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WHY IS THIS STUFF SO GOOD FUCK DAMN

>> No.7154395

>>7154391
This thread will archive quickly.
Too many eggnog fags.

>> No.7154397

Because its so god damn fattening

Anything with lots of calories and fat is tasty

>> No.7154410

>>7154391
>Drinking condensed milk, cream, and nutmeg
americans everyone

>> No.7154421

because secretly, it reminds you of sperm

>> No.7154442

>>7154397
>Anything with lots of calories and fat is tasty
ur mom tastes pretty bad last time I checked (this morning)

>> No.7154448

>>7154410
it's not condensed milk retard. You're only supposed to drink small cups of it a couple times a year anyways.

>> No.7154570

>>7154391
That shit is nasty, I got a carton of it a week ago, tried it out with and without bourbon and other shit. It was still nasty,

I threw that in the garbage can. It was worth a try but I just don't like it.

>> No.7154575

>>7154448
BLECH!

>> No.7154579

>>7154410
Shut up eurofag and go back to sucking on islamic salty sperm. It's what you're used to.

>> No.7154588

>>7154579
Enjoy being shot up by niggers and not being able to escape on your motorized scooter amerikek

>> No.7154601

>>7154588
Hell no, we're a properly armed nation which is why if you fuck with us one or many of us will shoot back. The japs learned that the hard way.

>> No.7154614

>>7154570
>store bought
there's your problem fag, make it for yourself.

>> No.7154619

>>7154614
I know, but it's not important enough to me to make for myself. If I was with my family I'd have a go at it but just for myself, it's not worth the effort.

>> No.7154625

>>7154614
I use Alton Brown's recipe, extra liquor obviously. Tastes great.

>> No.7154629

>>7154625
Anything that faggit has anything to do with I'll avoid.

>> No.7154635

>>7154625
Does faggy salty semen taste good to you as well? You sure suck up to that faggits limp dick enough on these message boards.

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7154690

>>7154391
When I was a kid my friends told me that eggnog is made with vodka. I drank some and legit tasted vodka. It was weird.

>> No.7154991

>>7154410
How do you get the ingredients wrong? The main one is literally in the name. And they call Americans stupid

>> No.7155200

>>7154588
I'm not in a leftist nanny-state such as yourself, Muham- I mean Björn. I can defend myself from niggers instead of letting them stab me and rape my wife as I watch. What am I saying? You'd probably enjoy watching three black bulls pile drive your wife into next week.

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7155206

I guess I understand the appeal of eggnog, but the consistency is fucking off-putting.

>> No.7155239

>>7155206
The thicker the better.
True Moo eggnog is particularly thin, since you don't like the normal consistency that much

>> No.7155289

Pumpkin spice eggnog master race kek.

>> No.7155609

>>7154391
>buying eggnog with corn syrup
>criticizing it
>mfw that's not real eggnog

>> No.7155651
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7155651

>>7155206
I like cutting my eggnog with milk.

>Get the same flavor
>lighter on calories
>thinner more refreshing consistency that doesn't gum up the tongue

Try it sometime.

>> No.7155680

>>7155206
If you're 4 years old, I suppose

>> No.7155713

>>7154391
Do I get the kind with alcohol already inside?

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>>7154619
>effort

You throw everything in a bowl and whisk it, nigga.
There is no effort.

>> No.7155820

>>7155206
I'm too blitzed to notice.

>> No.7155998

I prefer boiled custard.

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7156098

>>7154391
who /silkeggnogmasterrace/ here?

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7156278

>>7156098
fuck you and the soy horse you rode in on.

>> No.7156283
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7156283

Our soy-based seasonal classic offers all the creamy, rich flavor of eggnog without the eggs, dairy, saturated fat or cholesterol. Sprinkle on a little nutmeg and let the jingle bells ring!

>> No.7156289

Isn't this stuff basically just boozy custard? Doesn't seem too surprising that it would be excellent.

>> No.7156337

>>7154391
Farm Stores egg nog, best egg nog.

>> No.7156783

>Ronnybrook

Is this meme milk actually any good? I've seen it in a few places around me.

>> No.7156803

>>7154421
So what? Sperm is fucking delicious too.

>> No.7156829
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7156829

Tried it for the first time today, pretty good stuff.

>> No.7156842

>>7156278
its actually pretty good, you should give it a shot

>> No.7158378
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7158378

Listen up fuckwits, you Americans are getting it all wrong.

Eggnog is for chumps, Advocaat is king!

>> No.7158387

>>7156098
why does unsweetened soy milk taste like such ass

like the regular stuff aint bad but holyshit is the alternative bad

not to mention that shits pricey

>> No.7158389

>>7158387
it tastes like ass because God didn't intent for milk to be made out of soy

>> No.7158392

>>7158389
>>7158387
and yet almond is perfectly fine

>> No.7158755

>>7158392
>almond """milk"""

Almonds ain't got nipples