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Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:08:30 2015 No.7100739 [Reply] [Original]

Soup cu/ck/s. I'm getting laid tonight (lucky me) The only problem is I'm kind of terrible in bed. But that's okay because i plan on making her orgasm from the delicious omelette ill be making in the morning. That's where you all come in; I need some help to make a kickass omelette. But i never done it before so help me out yall

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:10:18 2015 No.7100745 Pepin

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:23:45 2015 No.7100788 Please help... anyone

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:24:30 2015 No.7100792 >>7100788 Pepin

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:27:10 2015 No.7100801 >>7100745 >>7100792 original Child is better

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:28:06 2015 No.7100804 >>7100792 Whats that mean dog? How do i make a damn omelette. Shes gonna be here any minute

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:29:24 2015 No.7100811 File: 98 KB, 843x843, IjWrPkt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7100739 burger bob here, gimmie ur fuckin order there tough guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:30:15 2015 No.7100812 >>7100739 you got no chance breh. pick something easier. Maybe a vanilla milkshake to compliment the sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:33:06 2015 No.7100820 you should sort out the sex thing dude. tell us where you think you're going wrong, briefly describe your general range of sexual experiences and habits if you would.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:33:11 2015 No.7100822 >>7100804 Pepin

Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:43:20 2015 No.7100848
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>>7100820
Yeah, sort out that sex shit first.

Everyone else is telling you to go on YouTube and search for the omelette recipes as taught by Jacques Pepin or Julia Child.

Ya turkey

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:44:54 2015 No.7100853 >>7100848 Yeh, ya spatchcock

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 22:51:56 2015 No.7100871 I aint got time for youtube were bout to watch a movie

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:00:20 2015 No.7100898 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:08:37 2015 No.7100913 >>7100871 take her out for breakfast you absolute moron.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:08:46 2015 No.7100914 Bahaha, like she's gonna go back to her friends and be like "The sex was fucking shit. But that omelette, tho..." You can't really cover up the taste of failure, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:17:10 2015 No.7100928 >>7100914 We can only hope anon. I need some tips! Help a brotha out yall

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:33:35 2015 No.7100960 >>7100928 >>7100913 TAKE HER OUT FOR BREAKFAST FUCKHEAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 22 23:35:26 2015 No.7100966 >>7100739 smoked salmon gruyere and spinach omelette with scallions diced into the omelette?

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:11:23 2015 No.7101210
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>>7100913
>>7100960
>take her out for breakfast

The point of making breakfast at home is OP can get laid again afterward (presumably, but as he's bad at it, probably not) but if the chick has to get ready to go out, she's just going to go home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 01:14:14 2015 No.7101219 >>7101210 he should've fucked her again in the morning long before breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:08:42 2015 No.7102438 Well that was a disaster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:15:58 2015 No.7102468 How are you bad at sex? You just fucking thrust

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:18:10 2015 No.7102474 >>7100739 You're doomed. Not gonna please her sexuual so she definitely won't be staying the night. Enjoy your bowl of cereal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:19:08 2015 No.7102478 >>7102468 >How are you bad at sex? you just fucking thrust

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:21:43 2015 No.7102485 >>7100898 This, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:22:09 2015 No.7102492 Sex her from behind. Make her cook the goddamn omelette you wimp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 12:22:10 2015 No.7102493 does she like her eggs scrambled? or fertilized?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 15:45:34 2015 No.7103067 Oh well as they say, there's other fish in the sea. I'll check out peken and then impress the next dame with sweet omelette

Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:46:16 2015 No.7103414

>>7100739
three eggs, some milk, a tiny bit of lemon juice. mix it up like mofo. some salt, herbs, chilly flocks. heat the pan up, use a little bit too much oil. make sure the sides of the pan are oily to the top. put eggs in, let solidify. lift the sides with a knife so excess oil can get back down. move the pan to make sure its not stuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:48:22 2015 No.7103424 >>7103414 DO NOT THIS THIS is a RECIPE for mustard GAS I REPEAT DO NOT DO THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:53:23 2015 No.7103438 File: 74 KB, 480x424, omlette da froamge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7103424 no thats how you get this beauty together

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 17:59:35 2015 No.7103455 >>7100739 Women these days never appreciate a man who knows how to cook. Just order pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 18:00:32 2015 No.7103459 >>7103438 >omlette da froamge

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 18:05:53 2015 No.7103475 >>7103438 Didn't know vomit could look so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 18:51:58 2015 No.7103619 File: 321 KB, 853x480, Matrix_Wiki_Food_Cake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7100739 What you need is that cake from The Matrix

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 19:30:27 2015 No.7103734 >>7103424 Haa ok sure anon. Mustard isn't even one of the ingredients

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:13:27 2015 No.7104052 >>7102493 >fried >or fertilized

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 23 21:49:34 2015 No.7104148 >>7102468 virgin detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 00:11:59 2015 No.7104530 >>7104148 That's something a virgin would say

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 00:18:27 2015 No.7104554 >>7104148 >implying the first time you sleep with someone the best, safest bet isn't to just fuck them hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 00:24:16 2015 No.7104570 >>7104554 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97e2XXxKdM

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 10:05:07 2015 No.7105683 File: 8 KB, 251x221, 1291525521105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7102468 >You just fucking thrust

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 12:39:50 2015 No.7106063 >>7104554 it might be your 'safest bet' but it won't be good unless she takes some form of control

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 24 18:14:15 2015 No.7106928 >>7100739 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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