/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7099831]

>friends visiting for a few days
>last day, decide to cook breakfast instead of going out
>homemadebreakfastsandwiches.pdf
>i'm making eggs, friend in charge of bacon
>"bacon needs really high heat anon"
>turns up super turbo burner to jet engine level
>grease flying everywhere
>"hey, maybe you can turn that down a bit, you're making a mess"
>"no trust me, this is the best way to cook bacon"
>he's finished
>kitchen looks like a grease bomb exploded
>thin coating of grease everywhere, on every inch of my stove, cabinet, cooking utensils, appliances
>mfw I'm the one who's going to have to clean this up
>mfw
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7099838]

>not having one of these
Do you even lift?

[Anonymous No.7099845]

>>7099831

>best way to cook bacon

That would be on a cookie tray...

Your friend is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.7099861]

was it good?

[Anonymous No.7099863]

Oh lord how fucking taxing your life sounds so difficult you fucking faggot fuck

[Anonymous No.7099890]

>Me and my friend cooked because there was nothing else to do
>My friend cooked something
>Wahhh there's a mess from all the food

Holy shit you entitled autist fuck.

[Anonymous No.7099899]

>>7099831
Are you a woman because it sure sounds like it

[Anonymous No.7099917]

>>7099831
You're pretty autistic, but I agree. The worst part is that your friend didn't make them chewy.

[Anonymous No.7099921]

>>7099831
>"hey, maybe you can turn that down a bit, you're making a mess"

Nothing more infuriating than a backseat cook. Pisses me right off

You're right though. Only idiots cook bacon on high heat

[Anonymous No.7099928]

Dude that's nothing

I made enchiladas with my friend and she got oil and enchilada sauce all over the kitchen