Shit-tier snack food thread:

[Anonymous No.7100398]

I'll start:
>chocolate creme twinkies

[Anonymous No.7100723]

[Anonymous No.7100730]

https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/poop-filled-twinkie/

[Anonymous No.7100734]

>>7100730
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.7100736]

>>7100734
it's Indian cuisine, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.7100740]

>>7100730
>the whole shippables section
what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.7100747]

I thought that was a hot dog filled twinkie at first

[Anonymous No.7100749]

let's make a chicken sandwich without the bread and charge 10 dollars for it!

[Anonymous No.7100750]

>>7100730
>https://www.pooalexa.com/shop/shippables/poop-filled-twinkie/

Is that legal?

[Anonymous No.7100773]

>>7100398
story OP?

[Anonymous No.7100778]

>>7100730
Wow, Ranjeep must be in Shangra-La after discovering this gem.

[Anonymous No.7100815]

[Anonymous No.7100973]

>>7100747

[Anonymous No.7100998]

>>7100973
debating whether this'd be good or not

[Anonymous No.7101042]

>>7100815
Oi u better quit talkin shit bout my crackers sandwiches m8

[Anonymous No.7101053]

>>7100730
>faith in humanity: lost

[Anonymous No.7101086]

[Anonymous No.7101088]

>>7100723
I love the mojo ones but these taste like mace

[Anonymous No.7101091]

You’ll need some paper towels and napkins for more than just to catch your cum with these wonderful treats. The twinkie aroma mixed with Alexa’s poo is just superb. The poo aroma sticks with you for a while, and it’s unbelievably pleasurable having the scent of Alexa’s poo with you for hours after you’re done tasting. Just taking a deep breath gives me a warm, pleasant feeling and puts a smile on face (I‘m definitely a big smell person). I tried her out-of-this world brownies first, but the twinkies were my first time eating straight poop, something I also wanted to try first with Alexa‘s magnificent ass. The first thing that I noticed is that straight poop has a bitter taste, not unlike black coffee for instance, and I‘m someone who normally doesn’t drink coffee without lots of cream and sugar. I knew that this would require some training! (It was at that moment that I truly understood the meaning of the phrase “toilet training”). I want to be able to make Alexa happy and eat all of her shit whenever she tells me to. I finished about half of the twinkie and left the paper towel with the crumbs and cream on my nightstand, then I took a deep whiff first thing the next morning, and it got me hard instantly from the still strong, undeniable aroma of Alexa‘s poo. I was really looking forward to finishing the other half. I took out the other half later on that day and the magnificent poo aroma was still just as strong (the twinkies are definitely a pretty strong/distinct poop experience, if that’s what you need). I was really excited to finish the other half of my Alexa poo twinkie. These twinkies are a great intermediate step in your training (Alexa may want to consider trying the same thing with ho-hos, since the black coffee-like poopy taste works really well with chocolate;). It’s truly just a gift and a pleasure having Alexa’s poo, and you can‘t go wrong with her excellent twinkies.

[Anonymous No.7101093]

>>7100398
I agree. It's such a simple concept and it SHOULD work, but Hostess fucked it up somehow. I just don't understand how they got it wrong.

[Anonymous No.7101097]

>>7101091
>triggered

[Anonymous No.7101164]

>>7101086

You better be trolling.

[Anonymous No.7101168]

>>7101086

[Anonymous No.7101218]

>>7100749
I liked the BBQ bacon one, though.

[Anonymous No.7101227]

>>7100398
reminder twinkies aren't THAT "creme" filled

ty xray anon

[Anonymous No.7101315]

>>7101227
NO
FUCKING
SHIT

[Anonymous No.7101327]

>>7100730
Sometimes I wonder why as a woman, that I even in college?

[Anonymous No.7101335]

>>7101227
>someone CT scanned a twinkie

[Anonymous No.7101348]

>>7101091

[Anonymous No.7101349]

>>7100730
>You’ll need some paper towels and napkins for more than just to catch your cum with these wonderful treats. The twinkie aroma mixed with Alexa’s poo is just superb. The poo aroma sticks with you for a while, and it’s unbelievably pleasurable having the scent of Alexa’s poo with you for hours after you’re done tasting. Just taking a deep breath gives me a warm, pleasant feeling and puts a smile on face (I‘m definitely a big smell person). I tried her out-of-this world brownies first, but the twinkies were my first time eating straight poop, something I also wanted to try first with Alexa‘s magnificent ass. The first thing that I noticed is that straight poop has a bitter taste, not unlike black coffee for instance, and I‘m someone who normally doesn’t drink coffee without lots of cream and sugar. I knew that this would require some training! (It was at that moment that I truly understood the meaning of the phrase “toilet training”). I want to be able to make Alexa happy and eat all of her shit whenever she tells me to. I finished about half of the twinkie and left the paper towel with the crumbs and cream on my nightstand, then I took a deep whiff first thing the next morning, and it got me hard instantly from the still strong, undeniable aroma of Alexa‘s poo. I was really looking forward to finishing the other half. I took out the other half later on that day and the magnificent poo aroma was still just as strong (the twinkies are definitely a pretty strong/distinct poop experience, if that’s what you need). I was really excited to finish the other half of my Alexa poo twinkie. These twinkies are a great intermediate step in your training (Alexa may want to consider trying the same thing with ho-hos, since the black coffee-like poopy taste works really well with chocolate;). It’s truly just a gift and a pleasure having Alexa’s poo, and you can‘t go wrong with her excellent twinkies.

[Anonymous No.7101352]

>>7101091

[Anonymous No.7101375]

>>7101348
>>7101352
>Oh wow, these are scrumptious.
This was my second order of the ‘oatmeal shit pie’.
The first time, I sat at home eating it, while watching the video of the equally scrumptious Goddess Alexa constructing the pie.
For my second helping, I took it to work and ate it during breaktime. It was quite a turn on while I sat at the table as my workmates had no idea what I was eating.
Although one female colleague did comment about the aroma when I opened my sandwich box, I just passed it off as a homemade cookie.
Like the first one I’d eaten, I really couldn’t taste the crème filling, but that’s not why I bought them for.
A bonus with this product, the oats actually accentuate the earthy flavour of the poopy filling, and I was sucking bits out of my teeth for the rest of the day. Mmmm heaven.
If you’ve not tried these, I do recommend them.

[Anonymous No.7101393]

Al Bundy approves this thread!

[Anonymous No.7101425]

>>7100730
If I ever commit suicide, I'm just gonna put this link in the note and nothing else. After going to the website, I'm sure people will understand.

[Anonymous No.7101465]

>>7101327
You can get a marketing degree and feel important?

[Anonymous No.7101475]

>>7100736
Indian cuisine... you mean poo?

[Anonymous No.7101646]

>>7100998
just a more sugar filled corn dog

[Anonymous No.7103075]

>>7100730
lol