7199765
trick people into helping

>> No.7199809

>>7199763
Florida bro? which city, Ybor or Miami?

>> No.7199812

>>7199765

To pretend that you're helping so you can leech off the goodwill of others.

>> No.7199816

i killed this guy, we can throw him in.
>>7199734


also, two rabbits and a capon.

>> No.7199819

3 big cans of tuna fish.

>> No.7199829

A used condom and a handful of thumb tacks

>> No.7199833
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7199833

Ten HEAPING tablespoons of Nutella.

>> No.7199836

One horse open slaw.

>> No.7199840
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7199840

a pint of directors bitter

>> No.7199841

A kilo of self-raising flour

>> No.7199857

>>7199785
>for men and doges

>> No.7199858

>>7199857
Stop.

>> No.7199861
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>> No.7199862

A pointed remark while tossing in a tootsie-pop in angst.

>> No.7199863
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>> No.7199866

Hardee's coupons that expire New Year's Eve.

>> No.7199868
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>> No.7199873

3 cans of mountain dew

>> No.7199879
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7199879

hot femur bone marrow

>> No.7199884

>>7199873
Including the can, right? Nothing else gives you that wonderful popping sound when its ready

>> No.7199891

>>7199723

three sweet potatoes.

>> No.7199893

Some delicious Knorr Chicken Stock Pot

>> No.7199899

an enchilada tv dinner

>> No.7199902
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7199902

Some cayenne.

>> No.7199907
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>> No.7199909

A Juicy Lucy from Minnesota.

>> No.7199911
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>>7199793
Two dirty gloves and a Partridge Family CD.

>> No.7199914

.031 kilotons of leftover turkey

>> No.7199919

>>7199858
But that's what the packaging reads: "for men and doges." Have you something against Venetian history?

>> No.7199920

>>7199780
Kek.

>> No.7199937

>>7199809
Ybor/Sarasota. Travel back and forth for school

>> No.7199950

I would contribute the entire contents of a homeless person's shopping cart.

>> No.7199962
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>>7199950
Why do you have a homeless person's shopping cart in your kitchen?

People are just saying stupid shit instead of what they actually have on hand.

I swear holiday vacations are just as bad as summer for bringing in the edgy underage normies.

>> No.7199967

Chipotle

>> No.7199971

>>7199962
Aww... how cute. Pretending to know what /ck/ is like.

Run along now. Santa's coming soon.

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>> No.7200067

Half a summer sausage and three whole onions

>> No.7200089

>>7199962
NO FUN ALLOWED

>> No.7200093

Whatever I can scrape off my windshield wipers.

>> No.7200327

FITTY POUNDS OF POTATOES. RUSSET.

>> No.7200339
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>>7199962

>> No.7200420

>>7200339
I would own that lighter. That's pretty funny.

>> No.7200451
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7200451

As a kid my class did "Stone soup" for a kindergarten play.
>mfw I got the role of "potato"

>> No.7200463

A generousns amount of 'cha!

>>7199879
Oh wow, that is hot.

>> No.7200478

>>7200451
lol

Be proud, come on.

>> No.7200480

Let me see what's actually in the cabinet since I'm at my parent's house right now....Okay....About a metric fuckton of random condiments and a box of Biscotti. This is gonna be some interesting soup.

>> No.7200485
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>>7200451
I bet you were adorable anon.

>> No.7200492

>>7199768
Meme reasoning for meme seasoning

>> No.7200597

Mustard greens and thai chili peppers

>> No.7200606

>>7199861
I must be a fucking idiot, but I don't get the joke.

>> No.7200612

>>7199919
I have many things against Venetian history.

>> No.7200613

Berry blue icing
Smurf gummies
sour apple pucker

>> No.7200618

>>7199868
sheep?

>> No.7200619

An entire canister of 5 year old Tony's creole seasoning

>> No.7200624

Leftover prime rib and bones

>> No.7200625

A bag of play sand.

>> No.7200687

old hummus

>> No.7200691

3 peppermint candies and 1 opened peppermint with lint from the bottom of my purse

>> No.7200714

>>7200691
London?

>> No.7200719

>>7200714
England?

>> No.7200720

>>7200719
Anyone here want in on my suicide pact for new years?

>> No.7200762

>>7200720
How are you going to suicide? By eating some /ck/ soup?

>> No.7200796

>>7200720
I'm down. London?

>> No.7200798

>>7200762
I'll drink myself to death like nicholas cage.

>>7200796
nope

>> No.7200836
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7200836

A tub of viper flavor ice cream.

>> No.7200837

>>7200720
Can i watch?

>> No.7200842

>>7200720
I'm in! Where can I get some GMO foods to OD on?

>> No.7200844

>>7200842
liquor store

>> No.7200848

>>7200844
thanx forty four. i'll hop right to it.

>> No.7200887
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7200887

I've got a shitload of tamales left over from my family's Christmas Eve dinner.

>> No.7200895

>>7200887
enough to join in on the suicide circle?

>> No.7200906
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>> No.7200918
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7200918

applewasps

>> No.7200926

5 pounds of Velveeta cheese

>> No.7200940

>>7200895
I have enough to feed hordes of ravenous relatives, so I think there's enough.

>> No.7200946
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7200946

Turkey dinos!

>> No.7200965

>>7200946
easy with the beans boy

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>>7199862

>> No.7202809

>>7199758
Oh god I ate those once.

It tasted like sewage, sand and the devil wrapped up in eggshells.

Get the fuck away from me.

>> No.7203379

>>7200918
Looks more like a waspapple.

>> No.7203454

>>7199840
I've got it coming out of my taps

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>>7200918

gives me the willies to this day

also, I would add two heaping tablespoons of mayo

>> No.7203488

Ghost peppers :^)

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>> No.7204787

I'll throw in a bottle of Witch Hazel and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide.

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>> No.7204794
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7204794

A cure for homosexuality.

>> No.7204819

>>7204794

see: >>7204720

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7205150

a couple of these for taste

>> No.7205155

>>7199768
This guy gets killed by an angry mob of villagers for throwing out 5 hours worth of soup because he didn't like an ingredient. I throw in his fine Italian leather shoes and steal his wallet.

>> No.7205233

>>7199723
Semen.

>> No.7205247
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7205247

A jar of fermented shrimp paste.

>> No.7205397

3 moldy bagels

>> No.7205424

I bring some raw criollo cacao nibs.

>> No.7205492

>>7199723
MORE STONES

>> No.7205553

>>7205247
Dude, i have worked with alot of nasty stuff over the years, im Swedish so the surstromming meme is always relevant, but damn i have never ever smelled something as fucking nasty as this, it has 0 redeeming factors.

>> No.7205559

>>7204794
fuck off back to brony

>> No.7205579

I have some soy sauce and some leftover boiled potatoes.

>> No.7205722

>>7199902
this guy seems like a talented chef with a wide variety of dishes at his disposal, why does he always add cayenne to fuckin everything??

>> No.7205888

>>7205247
Is this the Marmite of SE Asia?

>> No.7205915

Sriracha

>> No.7207985
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>>7200946
>turkey nuggets
disgraceful

>> No.7207994

garlic makes stones taste fucking delicious

>> No.7208018

a slice of key lime pie

>> No.7208034
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>> No.7208078

spaghetti

>> No.7208084

>>7205722
He likes his food a bit spicy.
He has toned down his cayenne use recently though.

>> No.7208131

>>7200492
Underrated post.

>> No.7208188

>>7199752
kek.

>> No.7208196

A can of dogs food

>> No.7208255

>>7200946
>>7200965
>mfw i realized the beans are the dinos extinction raining upon them

>> No.7208331

>>7199796
This man is the fucking Secret Santa of the /ck/ Stone Soup gathering

This is the ONLY ingredient that matters

>>7199801
Boy you can't make a soup with hashish - get out of here

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>>7199785
>for men and doges

>> No.7208681

>>7208255
Dude.

Have you ever looked at beans

ON WEED?

>> No.7208700

>>7203454
You might want to call a plumber. Also: How do you shower?

>> No.7208702

Is weed still a thing?

It's almost 2017

>> No.7208709

I'll throw in a batch of chili. It didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped, I was experimenting and I need to do something with it.

>> No.7208712

>>7208702
LOL WEED DUDE
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>> No.7209226

>>7199723

i loved that book

>> No.7209233

>>7199763
>>7199809
>>7199937
south west fl criminal reporting in

>> No.7209246

>>7199829

kek

>> No.7209247

>>7199816
I too, shall throw in my last DCSS character.

>> No.7209249

>>7199861
>>7200606
/g/ meme about sjw on git
through a channer dev out
he posted egg plant emoji
then called it a penis
TRIGGERED

>> No.7209251

>>7199868
>>7200618
i kind of want to stick my dick in it desu senpai

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>>7199723
You're welcome.

>> No.7209259

Four pounds of backbacon
Three French toast
Two turtlenecks
and a beer.

>> No.7209271

>>7200720

yuss pls lkill me xddd

>> No.7209274

>>7204787

kek

>> No.7209462

>>7199723
No one seems to remember that the book had a decent chef suggesting what each contributor should bring to add. And said decent chef would whack all of you with his spoon.

>> No.7209491

>>7209462
This ain't the book, nancy. This is 4chan.

>> No.7209942

One fedora.

>> No.7209955

>>7199723
This year, I grew some Chervil, a rather rare herb here in the states, and made some ice cubes with the compressed herb when it was fresh. I have grown some Parsley too. I'll share some of that.