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Which celebrity chef would you most like to have dinner with? (and possibly make love to afterwards)

>> No.7195714
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7195714

>>7195707
This sexy mother fucker right here.

>> No.7195779

>>7195707

He takes it up the pooper

>> No.7195796

>>7195779
So?

>> No.7195807

>>7195779

He'd better. I don't play catcher.

>> No.7195905

>>7195707
Gordon Ramsey, the best cooking husbando.

>> No.7195917
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>>7195707
prob her 2bh

>> No.7196006
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i would really, really, really like to fist him.

>> No.7196033

>>7195714

He looks more homo than usual in this picture.

>> No.7196073

>>7196033
It was taken for Esquire magazine. I'm pretty sure they intended for him to look absolutely suckable.

>> No.7196081
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Padma Lakshmi

>> No.7196082

>>7196081
2 brown 4 me

>> No.7196084
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>> No.7196094
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This mutherfucker right here.

>> No.7196096

>>7196084
Do you think he intends to look rapey or is he legitimately joyful?

>> No.7196099

>>7196094
He's bros with Eric. We could double date!

>> No.7196104

>>7196096
I think he thought he was auditioning for the Joker in the new SJW Batman Musical.

>> No.7196105

>>7196096
pretty sure he has downs syndrome

>> No.7196117
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7196117

just in it for the food

>> No.7196145
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7196145

as long as i could be touching his shoulders and arms at all times

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>>7196145
but honestly it's a tough choice between him and glorious pear mom

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>>7196154
I hate her so much. She's always had this smug look, and her credentials suck.

Now, Anne. Sweet sweet Anne, who worked her way to a dream job...

>> No.7196205

>>7196145
I wonder what the sex is like with Gail Kim...

>> No.7196265

I'd drink with this guy

>Hey Anon, check out that waitresses' ass
>BAMM!
>Anon, look at the tits on the hostess
>BAMMM!
>"Good evening gentlemen, welcome to RestaurantX, my name is Mab, I'll be your waiter."
>MMMAB?!

>> No.7196270
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>>7196265

Forgot pic like a pleb

>> No.7196285

>>7196270
Emeril is based. Everyone that came after him is garbage.

>> No.7196290

>>7196285

Ouuhh yeuh babe

>> No.7196309
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>>7196265
>"Good evening gentlemen, welcome to RestaurantX, my name is Mab, I'll be your waiter."
>MMMAB?!
kek'd

>> No.7196311
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I'M GOIN' IN DRY

>> No.7196316
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GET READY FOR MY EGG MAYO ALL OVER YOUR PORK BUTT

>> No.7196319
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7196319

Rachel Khoo all day everyday

Or Lorraine Pascale if I'm in the mood for a dessert before fucking

>> No.7196455

>>7196154
tbqh I wouldn't unless she agreed to sit on my face afterwards

>> No.7196508
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7196508

>>7195707

>> No.7196531

>>7195917
>The way she's holding it

She's experienced.

>> No.7196760

>>7196006
Yes, I would like to fist his face repeatedly until he stopped moving.

>> No.7196762

>>7196205
>implying Irvine's dick works after all the steroids

>> No.7196781

>>7196117
i cook food for this fat fuck all the time.

he tips the waitstaff well, but he constantly hits on them (even in front of his kids and cunt of a wife) and he argues with people all the time. I think he might have autism

>> No.7196818

>>7196319
Excellent taste

Is Nigella too obvious?

>> No.7196987

>>7196781
Pity. He's so affable on The Chew.

>> No.7197011
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screw it we can eat later

>> No.7197551

>>7196781
>wears crocs
>autism
I never would have guessed.