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YT Cringe Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:38:43 2015 No.7160583 [Reply] [Original]

>Your doast ees ready

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gafFg7sYeUE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:38:20 2015 No.7160935 doast

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:42:14 2015 No.7160940 I would eat once of those. But I can't stop thinking about her wiping her butt with her bare hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:42:38 2015 No.7160942 I can't stop thinking about how disgusting indian people are now great

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:44:02 2015 No.7160947 File: 313 KB, 759x557, ZeLobby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have to go to ze lobby

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:48:46 2015 No.7160956 i guess that sandwich would be nice if i was a third world peasant surviving off $2 a day. that's the truest struggle sandwich. born out of the most extreme poverty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:56:23 2015 No.7160973 I'd fuck her provided she was thoroughly cleaned and certified free of disease beforehand. Also, the sandwich doesn't look that bad, I'd have it with tomato ketchup as per my wish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:40:33 2015 No.7161236 She should make vindapoo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:49:22 2015 No.7161254 >she doesn't properly line up the tops of the sliced bread when forming the sandwich REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! But for real what's up with indians and potatoes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:52:45 2015 No.7161259 File: 1.49 MB, 300x300, 1412999406031.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aren't all sandwiches stuffed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:57:01 2015 No.7161270 >>7160583 I can't stop thinking about her making this after taking a shit (in a designated shitting street) and wiping her ass with her bare hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:06:54 2015 No.7161292 >>7161270 >lol racism

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:06:17 2015 No.7161431 File: 64 KB, 517x618, 1448472034915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161292 it's not racism it's a fucking fact they don't poo in the loo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:08:47 2015 No.7161438 >>7160583 >says clip instead of mag every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:13:31 2015 No.7161447 >>7160940 >>7161270 watch the video. it's mostly her right hand doing the food prep. they wipe with the left hand. her poo hand is minimally touching the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:13:56 2015 No.7161449 >>7161431 >le funny may may about Indian's lack of access to clean food, water, and hygiene >not inherently racist you cannot be that dumb fambily

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:16:04 2015 No.7161452 >>7161254 Potato sandwiches are pretty fucking tasty. I usually do them when I have leftover boiled potatoes, with cheese and some hotsauce.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:17:54 2015 No.7161455

>>7161449
india is a nation that has designated streets for shitting in and has issues with its hygene. this is a known fact and a common problem in india. the poster you first replied to can't help but think that her hands might not be completely clean, which is absolutely a possiblity. there's nothing racist about facts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:22:07 2015 No.7161460 >>7161455 The fact that she had a chance to film a tutorial for expertvillage kind of screams to you that she isn't one of the ultra poor in India that live in makeshift shacks and shit on the street

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:23:57 2015 No.7161465 File: 105 KB, 790x1103, 1448343437943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyBHtkpFMrY pajeet why

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:24:19 2015 No.7161466 >>7161449 Its their country, not the race that does that. Also, go back to reddit and say there, coon loving faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:25:45 2015 No.7161468 >>7161460 you never know. >>7161465 are those rafdidas? that dog has shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:27:01 2015 No.7161471 File: 385 KB, 600x600, nallebull.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161466 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:28:12 2015 No.7161474 File: 133 KB, 592x569, 1388385957480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161455 what if she doesn't live in India? what if she wasn't even born there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:57:47 2015 No.7161532 >>7161447 she used both hands when she started mashing the potato. triggered me desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:38:45 2015 No.7161616 >Now leave it for 3 to 4... Days? weeks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:42:45 2015 No.7161624 >>7160583 >>7160935 It is an unaspirated /t/, not a /d/ you nongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:46:10 2015 No.7161631 http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:51:30 2015 No.7161639 >>7161465 Hey! They reused the toasting clip from the potato one. Same awkward pause before "minutes" and muttered "since it's properly toasted." So fucking mad right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:57:05 2015 No.7161644 >>7161460 >ultrapoor It's not just the poor, even the rich in india shit in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:01:39 2015 No.7162428 id eat it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:06:03 2015 No.7162436 >>7162428 Me too. The sandwich isn't half bad either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:06:55 2015 No.7162438 >>7161259 Open face sandwiches arent

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:07:56 2015 No.7162440 >>7161449 >facts are racist! No

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 11:08:58 2015 No.7162444 >>7161474 Then how'd she get the accent?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:05:51 2015 No.7162881 >>7161449 Found the Indian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 14:07:16 2015 No.7162884 I bet there's shit stuck under that ring

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:07:00 2015 No.7163967 I don't know how I found this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENK7Qv9qlc

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:10:19 2015 No.7163983 >>7161254 >what's up with dumb poor people and food that grows anywhere with no effort and can be prepared using nothing but hot water gee, I don't know

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:11:42 2015 No.7163987 >>7163967 I don't know what's worse: ASMR videos, or ISIS videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 19:13:35 2015 No.7163997 >>7163987 >I don't know what's worse People that watch ASMR videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 20:40:27 2015 No.7164324 >>7160583 >expertvillage Holy shit that triggers me hard as shit. How can a site be so useless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:23:20 2015 No.7164505 >>7161447 oh, then it's fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:34:32 2015 No.7164565 >>7163967 lmao all you hear is the hum of her shitty camera

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:41:43 2015 No.7164596 >>7161455 >>7161466 >>7162440 yeah, the fact that you're memeing about it is what's racist you dumb fucks. obviously no one cares, but that's ALSO a fact. nothing more pathetic that meme-boys crying about their may mays being called racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:44:05 2015 No.7164603 your doast ees ready

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:50:44 2015 No.7164624 >>7160583 woman with indian accent is like ASMR to me. and those toasts look like they would be very tasty (like samosa)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 21:52:05 2015 No.7164630 >>7163967 WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE EATING? WHY?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:09:37 2015 No.7164676 >>7164596 is calling americans amerilards racist?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 22:25:10 2015 No.7164734 File: 10 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163967 >dad walks into sons room >oh he left his laptop on I'll shut it off >tfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:46:23 2015 No.7164953 File: 1.90 MB, 490x478, 1445386496365.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 23:57:15 2015 No.7164993 Am I the only one who finds that accent attractive. I'd wife her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 00:05:24 2015 No.7165027 >>7161460 It happens everywhere buddy. They even have tv-PSAs telling people not to do it. If you can have a tv it's not a stretch to get on expert village.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 01:02:02 2015 No.7165136 >>7161460 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0 >yfw

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:13:52 2015 No.7165287 >>7163967 I'd hit it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 02:17:52 2015 No.7165300

>>7164953
I was gonna mention that it doesn't even remotely resemble carbonara and that she touched the noodles with her poo wiping hand, but I saw she used Knorr Cream of Chicken Soup Mix for a burst of flavor which I heavily approve of. Knorr Cream of Chicken Soup Mix just makes carbonara taste better than eggs or anything else, you should try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:35:25 2015 No.7165591 File: 37 KB, 271x352, 1449369323544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one never gets old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:43:50 2015 No.7165609 >>7165300 >she touched the noodles with her poo wiping hand She's Fillipino.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 04:48:36 2015 No.7165615 >>7165609 So? Left hand being your poo wiping hand is universal, it's what I was told growing up as a lad in my country. I was told there's nothing to be ashamed of, but to never prepare food with my poo hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:35:29 2015 No.7165662 This will always be my go-to cooking cringe vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hcr6yiHDk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 05:37:19 2015 No.7165665 >>7165662 This one too: https://youtu.be/WC8bbzscsJE?t=47s

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 06:02:34 2015 No.7165693

>seemingly stoned guy demonstrates how to prepare ramen over four separate videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAi1FU5pT1A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aw8g3787yA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORteUy4Y7t4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_dkSdDiao

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 07:36:49 2015 No.7165824
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>>7164676
Of course anon. The definition of racism changed long ago, didn't you get the memo?

Nowadays, racism means "anything that hurts my feelings or opposes my ridiculous world view"

The only way NOT to be a racist is to donate all your assets to poor Syrian refugees and then to off yourself. Please note that only whites can be racist, so this is only required if you're a member of the white race.

Also please also note that there is only one race, the human race.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 08:10:44 2015 No.7165855 >>7165615 >wiping your ass with your hand >what is toilet paper? >what is washing your hands? >what are nitrile gloves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:28:32 2015 No.7166393 >>7160583 >As per your wish Oh my fucking god lol. She should've head bobbled when she said that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:33:12 2015 No.7166399 >>7164993 No I think women with Indian accent is most attractive as well. It's very relaxing for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:35:04 2015 No.7166403 >>7164993 I like the accent myself. I had an Indian doctor a few years ago, and I told her how much I adored her voice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 12:56:17 2015 No.7166435 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:14:35 2015 No.7166469 >>7161465 Why is the chopping board so filthy reeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 13:20:29 2015 No.7166481 God damn it Indians are fucking disgusting. Can you imagine the layers of caked on shit her hands must be covered in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:04:11 2015 No.7166778 >>7161447 >poo hand >minimally touching food

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:37:52 2015 No.7166863 >>7165855 Confirmed for touching food with your poo hand

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:41:41 2015 No.7166875 >>7166435 Small brain host but its okay because she's a qt3.14 with a good hint of trashy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:49:07 2015 No.7166896 >>7166863 I absolutely 100% do. Cause I'm not a retard who believes in "a poo hand". I'm also not 8 years old and have learned to wash my hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:51:29 2015 No.7166900 >>7165693 >throw away the seasoning packet >replacing it with two splashes of soy sauce and a little bit of pepper bland as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 15:57:57 2015 No.7166917 >>7166896 Chances are that you still have poo poo under your fingernails on your left hand though. You have to be very diligent and careful not to. Anyone should avoid touching food with their left hand out of respect for others safety

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:01:30 2015 No.7166922

>>7166917

Jesus christ, how the fuck would you get shit under your fingernails you disgusting caveman?
Secondly, do you not clean (under) your nails when you wash your hands? Are you actually 8?

But you know what, good luck finely dicing an onion with only 1 hand, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:01:35 2015 No.7166923 >>7165824 >there's only the human race >you're not part of it if you're white Please, I don't want it to be the current year any more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:13:51 2015 No.7166950 >>7166917 do you shove your hands up your ass or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:34:43 2015 No.7166986 File: 27 KB, 482x269, onion-holder-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7166922 >thinks bad hygiene is OK >I'm the caveman Now I know you're trolling but I'll still reply. I use this to hold my onions to chop them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:46:17 2015 No.7167014 >>7166986 >claims he gets shit under his nails when wiping >instead of cleaning it, just doesn't use that hand >accuses other of bad hygiene Your lack of common sense is disturbing. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:47:26 2015 No.7167020 File: 333 KB, 554x392, Picture 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m88rF0rwHo8 You're gonna love Cooking With Poo!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:47:48 2015 No.7167022 >>7166986 Now I've seen everything

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 16:52:40 2015 No.7167030

>>7167014
Ok tell me my friend, how are you 100% sure there are no more traces of poo poo on your hand at all? Why do you hate precautions when preparing food. Is it out of laziness?
>>7167022
Notice the poo poo hand is holding the device. It's important not to forget to not touch food with your left hand

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:04:21 2015 No.7167067 POO

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:13:35 2015 No.7167089 >>7167020 What an unfortunate name.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 17:45:12 2015 No.7167178

>>7167030

How am I 100%? I use toilet paper, so to start of my hand never even touches any poop.
Then right after, I wash my hands with soap and obviously clean under my nails. (Like you should when you wash your hands.)

Then if I prepare food, I always wash my hands before starting. LIKE YOU SHOULD.
Again washing my hands with soap and scrubbing under my nails.

Why do you hate washing your hands? Are you disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 18:00:19 2015 No.7167238 >Everyone freaking out about poo Have you never given anyone a rimjob before?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:16:44 2015 No.7167670 >>7167238 >Everyone It's literally just one retarded anon -who smears poop all over his hand when he wipes- that's freaking out over people and their "poo hands".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:24:24 2015 No.7167694 File: 35 KB, 480x360, goodgame.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 start at 15:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RKkmhDlbYA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:30:12 2015 No.7167711 File: 2.79 MB, 400x255, 1400706706551.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7166435 "wreckless"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:31:25 2015 No.7167714 File: 7 KB, 302x167, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163967 WHAT IN THE FUCK! I'm shocked. wtf fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:33:30 2015 No.7167717 >>7163967 Kinda cute without the glasses, but obviously pretty messed up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:34:33 2015 No.7167720 File: 41 KB, 500x353, blowme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUcXFrP9dA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:38:48 2015 No.7167724 File: 72 KB, 843x425, cheetos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5qa3B9GEk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:42:18 2015 No.7167729 File: 114 KB, 485x723, 1440362075468[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 As usual, indians making food with their shit covered hands. Never eat Indian

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:43:37 2015 No.7167731 File: 102 KB, 775x633, burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167694 fuckin animals! that's mental illness cases. fuck fuck fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:45:43 2015 No.7167737 >>7167694 These two are so fucking great. That one's fronthead even has fat

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:46:22 2015 No.7167739 File: 884 KB, 216x288, w00t.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A fucking classic!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:47:06 2015 No.7167742 Durka Durk Poowich

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:47:24 2015 No.7167743 >>7167739 forgot link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:49:44 2015 No.7167749 >>7163967 ayyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:49:57 2015 No.7167751 File: 445 KB, 790x566, Screenshot from 2015-12-13 18-49-22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167737

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:50:16 2015 No.7167752 >>7167743 Oh fuck the "lettuce belly" chick. Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:55:58 2015 No.7167766 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWHQItzY_g

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:56:39 2015 No.7167768 >>7165693 that dude is ripped

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 20:57:08 2015 No.7167771 >>7167766 >a carrier noodle

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:00:34 2015 No.7167780 File: 30 KB, 326x385, itputslotionontheskin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE One of my best. I wonder where he keeps the corpses...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:02:56 2015 No.7167787 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGQ9jl0wJg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:12:34 2015 No.7167806 >>7167751 >one eye on the streets, one eye on the krispy kreme

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:12:49 2015 No.7167807 File: 158 KB, 512x384, 1445751335673.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167743 >I mainly eat the peels of the bananas please god no

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:30:24 2015 No.7167837 File: 986 KB, 155x155, RJ0Bqto.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167751 mama

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:34:01 2015 No.7167844 File: 30 KB, 316x202, enough.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167787

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:36:20 2015 No.7167850 File: 75 KB, 1024x526, poo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 >India

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:38:24 2015 No.7167852 File: 939 KB, 495x316, wtf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167787 no. NO!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:41:06 2015 No.7167856 >>7160583 That girl is cute as fuck. I'm Latino though.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:51:55 2015 No.7167886
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>>7167856
I used to work in finance and it was a white boys club. Honestly some afternoons, the office felt like a hockey locker room.
We had a cutie girl from India sent to our white jock boys team to learn the job so we could outsource it in India.
She couldn't understand our language.
When some guy went to her cubicle to instruct her about something or just to say hello, all the boys would scream ''WASH YOUR HANDS MEN'' ''THINK HOW MUCH DIRT IS IN THAT PUSSY BRO'' ''IF YOU FUCK HER TAKE A BLEACH BATH" ''WTF IS THAT SMELL IS THAT SONIA'S PUSSY?''
Tpugh love for poor litlle Sonia. She never got some white magic because of that. She was a shitty employee anyway, taking our jobs away.
No ragrats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:52:25 2015 No.7167888 >>7167850 >coast of China almost zero nice try nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 21:55:13 2015 No.7167892 >>7167787 fuck it I'm gonna make this my life is shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:00:55 2015 No.7167899 >>7167850 lol noaa.gov/tsunami/indo_1204.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:08:20 2015 No.7167912 >>7167899 Check your links, man http://nctr.pmel.noaa.gov/indo_1204.html

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:11:03 2015 No.7167916 File: 254 KB, 860x1236, lopm_011_009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167886 bruh are u serious that is awful lol You are an awful person.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:11:59 2015 No.7167920

>>7160583

I love all the NEETs/retards are in here not understanding that any cook in any home or restaurant is going touch all your food with their bare hands literally all the time.

>what is sushi
>what is a sandwich shop
>what is any restaurant that is not fast food
>etc etc

and literally the only places that enforce gloves are fastfood and supermarkets filled with shambling Morlock workers.
>cue last week's norovirus outbreak from Chipotle kek

Listen you fucking morons: See that immaculate kitchen, with a woman scrubbed to death and perfectly made up, neat as a pin? And you think somehow she forgot to wash her LEFT hand only for some made up bull shit reason you don't even understand
>PROTIP that is an upperclass Indian, ALL of whom poo in loo no exceptions
?

You're all a bunch of mongs. I enjoy you tards so much =^+^=

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:12:17 2015 No.7167922 >>7163967 is that dog food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:12:31 2015 No.7167924 File: 77 KB, 745x672, 1450054405144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:13:52 2015 No.7167929 >>7164505 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:15:05 2015 No.7167933 File: 24 KB, 411x346, 1449960849360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160973 >I'd have it with tomato ketchup as per my wish. this thread is delivering and so early

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:15:31 2015 No.7167935 >>7167886 fucking amazing

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:17:13 2015 No.7167939

>>7167916
>>7167886

Everyone that works in finance is basically a cartoon villian, it's no lie, they are all total scum. Seen it firsthand.

>work IT
>called to finance office for bullshit
>under desks
>on compoopers
>solving PEBCAK
>dude snaps his fingers at me
>snaps
>his
>fingers

I finished what I was doing, went to his desk and started snapping my fingers and doing a tap routine while motioning for him to join me for an autistically long period of time until he jumped up like he wanted to fight and I mean mugged him instantly.

>fired
>worth it
>hot asf waitress girlfriend loves me so deep that night since these are her clientele and she hates them

anyway, scratch a financier, find a douchebag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:17:56 2015 No.7167944 File: 3.86 MB, 298x150, 1449886544517.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161465 >How to make a salami sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:19:31 2015 No.7167948 >>7164596 go away leftist scum

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:20:23 2015 No.7167954 >>7163997 it's unfortunate that you aren't able to enjoy them, but there's no need to be rude. learn to manage your jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:22:28 2015 No.7167965 File: 179 KB, 650x214, Autism Contest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167954

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:26:48 2015 No.7167985 File: 2.75 MB, 1920x1080, canopener.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] outdoor survival tip # 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afUzN2tdr8

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:27:42 2015 No.7167989 File: 999 KB, 500x277, zNYjAde.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167965 great meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:30:02 2015 No.7167995 >>7161465 what?! she reused the second half of the video. i love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:30:39 2015 No.7167998 >>7167954 asmr is the most aspie shit i've ever seen

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:31:31 2015 No.7168000
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>>7165136
Okay I fucking raged these scumbags are human filth.

The lady asked him "don't they get cleaned" about the public toilets.

He answers "Well that's the task of the city council"

They are just like fucking niggers
Get shit handed to them and don't take any care of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:32:18 2015 No.7168001 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfu7Ul5g8s rip sharky :( fuk fatties

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:32:26 2015 No.7168002 >>7163967 Will someone make an ASMR video that starts with whispering and then open a noisy a Sun Chip bag and start crunching straight into the mic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:32:45 2015 No.7168003 >>7161449 P L POO LOO P L

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:33:20 2015 No.7168007 >>7165591 this has to be troll

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:36:20 2015 No.7168022 >>7164324 >user submitted sound familiar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:38:56 2015 No.7168034 File: 47 KB, 450x450, 1426569089756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:40:04 2015 No.7168038 File: 1.39 MB, 500x283, hot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7164953 Should've stopped at the 2 minute mark would've eaten it right then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:42:48 2015 No.7168047 >>7167998 I'm guessing your only exposure to it is when particularly weird ones get linked on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 22:45:06 2015 No.7168057 File: 615 KB, 874x516, hexenjager.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167933 >that meaty skelepuss MY NIGHTMARE COMES

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:02:07 2015 No.7168095 File: 1.16 MB, 1920x1080, skel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168057 this trigger you m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:11:25 2015 No.7168123 >>7167720 are these people inbred?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:13:38 2015 No.7168132 >>7168095 2spooky4me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:13:43 2015 No.7168133 File: 242 KB, 700x504, 1426372921369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168002 >starts with whispering and then open a noisy a Sun Chip bag and start crunching straight into the mic.

Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:22:04 2015 No.7168166
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>>7167939
>>7167916
Yeah financiers are a crappy bunch.
We made our Christmas team lunches at a strip club with a buffet, and the girls were forced to join (out of 25 only 4 girls). The younger ones didn't mind. But the older moms with kids were horrified and didn't came to our christmas parties.
>the face on your 40 yo female manager when you get back to the office at 3pm, completely drunk, reeking cheap strippers perfume, with still slightly stiff penis and a smile on your face. But she can't say nothing becuase 90% of the staff went, even the big millionaires VPs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:24:51 2015 No.7168176 File: 264 KB, 2197x1463, jamie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7167720 Why do British people look like they have downs? Also she doesn't have too much of an issue with food...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:27:31 2015 No.7168190 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:27:40 2015 No.7168192 >>7167743 >look at all the protien and iron I got the cunt ate like 14 pounds of food

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:40:38 2015 No.7168234 >>7167939 >and I mean mugged him instantly. what

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:41:39 2015 No.7168239 >>7168001 good, fuck sharks

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:43:07 2015 No.7168243 >>7168001 good old jack!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 13 23:50:07 2015 No.7168263 >>7168190 >8,000 calories a day Nothing freaky about bulking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:15:50 2015 No.7168336 >>7168095 It definitely triggered something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:22:02 2015 No.7168351 >>7168190 makes me laugh every single time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:24:33 2015 No.7168355 File: 1.49 MB, 1920x1080, skelle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168336

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:31:03 2015 No.7168364 >>7161449 UNICEF made a psa for india telling them to poo in the loo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:41:36 2015 No.7168393 >>7168355 She's the kind of girl I'd love to murder

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:48:17 2015 No.7168403 File: 2.64 MB, 1920x1080, skellington.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168393 pls don't

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 00:50:15 2015 No.7168409 >>7168403 oh I wouldn't but it'd be so good

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:05:26 2015 No.7168432 >>7168393 you can't murder a skeleton they're already dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:05:30 2015 No.7168433 >>7168403 Those arms... Shed gain so many qt3.14 points if she put on a few pounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:07:13 2015 No.7168435 File: 1.36 MB, 1920x1080, skelhump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168409

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:09:32 2015 No.7168440 >>7168433 it seems like it'd be easy to overpower her and that's attractive >>7168435 I hate to say post more but

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:12:52 2015 No.7168445 >>7168440 A 12 year old fatty could do just sit on her and slay her

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:17:27 2015 No.7168451 File: 1.05 MB, 1920x1080, skelpray.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7168440

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:22:44 2015 No.7168456 >>7168451 I bet you could cut straight through her midsection with a manila folder

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:25:08 2015 No.7168460 File: 44 KB, 530x530, 12132672_1017154818347925_395733909_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:28:10 2015 No.7168466 >>7168460 I wonder what she eats

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:31:37 2015 No.7168469 >>7167920 yeah but we don't have a culture of specifically wiping our ass with our left hand and using the right hand for everything else

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:43:00 2015 No.7168489 >>7165662 that would be good if the fucking fatty in the background would shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:43:47 2015 No.7168493 File: 249 KB, 545x595, benio shrug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 I'm little a drunk but I don't really understand the dislikes on this video. Looks like a good sandwich. Did I miss something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:49:18 2015 No.7168505 >>7165662 >angrygrandpa Kill yourself you fucking retard. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:50:45 2015 No.7168510 >>7168493 I just got here. I don't understand either. Is it really that "Indians wipe with their hands" thing or what? Because that's kind of dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 01:54:39 2015 No.7168515 >>7168505 Look at this old guy pretend to be epic you guys LMAOOOO!! ×.×!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:09:15 2015 No.7168542 >>7168515 Exactly. I thought /ck/ was above this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:25:14 2015 No.7168564 >>7168542 thinking any board on 4chan would be above this. all boards are full of degeneracy....save for /wg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:26:03 2015 No.7168565 >>7168564 Come on now

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 02:54:32 2015 No.7168616 >>7162438 those aren't real sandwiches come'on Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:03:24 2015 No.7168638 >>7167720 I bet her cooking is terrible desu. It's impossible that she's developed any kind of palette whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:12:21 2015 No.7168656 >>7161616 parsecs, duh >L2 cook pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:15:16 2015 No.7168662 >>7168638 >palette

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:16:24 2015 No.7168665 >>7163967 I think the Scottish Army needs to dx her real quick

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:23:41 2015 No.7168687 >>7165136 >sewage runs to the beach why does it matter if they shit on the beach then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:29:19 2015 No.7168698 >>7168001 >dat sear

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:29:30 2015 No.7168699 >>7163967 skinny girl going ham. I also am now craving liverwurst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:35:25 2015 No.7168714 >>7165693 >tilts the clear measuring bowl towards the camera to show people whats inside

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 03:50:45 2015 No.7168725 >>7167720 how the fuck do you cook without tasting it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:01:45 2015 No.7168742 >>7167787 more product placement pls, Oscar Mayer doesn't make enough money as it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:15:15 2015 No.7168761 >>7168190 >8000 cal/day >not as fat as these sluts >>7167694 i call bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:39:23 2015 No.7168784 >>7168742 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:44:27 2015 No.7168788 >>7168263 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 04:48:28 2015 No.7168795 >>7168662 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:25:53 2015 No.7168844 >>7168725 Heavily seasoned with delusion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 05:43:44 2015 No.7168870 >>7167711 They refer to it as "Wreckless Eating" because they used to be amateur wrestlers, and one of their wrestler names was " Chris Wreckless" They still go by their wrestler names for privacy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:09:29 2015 No.7168899 >>7167743 God, how can you even force all that food down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:18:38 2015 No.7168910 >>7161449 Panjeet...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 06:28:47 2015 No.7168919 >>7168870 But that's still not how it's spelled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 07:52:24 2015 No.7169019 >>7167989 >>7167954 >>7168047 they're all weird the very idea of sitting on your computer watching videos to trigger asmr is weird go have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:00:39 2015 No.7169028 File: 1.37 MB, 480x252, 1395679759197.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161449 Indian detected, literally a wagon wheel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:06:27 2015 No.7169034 >>7168919 It's purposely misspelled, are you retard? That's was my entire point of mentioning it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:07:31 2015 No.7169036 >>7169034 *retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:09:46 2015 No.7169040 >>7168234 someone looks at you/says something to you and you pull a super scary intense face so that they get scared and back down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:23:48 2015 No.7169055 >>7169019 the very idea of sitting on your computer posting on 4chan is weird go have sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:45:31 2015 No.7169076 >>7164953 what a waste of ingredients. All you need is cream and pork belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:47:51 2015 No.7169078 >>7161468 >rafdidas >/ck board pls be b8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 08:59:10 2015 No.7169093 File: 120 KB, 600x487, image.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161449

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:00:11 2015 No.7169094 >>7161449 Ranjeep my son...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:18:54 2015 No.7169114 >>7169034 No, I'm not retarded, but from watching the video I assumed they were. Sorry for triggering you so bad, anon who is clearly one of those idiots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:28:08 2015 No.7169121 >>7167787 >Salt on more salt. >She adds more salt. JESUS FUCK MY BLOOD PRESSURE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:32:51 2015 No.7169127 >>7168190 >Go downstairs and look at calories of 8 potatoes and 4 cups of cheddar cheese. >Only 3428 calories. >Video says 8000 calories. I feel like this is all staged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:34:26 2015 No.7169131 >>7167694 The fact that the first thing in this video is them burping, and they are making food disturbs me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 09:37:20 2015 No.7169136 >>7166435 I miss Daniel bryan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 11:14:49 2015 No.7169300 >>7169078 what? they look like shitty 90's trainers, just like rafdidas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:09:35 2015 No.7169621 File: 110 KB, 450x370, tape1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163967

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:14:51 2015 No.7169637 File: 30 KB, 634x517, 1420140777083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7164953 >cooking101 dear satan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:23:03 2015 No.7169657 >>7165591 I think I just threw up a little, help me senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:24:22 2015 No.7169662 >>7168176 >>7168123 Foetal Alcohol syndrome is rife among working class people 2bh

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:26:47 2015 No.7169666 >>7168034 The face of a broken man

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:29:42 2015 No.7169670 >>7167766 >how to make carbonara >0.01 macaroni nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:30:42 2015 No.7169672 >>7167720 >burning sausages on purpose >cheap as fuck sausages at that >only eats bread, instant mashed potatoes, baked beans wew lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:33:30 2015 No.7169678 >>7169670 Know of any better carrier noodle? No? Didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:50:40 2015 No.7169709 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpAyxP4h8nk

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:51:55 2015 No.7169712 File: 430 KB, 1365x768, Screenshot_20151214-145039-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7165136

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:55:30 2015 No.7169723 >>7168190 This abject selfishness disgusts me. She forces herself to retch at other foods because she is too weak willed to eat something that isn't "yummy"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 14:58:24 2015 No.7169734 >>7169723 Don't forget "ooey" and "gooey".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 15:22:14 2015 No.7169792 >>7166986 Does that onion chopper double as your lice comb?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 16:01:21 2015 No.7169889 >>7169709 Pretty cool video, thanks for sharing anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:34:28 2015 No.7170126 >>7168123 She's from Manchester, so yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:45:47 2015 No.7170156 >>7167178 >scrubbing under my nails You shouldn't really have to do that if you keep your nails trimmed. Takes like five minutes once every two weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 17:53:30 2015 No.7170178 >>7169709 Sounds a bit like the guy that does BBQPitBoys

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 18:16:58 2015 No.7170276 >>7167694 they dont really look human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 19:30:13 2015 No.7170523 >>7164676 No, racism = power + prejudice. It is [current year], didn't your sociology professor teach you already or did you take racist and misogynist degree?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:40:33 2015 No.7170721 >>7170523 Why not just post the pasta? At least there was some effort put into that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:49:12 2015 No.7170745 >you will never be this good of a food critic https://youtu.be/usP4v4FxKNc?t=67 why live

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 20:52:49 2015 No.7170759 File: 31 KB, 942x639, inderkacken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 yu dally remindel www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ >no toiletpaper >no soap

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:11:24 2015 No.7170849 >>7160935 >this dude knows about the IPA My dogg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:18:53 2015 No.7170879 >>7161468 >rafdidas >keen Stfu poseur fuccboi

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:21:43 2015 No.7170892

>>7169114
wow, could you possibly be more mad over something so trivial? And no, I'm not one of those guys, I'm just apparently smarter than you are, enough to know why they misspelled it as "wreckless"

It's not meant as reckless, as in chaotic. It's meant as wreck less, as in unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:38:41 2015 No.7170968 >>7170745 I bet Val could eat a corn on the cob through a picket fence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:41:42 2015 No.7170977 >>7169723 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 21:55:39 2015 No.7171023 >>7168784 isn't this the super good chef who sold his soul to some stock pot company?

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:00:14 2015 No.7171036

>>7167985
>to get a single solitary meal in a survival situation you must have concrete
>no concrete? too bad, see second option
>now scrape the fucking can against the concrete until the metal wears out; conversely stab it with a knife endangering your hands to cuts

>second choice
>Smack it with a rock
>i wont show this though

oh ya, real survivalist this lady

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:01:21 2015 No.7171045 >>7171023 It does make your pasta taste better than salt. You should try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:27:14 2015 No.7171128 >>7170759 FUCK! Thanks god I was born in a developed country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:29:00 2015 No.7171132 >>7170759 This man is doing the Lord's work. God bless him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:33:52 2015 No.7171144 >>7170745 this girl is rilly pretty even if she is dumb as a stump

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:37:10 2015 No.7171157 >>7170745 goddam this needs 1 million views lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:38:21 2015 No.7171159 >>7170759 nothing wrong with a squatting toilet but paper is such a simple invention. literally no reason to use your hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:51:28 2015 No.7171185 >>7170759 there was soap in the video...did you miss the part where he said you wash your hands with soap well after? >>7171159 from the look of it the latrine used was not flush so paper might be a problem in this specific case

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 22:56:16 2015 No.7171195 File: 122 KB, 485x723, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161447 >her poo hand is minimally touching the food. >poo hand >minimally touching >food Pajeet plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:01:43 2015 No.7171210 >>7163967 turn off the fucking fan if you're going to do some relaxing video

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:12:10 2015 No.7171236 File: 4 KB, 208x245, vellygudsunglasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7171185 >from the look of it the latrine used was not flush you flush with ass-water velly velly clean

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:14:35 2015 No.7171242 >>7168001 "Finding shark is like next to impossible in southern california" Jesus christ, take a fucking hint. Killing sharky is the devil's play.

Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:15:12 2015 No.7171244

>>7167954
>>7167989
>>7163967
aspie please fucking leave, if theres one thing I will never forgive you for is posting these fucking videos on /ck/ and /b/

the sounds that come from these things literally make me feel nauseous and its even more grating hearing some dumb cunt trying to tell me what shes doing for whatever reason she has in the lowest whisper where all I hear is her lips smacking

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 14 23:39:35 2015 No.7171294 File: 499 KB, 500x302, 189237910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7160583 >anything expertvillage

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:12:26 2015 No.7171397 File: 361 KB, 634x429, nonononononononononononononono.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163967

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:34:04 2015 No.7171454 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Damn India fucked up huh? When did it become physically impossible to make a thread on 4chan having anything even remotely to do with India, without it turning into POOINLOO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:36:21 2015 No.7171462 >>7171454 Modi pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:39:45 2015 No.7171468 >>7160583 I got some weird asmr from this how to video

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:40:54 2015 No.7171473 >>7171454 It's been like this on /ck/ for the last year or so. Which really sucks because India actually has some pretty diverse cuisine that I'd be interested in learning more about. Their spice game is top notch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:42:32 2015 No.7171476 File: 187 KB, 499x499, 1394542201226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7171454 They should add the corpses that lie in the streets and flow in the rivers to the POOINLOO meme. India pretty much encompasses everything that is revolting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 00:58:04 2015 No.7171511 >>7171473 >Their spice game is top notch. It's all the poop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 01:03:56 2015 No.7171524 >>7163967 is she a serial killer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 01:12:08 2015 No.7171540 >>7160583 I have developed a fetish for indian grills. I would literally fuck the shit out of her. Like pounding her pooper deep and hard til the poo starts leaking out all over my dick. The thought of it makes me DIAMONDS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 01:38:26 2015 No.7171601 >>7167020 looks pretty good tho

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:01:39 2015 No.7171652

guys, i don't know where else to ask this, but i've seen some videos posted pertaining to it so far:

is ASMR a fetish?

i don't get any pleasure out of these ASMR eating videos, and i think most people would agree, but there are thousands on youtube. it's like wikipedia, one link leads to another and you fall into an eating k-hole of sorts - the same can be said for many parts of the 'dark side' of youtube.

everything about the context of the videos make them seem sexual. at face value they are innocent but there are so many indicators of hidden shame - many "ASMR-ers" only show half of their face (why?). they are mostly women. there seems to be a focus on 'heavy' food like spicy dishes, fast food, dessert. there seems to be an order of sorts to the videos that shows itself across multiple channels, as in what is said and how it is said. the ASMR people often say they are fans of it themselves and they view and comment on other channels.

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:10:32 2015 No.7171663

>>7171652
I have never gotten anything sexual out of asmr personally. I like the youtuber thewaterwhispers.

She looks like a goblin. It doesn't mean I can't find something soothing about her videos.

The sad thing is there's just some of you who will never get that tingling feeling we get so you'll never really understand. I wish I could explain it to you but it's just something you either have felt since you were a child or might never feel at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:11:07 2015 No.7171664 >>7160583 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxJJ1tHpLo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:11:57 2015 No.7171665 >>7171652 No. That's like asking is watching people play video games a fetish. Do some people watch half naked chicks play games in a stream? Sure. But a lot of people watch males as well. There's more to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:19:32 2015 No.7171677 File: 1.57 MB, 1257x710, bestcake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love dessert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60M0mWPrxmg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:25:13 2015 No.7171687 >>7168784 Love how he goes out of his way to justify the bullshit use of the stock cubes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:25:59 2015 No.7171690 >>7169709 This isn't cringey at all. That guy was dope (but the video was pretty basic, nothing wrong with that)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:32:30 2015 No.7171700 >>7171677 i would eat yogurt and condensed milk nuked until warm desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:38:16 2015 No.7171709 >>7171677 there is a link to a real milk cake recipe form this one. it actually took effort and resembled a cake by the end of it. this lady made the low effort wal-mart vomit version she is the cooking with jack of indian housewives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:38:24 2015 No.7171710 >>7170968 Too real

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:38:29 2015 No.7171711 >>7168001 i got triggered by his use of the whisk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:44:38 2015 No.7171723 >>7160583 I cant decide if that would taste good or not, I almost want to try it. Or maybe throw bacon bits, green onion, and cheese on it, then dip the grilled sandwich in sour cream. Ive eaten my fair share of trashy food

Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:52:01 2015 No.7171739

>>7167694
>am 5'11
>just hit 200 pounds
>have a noticeable gut
>feel like a fat disgusting slob
>can feel my body hating me, feel strain and bodily functions are not happy
>awful GERD

I cant imagine being that fat.
It can get overwhelming at my size, let alone their size.
Im not sure how they can ignore the signals their body is giving them, because I sure as fuck can feel them. It doesnt feel good

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 02:56:44 2015 No.7171749 File: 477 KB, 560x500, 1449040232833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7171709 >she is the cooking with jack of indian housewives

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 03:13:48 2015 No.7171768 >>7167694 fuckin blue shirt has a chin above her eyes fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 03:51:02 2015 No.7171814 >>7162444 Her parents.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 04:05:35 2015 No.7171831 >>7165591 BY THE HAND OF THE DEVIL! THIS CAN'T BE TRUE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 04:24:56 2015 No.7171854 This is /ck/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_633IAS061g

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 04:30:37 2015 No.7171864 >>7171854 Haha my parents aren't home better make this video fast! Whoa epic! e.e ~

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 04:45:06 2015 No.7171880 >>7171854 Im scared, that kid could kick my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 04:47:41 2015 No.7171884 >>7169114 >>7168919 >>7167711 kill yourself moron

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 05:14:32 2015 No.7171906 >>7171652 asmr itself is non-sexual but neckbeards who seek it out have managed to introduce a sexual element for sure. i actually have got it more from men than women irl

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 09:30:01 2015 No.7172297 >>7170745 this is by far the niggerest thing i've ever seen on /ck/ 9/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 09:46:31 2015 No.7172333 https://youtu.be/HiX88aAtb1I

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 09:49:22 2015 No.7172343 >doasd >bodadoes >fugg :DDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 09:52:37 2015 No.7172351 >>7160583 She does have some nice looking feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 11:14:29 2015 No.7172542 >>7168001 cream of coconut reacts like a fucking child when the oil and flesh are separated TRIGGERED why fucking cook why JACK WHY ARE YOU ALIVE DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 11:40:12 2015 No.7172620 DESIGNATED

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 12:27:14 2015 No.7172717 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZF_WIdSQHM he could not be more angry that people like his son more than him

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 19:11:42 2015 No.7173738 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 15 20:43:39 2015 No.7174034 >>7172717 ugh his pronunciation of pho -.-

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