/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7140014]

ITT: meme beers

[Anonymous No.7140033]

>how many pounds of hops did you throw in
>TRIPLE IT
>ALL OF OUR BEER MUST TASTE LIKE ASPRIN

[Anonymous No.7140034]

>itt: meme whatevers

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.7140036]

>>7140014

yeah I drink it because this douche bag drinks it

[Anonymous No.7140051]

>>7140014
What do you think a meme is?

[Anonymous No.7140058]

>>7140036
I just love how mad you still are about that guy who appeared for 11 frames in a grainy advertisement from 2013

[Anonymous No.7140086]

Brewdog
Cantillon
Heady Topper
bourbon county
Three Floyds

[Anonymous No.7140095]

DUDE

WEED XD

BUY OUR BEER BECAUSE WE NAMES IT CHRONIC DUDE

LOL WEED MAN

[Anonymous No.7140106]

here's a meme can for you

they're really good beers though

[Anonymous No.7140118]

IPAs.

[Anonymous No.7140183]

Sam Admas is what I order for yuropoor visitors that think America can't into beer. easily the best macrobrew in the country and a damn good beer when compared to other countries. I'm proud it's our standard bearer for the current state of American brewers

[Anonymous No.7140189]

>>7140183
Where are you even going where you can "order" samuel adams? The olive garden? The cheesecake factory?

[Anonymous No.7140196]

>>7140183
You can buy Samuel Adams in Europe you passportless fuck.

[Anonymous No.7140202]

>>7140196
It's not that common though, at least not in Germany.

[Anonymous No.7140222]

>>7140196

Yes you can, because it is simply a better option than the local yuro dogpiss, so USA wins again, schnauzer

[Anonymous No.7140225]

>>7140222
>Implying Americans don't also fork over tons of money for local yuro dogpiss.

[Anonymous No.7140226]

>>7140202
its pretty fucking tough to find any good beer in central and southern europe

[Anonymous No.7140229]

>>7140202
Dunno. You can buy it in Tesco in England.
It's a fucking awful beer though.

[Anonymous No.7140232]

>>7140226
You wouldn't know you non passport flyover.

[Anonymous No.7140234]

>>7140229
can you even find good beer in Europe outside England and Belgium?

[Anonymous No.7140236]

>>7140234
Czech Republic

[Anonymous No.7140237]

>>7140232
I am sure a lot has changed in the 6 months since I have been in Europe.

[Anonymous No.7140239]

>>7140236
slightly less shitty light lager =/= good beer

[Anonymous No.7140306]

>>7140239
Czech beer is actually really good.

[Anonymous No.7140391]

>>7140225
Perfect example

[Anonymous No.7140417]

>>7140234
>good beer
>England

Choose one.

[Anonymous No.7140420]

A meme food or drink isn't automatically bad. It just means it has an overblown reputation.

[Anonymous No.7140463]

>>7140095
not the only brewery doing this shit

[Anonymous No.7140466]

>>7140417
wow, what?

[Anonymous No.7140468]

>>7140086
>Cantillon
You take that back motherfucker

[Anonymous No.7140497]

>>7140463
Isn't this supposed to be pretty good?

[Anonymous No.7140508]

>>7140033
>hooped beer
>add oak because oak oak oak the oak flavored oak!

[Anonymous No.7140544]

>>7140508
Oak, eh? Okay!

[Anonymous No.7140569]

It's pretty good if you get it fresh.

It's usually past the "best by" date in my area.

[Anonymous No.7140572]

>>7140234
>good beer in.....England

How to make English "beer".

1. Take any shitty brand of beer you desire.
2. Let it go flat.
3. Add water to reduce flavor
4. Bring it to room temperature and serve.

Enjoy!

Pic related: English "beer".

[Anonymous No.7140579]

>>7140572
lol

[Anonymous No.7140580]

>>7140391
>Fancy bars serve Stella and Peroni because WA LA LA
Easiest way to tell that a bar is just overcharging and doesn't give two fucks about the booze it serves.

[Anonymous No.7140800]

>>7140234
>england
HEH OK

Well at least you mentioned Belgium. Germany and Czech Republic are great for beer.

>>7140391
Stella, Heineken, and Corona are three examples of beer that is intentionally skunked before its imported to the US. If you don't believe me, an easy test is to take a green bottle of Heineken and drink it, tastes like skunk piss right? Well maybe it just sat on the shelf too long and got hit by too much light. Now take a CAN of Heineken, which should be far less vulnerable to skunking. Still tastes like skunk piss. Now you know that Heineken skunks their shit before it leaves the plant

[Anonymous No.7140950]

>>7140183
Samuel Adams isn't really that good, dude. Pretty much any German macro brew beats it other than Lowenbrau or something.

The best American Macro brew I would say is Yuengling.

[Anonymous No.7141136]

Dogfish Head

[Anonymous No.7141158]

>>7140950
This nigga know whats up. PA represent. Drinkin' some Yueng right now, nectar of the gods.

[Anonymous No.7141175]

>>7140095
desu lagunitas is fucking great senpai everythings consistent granted after awhile all similar tasting but still great consistency and all drinkable

[Anonymous No.7141252]

>>7140950

Sam Adams is one of the best balanced American beers on the market.

Most U.S. beer is either over-hopped, or underhopped, and made with adjuncts that reduce malty flavor profiles.

[Anonymous No.7141262]

>>7140950
>Yuengling
I remember when I moved to the east coast in the late 90s everyone was saying OH MAN YOU GOTTA TRY THIS STUFF

That was around the time I realized beer was boring and beer people have terrible judgment and will just go along with the crowd

[Anonymous No.7141765]

>>7140095
I actually really dug their IPA....

[Anonymous No.7141775]

>>7140950
Sam Adams>PBR>Yeungling

[Anonymous No.7141776]

>>7141262
>OH MAN YOU GOTTA TRY THIS STUFF
>any alcohol that isn't 30%+ ABV

glad you learned your lesson anon

[Anonymous No.7141837]

>>7140014
>enjoy pretty much every sam adams seasonal
>thing boston lager tastes like dirt

Seriously what the fuck why is boston lager so shit?

[Anonymous No.7141854]

>>7140417
>he hasn't had Fuller's or Samuel Smith's

[Anonymous No.7141859]

>>7141775

>PBR better than anything, yet alone Yeungling.

Nigga, you trippin

[Anonymous No.7141875]

>>7141262

Fuck you, I once deliberately missed a flight because the airport bar had Yuengling on tap. that is a damned good beer poured in a pint glass

[Anonymous No.7141888]

>>7141775
>PBR
Literally nobody drank this filth until Hollywood started using it in their DUDE WEED LAMO films

[Anonymous No.7141894]

>>7141888
I drink PBR because it's cheap

[Anonymous No.7141942]

>>7140800
>>7140572
>>7140417
Im fucking triggered. And I know thats what you want. And I dont want to let you win. But im deeply angered.

[Anonymous No.7141949]

[Anonymous No.7141957]

[Anonymous No.7141979]

>>7141957
Overrated, too.
Two Hearted is way better.

[Anonymous No.7142046]

>>7141942
>Im fucking triggered. And I know thats what you want. And I dont want to let you win. But im deeply angered.

Why?

English beer is absolutely atrocious, and makes U.S. mass produced beer seem like Belgium craft beer by comparison.

Low carbonation, so it seems like you're drinking flat beer compared to the rest of the world. Little to no hop characteristics in either taste, or aroma, and amazingly enough, they've managed to almost eliminate any good malty flavors as well. And to top it off, you niggers serve it at room temperature so that it warms up and gets worse, unless you drink the shit fast like an alcoholic.

Asians make better beer than you fags.

[Anonymous No.7142067]

Mead will be the meme beer of 2016. It's already getting huge in California and by extension Texas, it's been popular there for a while, and soon it will spread like a disease.

[Anonymous No.7142077]

>>7142046

Just to confirm, which English beers have you tried?

>Low carbonation
So you dont enjoy porter either? Because porters have equally low levels of carbonation. You arent comparing equivalent drinks. One style of drink is supposed to have more carbonation than another.

>Little to no hop characteristics
Jesus. Why are Americans so determined to over hop every single beer? Just because the drink isnt dominated by hops doesnt mean it lacks flavour. This IPA meme needs to die. Let me guess, you love bacon, ride a single gear bike and have a beard too right?

>Served at room temperature
This is incorrect. It should be stored at cellar temperature, around 12 degrees centigrade, not room temperature.

[Anonymous No.7142092]

>>7142067
It started getting popular years ago boy-o. The mead fad has already came and gone, the only ones who are still hyped about it are the ones that actually like brewing it, and the people just learning about it and thinking it's a cool viking drink.

[Anonymous No.7142101]

>>7141262
>thinking yuengling was new or unheard of in the 90's

[Anonymous No.7142155]

Any beer that has pictures of hops on its labels. Red flag for style over substance EXTREME IPA BRO shit

[Anonymous No.7142217]

>>7142077
>Just to confirm, which English beers have you tried?

The shit they sold in the pubs of London, anon.

Ass. Pretty much all of it was ass.

Germany, France, Belgium, and the Czech's know how to make a beer, but the English can't brew for shit.

[Anonymous No.7142230]

>>7142217
>the English can't brew for shit.

Niggers can't cook for shit either.

[Anonymous No.7142245]

>>7142217
>I literally cannot name a single English beer

You dont even own a passport do you.

[Anonymous No.7142293]

>>7142046
>Asians make better beer than you fags

Hey man, Asian beers aren't all that bad. Tsingtao was founded by Germans, and Japan's love-hate relationship with the West means that they've had over a hundred years of beer brewing experience.

[Anonymous No.7142302]

>>7142245
>You dont even own a passport do you.

Nigger, I've worked on 4 of 7 continents, and the only reason I didn't name a shitty English pub beer, is because none of them were worth remembering.

I sure as fuck remembered Chimay, Erdinger, Schneider and Sohne Aventinus, Pilsner Urquell, Duvel, and a lot of other beers actually worth remembering though, and I still look for them today.

If I want an English brew, I'll just buy some PBR, let it go flat, add a little water to it, and drink it at room temperature.

[Anonymous No.7144026]

>>7142067

>VikingBlod

Mi familia!

[Anonymous No.7144040]

>>7140033
>>7140095
>>7140118
This.

>our beer is very bland, shitty, and boring.
>fuck it let's just throw hop sap into it and sell it as our brand new Hoppity Hop Hop Peter Cottontail Quintuple, the stupid hipster fucks will buy literally anything with the letters "IPA" on the bottle

[Anonymous No.7144435]

Any beer that prides itself on having lots of hops is a meme. So many IPA's are shit because of the shit trend of adding more and more hops as if that makes beer better.

[Anonymous No.7145891]

>>7142067
bullshit, sours are the hipster meme beer of the next few years. Ive met many hipsters in my days and also live in california

[Anonymous No.7145894]

sculpin

that shit was 8 bucks for a six pack a few years back, its like 14 now

[Anonymous No.7146013]

>>7140014
It's good though.

[Anonymous No.7146022]

It's always fun seeing people who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about, talk with the pretense that they do

[Anonymous No.7146066]

>>7142302
>I named a bunch of foreign beers that are readily available in north america nowadays.

Yeah, this guy's never had an English beer in his life. Knock off the bullshit Brit-fag trolling dude.

I like German beer more than English beer too, but calling them all shit is retarded.

[Anonymous No.7147357]

>>7140086
>brewdog
Cringy as fuck

[Anonymous No.7147364]

>>7146013
Nobody cares about Half in the Bag, make more Plinkett reviews you fat fucking hack

[Anonymous No.7147552]

>>7147364
What?

[Anonymous No.7147841]

>>7146066
>suddenly, a white knight faggot appears

What do you think is easier to remember, white knight, some obscure local beer you had one night outside of Munchen, Antwerp, or Cherbourg, or the beer you had and can actually buy when you get back to the states?

Use your brain, white knight.

[Anonymous No.7147845]

>>7141979
Isn't one an imperial ipa vs a regular ipa?

[Anonymous No.7147854]

>>7147364
t. 15-year-old

[Anonymous No.7148062]

>>7141775
the only reason PBR is ever acceptable is when it's on $1.00 draft.

[Anonymous No.7148065]

>>7142067
A bar in town serves this shit. There are guys who order glasses of it and bro out with each other. I don't understand. It's like 7 or 8 bucks for a 6 oz pour of 20% ABV honeywater. Does not taste good.

[Anonymous No.7148101]

>>7148062
PBR is at least better than shit like Bud and Yuengling

[Anonymous No.7148112]

>>7148101
That's like the difference between a 1/10 face and a 3/10

[Anonymous No.7148115]

>>7148112
yep

[Anonymous No.7148154]

>>7146013
I heard only hack frauds drink that beer.

[Anonymous No.7148188]

>>7148154
It's an availability thing combined with regional pride and not a little insecurity from a state that has little going for it.

Probably most of you aren't old enough to remember the 80s, but in the 80s Coors was the beer for people like that.

I remember we had these neighbors who moved in from some place where they had Coors (we didn't), and the dad would always brag to my dad about how great Coors was. So growing up I thought Coors must be this great beer, well, we all know how that turned out.

Anyway for a while Leinie's was that for people who moved away from Wisconsin, now it's Spotted Cow. Spotted Cow is definitely better than Leinie's but the way they talk about it you'd think it was the Virgin Mary's golden piss.

You get a little of the same thing from Texans and their Shiner Bock, another beer which is pretty drinkable but hardly as good as the local retards make it sound.

[Anonymous No.7148222]

>>7148188
People who drink a lot of craft beer aren't that into Spotted Cow, but Middle aged people who have drank Miller Light/High Life their entire lives, and underaged kids used to cheap beer fucking love it. It literally outsells Bud Light in Wisconsin, no other state has a craft brewery that outsells Bud Light

Hell, my grandparents drink Spotted Cow now, and New Glarus has an excellent price point with their 6 packs often going for about $7.20.

New Glarus's other beers are often excellent though, all the Spotted Cow they sell allows them have stuff like this in every grocery/liquor store and most gas stations in the state

>from a state that has little going for it.
I lol'd at this though

[Anonymous No.7148502]

>>7148222
drinking one of these right now

[Anonymous No.7148618]

>>7140014
The seasonal Sam Adams brews are always good. Summer and Winter are my favorite. I got a case of the Blueberry ones once, but I can't find them anymore.

[Anonymous No.7148633]

>>7148502
How is it?

[Anonymous No.7148641]

>>7148633
Very good, definitely worth a buy if you are in Wisconsin and like stout (and if that is the case you should also buy this which I drank earlier tonight)

[Anonymous No.7148645]

>>7148641
Good to know, thanks. I'll keep my eye out next time I'm grocery shopping.

[Anonymous No.7148653]

>>7141957

i also thought of the same + the younger version, when the phrase "meme beer" came to mind

[Anonymous No.7148809]

>>7140095
They had their Brewery shut down for a little while because of a 420 party.

[Anonymous No.7149398]

>>7141875
Really? Maybe I'm jaded because there's a bottling plant in my area which makes it cheap as fuck. Don't get me wrong, it's a pretty ok beer but not good enough to miss a flight over.

[Anonymous No.7149402]

>>7141859
For me a like pbr more because nostalgia but I think yuengling tastes better. To each their own though

[Anonymous No.7150367]

>>7147357
Is that ironic, or are they being serious? Because fuck me that's pretentious as fuck

[Anonymous No.7150393]

>>7140183
Eurorich here. At least get them Sierra Nevada.

[Anonymous No.7150412]

>>7140234
Yes you can find it at least in Britain, Ireland, Belgium, Germany, Czech Republic, Denmark, Sweden. Holland has a Trappist brewery too so I'll include them as well.

[Anonymous No.7150470]

Just look at that happy little skel.

[Anonymous No.7150513]

>>7140800
From experience, domestic Heineken is horsepiss, and 'kinda drinkable' in the US. Felt like a relief after bud lite at least.

>>7147357
True fedora beer

Pic related, meme'st beer of NL.
'MEN KNOW WHY'

[Anonymous No.7150547]

[Anonymous No.7150582]

>>7147357
this is definitely the worst part about the brewery.

The beers are okay, but the brand aesthetic is just embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.7150690]

>>7150582
I like it. I don't take it seriously and I always get a little grin on my face when I read their texts. I think their only mistake was their company stock scam. Their TV show was also a bit too much but at least it was educational.

[Anonymous No.7150718]

>>7150513
gross, that's the beer in vending machines

[Anonymous No.7150742]

i cant contain all these newfags

[Anonymous No.7150751]

shiner