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Anonymous Wed Dec 9 05:58:51 2015 No.7152640 [Reply] [Original]

how the fuck am i supposed to eat these fuckers?

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 06:09:46 2015 No.7152653
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i'm wary of any chocolate in the shape of a holiday figure.

i immediately think of palmer and their incredibly shitty candy. it can't legally be called "chocolate" 'cause it's made with hydrogenated palm oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 06:12:35 2015 No.7152660 Just ram Santa's jolly old fuckface right up your ass and let your lithe little twink hips roll around on a hopping ball to unwrap the tin foil from inside your boy-pucker it's a Christmas treat up your seat to ruin your sheets while you beat your meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 06:19:39 2015 No.7152681 >>7152640 with your mouth, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 07:12:40 2015 No.7152741 >>7152660 nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 07:36:02 2015 No.7152780 >>7152640 smash his head in then gobble it up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 09:53:35 2015 No.7152964 >>7152660 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:31:17 2015 No.7153017 I bought one and i intend to fill it up with choloate, making it solid

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:42:09 2015 No.7153040
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>>7152640

>kinder product
>made in Turkey
>eating sweets manufactured by a country funding and sympathetic to the downfall of European civilization
>eating sweets touched and packaged by brown people

I really....really...REALLY hope none of you are stupid enough to be doing this. I told my wife the other day that a mass poisoning is going to happen via Haribo, Kinder and all Rocher brand products guaranteed within the next year.

Only a moron would still eat this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 10:56:37 2015 No.7153063 >>7153040 >these people have wives but I can't even get a gf Also Ulker stuff is legit, pham.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 11:00:59 2015 No.7153070 >>7153040 Go be a delusional retard somewhere else, Cletus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 11:10:40 2015 No.7153083 >>7153040 It's a shame too, I liked Haribo gummy products.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 11:11:40 2015 No.7153085 >>7152640 Eat him starting up from the legs to prolong his suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 11:30:35 2015 No.7153121 File: 481 KB, 500x375, 13379849084.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153063 >>7153070 >I don't mind being poisoned by radical jihadi scum Whatever makes you feel better about having your birthright stolen from you one day at a time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:12:26 2015 No.7153215 >>7153040 >sympathetic to the downfall of European civilization you mean the guys that have been pushing for decades to get inside the European union? Sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:24:30 2015 No.7153254 >>7153215 Do not vote to allow Turkey in the EU, millions of shitskin migrants will be able to rape around Europe. It will quite literally be the downfall of western society. Canada and America will be the only beacons left...that's awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:27:48 2015 No.7153267 File: 81 KB, 331x500, 500_F_31727954_2r5ga4dYQHvMdgNimBmXq6NzjEnL5Fty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Break off pieces from the top with your hand. Or like pic related if you want to relive being 5 years old.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 13:57:03 2015 No.7153480
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Fat guy here
I fucking hate chocolate Santas. They are my single biggest vice and the reason I tend to gain 10lbs each holiday season.

I keep an advent calender in my bedroom that is actually just 25 small boxes, each with a chocolate Santa inside and I eat the entire thing in the morning.

Then for dinner I have another chocolate Santa for my dessert.
I am 321lbs by the way. My family makes fun of me. Last christmas I went downstairs on christmas eve because I heard a loud noise and I found my dad with black paint on his face and when he saw me he started screaming and shouting "THE BLACK SANTA EATER IS HERE... HELP ME" and filmed the whole thing to make the family laugh on christmas

I can't stop.
But in answer OP, I usually eat Santas in this order

1. The beard. I do this because I pretend that it is a real beard and I got a hair caught in my throat and need more chocolate to clear my throat.
2. The sack. This is like Santa giving me his gift and makes it feel like christmas
3. The leftovers, as is christmas tradition

Don't do it though it isn't worth it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:02:07 2015 No.7153494 >>7153480 They're hollow and comprised of barely any chocolate, how many are you eating around this time of year?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:03:09 2015 No.7153496 >>7153480 >calender wtf am I reading.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:05:19 2015 No.7153502 File: 96 KB, 1369x550, Lindt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153496 >not being white european >not knowing what an advent calendar is

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:06:58 2015 No.7153508
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>>7153480
>I keep an advent calender in my bedroom that is actually just 25 small boxes, each with a chocolate Santa inside and I eat the entire thing in the morning.
You're an adult. Why do you even get an advent calendar? Also a whole chocolate santa every day? In my childhood I could be lucky if I got a calendar with small pieces of chocolate or plastic figures. Usually I would get a paper one with pictures.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 15:32:29 2015 No.7153686 File: 49 KB, 400x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153480

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:03:42 2015 No.7153773 >>7153083 germanfag here. I started to dislike haribo when they were starting to make a "what is truly german" edition in black, red yellow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:07:21 2015 No.7153787 >>7153773 Was black liquorice?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:30:27 2015 No.7153859 >>7153773 So you're a migrant, or do you just hate yourself because of adolf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:37:08 2015 No.7153877 >>7152640 Behead him. Mutilate his body. Rip his body apart. Laugh as his flesh melts inside your mouth. Enjoy every moment of his suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:43:45 2015 No.7153909 File: 100 KB, 800x800, 4055_9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153877 Sadistic children get the Krampus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:52:05 2015 No.7153931 >>7153909 You only know of that demon because of a movie, when Max Und Moritz becomes mainstream you'll meme post that as well. Pls stop... :^(

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:58:15 2015 No.7153953 >>7152640 Like a crawdad, bite the head and suck the tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:08:27 2015 No.7155103 >>7152640 what in the fuck are those???

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:40:19 2015 No.7155143 >>7152640 don't, if you want to live

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:49:12 2015 No.7155176 File: 4 KB, 200x200, images(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153945 >2016 >unironically living in Austria Top cu/ck/

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 07:02:55 2015 No.7155538 [DELETED]

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Stop deleting my comments you fuckhead janitors

jesus christ no fun allowed reddit 4chan you pieces of shit

4chan blows now because of the shit you pull I'm so sick of your fucking boards you ruin everything good about this site

fucking hot pocket gobbling niggers ou should feel so fucking ashamed at living a life that has so little control you have to delete shit to make yourselves feel good

fuck you stupid kikes i swear to christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 10:19:27 2015 No.7155886 >>7155538 seconded >>7153945 >capital i

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