Food your partner cooked

[Anonymous No.7088883]

My girlfriend made me this cake for my birthday today. You jelly?

[Anonymous No.7088897]

was the extensive fruit her way of telling you that you might be gay?

just kidding, sorry. It actually looks decent. It's amazing what retards can produce sometimes.

[Anonymous No.7088907]

>>7088883
no

your girlfriend is weaksauce. its just raw fruit on pancakes, with a little powdered sugar. i could make the same thing from shit in my pantry, id just pick up a little container of mixed fruit and berries from the local supermarket. unless you like eating the strawberry tops and grape stems have fun picking those out.

i might be jelly if the pic was something more difficult to make, requiring special techniques or ingredients

[Anonymous No.7088910]

>>7088907
>your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.7088916]

>>7088883
I mean, I would totes eat it, but it's nothing any of these cu/ck's can't do (I fucking hope)

[Anonymous No.7088927]

>>7088883
happy birthday!

[Anonymous No.7088942]

>>7088907
>strawberry tops and grape stems
this desu

[Anonymous No.7088944]

>>7088883
>pile of fresh fruit (cut up so it will go bad quickly) on top of a lvl 1 cake

ok

[Anonymous No.7088993]

>>7088883

[Anonymous No.7089508]

>>7088883
Nicee.

[Anonymous No.7089527]

Bappy Hirthday!

[Anonymous No.7089562]

>>7088883
>tfw my gf is a qualified cook and never serves me up abominations like OP's pic

[Anonymous No.7090152]

Why the fuck do people not rotate these pictures before uploading?

[Anonymous No.7090183]

>>7088883

that actually looks really nice. happy birthday you shitcunt.

>you jelly?

my girlfriend is a much better baker than I am, we're both big amateur cooks

[Borneo No.7090195]

>>7090152
If you upload straight from your phone you can't tell if it's going to turn sideways because it looks normal in the folder. The moar you know.

[Anonymous No.7091948]

>>7088897

[Anonymous No.7091985]

>>7090195
So don't upload from your phone.

[Anonymous No.7092115]

>ldr partner can't cook at all
>all they eat is microwave meals
>only experience was me literally guiding them through scrambled eggs step by step
>keep telling them to pick up the basics
>they refuse, saying their stove is possibly broken and they don't want to mess with it
>know they didn't even check it properly
>they keep saying how they'd love to cook for me when we're living together
>point out that I don't think they'll suddenly manage to cook a whole meal when they can barely boil water
>in return, shrugs

I love them but the lack of forethought and general laziness is driving me up the wall. I won't necessarily mind picking up the slack cooking when we're together, but for now all they eat is garbage and they complain about it to me but ignore all my culinary advice.

[Anonymous No.7092132]

>>7088883
fucking embarassing lmao

[Anonymous No.7092136]

>>7088883
Happy birthday! Maybe instead of putting what you have out there to be judged, you just enjoy it. Happy birthday, cock sucker. You have someone who loves you. I know you appreciate her!

[Anonymous No.7092143]

>>7088883
>stems still on grapes
>tops still on strawberries
>confectioner's sugar all over rim of plate
>Whipped cream on the inside
>Plain, very thin cake cut in half, doesn't look moist at all

0/10 Anon your gf can't cook for shit if this is supposed to be a highlight.

She could have at least baked the berries into the cake or something.

[Anonymous No.7092156]

>not processing the fruit

Lazy mans cake

[Anonymous No.7093217]

>>7088883
>Girlfriend
Yes OP, I am jelly. Also, happy birthday!

[Anonymous No.7093547]

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